Ok, Salma Hayek is almost impossibly gorgeous, with a shape, voice, and carriage that haunts my every masturbatory fantasy, but seriously: what's good with the stretch marks on her tits? Good and lord. Damn you hi-def.
Is there anyone else who thinks a grown woman, decked out in some of the finest evening gown apparel, and flawless make-up, shouldn't be sporting such tacky and ugly tattoos? It just doesn't look right.
Dude, what is up with Salma's face in pic 3? She looks like a pelican who is trying to swallow a yellowfin tuna. Give Leno his chin back... and take off your shirt, while you're at it.
Salma Hayek was hot when she was young, but dear God, what has happened to her face? In pic #3 she looks like a cross between Jay Leno and the father from the Incredibles. WTF happened to the jawline? I mean I know a woman's ass spreads and gets wider as she ages, but the jawline? No thanks, I'll pass.
How nice of the guy in the first photo to physically restrain Hayden Panettiere. The last thing you need is for your young stars to run back to Chuck E. Cheese when there is show promotion at hand.
I think that she is very pretty...but on most of the close-up pictures of any celebrity (except A. Jolie) you can see things like stretch marks (pic #4) or facial hair...I know it's a fact of life...but you people (the famous) have money...get some nair or good makeup. One last thing...Salma's teeth look like chicklets
Your comments about Hayden Panettiere made me spit my lunch all over my keyboard. I now think you are funnier than the fug girls. Thank you for that. Keep it up! Oh, but, by the way - Salma Hayek, who you say is so HOT, is the same height as Eva Longoria who you say is a midget. So - why don't you get over the height thing - Eva is adorable. So is Salma. They are both 5'2". That is not that short - there are plenty of women that are 5' and under!
Evangaline, girl, whiten your effing teeth. They look exactly the way they did when your broke as did that 1-800-I'm-a-Whore commercial. Please. For me.
Let's not forget that Salma is 40. I hope to God she doesn't go the Plastic Surgery route and screw up her face. Jessica Biel isn't a very good actress, but that butt is something else. Prefer it over J-Lo's. Jessica's seems built with muscle and J-Lo just jiggled.
I think someone told Hayden Panettiere that she needed to "dress up" for the Golden Globes, and she thought they meant "play dress up" - so she put on her Isis costume.
Can someone please just take a moment and reassure me that Evangeline Lily is NOT going to marry that spaced out limey midget troll? Please? That guy is such a friggin retard loser it is not even funny. Please?
^ That's what they looked like Monday night at the Golden Globes so you're obviously not watching those VH1 shows closely enough. She's having laser treatments to have that dragon removed, but it takes a long time.
selma tits looke great as always, no talent evangeline lilly looked ok for once hayden panettiere looked cute come on guys she is 17 what the fuck you want from her ? jessica biel was grabbing that greek girl's ass jessica used to look good not anymore she likes that dark meat like the one is standing next to her what ever his name is this week so she must smell like nasty stinking feet
Ok Salma is so fucking hot, and her boobs so damn distracting, that I almost missed flat chest in the green dress behind her (although maybe she has normal-sized boobs and just looks like a board next to Salma)...but in pic #1, is the about to do the runningman???
I also saw the possible "stretch mark " on Salma's right breast...hope it's not...it would be sad to have those in there- of all places...I think Ange looks really regal..I saw close-up pics of her from other sites....this girl has definitely one of the most beautiful faces in the industry..Jessica Biel? who is she again? Sorry just not a fan.
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Salma Hayek's figure is impossible.
Like, not of this world.
She's got a shape that all reports suggest went extinct sometime in the 1960's.
One THINKS one is looking at hotness in the pics above Salma, but is given perspective when confronted with those move-a-man-to-tears curves.
All the while, she is doing this with maybe the least sexy name in the history of celebridom.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM
Jessica Biel's ass is perfect. I'm a straight female, but I would lick that ass if given a chance.
Speaking of perfection, Salma Hayek's boobs are a 10. She is so damn sexy.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
Ok, Salma Hayek is almost impossibly gorgeous, with a shape, voice, and carriage that haunts my every masturbatory fantasy, but seriously: what's good with the stretch marks on her tits? Good and lord. Damn you hi-def.
By Chichi, on 7:36 AM
"She's like Jennifer Lopez with a nice ass." ? C'mon and give her some credit; Biel is no post op tranny
By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM
I've said it before...
FUCK THE CHEERLEADER
SAVE THE WORLD!
By chuggdog, on 7:55 AM
Where are my other comments? Why did you not approve them Todd? You ass-kissing celebrity lover.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
Some of these people ended up on the worst dressed lists, so even though they Todd approves, apparently they still suck.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
Is there anyone else who thinks a grown woman, decked out in some of the finest evening gown apparel, and flawless make-up, shouldn't be sporting such tacky and ugly tattoos? It just doesn't look right.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
Dude, what is up with Salma's face in pic 3? She looks like a pelican who is trying to swallow a yellowfin tuna. Give Leno his chin back... and take off your shirt, while you're at it.
By j-bird, on 8:48 AM
Salma Hayek was hot when she was young, but dear God, what has happened to her face? In pic #3 she looks like a cross between Jay Leno and the father from the Incredibles. WTF happened to the jawline? I mean I know a woman's ass spreads and gets wider as she ages, but the jawline? No thanks, I'll pass.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
Where are my other comments? Why did you not approve them Todd? You ass-kissing celebrity lover.
Todd is famous for kissing celebrity's asses. Yeah.....
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
How nice of the guy in the first photo to physically restrain Hayden Panettiere.
The last thing you need is for your young stars to run back to Chuck E. Cheese when there is show promotion at hand.
By joejoe, on 9:09 AM
I think that she is very pretty...but on most of the close-up pictures of any celebrity (except A. Jolie) you can see things like stretch marks (pic #4) or facial hair...I know it's a fact of life...but you people (the famous) have money...get some nair or good makeup. One last thing...Salma's teeth look like chicklets
By AH, on 9:47 AM
Actually, Jessica did do that "thing" she does with her butt.
It's over here.
By Teja, on 10:02 AM
Your comments about Hayden Panettiere made me spit my lunch all over my keyboard. I now think you are funnier than the fug girls. Thank you for that. Keep it up! Oh, but, by the way - Salma Hayek, who you say is so HOT, is the same height as Eva Longoria who you say is a midget. So - why don't you get over the height thing - Eva is adorable. So is Salma. They are both 5'2". That is not that short - there are plenty of women that are 5' and under!
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
lmao@mangelina trying to look elegant with fuckin biker tat's all over her arm and back
By prettyboy, on 10:37 AM
lmao...."birthday card for her hamster" :D
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Evangaline, girl, whiten your effing teeth. They look exactly the way they did when your broke as did that 1-800-I'm-a-Whore commercial. Please. For me.
By BV, on 11:48 AM
Let's not forget that Salma is 40. I hope to God she doesn't go the Plastic Surgery route and screw up her face. Jessica Biel isn't a very good actress, but that butt is something else. Prefer it over J-Lo's. Jessica's seems built with muscle and J-Lo just jiggled.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
so why did Brad go to the GGs with a praying mantis?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
that stick up angelina's ass: gucci or chanel?
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
I think someone told Hayden Panettiere that she needed to "dress up" for the Golden Globes, and she thought they meant "play dress up" - so she put on her Isis costume.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Yes, Selma is looking very hot...almost made me miss the see-through nipple on the chick behind her.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Can someone please just take a moment and reassure me that Evangeline Lily is NOT going to marry that spaced out limey midget troll? Please? That guy is such a friggin retard loser it is not even funny. Please?
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
one ring to rule them all... hilarious :)
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
Todd you are so on a roll...you're right, Salma looks extra special hot here!
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
wait which part of salma is hot? is it the encroaching unibrow or the nose hairs?
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
how old is that picture of brangelina?
Her tattoo was completely removed by now (the one she had with tommy). I watch enough vh1 'show us your tats' to know that.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
^ That's what they looked like Monday night at the Golden Globes so you're obviously not watching those VH1 shows closely enough. She's having laser treatments to have that dragon removed, but it takes a long time.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM
selma tits looke great as always, no talent evangeline lilly looked ok for once
hayden panettiere looked cute come on guys she is 17 what the fuck you want from her ?
jessica biel was grabbing that greek girl's ass
jessica used to look good not anymore she likes
that dark meat like the one is standing next to her
what ever his name is this week so she must smell
like nasty stinking feet
By Anonymous, on 11:03 PM
Ai! Evageline looks so beautiful! Man, some people get all the good genes ;_;
By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM
10:39..that picture of them was taken at the Golden Globes, so its only a couple of days old....
By jannre, on 3:59 AM
Ok Salma is so fucking hot, and her boobs so damn distracting, that I almost missed flat chest in the green dress behind her (although maybe she has normal-sized boobs and just looks like a board next to Salma)...but in pic #1, is the about to do the runningman???
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
Evangeline Lilly is engaged?!? To the Keebler elf?!?!?
Oh F me!
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
Todd: I'm usually with ya' bro but Salma...? Not feelin' it dog...
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
I also saw the possible "stretch mark " on Salma's right breast...hope it's not...it would be sad to have those in there- of all places...I think Ange looks really regal..I saw close-up pics of her from other sites....this girl has definitely one of the most beautiful faces in the industry..Jessica Biel? who is she again? Sorry just not a fan.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
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