"spends her free time asking people riddles so they can cross her bridge."
Haha! Great, now I have that Dora song in my head....
I'm the Grumpy Old Troll Who lives under the bridge I'm the Grumpy Old Troll Who lives under the bridge If you wanna come over, all you to do is this All you have to do is this! "Solve my riddle!"
You speak of Cameron like she has no career or talent. While Justin will be out touring, Cameron "Eddie" Diaz will be busy posing for Iron Maiden T shirts and album covers.
You speak of Cameron like she has no career or talent. While Justin will be out touring, Cameron "Eddie" Diaz will be busy posing for Iron Maiden T shirts and album covers.
Yeah, she's just a few "money shots" away from being replaced by the next blonde bombshell that shows up in Hollywood.
As for Justin, I saw the trailer for "Alpha Dog" and this little wigger will not be a big movie star. He looks so freakin' lame walking with his arms out, being all tough.
Maybe this will propel him into Acting Hell, like "The Bride" did for Sting. Personally, I can't wait until the has-been comedians of VH-1 make fun of him on an imminent "I Love the 2000's" episode.
if he somehow gets back with cameron after passing up a shot at getting with scarlett.........then justin is extremely gay. cameron has a pancake face, burps like a man, laughs like a man, and acts like a man. i wouldn't be surprised if during sex, she puts on a stap on and flips justin over.
scarlett is 1 of very few young hollywood stars who isnt out clubbin everynight and flashing her cooch to the world. justin better hop on that opportunity and leave that dude cameron alone.
plus what goes around is a hot song and i cant wait for the video. shit is gonna be pure fire.
Scarlett is going to be a heifer, book it. She's 22 now and fighting it, obviously. Her weight will increase exponentially with her age as she approaches thirty.
You're all wrong, the bitch needs to braces on her bottom teeth, the main reason she never opens her mouth when she smiles. I guess sucking all that dick makes your teeth crooked.
Well said 6:15. I have always said that scarlett would be NOTHING without those titties. It would be like austin powers when he loses his mojo. I would pass this girl on the street and not even give her a second look unless she was wearing a tight shirt. Take that rack out of the equation and she is nothing, ohhh and she's a mediocre, monotone actress at best.
I swear to God I went to school with a girl who looked just like SJ and she was mildly retarded (no really). At least she woulda had an excuse for going out with the likes of JT! That dweeb looks like he eats boogers.
it won't work. justin sees that she has big tits like mommy, but she's just too young. mimi rogers would have been perfect for him, just like she was for tom cruise. or, he could just quit pretending and start ass-oiling...
I think she dumped him because he's ugly, boooooooooooooooring.., dresses and behaves like a girly-boy, his mother having the last and first word is a pain.. and she rather be alone, pay her own way and do without the 'hard to maintain this boy's trauma! I don't blame her!
She does have a 'average' face, but it is current. She has the over sized pouty lips that are popular now. But you nailed it, without her stupendous rack she would not garner a second glance.
She was a gangly, pug-face teenager in "The Horse Whisperer" but she "grew" into her current fame. But hey-great tits, really.
Another chick with bad taste in men well if you can call justin a man or like Arnold said it a few times he is a GIRLY MAN shit whats wrong with women hey Scarlett find a real man not some metrosexual closet case like him
His and her management got together to evaluate the PR benefits of them appearing as a couple and a contract was set for her to act as his beard. Period. Funny though people are thick enough to buy it.
10:53, Scarlett's facial features are the reason I can't stand that she's constantly praised for her beauty. A pointy nose and a crooked mouth isn't attractive; I guarantee most people aren't looking at her face.
And no, she cannot "actually act"--every role she plays comes out the same, and she tends to take on characters that are beyond her maturity or ability to play (i.e., in The Black Dahlia).
To whoever said SJ should lose 10 pounds to look like Jessica Alba, get lost! JA hasn't been hot since she played Dark Angel. She has no curves left. I'm sick of all these underweight anorexic clones.
"Vaginally social", now that's the nicest way of saying slut that I have seen in a while. She gives sluttiness a good name, unlike cooter-sellers Paris, Britney and Lindsey, none of whom I would fuck, even with Cameron Diaz's dick. And we all know she has one.
Scarlett should do a remake of 9 1/2 Weeks, except with more nudity. And in place of Alec, they should cast a clone of Scarlett. Who wouldn't pay $10.95...or saw off their left arm....to watch Scarlett sex up Scarlett? I know I would. Left arm only though, I would be needing the right one.
Justin isn't anything special.. He's boring, uninspired, average and very lucky anyone with fame and actual talent would speak to him in the normal world.
She has a HOT body, but a weeeeiiirrd face. Her facial features are too big for her head or something...can't quite put my finger on what's so weird about her face, but I think that's it.
Anyway, I would rub my naked tits against hers any day. And not look at her face the entire time.
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maybe kfed and cameron will hookup now... they are about on the same level, right?
By meagan, on 12:17 PM
Sigh, please tell me that Scarlett isn't wsting those beautiful melons on some flamer from the backstreet boys.
Well, she has dated Derek Jeter, and he's a mulatto with down's syndrome, so I guess her taste in men is questionable.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
So you're saying that Scarlett Johansson is a whore and that makes her desirable... Hhmmm... I dunno dude...
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Wow....going from Cameron Diaz to Scarlett is a monumental step up. I have no funny analogy.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
"spends her free time asking people riddles so they can cross her bridge."
Haha! Great, now I have that Dora song in my head....
I'm the Grumpy Old Troll
Who lives under the bridge
I'm the Grumpy Old Troll
Who lives under the bridge
If you wanna come over, all you to do is this
All you have to do is this!
"Solve my riddle!"
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
You speak of Cameron like she has no career or talent. While Justin will be out touring, Cameron "Eddie" Diaz will be busy posing for Iron Maiden T shirts and album covers.
By X24, on 12:34 PM
You speak of Cameron like she has no career or talent. While Justin will be out touring, Cameron "Eddie" Diaz will be busy posing for Iron Maiden T shirts and album covers.
By X24, on 12:34 PM
Well she's fucked Benicio Del Toro, Derek Jeter, Jared Leto, Josh Hartnett, and Woody Allen...
Long list of random losers.
So why not Justin?
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
Loved the comments on this post. I don't know who is behind this blog, but man, you do have writing talent !
Thanks and keep it going !
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Hey, so Scarlett is "one of the most vaginally social actresses in Hollywood"?? I swaer to god I didn't know that.
Please, Todd, elaborate that whenever possible!
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Scarlet seems to be one of those attractive women at this age. Doesn't seem to be the type to hold on to her beauty in the long run.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
Scarlett was born to be fat. Those hooters will be brushing the ground when she's 35
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
Yeah, she's just a few "money shots" away from being replaced by the next blonde bombshell that shows up in Hollywood.
As for Justin, I saw the trailer for "Alpha Dog" and this little wigger will not be a big movie star. He looks so freakin' lame walking with his arms out, being all tough.
Maybe this will propel him into Acting Hell, like "The Bride" did for Sting. Personally, I can't wait until the has-been comedians of VH-1 make fun of him on an imminent "I Love the 2000's" episode.
By jeditemple, on 1:11 PM
if he somehow gets back with cameron after passing up a shot at getting with scarlett.........then justin is extremely gay. cameron has a pancake face, burps like a man, laughs like a man, and acts like a man. i wouldn't be surprised if during sex, she puts on a stap on and flips justin over.
scarlett is 1 of very few young hollywood stars who isnt out clubbin everynight and flashing her cooch to the world. justin better hop on that opportunity and leave that dude cameron alone.
plus what goes around is a hot song and i cant wait for the video. shit is gonna be pure fire.
By prettyboy, on 1:56 PM
She needs to lose something like 10 lbs so she can look more like Jessica Alba.
By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
Scarlett is going to be a heifer, book it. She's 22 now and fighting it, obviously. Her weight will increase exponentially with her age as she approaches thirty.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
no way! leave Scarlett alone she looks GREAT! if she lost 10 lbs she would look gross!
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
You're all wrong, the bitch needs to braces on her bottom teeth, the main reason she never opens her mouth when she smiles. I guess sucking all that dick makes your teeth crooked.
By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
Scarlett is a dog with nice tits.
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
Well said 6:15. I have always said that scarlett would be NOTHING without those titties. It would be like austin powers when he loses his mojo. I would pass this girl on the street and not even give her a second look unless she was wearing a tight shirt. Take that rack out of the equation and she is nothing, ohhh and she's a mediocre, monotone actress at best.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
I swear to God I went to school with a girl who looked just like SJ and she was mildly retarded (no really). At least she woulda had an excuse for going out with the likes of JT! That dweeb looks like he eats boogers.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
Out with the old, in with the new- that's what I always say!!!
and PLEASE eat my pies!
By Please Eat My Pies, on 8:45 PM
it won't work. justin sees that she has big tits like mommy, but she's just too young. mimi rogers would have been perfect for him, just like she was for tom cruise. or, he could just quit pretending and start ass-oiling...
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
I think she dumped him because he's ugly, boooooooooooooooring.., dresses and behaves like a girly-boy, his mother having the last and first word is a pain.. and she rather be alone, pay her own way and do without the 'hard to maintain this boy's trauma! I don't blame her!
By d mumsie, on 9:44 PM
She does have a 'average' face, but it is current. She has the over sized pouty lips that are popular now. But you nailed it, without her stupendous rack she would not garner a second glance.
She was a gangly, pug-face teenager in "The Horse Whisperer" but she "grew" into her current fame. But hey-great tits, really.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
if you're banging her hard enough those big tits will be lapping at her face, so she'll look like a dolphin trying to negotiate the shore break
By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
..man, you people are nuts. No accounting for taste, I guess, huh?
Scarlett is only 22...she'll be one that gets better with age..look at her facial features. And, she can actually act...
cameron diaz? what a damn moron..i'm sorry but I can't say it enough..moron moron moron
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
Scarlett's really not that good an actress.
By leela, on 12:36 AM
Another chick with bad taste in men well if you can call justin a man or like Arnold said it a few times he is a GIRLY MAN shit whats wrong with women hey Scarlett find a real man not some metrosexual closet case like him
By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM
His and her management got together to evaluate the PR benefits of them appearing as a couple and a contract was set for her to act as his beard. Period.
Funny though people are thick enough to buy it.
By Die Krautsalaten, on 2:12 AM
"But he's still trying to make it look low key because he left with his mum Lynn later through a back exit."
he is so gay - spends time with his mummy, fucks a 'man' and well everyone like tits
By Anonymous, on 3:15 AM
10:53, Scarlett's facial features are the reason I can't stand that she's constantly praised for her beauty. A pointy nose and a crooked mouth isn't attractive; I guarantee most people aren't looking at her face.
And no, she cannot "actually act"--every role she plays comes out the same, and she tends to take on characters that are beyond her maturity or ability to play (i.e., in The Black Dahlia).
By buttland, on 6:11 AM
Wow! Justin sure loves Jared Leto's left overs
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
To whoever said SJ should lose 10 pounds to look like Jessica Alba, get lost! JA hasn't been hot since she played Dark Angel. She has no curves left. I'm sick of all these underweight anorexic clones.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
"Choosing between Scarlett Johansson and Cameron Diaz is like choosing between a porter house steak and a corn dog that's been dropped in a urinal."
I fell off my chair when I read that. Pure brilliance!
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
"Vaginally social", now that's the nicest way of saying slut that I have seen in a while. She gives sluttiness a good name, unlike cooter-sellers Paris, Britney and Lindsey, none of whom I would fuck, even with Cameron Diaz's dick. And we all know she has one.
Scarlett should do a remake of 9 1/2 Weeks, except with more nudity. And in place of Alec, they should cast a clone of Scarlett. Who wouldn't pay $10.95...or saw off their left arm....to watch Scarlett sex up Scarlett? I know I would. Left arm only though, I would be needing the right one.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
10:44 PM
You sir, are a true poet.
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
Justin isn't anything special.. He's boring, uninspired, average and very lucky anyone with fame and actual talent would speak to him in the normal world.
By d mumsie, on 3:47 AM
Anybody who doesn't think SJ is hot didn't see "The Island". Good God I was ready to propose.
I doubt anybody in Hollywood really cares what she's going to look like when she's 35.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
She has a HOT body, but a weeeeiiirrd face. Her facial features are too big for her head or something...can't quite put my finger on what's so weird about her face, but I think that's it.
Anyway, I would rub my naked tits against hers any day. And not look at her face the entire time.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
>>>Cameron Diaz is 34, a raging bitch, and spends her free time asking people riddles so they can cross her bridge.
FUCKING BRILLIANT! One of the best comments I've read in a long time.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Cameron is picked on because shes cool and independent. Scarlett's is very pretty and talented and i think JT seems to have good taste.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
SJ is not that hot in person. Sorry.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
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