45 Comments:

• Her inbred, too far apart eyes are so pretty.

  By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

• Can that girl (and I use the term very loosely) do ANYTHING without a huge wad of gum in her mouth?

  By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM  

• There's the fucking wad of gum again. She's such a fucking cow.

  By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

• first thing in the morning i would skeet directly onto that wad of gum, then watch her chew and make faces all day long

  By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

• she is making Kfed looks good...

  By burntcity, on 12:06 PM  

• Liza Minelli, anyone?

  By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM  

• "huh?"
  
  *burp*
  
  "huh?"

  By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

• Hell, after spending all day with my 2 boys I couldn't make it much past midnight. She was just being a good mom. HaHaHa... wow that's just sad.

  By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

• One day I would like to come here to see:
  
  BRITNEY DEAD FROM LODGED GUM
  
  
  Please?

  By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

• doesnt she have kids?

  By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

• sure Larry, we believe you- just like we believe Elliot Mintz.

  By parissucksliterally, on 12:47 PM  

• this makes total sense if you put the publicist's statment and Todd's comments together, like so:
  
  "She got carried out of clubs because she had puke in her hair and her panties in her purse.There is nothing out of the ordinary here"

  By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

• that is the dumbest thing to come out of a publicist's mouth in a long time. why not say she was abducted by aliens? it makes about as much sense.

  By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

• Can we please talk about the length of her "dress"? That crotch-cutter was meant to be a shirt, surely.

  By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

• Hey Brit, you forgot to put your skirt on.

  By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

• She'd be a lot more comfortable back in Shreveport La sucking on a long neck with her double wide parked at Walmart with her husband cleetus.
  What a personification of white trash, and she's getting really ugly, whats with the cadaver makeup?

  By Nrrvus, on 1:55 PM  

• kelly says, now THOSE are drumsticks!!! yum-yum! i won't be hungry for another 45 minutes at least.

  By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

• at least she haas her c-section scar covered up

  By Brandy, on 2:12 PM  

• In my day it was panties in your hair and puke in your purse. I miss the 80s.

  By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

• Brittany, stop being such a ho, put on some clothes, stop chewing like a freaken Cow and go home to your little white trash babies. It's bad enough your ex-husband now thinks he's a wrestler but we have to look at you constantly showing off your cooter and walking around f'en naked!
  GROW UP!!!

  By Lexie, on 3:45 PM  

• what is with her shiny nylon barbie hair? it couldn't look any more fake. also, check out the gross wart on her hand in the last pic.

  By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

• How long can she continue to keep riding the wave of a "has-been" celebrity? She hasn't done anything new in years and she still thinks she's the Queen of Pop.
  
  I can just see her ten years from now still trying to flaunt her 'once was hot but now is not' body at every party she can beg her way into. Danny Partridge anyone?

  By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM  

• HEY schumun poor me an utter drink....I need a drinkypoo..........mommi needs a drinkk for meeee...

  By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM  

• Is that gum in her mouth or rising up from the wad in her stomach? Must be 50 pounds of it in there by now, surely?

  By Smartie, on 4:07 PM  

• The gum smacking, the Daisy Duke styled fashion wear, I'm suprised she isn't wearing platform flip flops too. She is beyond anything worthy of media attention. Please go away Britney Spears. Your public has voted, go back to your trailer.

  By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

• she doesn't get it. people are watching her to see how she fucks up again. she is a walking train wreck and she thinks she is popular. how sad it that?

  By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM  

• Of course she's chewing gums. She's on coke and it makes your mouth really dry, she needs to keep producing saliva. Not that I would know it, of course.

  By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM  

• I love how she said her wish for 2007 is "to take care of me"
  
  Geez, dayum, uh, Bree-eet-ney?? Don'tcha hayuv sum dem yung'uns ta take kerr of first?
  
  Goddamn moron.

  By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

• Yes, she was soo tired. Like she hasn't been going out til 4 or 5am for the LAST 4 WEEKS EVERY NIGHT IN A ROW STRAIGHT. But for some reason on NEW Years eve - This Ho can't make it past 12:50am? Funny, she doesn't look sleepy in the pictures or the VIDEO. Like when she is dancing with HER LEGS APART IN A DRESS (if you can call it that) Dropping it like it's hot. (PRAY she had panties on) All of sudden after that she was TOO SLEEPY TO WALK UPRIGHT OUT OF THE CLUB?? Jeezus - Really hit her QUICK didn't it? Save it LARRY. Jive Records just doesn't need anymore negative publicity - you could have AT LEAST said it was food poisoning or the FLU or Irritable bowel syndrome for CHRISTS SAKE LARRY!! You expect us to believe the girl just got SLEEEEEEPYYYYYYY????? And fell flat on the ground? Okay Larry. Maybe he just gave up. Maybe he thought - F*$% her - I'm saying something STUPID so no one believes me and everyone gives her crap and then MAYBE she'll CALM THE HELL DOWN!!! PUT THE ALCOHOL DOWN BRITNEY! YOU HAVE TWO KIDS. KEEP YOUR FUNKY BUTT AT HOME FOR A MINUTE. YOUR RECORD SALES ARE GOING TO REFLECT THIS MESS YOU ARE MAKING and then your going to be more depressed. I'll stop - she's not listening. She's getting her hair and makeup done RIGHT NOW TO GO OUT TONIGHT! Drunk ass whore.

  By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM  

• I'm with 12:36. I want to see her choke on that wad of Bazooka. Or whatever the hell she's chawin' on.

  By Vigilante, on 5:04 PM  

• Hey look! It's Britney ***barf***>>hurl<<< Federine ''''sputter''''[gag]****Spears..(((((burp!))))))

  By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

• WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS HOLDING THIS BITCH UPRIGHT? LET HER FALL ON HER DRUNKEN ASS, PEOPLE!

  By livvie, on 7:51 PM  

• Liza Minelli, anyone?
  
  12:31 PM
  
  My first thought exactly. Apparently, Liza had a yard sale??
  
  And I'm still willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that Shitney chews Nicorette. ;)

  By joejoe, on 10:19 PM  

• Live by the gum, die by the gum.

  By Laurie, on 10:58 PM  

• Hey Brit, it might be time to sit down and think all this over. I think some of have been where you are at right now. After a serious relationship partying and freedom does feel good, but you can get burnt out quickly.
  
  Take care of yourself and your babies at home. This should be very high up on your list. Try to hang out with someone other than Paris. She is really not the est influence for you. Don't become the Queen of Trash, please.
  
  I always thought that Britney had potential. No matter what anyone says here, she looks better than most of you or your girlfriends and she is also very successful at what she does. She has been sidetracked for a bit, but I think she is going to make it back on the road. I can always hope at least.

  By Anonymous, on 4:28 AM  

• I love how she thinks its so cute to run around with her little fake southern accent, chomp on gum and act like a party girl. Here's the deal, TRUE southern girls...we're ladies. We're born and bred to act like ladies in public. To this day I still cannot sit (even in jeans or pants) without keeping my legs closed and my knees touching. This bitch likes to think that she's a cute little ol' southern belle and is giving the rest of us a bad name.
  
  You get her alone, I gurantee you that her accent will thin out until its barely noticable.

  By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM  

• If you are sober you CAN'T fall asleep in a loud ass club only when you are DRUNK like Britney was then you can pass out so brit stop lying everyone knows you were DRUNK shit bitch it was new years eve you are aloud dumbass

  By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM  

• Britnay is my hero.

  By sneaky snake, on 8:34 AM  

• in a just world, she'd be working with me at Walgreens making $7.25 an hour and living off food stamps to feed her genetically-doomed kids. then i'd graduate college and laugh my ass off at her.
  
  life really isn't fair.

  By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

• 6:55, wasn't her accent virtually nonexistant before she decided to be "cuntry" and got involved with Federline?
  
  And I agree with you about Southern girls -- as far as my experience goes, they come in two brands: classy belles and trash. Britney is of the latter.
  
  And I love it when people say "ooh, she's prettier than you or anyone you know." I'm glad to say I don't have giant droopy boobs, fried hair, greasy fried skin, fetal alcoholic syndrome cow eyes, thick flabby legs... shall I continue?

  By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM  

• My god, she's drinking champagne with chewing gum in her mouth, she's posing for photos with chewing gum in her mouth---does she have sex with chewing gum in her mouth?
  
  that picture is absolutely disgusting with that wad of gum in there.

  By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

• Just sign the porn contract and be done with it, honey. You're already in the biz, you just don't know it yet.

  By morgan, on 10:13 AM  

• There are some women who just always hit the self destruct button in their lives. I knew this girl once, got knocked up by her abusive boyfriend, begs money from everyone for an abortion then six weeks later is pregnant again and expects everyone to be happy for her. Britney reminds me of the same type. Just one dramatic screw up after another.

  By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM  

• ok so she was probably drunk...but who cares, she's on a downward spiral and this little stunt is a total cry for attention to distract from her downward spiral!

  By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM  

• The buzz is, she and her gum are "resting" at a spa as treatment for "exhaustion"
  
  Chomp...Chomp..is that ma babies?..chomp...chomp...I can't rememba whea I left thaem...chomp...chomp..

  By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM  

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