I never saw Borkeback, how convincing was he as a gay? He doesn't seems like a flaming queen type but he might be one of those "regular guy" types. And maybe dating Dr. Sunkentits turned him off females forever. Imagine having that chupacabra to look at every morning. If he wasn't gay already that may have turned him.
Seriously that water shot in pic5 has got to be hanging on the wall of every homo in the world right now. This guy is so gay that even he hasn't figured it out yet.
those pictures are ridiculous. Get a clue people, ANY not-fat not-gross man would look dead sexy with 10pm stubble, perfectly spiky hair, soaking in simulated rain drops with airbrushed eye color.
you'd think that the post-pubescent women (and gay men) out there would have realized this after decades of Playboy and other BS (see above Kelly Clarkson post). Give me a break. I'm not saying he's ugly, but this is ridiculous.
Not gay. He's BI! Totally bisexual. See, this is MUCH better than just gay, because then ALL your options are open AND you can pose in sexy wet clothes, graciously accepting the admiration of ALL your fans - he, she, or in-between! Go Jake Go! Besides, bi or not, he's a really good actor.
close your eyes and imagine: Jake in Jarhead wearing only the santa hat. Now that my friends is a happy place. And I'll ahead and jump on the bandwagon, I don't care if he's gay, but hopefully he's bi so I at least have a shot. If not, he at least needs to do more naked scenes.
Anonymous said... every guy who calls him gay is jealous b/c their girlfriend would rather fuck jake whether he's gay or not
2:18 PM ----------------------------------
oh please. that whole "boy next door" look is so 1990's. jake is a good looking dude i'd give him that but i doubt every women is lined up to get in his pants. hes not brad pitt (or what brad pitt was before his late 30's). he does have a female fan base (as well as gay male) but it's not very popular in pop culture.
Guys who call him gay are JEALOUS and probably just a little homoerotically turned-on themselves. Get a clue guys, we smell your insecurity when you jump up and down on the gay wagon.
Mmmmm...delicious. Frankly, he doesn't look any "gayer" to me than any other Hollywood star who's sold his soul to the fame gods and takes whatever photos they demand of him to stay relevant.
Jake plays Mambe on Spider-Man 4. Mam is part Mam and part beast. Ever since Toby Keith McGuire got the Spider-Man digs he hasn't been the same... Just look at pic 5 can anyone say Right Said Fred? Cuz he's too sexy for his own damn self-ego or super-ego-self.... Jake will come out on Logo some day just like Lance Bass boat did... eh
Does calling someone gay, or saying you look the exact same when you're in the rain, actually boost your own confidence?
Face it, the guy is hot. Even if he is gay, he'll still get more girls in a minute than you'll get spending years and years on street corners with a huge wad of cash.
I actually like him as an actor and can concede he is good looking.
But yeah, he's definitely gay. And, hell, if he can sing, we're closer to total gender transformation! Soon, there'll be one Jake Lang and one K.D. Gyllenhaal.
Jame Gyllenhaal = completely smokin hot. His sister = Ugly hag. Man that girl is unattractive! She doesn't have a "beautiful" or "unique" face, yet I have to see her on the cover of every hipster magazine on the rack at Whole Foods. Her brother... I'd do him...
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Funny and nice-looking guy there.
By Nando, on 10:34 AM
gay or not, he makes me wet.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
i'm in loooovvveeee!
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
Gay. Gay, gay, gay.
There, I got it right this time.
By Vigilante, on 10:47 AM
k.d. Lang sure has a hairy chest.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
He's too ugly to be gay.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
I never saw Borkeback, how convincing was he as a gay? He doesn't seems like a flaming queen type but he might be one of those "regular guy" types. And maybe dating Dr. Sunkentits turned him off females forever. Imagine having that chupacabra to look at every morning. If he wasn't gay already that may have turned him.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Seriously that water shot in pic5 has got to be hanging on the wall of every homo in the world right now. This guy is so gay that even he hasn't figured it out yet.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
He looks better than Kiki in a dress, that's for sure.
I love him, gay or straight.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
He looks like Pedro Zamora.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
Anonymous said...
He looks like Pedro Zamora.
Oh my god that was so wrong yet so funny.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
I hate Jake Gyllenfag.
By jeditemple, on 12:27 PM
yea jakes gay. he dated kursten dunst for christ sake. gay guys always settle for ugly chicks to hide their faggotry.
By prettyboy, on 12:47 PM
i think he's perfection...gay or not, i'd love a ride
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Faggotry... Funny word :)
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
I don't care if he's gay or not. He makes me as moist as a basement down there. Enter if you dare...
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
every guy who calls him gay is jealous b/c their girlfriend would rather fuck jake whether he's gay or not
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
those pictures are ridiculous. Get a clue people, ANY not-fat not-gross man would look dead sexy with 10pm stubble, perfectly spiky hair, soaking in simulated rain drops with airbrushed eye color.
you'd think that the post-pubescent women (and gay men) out there would have realized this after decades of Playboy and other BS (see above Kelly Clarkson post). Give me a break. I'm not saying he's ugly, but this is ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Not gay. He's BI! Totally bisexual. See, this is MUCH better than just gay, because then ALL your options are open AND you can pose in sexy wet clothes, graciously accepting the admiration of ALL your fans - he, she, or in-between!
Go Jake Go!
Besides, bi or not, he's a really good actor.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
close your eyes and imagine: Jake in Jarhead wearing only the santa hat. Now that my friends is a happy place. And I'll ahead and jump on the bandwagon, I don't care if he's gay, but hopefully he's bi so I at least have a shot. If not, he at least needs to do more naked scenes.
Yummy.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
What utter bullshit: I look EXACTLY the same way when I'm walking through a driving rain storm...This freaking guy has stolen MY look!
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
Anonymous said...
every guy who calls him gay is jealous b/c their girlfriend would rather fuck jake whether he's gay or not
2:18 PM
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oh please. that whole "boy next door" look is so 1990's. jake is a good looking dude i'd give him that but i doubt every women is lined up to get in his pants. hes not brad pitt (or what brad pitt was before his late 30's). he does have a female fan base (as well as gay male) but it's not very popular in pop culture.
By prettyboy, on 6:28 PM
Jake can friggin sing his ass off! Hey, he has a great voice! You got to give him credit- he has a great vocal range even if it is done as a joke.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
"every guy who calls him gay is jealous b/c their girlfriend would rather fuck jake whether he's gay or not"
jake is too "pretty". it'd be like fucking a girl. which would make me a lesbian. which i'm not. so, no, i wouldn't rather fuck him.
but thanks for asking.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
I'm naming my first born daughter "Gyllenhaal".
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
Yeah babeh! ;D I so want him to be straight.. my fantasies works better that way ;P
By Marie, on 10:42 PM
Excuse me but I wanted it to be me he banged against the wall in Jarhead.
By gg, on 10:45 PM
"gay or not, i'd ride him"
yep, everybody all aboard the hivtrain...
By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM
Guys who call him gay are JEALOUS and probably just a little homoerotically turned-on themselves. Get a clue guys, we smell your insecurity when you jump up and down on the gay wagon.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM
he's so gay, even if i knew 100% he was straight, i'd still call him gay because he acts so gay
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Mmmmm...delicious. Frankly, he doesn't look any "gayer" to me than any other Hollywood star who's sold his soul to the fame gods and takes whatever photos they demand of him to stay relevant.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Jake plays Mambe on Spider-Man 4. Mam is part Mam and part beast. Ever since Toby Keith McGuire got the Spider-Man digs he hasn't been the same... Just look at pic 5 can anyone say Right Said Fred? Cuz he's too sexy for his own damn self-ego or super-ego-self.... Jake will come out on Logo some day just like Lance Bass boat did... eh
By Kal Bundy from married wit Kidz, on 1:50 PM
Prettyboy,
Following your twisted logic (in post stamped 12:47), Justin Timberlake would have dated someone like Cameron Diaz. Now that's just silly.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
Does calling someone gay, or saying you look the exact same when you're in the rain, actually boost your own confidence?
Face it, the guy is hot. Even if he is gay, he'll still get more girls in a minute than you'll get spending years and years on street corners with a huge wad of cash.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
Kelly Clarkson looks a lot like his retarded sister.
By CK1, on 5:18 PM
I actually like him as an actor and can concede he is good looking.
But yeah, he's definitely gay. And, hell, if he can sing, we're closer to total gender transformation! Soon, there'll be one Jake Lang and one K.D. Gyllenhaal.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
Gay or not, he is freakin' hot!
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
I don't think he's gay. But even if he is, he's gorgeous. And not just in these 'totally airbrushed pictures that would make any guy look hot'.
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
Don't see it. Eyes are too close together and face is too long. I'd bag it and tag it tho if he's well hung.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Jame Gyllenhaal = completely smokin hot.
His sister = Ugly hag. Man that girl is unattractive! She doesn't have a "beautiful" or "unique" face, yet I have to see her on the cover of every hipster magazine on the rack at Whole Foods. Her brother... I'd do him...
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
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