Cameron Diaz Needs To Try Something Else

73 Comments:

  • Aw look at picture three.

    Looks like she's got two Lindsay Lohans hanging off the right side of her stomach.

    By Dan, on 3:14 PM  

  • It's like her body can't decide whether it's on a man or a woman.

    By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM  

  • She looks like the chick who passed me my coffee through the drive thru window at Timmy's today.

    Nothing spectacular to see here, folks.

    By Vigilante, on 3:15 PM  

  • aww c'mon.. someone probably asked her for 'beauty secrets' to try to trap her. she flat out said 'i don't know if these are beauty secrets but to FEEL my best...'

    Just lay off. she didn't do anything wrong. she is not the skank that brotney, paris, et al are. she'll eventually get with a cute rich guy that DOESN'T look like he has down syndrome.

    By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

  • God I hate her so much. She's always been a snobby cunt. She jumped the shark a long time ago.

    By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM  

  • @ 3:16 - She's a bitch to her fans, refuses to sign autographs, attacks paparazzi, hides her face from paparazzi all the time, and complains about everything all the fucking time. If she doesn't like being famous then she should get the fuck out of the business. Without the paparazzi and her fans she'd just be another fugly bitch.

    By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM  

  • Well imho, Cameron's cool. She's not as obnoxious as the so-called starlets(read Blohan, Paris, and Nicole Richie).
    She's not the most beautiful woman in the world, but you guys know you'd still hit it. So stop the BS.

    Plus, she gets to fuck Justin Timberlake on a regular basis. Damn, I envy her.

    By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

  • I'd "hit it" with a bat if it came near me. A lot of us aren't desperate enough to fuck ugly chicks, so don't start with that "you'd all fuck her and if you wouldn't you're gay" bullshit.

    By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM  

  • Justin Timberlake dumped her fugly ass so she doesn't get to fuck him anymore.

    By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM  

  • I absolutely hate her, but Id fuck that ass in number 3.

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • What ass? Are you talking about that boy's ass in pic 3? Who is that guy?

    By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

  • Hmmm, when was it? 1998? In a bar, in Miami, with Oliver Stone, she picked a fight with a couple of women looking for autographs.

    Words were exchanged, and Ms. Diaz spurts out "Fuck You! Don't you know who I am? You're nothing compared to me!". And laughs hysterically.

    Yeah, she's a bitch. And I was there, just in case you were wondering.

    By Vigilante, on 3:37 PM  

  • 3:31 said:
    "I'd "hit it" with a bat if it came near me"

    LOL!! Funny, funny. Yeah, Cameron isn't much to look at and also not a very good actress. She might have fu**ed the right people. Only logical explanation.

    By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM  

  • Ew. In the last pic, her left hand only has three fingers. Alien hand.

    By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM  

  • what's that brown patch on the middle of her face? she looks like fred flintstone.

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • I think some more ab work is in order to wear a bathing suit that small.

    By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM  

  • She seems like a BIG doofus to me--even while being interviewed on Ellen's show!

    By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM  

  • I agree--she does NOT fit into her bathing suit very well. SOMEONE needs to tell her to where something...a bit more appropriate?

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • i can understand why she doesn't sign autographs. that guy who tried to blackmail her used her fake signature from some fake autograph to try to extort her.

    By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM  

  • ^ wtf? He was trying to extort her b/c he's the photographer who took nude photos of her before she was famous and wanted her to pay him enough money not to sell them to anyone.

    By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM  

  • Without layers of makeup and Photoshop this girl is a mess. Yuck.

    By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM  

  • She said she doesn't sign autographs because she thinks "autographs are stupid". It has nothing to with blackmail. If you want to defend her acting like a cunt you're gonna need to come up with something better than that.

    By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM  

  • Kind of looks like she has a tara reid stomach going on in that last pic... Ew... cover that up... Or better yet you have millions of dollars, hire a fucking personal trainer... Or at the very least a better nutritionist... cause I know a bitch like her does not cook all her own meals.

    By Sundaydrive00, on 4:07 PM  

  • GOD her face is horrifying.
    I can deal with the lady-lumps on the body, but the face? Oh holy fuck, she looks like the guy from Roto-Rooter who came out to do unclog my toilet last month.

    By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM  

  • Whoa, whoa. Let's clarify here while we're on the subject of autographs. The chicks who approached the table were looking for Ollie's autograph, not hers. Nobody knew who the hell she was at that point. That's why most of us responded with a wide eyed "Pffft!" to her cackling.

    And I do have to agree, for the most part, autographs nowadays are kinda dumb. Half the time they end up on eBay (like Angelina's hair brush) and three quarters of the time they're autopenned. A thing of the past, really.

    By Vigilante, on 4:16 PM  

  • According to a report at the Internet Movie Database, Cameron and Justin are finito...

    Your mom was right, Cam... use the Clearasil next time!

    By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM  

  • Her face looks like a Spitting Image puppet.

    By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM  

  • I've always thought she looks rode hard and put away wet. Obviously, nothing's changed.

    By X_LA_Native, on 5:54 PM  

  • I have never seen more unflattering pictures of her body!

    By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM  

  • no waist or boobs

    By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM  

  • if half the women in the world felt like they look half as good as camren does,,,and if the media didn't beat up skinny chic's or bigger chic's like they do....then half the problem would be solved...wait i suppose to be rude..."niCe jELLy bel!

    By Khacky, on 6:29 PM  

  • She can honestly say "Justin is a whimpy girly guy I protected, I need a man now." so much for Justin arguing..

    By d mumsie, on 6:36 PM  

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! facial reconstruction or the blood of a virgin. nice.
    cameron diaz is a horrible piece of shit and she is the epitome of what's wrong with this country. her hag face is actually considered attractive by most people and she makes more money than most of us ever will. we are so fucked.

    By CourtneyJade, on 6:43 PM  

  • Oh, honey: Neostrata Advanced Systems. Learn it. Love it. I know they're only 50 bucks, here in Canada, and they last me two months a box. You can afford to clear up that ugly-ass skin.

    By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM  

  • I cant believe that jt and cameron broke up. I thought they were cute together.

    By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM  

  • Yeah, I also heard that the two of them are done. Good thing for Justin, now that his new epic Alpha Dog is coming out. Oscars ahoy! She's just holding him back.

    By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM  

  • Further evidence that Justin Timberlake is indeed gay as hell. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but hey, Lance came out, you can too J.T.! You'll be happier in the long run.

    By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM  

  • Who does she think she is? Is she trying to motive people to be glum, out-of-shape, dehydrated virgins forever by presenting herself as an example of the alternative?

    I mean, who the HELL? If Sophia Loren (past OR present), Angelina Jolie or Monica Belucci said such things, I'd be taking notes. But Diaz?

    And let's be honest here, for all the loser dweebs who would say "admit it, you'd hit it" about Lizzie Borden, she looks like a man. I mean really, she looks like a boy with giant moobs. And why is it that when someone is ugly, people online assume that they are friendly and down-to-earth?

    As for the breakup, I think I know what happened -- Justin finally got contact lenses. The world snapped into focus, and he really SAW Cammie for the first time!

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

  • Damn! *Shudder*

    By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM  

  • Damn! *Shudder*

    By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM  

  • I honestly don't know what the hell is wrong with Justin Timberlake. He could snap his fingers and any one of the dynamite women he packs into his videos would be snuffling at his crotch within seconds, and yet for ages he chose to stick with one of the worst-looking, and most idiotic actresses in Hollywood. And I honestly don't think she's a beard; if so he could have gone with someone a lot more sexless, like Charlize Theron.

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM  

  • Dude, vigilante is Canadian?

    By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM  

  • Justin Timberlake has the worst taste in women ever. Shitney, Janet Jackson and this thing. The guy must be gay.

    By Anonymous, on 12:52 AM  

  • The bitch been UGLY since birth ,she got lucky because the only time she look kind of cute was in that stupid movie the mask after that she was ugly , but everyone was saying oh how hot she is blah blah blah she is UGLY.

    By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM  

  • I'd hit it...

    By Anonymous, on 2:31 AM  

  • ^ Gay man.

    By Anonymous, on 2:40 AM  

  • she looks good, for a mom. of a 25-year-old guy. who's fucking her. now that i think about it, justin's got some isssssues...

    By Anonymous, on 5:39 AM  

  • "... beauty secrets, ... make love every moment I can."

    Isn't this kinda proof that JT's a fag and she's his longtime beard?
    Considering the stunning beauty of her there could be spiderwebs on her crotch.

    By die Krautsalaten, on 6:12 AM  

  • she's getting fat!!!! so ugly!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM  

  • Dude, I am Canadian!

    By Vigilante, on 9:43 AM  

  • A face only a surfboard could love...

    By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

  • 10:52, because he's gay and therefore doesn't care how ugly a woman is.

    By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

  • ew nasty, these are beauty secrets i wish she'd just keep cause she's delusional if she thinks they're working...no wonder Justin left her fug ass!

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • JT must have the smallest penis in Hollywood.

    By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM  

  • + blond poor dye?
    + blue eyes contacts?
    + nice teeth? fake?
    + big mouth u know what i mean...
    + a lot of money (big mouth related)

    - MANASS
    - no tits
    - fat belly
    - ugly nose, head,face,chin, neck,etc.
    - ugly feet's
    - ugly knees
    - man shoulders
    - skinny legs
    - all around flaccid?
    - stupid

    imo more + than -

    By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM  

  • You guys need to chill out a little. She's fit, healthy and adorable.

    By Laura, on 1:56 PM  

  • Ok people get a grip on yourselves....YOU'RE REALLY LOSING IT OVER THESE TWO LOSERS....

    as for the CANADIAN.WE GET IT ALREADY you are from UP NORTH OF THE MINNESOTA BORDER... AY.......

    NOW AS FOR CAMERON DIAZ AND JUST WHATSHISFACE....SO THEY BROKE UP OR NOT ...BIG DAMN DEAL THEY ARE NOT THE FIRST OR THE LAST IDIOTS IN HOLLYWOOD, NEW YORK, MIAMI, OR ANYWHERE TO DO IT.
    GET OVER IT......

    MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE THAN FOLLOW THESE F&%$^#**#'N IDIOTS AROUND......

    GO HUG A TREE...NO DONT DO THAT...THATS TOO F?*^*%*%*'D UP......

    JUST GET OVER IT.DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY ARE SITTING AROUND WORRYING ABOUT YOU......NOT.

    AND YES WE KNOW .AY.......YOU'RE CANADIAN .....AY
    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

    By MICUTI, on 2:20 PM  

  • Fug, fug, fug, fug, fugly!

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

  • she's so ugly I wouldn't that with my car.

    By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM  

  • she is grossly saggy

    By lydia, on 2:33 PM  

  • Go Timmy's, I'll have a double,double..hold the double.

    By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM  

  • She's definitive proof that Justin Timberlake is a faggot. That woman can't give you an erection, it's impossible.

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • Micuti, it isn't "ay", it's "eh". Fuck, get it right. As for Cameron, she is gorgeous. Long and lean and toned. I hate her and her surf-all-day life.

    By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM  

  • she's fug

    and has a bad attitude and personality

    By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM  

  • Starlet beauty secrets are just so much fun. LOL.

    By DrDiSaia, on 11:31 AM  

  • She looks like she's using that surf board to stop a major shit fest from happening!

    By Bitch McMean, on 3:28 PM  

  • Could pass for Robin Williams in the last photo

    By hermione_q, on 7:08 PM  

  • even money most of the people commenting here don't have the confidence to wear a bikini.....
    make up your minds, fools-- are you grossed out by nicole richie et al skin & bones and do you think the media's a lil' hard on the whole body image note or not?
    the girl's surfing for christsakes-- it's not a photo shoot.
    get over yourselves.

    By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM  

  • She's Beautiful, come on!

    By Diana, on 10:00 PM  

  • She's not fit. Her Charlie's Angel's body was fit, but that display there is not fit. Her middle is flabby, she's got several fat back rolls, and no muscle tone in her thighs, not to mention an ass flatter than a crepe (which is flatter than a pancake).
    It happens when you're in a relationship and not working on a movie...

    By CheeryBitch, on 3:54 AM  

  • I wish people would stop expecting every person out there to look like Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie etc... Not all girls are blessed with that and a lot of ppl have to work hard to look only half that good. She has a different body type and unless she was to get massive surgery, she's gotta work with what she has. Give it rest already. Society expects to much prefection.

    By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM  

  • Angelina Jolie!!??
    Gross!
    That cadaverous jabba-face only looks good under good light, and a ton of make-up.

    It's just the idea of freaky sex that makes people think she's still attractive.

    By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM  

  • Wow.. she used to be pretty in The Mask era. This is just gross. She's managed to become one of those people who is somehow both fat and skinny at the same time.

    "She has a different body type"

    Yeah, the "I used to be skinny and them let myself go after landing JT, lol" type. Seriously, go watch The Mask if you think she's always looked like this.

    By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM  

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