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Britney Spears Gets Prettier Every Day

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Oh sweet mother of all that is good and pure. That thing terrifies me.

By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
I will never drink Red Bull again, if by chance it will make me look that goddamn fug.

By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
She has millions? And yet, the hair looks like THAT? Is there nothing they can do? What does a head transplant go for these days?

By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
omg ppl liek britney is so hawt i luv her so much. ur gonna have the best comeback brit. don't listen to the haters. i luv u!!!!!!!!!!

By some 12 year old, on 4:51 PM
^ Is her HAIR planning a comeback also?

By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
That girl ain't right. Has she ever been tested for a mental impairment?

By Nardo, on 4:53 PM
Why do I keep expecting to see her spitting or blowing snot onto the road as she stomps along?

By Smartie, on 4:54 PM
…perhaps a little off topic, but go K-Fed! Hold on there buddy, you're close to the 50MM. When she caves, move on up to 75MM then hold. She'll probably piss 25MM on her next flop CD and you don't want her BK'n. Then take that money, buy yourself a nice little island, take the whole rap industry with da for a long hard party and wait for a nice tsunami to wash all of ya’ll out to sea. That would be the best thing either of you could do for you chilled’n or humanity.

By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
Shoppin at Target...

CLASSY GAL!

By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
i'm not rich or famous and i wouldn't be caught dead going outside like that.

By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
She truly IS a skank. How the hell does she walk in those pants? Ew.

By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
She looks like a cross betwee Dog and his wife Beth

By Brandy, on 5:20 PM
wait, don't bring target into this. it's my favorite store!

but britney is NOT my favorite anything. and i know i'm not the best-looking girl around, but at least when i go out i wash and brush my hair, put on a bra, make sure my clothes are stain-free, and stand up straight. just those things alone could make a world of difference, yet apparently she doesn't listen when people try to tell her those things.

By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
Wasnt there five minutes there when she went on Letterman looking GOOD?

By Meander, on 5:38 PM
Target is so much better than Wal-Mart and Target is not trashy. Britney needs to stay away from there because she's making it look trashy.

By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" - BAAAAAHAAAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

it's funny 'cause it's true.

By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
ACTUALLY, Dog should go hunt her down and bust her ass for being a negligent mom.

By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
who has more class, paris or britney?

By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
that left one must be a bird, cuz its heading south for the winter.

thank you, thank you very much.

By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
Paris or Britney? More class?

Neither. Isn't that like comparing rotten potatoes to rotten potatoes?

By Vigilante, on 6:20 PM
i wish someone would projectile vomit all over her shirt.

By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
I totally see a Britney/K-Fed reunion somewhere within the next 5 years.

By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
Man, Don't be so hard on the Dawg. he takes a lot more pride in his appearance.

By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
let's not forget that she is probably breast feeding the little one with that left breast. those hungry critters are strong.

By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
Britney is not breastfeeding. She's way too selfish to breastfeed.

By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
Has anyone stopped and thought that maybe, just maybe, K-Fed doesn't look so bad after all?? At least he matches his clothes when he goes out. Just my opinion.

It's a damn shame when your net worth is about $125 million and the best you can do is grab something from the bottom of the laundry hamper.

By jennifer, on 7:59 PM
OMG that "Dog" stuff is hilarious, never noticed till now.

By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
You actually have to spend time with your child to breastfeed him. It takes actual commitment to your child.

By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
Skanky stained-up ho-bag!

By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Please... those nipples are normal size for a woman that has had children..What is the prob? Cant take real nipples? The fug face though.... now that is the shit....

By Coraje Mi Amor, on 8:45 PM
You just KNOW she has a Zune!

By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
Your nipples don't get larger from having children! It's sad how uninformed some people are, but throw ridiculous comments out there. All nipples are different and hers happen to be larger than average. It's genes, not making babies that did it to her.

By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
Britney had those big ass nipples and saggy tits BEFORE she had kids. There are a lot of pics of her not wearing a bra in skimpy shirts before she was even dating K-Fag.

By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM
5:13, so true. I wouldn't fetch my newspaper from the driveway looking like that! Egad!

By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
Yay for Target!

Boo for Britney!

By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
Good fucking god. Does she have a receding hairline? I bet small children start crying when they see her shambling down the street.

By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
"Has anyone stopped and thought that maybe, just maybe, K-Fed doesn't look so bad after all?? At least he matches his clothes when he goes out. Just my opinion."

K-Fed looks like the most well-dressed human in the world compared to this homeless skank. I think the past few months of Shitney's behavior have convinced most people to vote Team K-Fed. I hope he gets the kids and at least half her money.

By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Nothing says 'Mom Of The Year' quite like taking a smokebreak in the midst of buying children's playground equipment. ;)

By joejoe, on 9:42 PM
The last time I saw a face like that, it was screaming "OUTLANDER!!!" and chasing me down in a cornfield with a scythe.

By jeditemple, on 9:58 PM
Dear Britney:
As a concerned fan who just saw this awful pic of you, I feel I should offer some advice on wardrobe. With your bank account and resources in the industry, there is no excuse for the way you have been dressing the past several months. A lot of my advice is common sense and some are great tips:
BEAUTY and MAKEUP:
Quit the drugs and excessive drinking. It is wreaking havoc on your skin, plus you are a mom now and there is no excuse for it, regardless of your age. Never leave the house without a sunscreen and moisturize daily. If you must pop a pill, take a multivitamin. If you must take a shot, try acai in the morning (available at Costco) - it gives you energy and works wonders on your complexion, too. Go to Sephora and invest in some good make-up. Stila has great eyeshadow, get a Shu Umera eyelash curler, Dior waterproof mascara, Nars blush, you get the picture! Don't leave the house without some makeup, you are being photographed all the time - be prepared! Carry Visine in your purse to avoid being photographed with red eyes. Get facials regularly.
WARDROBE: Classic and ladylike can be sexy too. Invest in quality, classic pieces like cashmere sweaters, wrap dresses (think DVF and Laundry by Shelly Segal), a classic trenchcoat, heels and pretty flats. Zappos.com offers great shoes and bags from Michael Kors, Marc Jacobs, Rafe, Via Spiga, etc. Get a metallic, leather bag and wear with neutrals, like some dark jeans (not skinny) and a classic, fitted white shirt. Leopard flats would look cute with jeans and a whte or black tee. I live in Los Angeles, too, and realize this is a casual jeans and T shirt kind of place. For running errands, you can still look cute with jeans and a comfy T from Michael Stars or Splendid. Make sure it hits at the hip (not the waist or cropped), the effects will be slimming. For jewelry, get some diamond studs or gold hoops and wear with everything. Never never leave the house without a well fitting supportive bra (Calvin Klein has some great ones - try their T shirt bras) and low rise underwear.
HAIR: Take out the extensions and stop overprocessing your hair. You looked great with the bob haircut. Apply a deep conditioning product to your hair once a week. Use a self-tanner and avoid sunbathing and tanning beds or your skin will develop sun spots and will look like a piece of old leather. Limit partying at clubs to 2 nights a week, if you must, with a 3 drink maximum. Drink water in between your drinks to avoid getting plastered or 'falling asleep'. Try going out to dinner and drinks at a restaurant with friends, instead of hitting the clubs. It still counts as a night out and you will be home early enough to at least tuck your kids in. Get your teeth professionally whitened. Stop wearing things you received only because you got them for free and fill your closets with classy, beautiful things. Go to Amazon.com or any bookstore and pick up a guide on how to dress from In Style or Lucky magazine.
Britney, I hope you take this as constructive criticism from a fan. I am really rooting for you and with some hard work and common sense, I know you can come back with a bang and win your fans back. Give yourself a pat on the back for getting rid of K-Fed. That was a first step. I guarantee if you follow my advice, you will get on some Best Dressed or at least some Most Improved or Finally! lists. Good luck and fire your current stylist immediately!
From, a concerned fan, age 30, Los Angeles, CA.

By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
so when she wears panties she doesnt wear her bra?? or maybe she went commando again.

(sigh) i really dont know what to say anymore man. this girl is like a 3 year old child. she cant keep her clothes clean and she doesnt know how to put on her underwear. people have been instructing her how to be human for so long than as soon as she fires her entourage she just doesnt know how to do anything anymore. i bet she forgets to breathe sometimes or gives herselves headaches beacuse she forgot to blink. i just frankly dont know to say about her besides the fact that she is white trash with money. i'm just sickened and appalled.

By prettyboy, on 10:46 PM
Nipples don't get big from breastfeeding! God, people are so fucking dumb.

Shitney doesn't even breastfeed her babies! She has nannies and they were both bottle fed formula.

By mel, on 11:10 PM
jeditemple said...

The last time I saw a face like that, it was screaming "OUTLANDER!!!" and chasing me down in a cornfield with a scythe.

Ha!

By Anonymous, on 11:24 PM
If Shitney was in some fringe punk band, I would say "hell yeah sister, don't let the man dictate how you look" but given she has based her career on being some pop-princess, well, no dice sweetheart. There is a difference between defying mainstream fashion and being a clueless white trash fuck. Go home and take care of your fucking kids.

By Anonymous, on 11:27 PM
YEAH, PRETTY, PRETTY UGLY, PRETTY AWFUL AND PRETTY APT TO STAY THAT WAY.

By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM
The real britney is finally being shown after years of pr and tons of makeup, this is who she really is. Kfed was never the bad guy we all thought he was. He didnt change her, she was always this way we just didnt know it because she was hidden in plain site by pr and makeup

By BLADE, on 12:17 AM
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM
Again with the huge sunglasses. Why don't see just wear a damn welder's mask and get it over with.

By Anonymous, on 2:20 AM
Behold the striking beauty that is her.

I have a dream that when her new album will be released (if ever) someone got to hack onto every page on the internet that has promo-pics of her and exchange them with THIS photo. ;-)

By die Krautsalaten, on 4:45 AM
While I agree with everything "From, a concerned fan, age 30, Los Angeles, CA." said, a different point just came to me.

I am wondering if Britney is suffering from severe PPD. I've been through it and let me tell you that during the time I couldn't have cared less about my appearance. In fact, it's almost like I couldn't bring myself to look good on the outside, because I feel so bad on the inside. If this is the case, I really hope she gets some help from professionals.

By Anonymous, on 5:03 AM
Hey Concerned Fan ~

she doesn't need to fire her stylist...her stylist has already gone on record saying Shitney changes EVERYTHING once the stylist is done. So there, it's your girl who is the idiot here...not the stylist.

Although I, for one, certainly appreciate ALL your advice. Maybe you should write a book. You certainly seem proud of yourself and your fashion wisdom.

By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM
She looks like Woodstock from Peanuts.

By Anonymous, on 6:02 AM
I guess now some of us are officially eating crow by blaming K-Fed for Britney's white-trash downfall when in fact she did it to herself.

By jc, on 6:04 AM
Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
As a mother of 4, it's entirely possible to go out in public w/o realizing that you have spit up or baby food somewhere on your person...BUT OF COURSE that would mean she'd actually have to have fed or held or basically intereacted WITH the kids...yeah, it's probably jizz from one of the losers she's been bangin'...I just can't fathom having ALL that money and help and looking like that in public!

By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM
Let's layoff of the "Dog", there's no reason to put him down by comparing him to this loser....and by the way, lets remember the man is in his 50's...

By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
1st picture...either she is wiping her nose on her left shoulder and sleeve or that may be from one of her kids. Most likely the former.

I have 4 month old twins and my shirts are always looking like that. Most parents can probably relate. However, instead of saying "fuck it" and going to Starbucks with snot, boogers and drool on me I put on something clean and presentable before I go out.

There is just so much to hate about her. Thanks, Jenny.

By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
Are these from different times or did she turn her shirt inside out? The patterns on the shirt 'disappear' in some of the pics.

By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM
My first question is: why is her shirt on inside out in the first few pictures, but not in the last? What aisle did that happen in? And why is she carrying her purse upside down? It's absolutely disgusting that this trash heap is worth millions. This girl is all sorts of wrong.....

By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
She did slim down but her face stills looks bloated.

By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
National Geographic t*ts.

By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
to britney
1. your kids are the most valuable thing you have in life

2. you are a dancer and singer . thats the second most valuable thing in your life

if you will ever feel good again it's going to be because of these two.
so get to them.
men
parties
money
are not for certain and not endless. they are of minor significance in the long run.
maybe you need privacy to recover your mental health and tranquility.
so get to that first.

By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
Why are y'all surprised? Britney has always been like this. The girl is trailor park trash. She can't even sing, speak, act. The woman bought her own wedding ring. How pathetic is that. Keep sending the pics I just laugh when I see celebrities at their "best".

By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Looks like the McDonald's calories are adding up in the booty and belly areas first. Maybe she thinks the belly fat will support the titties? This girl either wears skirts that are too short or pants that are too long. WTF?

By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
gosh i wish they would let me kidnap her for a week so i could clean her up!!! first i would put her in the shower and take out her effed up nappy hair extensions, and i would make her stop smoking and get on the treadmill, and she would not be let out of the house w.out the following: make up, UNDERWEAR, a cute pair of JEANS, normal shoes NOT tacky ass boots, and a decent top. is it that freakin hard??? these girls are just letting themselves go and she is actually pretty if she would stop being so freakin retarded!!

By hurleygurlie2388, on 2:18 PM
fug nasty

By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
She looks like some white trash, low life pig who is out doing her laundry before she stops to sell her food stamps. She is a perfect match for her soon to be ex-husband, two honest to godness scumbags with money. Even her kids look dirty. Get real, before you know it she'll have her fake body, her fake face, her fake voice and all those hypocrites will be buying her CD for their little ones, she'll make enough to retire, again and their "idol" will drop from sight, again.

By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Actually, it is possible to have children and not go out in public looking like you robbed the homeless person that had just thrown up on you. She has alot of money and she doesn't even take care of her children. Other people do! Stop with the excuses. She doesn't have PPD. She's just a stupid skany white trash whore. I wish her and K-Fed had a double suicide pact ...

By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
Britney spears = Gary Busey with saggy tits.

By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
Britney and Beetlejuice ... separated at birth.

By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
target AND mcdonalds? WHY?! maybe in hell it's considered classy...im sure Britney even has lipstick on her teeth...

By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM
she looks like she got caught between rosie odonnel and a canned ham.

By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
the bitch is white trash remember that so don't be surprise that she eats crap and looks like crap she is white trash with money thats all , yall com bak now yer hear

By Anonymous, on 12:28 AM
There's a special place for Brit in celebrity history now.. True it's not ripe with proof of great talent, rich with awards, overwhelming admirations, outrageous fame and unbelievable fortune but it is a place.

By d mumsie, on 6:32 AM
All that money and she can't even buy class. BS doesn't stand for Britney Spears it stands for the Bad Standards she has for herself. You couldn't pay me to look that bad.

By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Britney Spears looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

F'G BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
HAHAHA!!!
ROFLMAO...The Bounty Hunter

By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
Oh my goodness...the "anonymous" who gave all the beauty, etiquette, class and hygeine tips...you were genius! And thorough! I could not have said it better myself

By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
ark! ark ! ark !
Is it possible to look as bad as that. I never thought she was a beautiful girl but i'm surprised everytime I see a pic of her because, she's always more terrible from one shot to another.

By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
Ha! I thought I was the only one that thought her eyes were so far apart!

By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Get a break. If she wouldn't be famous and have millions. People woudn't talk about it & she woudn't even be noticed.

By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
She looks like she spent a night with Hanibal Lechter.

By Anonymous, on 11:45 PM