I saw the so-called "vomit" photos and I don't think it was peanut butter. If it was, then it must have been "Queasy Brand Peanut Butter with extra corn" because that shit looked nasty.
So, she's not pregnant now...so what? As soon as "K-Fed Lite" bullseyes her fertile target, she'll be knocked up again.
You all know as well as I do that at this point self esteem depleted Britney is one of the easiest lays on the planet. I say easiest because the law of probability dictates that somewhere, right now, on Earth exists an albino woman with a lisp rolling in a wheelchair. And Britney finishes a close second to Paishhhty McRollshhharound.
WIC isn't a bad thing, it helps people who don't make that much money get food and only food for their children. You don't get a promotion either when you have another kid, you just get more milk and cheese. Maybe you should have said welfare...
God I hope not...hey did anyone notice Justin Timberlake 's new song is totally about Britney. Wow! Like get over it, she did you a favor. You got to ride that train before it wrecked, you should be thanking your lucky stars for that one.
I'd suggest the same for Parisite but I hear she has high powered magnets in each of her ankles. When you try to push them together the opposing force blows her legs wide open. It'd take miles of high tensile nylon to hold those babies together.
Kind of offended by the WIC comment, I was single and in college and needed WIC to help with formula. There is nothing wrong with being on WIC as long as it isn't abused...but there is a problem with Britney being a worthless tramp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They denied she was pregnant with SPF. They denied she was pregnant with JJ. The second time around, they just said her fatness was still from the first pregnancy and all her dumbass fans believed it. The fans kept defending her trashy, fat ass by saying she was like all normal women who don't lose the weight quickly and to give her fat ass a break when she was lying to them the whole time.
Now all her fugness and fatness is blamed on alcohol bloat and being depressed over KFed. What-the-fuck-ever. That sow is pregnant. She loves running around with her cooch exposed so she probably just sat on some jizz some dude left behind.
IF in 9 months there isn't a baby, I'll assume she drank it away or had an abortion.
People shouldn't be having babies when they can't afford to take care of them and feed them. Also, rich cunts like Britney shouldn't be having babies and letting hired nannies raise them. Both situations are selfish and not fair to the kids.
5:01, if you're that easily offended you're definitely at the wrong site. And 5:06, the reason many people struggle financially is because if you're not beautiful, smart, or already rich, our society relegates you to $8/hr. I guess your logic there is that people who lack those qualities shouldn't breed.
fuck yeah she pregnant, in the beginning i got morning sickness all damn day and the only thing that made it stop was hard candy, just like Britney is sucking on
Anonymous said... God I hope not...hey did anyone notice Justin Timberlake 's new song is totally about Britney. Wow! Like get over it, she did you a favor. You got to ride that train before it wrecked, you should be thanking your lucky stars for that one.
3:31 PM
I know ! That song is totally about Brit.. JT is a bitter pill...
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I can't believe she took my grandma's sofa and made a jacket out of it!
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
I saw the so-called "vomit" photos and I don't think it was peanut butter. If it was, then it must have been "Queasy Brand Peanut Butter with extra corn" because that shit looked nasty.
So, she's not pregnant now...so what? As soon as "K-Fed Lite" bullseyes her fertile target, she'll be knocked up again.
By jeditemple, on 10:49 AM
Everyone believed this genius was pregnant. She picked up a Federsperm lookalike and she thinks she has a chance at a "comeback."
The world is safer. No more Britney spawn.
By Goodies, on 10:55 AM
So the new guy is a fucktard who obviously doesn't know what napkins are for. Even my toddler knows not to wipe her hands on her clothes.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
10:49 My grandmother has the same sofa. And the drapes to match.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
What's great is that in the process of denying this, he makes K-Fed-Lite out to be a total slob, which is confirmed by these new pictures too.
This is so great. The real K-Fed is probably writhing in hatred towards his replacement. Awesome.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
Isn't there some sort of law against wearing those ugly ass trendy trucker hats? If not, then there should be.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
OK. The guy doesn't wash his dirty fingers. God only knows what other semi-liquids are on his fingers. Never, never shake his hand.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
don't let the media fool ya... britney's pregnant... she also had 2 quarts of semen pumped out of her stomach!
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Pumped IN to her stomach; you meant to say; Britney had 2 quarts of semen pumped in to her stomach.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
"And getting pregnant is what rednecks do. Especially when they're on WIC. That's like getting a promotion!"
Very funny!
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Go MC Mazel Tov!
You all know as well as I do that at this point self esteem depleted Britney is one of the easiest lays on the planet.
I say easiest because the law of probability dictates that somewhere, right now, on Earth exists an albino woman with a lisp rolling in a wheelchair. And Britney finishes a close second to Paishhhty McRollshhharound.
By joejoe, on 11:38 AM
She is NOT pregnant, fools. She had her abortion yesterday.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
i agree. the WIC...promotion thing is hilarious!
and last i heard, it was the "glow in her eyes" that made her friends think she is pregnant, and nothing to do with peanut butter.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
WTF is on their hats?
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Yeah right....like Britney wouldnt have immediately devoured his entire shirt if there was peanut butter on it. Good try, manager Larry Rudolph.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
I was watching Idiocracy last night, and all I could think of during the intro was Britney
Link of it on youtube for those who haven't seen it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fAYnc_-ddlw
By sundaydrive00, on 12:58 PM
Retarded trucker hats are so 5+ years ago. Then again, so is Shitney. Ugly white trash piece of turtle shit, go play in a busy intersection already.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
" If you wear your gandma's couch for an "ensamble", you might be a redneck."
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
she needs to have her tubes tied...or keep her legs closed.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
Somewhere right now, Bob Barker is just shaking his head, saying, "I told you so."
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
WIC isn't a bad thing, it helps people who don't make that much money get food and only food for their children. You don't get a promotion either when you have another kid, you just get more milk and cheese. Maybe you should have said welfare...
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Besides the fact that Britney has WAAAAAAAAAYYY too much money to get WIC!
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
God I hope not...hey did anyone notice Justin Timberlake 's new song is totally about Britney. Wow! Like get over it, she did you a favor. You got to ride that train before it wrecked, you should be thanking your lucky stars for that one.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
Screw tying her tubes. Tie her legs together.
I'd suggest the same for Parisite but I hear she has high powered magnets in each of her ankles. When you try to push them together the opposing force blows her legs wide open. It'd take miles of high tensile nylon to hold those babies together.
By Vigilante, on 3:34 PM
MMMMM goverment cheese!
By Carolyn, on 3:37 PM
It's nice to know that Britney and her new Fed Next share common interests: Gorging themselves on high fat foods and wearing it on their clothes.
Can't wait to see them on mayonaise sandwitch day.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
I think she's riding the white pony - hardcore.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
She's riding the white pony, not the K-Fed wannabe.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
She's not riding the K-Fed wannabe. It's the white pony.
By anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Kind of offended by the WIC comment, I was single and in college and needed WIC to help with formula. There is nothing wrong with being on WIC as long as it isn't abused...but there is a problem with Britney being a worthless tramp.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They denied she was pregnant with SPF. They denied she was pregnant with JJ. The second time around, they just said her fatness was still from the first pregnancy and all her dumbass fans believed it. The fans kept defending her trashy, fat ass by saying she was like all normal women who don't lose the weight quickly and to give her fat ass a break when she was lying to them the whole time.
Now all her fugness and fatness is blamed on alcohol bloat and being depressed over KFed. What-the-fuck-ever. That sow is pregnant. She loves running around with her cooch exposed so she probably just sat on some jizz some dude left behind.
IF in 9 months there isn't a baby, I'll assume she drank it away or had an abortion.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
People shouldn't be having babies when they can't afford to take care of them and feed them. Also, rich cunts like Britney shouldn't be having babies and letting hired nannies raise them. Both situations are selfish and not fair to the kids.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
that would be funny if she's preggerz again. especially for k-fed lite. she needs to be on birth control.
has anyone seen those new pictures of sean preston?? the kid looks kinda retarded.
By prettyboy, on 5:14 PM
Isn't Cohen Jewish? Why is he wearing a "Christian Avenger" baseball hat? Kind of odd.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
6:49pm -- maybe he's one of those Jews for Jesus folks?
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
5:01, if you're that easily offended you're definitely at the wrong site.
And 5:06, the reason many people struggle financially is because if you're not beautiful, smart, or already rich, our society relegates you to $8/hr. I guess your logic there is that people who lack those qualities shouldn't breed.
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
she is prego again oh fuck another neglected child in the world will be born
By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
He's just using her fugly ass until he can find another cum bucket.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 AM
fuck yeah she pregnant, in the beginning i got morning sickness all damn day and the only thing that made it stop was hard candy, just like Britney is sucking on
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Anonymous said...
God I hope not...hey did anyone notice Justin Timberlake 's new song is totally about Britney. Wow! Like get over it, she did you a favor. You got to ride that train before it wrecked, you should be thanking your lucky stars for that one.
3:31 PM
I know ! That song is totally about Brit.. JT is a bitter pill...
By mirror_mirror_onthewall, on 7:47 AM
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