Jennifer Lopez is Desperate

58 Comments:

  • SKANK. PERIOD!

    By chuggdog, on 10:45 AM  

  • I hate this cunt. If she didn't have a billion Latinos buying all of her shit, this waste of space would be gone right now.

    By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

  • Magazine covers? Nah...
    She just wants to believe in scientology because of the spaceships. She needs one to smuggle 50 of her relatives over the border into Arizona. Home Depot is hiring.

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM  

  • Your joke doesn't make sense because she's of Puerto Rican descent. Puerto Ricans are automatically U.S. citizens.

    By Nando, on 11:09 AM  

  • I wonder if Marc's going to assimilate as well?

    By Vigilante, on 11:16 AM  

  • how does this happen? these celebrities are smart enough to make it, set goals for themselves, etc. and then scientology knocks. and they buy into it.literally! like every other cult out there, i'm sure they drain you dry. did'nt anyone learn from the heaven's gate suicides? idiots.

    By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

  • Anyone who would become part of Scientology after all Tom Cruise's wacky and insane antics is a dumbass. He's like the poster child of all things wrong with Scientology.

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

  • The only benefit that I can see in her joining this group of nutjobs is that it will create quite an opportunity for excellent humor.

    Organized religion has been the wellspring of war and ignorance for years! This abomination just shows to what extent people will walk off of a cliff without even having to push them.

    By MikeG, on 11:45 AM  

  • Nando said...
    "Your joke doesn't make sense because she's of Puerto Rican descent. Puerto Ricans are automatically U.S. citizens."

    Same difference. Who asked you, anyway? Finish mowing my lawn.

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • JLo has always been overated. If it wasnt for her hooking up with P.Diddy, she wouldnt have had an over rated msic career and we would have always only known her as the one who got chased by anacondas!
    Oh and the way she spends her life cheating on all the men she becomes involved with

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • What's with the open mouth in all of those pics? I hope she doesn't think that's a pose, she looks like a retard. And why the hell is she at the Golden Globes?? Bring on the SAG Awards, where REAL actors matter.

    By Exangel, on 12:31 PM  

  • eww wtf is she wearing? a ripoff of a sari on a hiskanic

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Scientology is one big agency." They don't come right out and say it but they try to stick with their own kind. There's also a lot of rumored gay actors that are part of it.

    By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

  • Look, after Spitzer splapped her label for the latest payola scam (is anyone surprised that pop music is placed thanks to gifts? Ia anyone surprised that this is how this tone deaf cows cd sell?), this move was the only thing left short of removing her clothes for Hefner.
    She cant act, she cant sing and has the personality of a toilet bowl AND she is getting old.
    Showing those saggy titties and chunky thighs probably wasnt a good option so joining the loonies is just about right.

    And what the hell is Puerto Rico?
    I know its a banana republic but do the people belong to the US or do they have their own pseudo government?

    I can not wait for the first interview that has JLo, Posh and Dick Clark.
    Clark will be the only one well be able to understand.

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

  • This Latina's never bought her shit. Unfortunately I've been dragged to a few of her movies, but all the people who have done that have later died horrible, mysterious deaths.

    By Hyperbole, on 1:15 PM  

  • Scientology will take anyone with money! Sexual preference doesn't matter, only money & how much that person can donate! It sucks, but that's life.

    A lie can only last so long before the truth is discovered . . .

    By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM  

  • An asshole said...
    "Same difference. Who asked you, anyway? Finish mowing my lawn."

    No, it's not the "same difference," tard. Oh and who asked me what? As for your lawn, if you mean your bush, I found it very dried up and already diseased...but my friend Daniel Carver is willing to get his hands dirty for you.

    By Nando, on 1:25 PM  

  • Stupid people. She doesn't owe anything to that school. I'm sure her parents paid her tuition like everyone else in private school. They just want publicity. If you're famous then anyone you've ever even shared an elevator with comes forward like they know you. I don't go back to my old school now and thank them, nor do I send them money. Get over it.

    By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM  

  • Anonymous,

    You are a horrible and ignorant person. Puerto Rico is a commonwealth. They hold almost all privaleges that states do except they dont pay all the taxes which is why they dont have congressional representation. The vote for it to become the 51st state has been brought up several times but always comes up indecisive. If it wasnt for the Puerto Ricans, NYC would not be as it is today. The US government brought us over during the industrial revolution to help out. There are 3 times as many PRicans in the mainland than there is on the island. NASA also has the world's largest satelite there which is used to look out beyond our galaxy. Puerto Ricans and the island is an integral part of our society whether you like it or not so you should get a fucking CLUE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

    By Dont be an ignorant fool, on 1:58 PM  

  • Most of the Puerto Ricans I've met are as loud and annoying as J-Lo. It's fine with me if they're not a 51st state.

    By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

  • "If it wasnt for the Puerto Ricans, NYC would not be as it is today."

    Right. The police department and the battered women's shelters would both go out of business.

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • Turned her back? She was always as devout a Catholic as Osama is, with all those divorces, fucking around and the voodoo; she just used the image for her Latin fans.

    I wonder if she'll ditch Scientomology when she doesnt get pregnant. But I can say on behalf of all Catholics: good riddance to skanky hos.

    Oh, and I bet Skeletor dumps her now.

    12:57, are you hinting that JeLo likes both teams?

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • "If it wasnt for the Puerto Ricans, NYC would not be as it is today."

    Right. The police department and the battered women's shelters would both go out of business.

    ---------

    Exactly, and they wouldn't make a violent mess out of the city with their stupid parades.

    By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

  • I don't support Cults or religious nutz of any kind. Move on.

    By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM  

  • There aint one humble bone in that dumb, triflin, selfish bitch! Latino's betta stop making that skank money cuz she don't care about her old community or peeps.

    She stinks like Carne Asada Taco's anyway!!!

    By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM  

  • Regarding the sister and the school: WAHHH!! Sounds like someone's looking for handouts.

    I don't even like the ho, but I like you racist, xenophobic commentors even less. It's easy to show your true selves behind a screen of anonymity isn't it? Cowards.

    By Crystal, on 2:31 PM  

  • Come on people Scientology isn't as bad as you make it out to be.... Just give them money... money... J. Lo can do that! Cuz... It gives her the tools... that El Ron gave the world before he died and turned into those Suite Life of Zach and Cody twins!

    By Kambatu, on 2:32 PM  

  • Long live Xenu.

    By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM  

  • The Bitch's perfume's awful too.

    Smells like frijoles!

    By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM  

  • scientology is a big circle jerk for closeted hollywood assholes. she should join. the more the merrier.

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM  

  • Deacon Dhoel Canals (of Holy Family Catholic Church and Grammar School in Castle Hill) should be fired. He wants to take credit for her success? Did she learn how to get divorced there? I don't think the Pope is proud that she is (was) a Catholic.

    The bile that people spew here is pretty sad, however. She is no more untalented than so many others that have achieved the same level of success.

    She has an exceptionally pretty face. (Everyone always talked about her butt, but I never "got" that.) You can't blame her for Hollywood casting agents putting her in movies.

    But if she did join Scientology, she should be condemned and I would encourage all to boycott her.

    By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM  

  • All those songs about how shes REAL and Jenny from the Block crap. She is such a phony! She has never been REAL to the people who helped her surge her career!

    By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

  • Am I correct in assuming money is the basis for advancing "spiritually" in Scientology? No wonder rich celebrities are their spokespeople, where are the average Joe's or Jane's?

    By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM  

  • On Oct. 8, 1993, 10,000 cheering Scientologists thronged the Los Angeles Sports Arena to celebrate the most important milestone in the church's recent history: victory in its all-out war against the Internal Revenue Service.

    For 25 years, IRS agents had branded Scientology a commercial enterprise and refused to give it the tax exemption granted to churches. The refusals had been upheld in every court. But that night the crowd learned of an astonishing turnaround. The IRS had granted tax exemptions to every Scientology entity in the United States.


    http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/nytimes/nyt-irs-030997.htm

    By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

  • By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM posted:
    "Stupid people. She doesn't owe anything to that school. I'm sure her parents paid her tuition like everyone else in private school. They just want publicity... I don't go back to my old school now and thank them, nor do I send them money. Get over it."

    It's not like she has to give the schools any money. The least this stupid skank could do is go back and give an inspirational speech, "Stay in school...blah...blah...don't do drugs...blah...blah...hard work pays off..." and pose for some pictures.
    Other celebrites, politicians, prominent buisness people, renowned scientest, pro-athletes, etc do it all the time. But unless this PENDEJA is getting something she isn't gonna do it.
    She annoys me so much! If she hadn't done the SELENA movie- which got a ton of media attention, we all would have been like: Jennifer Lopez? Isn't she the one that came out in the La Bamba movie?

    By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

  • It's not Latinos buying her shit, it is white folks. You made her, you keep her.

    By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM  

  • I've always thought she's sucked, she's a poor actress and singer, and apparently she's not such a great human being either. She's a portorriquena sin alma...the catholic faith hasn't lost anyone that great, she's a soulless bitch following a fad in hopes she'll get some attention in the tabloids. What a great move Jen!

    By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

  • 1:14, Puerto Rico is a country in the Caribbean that is OWNED by the U.S., who've exploited and fucked up the country as the U.S. government is prone to do, as we can see by current events (ahem, Iraq)...it's not a banana republic, the people there have their own culture, food and rituals as most Latin American countries do...that's my fuck you to you, BRO!

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM  

  • 3:44, I don't think JESUS would want to take credit for her. And he forgave whores, tax collectors, adulterers...

    4:14, they're the slaves. No,I'm serious -- there's a whole slave segment called the Sea Org. They basically serve the rich people for free.

    Hail Xenu! Down with the Cruiser!

    By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

  • I HATE THIS GIRL MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE. SHE IS NO TALENTED DONKEY ASSED LOW CLASS WHORE. WHY THE HELL DOES'NT SHE JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM  

  • she is sooooo plastic .. this chicken legs litle woman ..

    By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM  

  • Why does'nt she just go away and make room for more talented and deserving latinas? i have heard also of her nasty attitude and how she treats her fans and after reading this post i am even more convinced that she gives latinos a bad name and is a bad example of one. SHE'S JUST A GREEDY NO TALENTED DONKEY ASSED WOMEN WHO IS DESPERATE TO REVIVE HER CAREER! YOU FRIGGIN PATHETIC J-HGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM  

  • What also pisses me off is her eventhough it was a long time ago, was her being portrayed as selena. Selena was beautiful and could sing unlike trashy assed no talened J-ho

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM  

  • shes looks like the 99 cent store version of Rai in these pics...not working it FLOPez!

    By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM  

  • oh god with this desperate no talented skank please go away?

    By Anonymous, on 12:44 AM  

  • So what? I wouldn't go back to my crappy high school either, no matter how much they begged. Everyone wants to benefit from your hard work. Maybe she had a shit time in school and they deserve to be ignored. If I made as much money as Bill Gates, I wouldn't give one cent to the horrible high school I went to.

    By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM  

  • Xenu's gonna get all yall.

    By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM  

  • Lopez and Scientology? The South Park guys just had an orgasm.

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • http://www.rickross.com/groups/scientology.html

    By d mumsie, on 10:06 AM  

  • "I wouldn't go back to my crappy high school either, no matter how much they begged."

    Really? Not even English class?

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • I have to disagree with the dumb-ass who said that "white folk buy her stuff" and make her rich. HA!! You couldn't be farther from the truth!! And why is she now releasing a spanish album??? Hopefully her peeps won't buy her cd since she sounds like a whinney chupacabra in heat! J.Lo looks like she's farting beans the whole time she walks the red carpet!

    By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM  

  • Well now i know the real reason for why she married mark anthony; to help her with and to permote her album which i predict will sound like shit. i hope it bombs and when it does i hope she will get the message that no one cares for her.

    By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    Lopez and Scientology? The South Park guys just had an orgasm.

    10:03 AM


    I just peed my pants........

    By jenner, on 5:55 PM  

  • She can't sing in english and now she is going to release a spanish CD? She can release a Japanese version, a German version, and a Hindu version and it wouldn't change the fact that the BITCH CAN'T SING!

    By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM  

  • I hope this dirty cuntflap drowns in a vat of wet Mexican farts.

    By n.v., on 9:00 PM  

  • Oh yes, Jennifer should take a look at this website, where the known NL great writer and humanist Karin Spaink has exposed the most inner secrets of scientology, called OT3 and "The wall of Fire".
    http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/fishman/home.html
    she could learn then that according to scientology founder, she's "inhabited" by some thousands of sould living in her body since 75 millions or even, 4 quadrillions years, and that these "Body Thetans", as the cult calls these space cooties, are forcing her to do whatever...

    roger gonnet, a ex-scientologist having done these secret levels...

    By Roger Gonnet, on 11:18 PM  

  • First Catholicism, now Scientology...she may as well believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster... But that's none of our business.

    Anyway, why should anyone speak of her religion now? You all must have forgotten that she was a practitioner of Santeria. Of course, the better question would be the previous one, sans "now". Why is this an issue?

    There is a bunch of talk about how the Church should deign her. If anything, we should all clap for her separating from it... Just because she is Puerto Rican doesn't mean she has to hold on to any cultural values (that were never their own to begin with), anyway.

    Why should anyone berate her for her divorces? She wouldn't be different from any of a flock of those in the Hollywood circle. It seems that the only difference here is that she was Catholic. But where was the inclusion of religious beliefs when Britney Spears had her worse cases of shotgun weddings? No one seemed to mention that she was Baptist (I think...but it was some denomination of Christianity).

    Where does all this hatred for J-Lo come from? It seems unfounded. If you ask me, it's just as much of a trend as some of the celebrities who have been "converted" to Scientology, and just as it was a few years ago to suddenly embrace Kabbalah.

    Personally, I like a few of the movies she has starred in. As for her singing...that is a different story. On that note of stories, that would make her no different than any other star who thinks because they have been in one segment of the entertainment industry that they are automatically gurus who are obliged to take part in multiple facets of it. You all must realize that she started off as an actress to begin with. That is no side-job.

    She's fake? Why not be fake? She is an actress after all...

    By lVoA, on 2:01 PM  

  • Someone asked where the hatred comes from...It stems from these 2 bit HACK jobs like tom cruise, and Jennifer lopez, Isaac hayes..all teaching children today about how our origins are from a Cheesy star trek episode. I kinda wait for the day that we see "Dianetics..The new version" Im sure xenu will have blown up the enterprise in that generation, while ascimilating themselves with the borg faction.
    I will now promote people not buying jlo's albums..just like tom cruise her career is going to take a serious hit. Good going you crazy bitch...Bitty Bitty bom bom your ass back to puerto rico, Mexico, Space..wherever you come from. You ugly fat skank.

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

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