um, couldn't it be COURTNEY who is desperate here? Her show SUCKS, and she needs ratings. It's not like Jen needs $$, she's helping out her best friend.
I don't know why people think Jen is so pathetic. SHE is not the one who keeps dragging out the Brad/Angie shit, it's the TABLOIDS. They present her in an awful light. I like her and I can't see myself ever not liking her. By the way, her body is fanatastic.....it's my ideal "Hollywood Body"
Seriously, you know Blandiston has been aching to do this for years. She's always had that lesbo vibe, talks about "strong women friends" and "goddess circles," and cuddling with Cox for cameras. And whenever she wears a dress, she looks totally out of place in it, like a guy in drag.
And it would sure explain why Brad was so miserable when he was married to her.
I like Jennifer's body too. I think she sometimes leans towards too skinny, but the last several years she's been consistently fit and has great legs. Cox has a lovely face and body too, but she could definately stand to eat a little more.
I don't care much one way or the other about her appearance on Dirt. Never seen it.
Jennifer Anniston is pathetic. She's constantly lamenting that the papparazi won't leave her alone, yet she's on the cover of every freaking magazine EVERY FREAKING WEEK. She's good in situational comedy, that's it, period, paragraph. She's not that pretty, she had her run on Friends, it's over, let's move on.
Ugh, could they possibly think of a more whore-ish, desperate ploy for publicity? Can you say cliche? The still photo of Courtney Cox with the vibrator is enough to make me vomit. I wouldn't dare watch the video. We're talking nightmare material. I would rather watch her tranny brother-in-law getting it up the ass. Something about her is just so incredibly UNsexy.
Looks like Courtney's the one looking for attention. Pretend to pleasure herself on TV? That's like soft-core porn. I'm sure her daddy is proud when he sees that, and has to explain it to his friends. Piece of trash.
I don't think she's pathetic at all. Besides, isn't it kind of stereotypical to presume that she must be pathetic because her husband most likely left her? If she feels sad and angry about what happened, it's not pathetic. Besides, it's the media that doesn't really want to let this go. As a part of the story, she gave her thoughts in Vanity Fair awhile ago. On another note, I'm not a fan but I think she looks very pretty her and, yes, she's got a really great body.
that video was stupid monica needs to buy a dildo thats 10 inches and just ride that thing that will get ratings and Jennifer will bring ratings to that silly show Courtney ask her to be in the show Jenn din't ask
This reeks of desperation. When will these two broads realize that they have no talent. Dirt is horrible. Writing sucks, the acting is horrific. So bringing Rachel, yup one dimensional acting, to kiss Monica, again one dimensional, is supposed to do what exactly? Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
I like Jennifer also, I think the tabloids pick on her because she sells magazines...I also think she doing a favor for her bff..Jen gets plenty of attention, without even wanting it. Its whorelina and pussy boy Brad who are constantly calling the press so they can get thier pics in the mags....Jen looks great..not like an anorexic crack whore...Vagalina Holie.
i'm gonna get slammed for this by people, but for cryin out loud, jennifer aniston is not that bad. she has a good body- not anorexic, not britney chubby, she's fit and toned. she's not a skank whore like paris or britney, and she's not a walking pharmacy like lindsay. and i don't care who or how famous you are, if your husband cheats on you and leaves you for another woman and the whole world gets to witness it, then that just sucks.
**sigh** let the "team aniston" "team jolie" wars begin....
Ok, she does have a decent body--for someone pushing 40, but I cannot get past her face no matter what ppl say. Just look at these pics!! Its as if Dr. Frankenstein stitched the carcass of a dead animal to her forehead making her hair line. WTF is up with that, its just sitting there outta nowhere. And her chin--well do i need to state the obvious? Her saving grace are her eyes, but even those can't distract from her jacked up nose. Ugh
Once women pass their "expiration date",(usually early 30's), they become more desperate as their looks fade. Couple this with Brad dumping Jen for another woman and her self esteem is at a low point. (PERFECT for guys who can exploit this and spray dna all over her). This is a desperate attempt by 2 broads who are on the down slope (looks wise) and the show is on the way to being cancelled.
her saving grace is her eyes? why? they're just plain, nondescript blue eyes. oh, nondescript except for them being so close together they're almost one cyclops eye
Her eyes are so inset, not big at all, they look practically lashless, look at that girl in 'Devil wears Prada' she has nice eyes. The thing with Aniston is her hairstyles, they are always the SAME, like she hasn't even combed before stepping out. Put your hair up, for pete's sake, wear a nice clip, something. I think she's afraid of showing more of her face, so she's always kind of in shadow of her hair.
4:12, no, she looks like a scrawny littleman in drag. That's MUCH better.
And she's got a bad case of K-Fed ferret eyes, very ordinary and close together, so she always looks like she's planning something sinister.
And Aniston fans, you wanna know why she's pathetic? She thinks she's still important, even though she has no future projects and her onlyupcoming role is a guest role on her secret lesbian crush's program. She's also getting plastic surgery, trying to outdo the younger, more attractive women.
Her looks were never great, but they're gettingmore haggish with time, and now she's desperate for showbiz success AND a guy who will put up with her whining and low self esteem.
What's NOT desperate about her?
And note, frothing Aniston fans, I didn't have to mention Jolie or compare her once. Why? Because Aniston is pathetic all on her own, and it'spossible to recognize that without being a Jolie fan.
Ok, when i posted that "her saving grace are her eyes" i did not mean it in any way as a compliment. What i meant was that in some people light eyes can soften their look making them somewhat tolerable (see horseface SJP, she would be a dog without her blue eyes....er, as opposed to a horse--whatever). Nonetheless Aniston still looks like she swallowed the ugly stick
All these people who are complaining about Jennifer Aniston's body: I wanna know what their bodies look like! Cause you better be damn good looking if you are critical of a body like her's!
She is pathetic. Yay, we get to see Rachel Green do another lesbian kiss. Yawn.
Why does anyone like her? Because of Friends? She ain't pretty, she doesn't have a smokin body, she has a smoker's body... skinny and leathery. Maybe they like her because she ices her nipples, there is no other valid reason. The bitch is a bitch, and very desperate.
What will she do next? How about inventing a Brad-like character for Dirt (before it gets cancelled) and a sexy vixen he leaves his adorable wife for.. I read it's in development already. She's sick of this "Bermuda Triangle"? No way, she'll milk every drop before it dries up. The lesbian thing has been done million times already but then Cox thinks that her masturbating is turning us on. This show is such a disaster.
Reportedly Whiniston is making a movie about a Bradlike character leaving his loving and devoted wife for an evil sexpot.
And I agree with 3:35, she LOVES the attention she can get from this. She has no career anymore, so she needs to keep this going for as long as possible. She'd be devastated if Brad and Angelina broke up, because then she couldn't be so hurt and traumatized anymore.
I seriously think that she spreads someof the rumors about herself. Many celebs do it, especially if it's their sole claim on our attention.
I didn't care for the way she handled herself (interviews, media milking ect) after her marriage breakup, but I have enjoyed her in a few roles.
I liked her in Rock Star. Not a huge role, but she does roles like those well. She has a great natural body and a very fit look to her. She is not 'conventionally beautiful' face wise, but she is certainly attractive. As for the perpetual "Friends" rehashing. I wish someone would put a stake in it.-Enough already!
yes, i quite agree with these two (courtney and jen) appallingly over-rated, the both of 'em! boring and over! friends a stupid show, sick of having to see these two pusses over and over again for the duration of that run...two buddies of mine here agree.
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um, couldn't it be COURTNEY who is desperate here? Her show SUCKS, and she needs ratings. It's not like Jen needs $$, she's helping out her best friend.
I don't know why people think Jen is so pathetic. SHE is not the one who keeps dragging out the Brad/Angie shit, it's the TABLOIDS. They present her in an awful light. I like her and I can't see myself ever not liking her. By the way, her body is fanatastic.....it's my ideal "Hollywood Body"
By parissucksliterally, on 5:58 PM
Ooooh, I'm so impressed. So edgy!
Seriously, you know Blandiston has been aching to do this for years. She's always had that lesbo vibe, talks about "strong women friends" and "goddess circles," and cuddling with Cox for cameras. And whenever she wears a dress, she looks totally out of place in it, like a guy in drag.
And it would sure explain why Brad was so miserable when he was married to her.
By ffordegroupie, on 5:59 PM
Hey parissucksliterally,
if you love her so much, why don't you marry her!
By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM
Well I like Aniston. I think she's got a great body. And I think Dirt is pretty good so far!
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
holy sun damage! her skin is awful. i know 52 year olds with better skin and less leather like.
By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM
havent they alreayd done this... it was a Friends episode where the kissed to get back their apartment... LAME
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
Yeah, she has a toned body, but I think we know why -- flat figure and no tits (not until she got them inflated). Big compensation.
Plus, the ubertoned body doesn't work when you reach a certain age, unless you like the ropy-tendon look rocked by Madonna.
By ffordegroupie, on 7:21 PM
the lesbian kiss is not even scandalous anymore. it's been done so many times.
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
I like Jennifer's body too. I think she sometimes leans towards too skinny, but the last several years she's been consistently fit and has great legs. Cox has a lovely face and body too, but she could definately stand to eat a little more.
I don't care much one way or the other about her appearance on Dirt. Never seen it.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
Jennifer Anniston is pathetic. She's constantly lamenting that the papparazi won't leave her alone, yet she's on the cover of every freaking magazine EVERY FREAKING WEEK. She's good in situational comedy, that's it, period, paragraph. She's not that pretty, she had her run on Friends, it's over, let's move on.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
Ugh, could they possibly think of a more whore-ish, desperate ploy for publicity? Can you say cliche? The still photo of Courtney Cox with the vibrator is enough to make me vomit. I wouldn't dare watch the video. We're talking nightmare material. I would rather watch her tranny brother-in-law getting it up the ass. Something about her is just so incredibly UNsexy.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
cool but dirt sucks balls. show is as boring as 24. she should make an appearance during nip/tuck season 5
By prettyboy, on 8:27 PM
aniston is another fraken-beauty. all the perfect parts plastic molded onto a blank canvas....mrs potato head if you will....
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
If she wants to Lesbo-out, then why doesn't she do a guest spot on "The L Word."
By jeditemple, on 8:40 PM
who gives a fuck. jesus christ. enough already.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
How is she desperate for attention? She'll be making an appearance on a show. Simple as that. All you gossip mongers need to get a life.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
Until she's in Playboy or showing it all on a DVD, she ain't desperate enough for my tastes!
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
Looks like Courtney's the one looking for attention. Pretend to pleasure herself on TV? That's like soft-core porn. I'm sure her daddy is proud when he sees that, and has to explain it to his friends. Piece of trash.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
I don't think she's pathetic at all. Besides, isn't it kind of stereotypical to presume that she must be pathetic because her husband most likely left her?
If she feels sad and angry about what happened, it's not pathetic. Besides, it's the media that doesn't really want to let this go. As a part of the story, she gave her thoughts in Vanity Fair awhile ago. On another note, I'm not a fan but I think she looks very pretty her and, yes, she's got a really great body.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
that video was stupid monica needs to buy a dildo thats 10 inches and just ride that thing that will get ratings
and Jennifer will bring ratings to that silly show
Courtney ask her to be in the show Jenn din't ask
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
6:23 is retarded.
This reeks of desperation. When will these two broads realize that they have no talent. Dirt is horrible. Writing sucks, the acting is horrific. So bringing Rachel, yup one dimensional acting, to kiss Monica, again one dimensional, is supposed to do what exactly? Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 PM
When is everyone going to realize this bitch has no talent? She is always the same character and is always mediocre.
Hopefully she'll go away soon.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 PM
Jen has really good tits for and old woman.
And that vibrator scene was pretty hot for an old woman.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 AM
Anonymous said...
Hey parissucksliterally,
if you love her so much, why don't you marry her!
6:07 PM
Wow. I haven't heard anyone talk that way since second grade.
By Chantelle, on 3:06 AM
You could use that chin of hers to refinish furniture.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 AM
I like Jennifer also, I think the tabloids pick on her because she sells magazines...I also think she doing a favor for her bff..Jen gets plenty of attention, without even wanting it. Its whorelina and pussy boy Brad who are constantly calling the press so they can get thier pics in the mags....Jen looks great..not like an anorexic crack whore...Vagalina Holie.
By jannre, on 4:12 AM
Am I the only woman who is underwhelmed by that vibrator scene?
1. She had an orgasm in less than 30 seconds by LOOKING AT A FACE. Man, women don't need pictures. We've got imagination!
2. She stopped after the first one. Huh? Who DOES that??
Definitely a scene directed by a guy ;)
By Anonymous, on 4:51 AM
i like aniston, too. Good lord, her husband left her for angelina jolie. How come SHE looks bad for that?
By Anonymous, on 4:52 AM
Holy shit that middle picture. What a manly face!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM
I would marry her...but I'm not into older women.
By Nando, on 5:27 AM
what i consider begging for attention is calling your biological daughter a blob then implying that you love your adopted kids more
By prettyboy, on 6:53 AM
i'm gonna get slammed for this by people, but for cryin out loud, jennifer aniston is not that bad. she has a good body- not anorexic, not britney chubby, she's fit and toned. she's not a skank whore like paris or britney, and she's not a walking pharmacy like lindsay. and i don't care who or how famous you are, if your husband cheats on you and leaves you for another woman and the whole world gets to witness it, then that just sucks.
**sigh** let the "team aniston" "team jolie" wars begin....
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
Anon 6:07
You're an ass.
By parissucksliterally, on 7:32 AM
their kiss will sound like 2 pieces of sandpaper rubbing together. they're the 2 driest skeletors in hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
Todd, you are entirely too mean to this girl. And I agree. Looks like it's Courteney whose getting desperate.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
LOL @ 4:51. Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
By UserZed, on 11:05 AM
Ok, she does have a decent body--for someone pushing 40, but I cannot get past her face no matter what ppl say. Just look at these pics!! Its as if Dr. Frankenstein stitched the carcass of a dead animal to her forehead making her hair line. WTF is up with that, its just sitting there outta nowhere. And her chin--well do i need to state the obvious? Her saving grace are her eyes, but even those can't distract from her jacked up nose. Ugh
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Once women pass their "expiration date",(usually early 30's), they become more desperate as their looks fade. Couple this with Brad dumping Jen for another woman and her self esteem is at a low point. (PERFECT for guys who can exploit this and spray dna all over her). This is a desperate attempt by 2 broads who are on the down slope (looks wise) and the show is on the way to being cancelled.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
her saving grace is her eyes?
why? they're just plain, nondescript blue eyes. oh, nondescript except for them being so close together they're almost one cyclops eye
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Her eyes are so inset, not big at all, they look practically lashless, look at that girl in 'Devil wears Prada' she has nice eyes.
The thing with Aniston is her hairstyles, they are always the SAME, like she hasn't even combed before stepping out. Put your hair up, for pete's sake, wear a nice clip, something. I think she's afraid of showing more of her face, so she's always kind of in shadow of her hair.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
4:12, no, she looks like a scrawny littleman in drag. That's MUCH better.
And she's got a bad case of K-Fed ferret eyes, very ordinary and close together, so she always looks like she's planning something sinister.
And Aniston fans, you wanna know why she's pathetic? She thinks she's still important, even though she has no future projects and her onlyupcoming role is a guest role on her secret lesbian crush's program. She's also getting plastic surgery, trying to outdo the younger, more attractive women.
Her looks were never great, but they're gettingmore haggish with time, and now she's desperate for showbiz success AND a guy who will put up with her whining and low self esteem.
What's NOT desperate about her?
And note, frothing Aniston fans, I didn't have to mention Jolie or compare her once. Why? Because Aniston is pathetic all on her own, and it'spossible to recognize that without being a Jolie fan.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
I actually think she is pretty, great body.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Ok, when i posted that "her saving grace are her eyes" i did not mean it in any way as a compliment. What i meant was that in some people light eyes can soften their look making them somewhat tolerable (see horseface SJP, she would be a dog without her blue eyes....er, as opposed to a horse--whatever). Nonetheless Aniston still looks like she swallowed the ugly stick
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
All these people who are complaining about Jennifer Aniston's body: I wanna know what their bodies look like! Cause you better be damn good looking if you are critical of a body like her's!
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
She is pathetic. Yay, we get to see Rachel Green do another lesbian kiss. Yawn.
Why does anyone like her? Because of Friends? She ain't pretty, she doesn't have a smokin body, she has a smoker's body... skinny and leathery. Maybe they like her because she ices her nipples, there is no other valid reason. The bitch is a bitch, and very desperate.
Dirt sucks dirt btw.
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
i am so bored with this woman...who cares?
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
4:08, what, if you dare to criticize a scrawny boy's body? Puh-leez, what does YOURS look like, if you're insisting she's gorgeous? Must be AWFUL.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
" Maybe they like her because she ices her nipples, there is no other valid reason."
I think you have some issues to work out.
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
What will this woman do next? She loves attention.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
What will she do next? How about inventing a Brad-like character for Dirt (before it gets cancelled) and a sexy vixen he leaves his adorable wife for.. I read it's in development already. She's sick of this "Bermuda Triangle"? No way, she'll milk every drop before it dries up. The lesbian thing has been done million times already but then Cox thinks that her masturbating is turning us on. This show is such a disaster.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Reportedly Whiniston is making a movie about a Bradlike character leaving his loving and devoted wife for an evil sexpot.
And I agree with 3:35, she LOVES the attention she can get from this. She has no career anymore, so she needs to keep this going for as long as possible. She'd be devastated if Brad and Angelina broke up, because then she couldn't be so hurt and traumatized anymore.
I seriously think that she spreads someof the rumors about herself. Many celebs do it, especially if it's their sole claim on our attention.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
I didn't care for the way she handled herself (interviews, media milking ect) after her marriage breakup, but I have enjoyed her in a few roles.
I liked her in Rock Star. Not a huge role, but she does roles like those well. She has a great natural body and a very fit look to her. She is not 'conventionally beautiful' face wise, but she is certainly attractive. As for the perpetual "Friends" rehashing. I wish someone would put a stake in it.-Enough already!
By Anonymous, on 9:36 PM
yes, i quite agree with these two (courtney and jen) appallingly over-rated, the both of 'em! boring and over! friends a stupid show, sick of having to see these two pusses over and over again for the duration of that run...two buddies of mine here agree.
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
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