"Drafted by the Celtics"? Yo, thats RACIST, yo! Them comments is just unnecessary, homeslice!
The Celtics is the honkiest honkey team in all of sports. Why can't the 10-foot tall guy play on a tru gangsta team, like the Detroit Pistons, huh? Why can't he play on a team with baggy shorts and nightclub entourage bullet wounds, huh?
Are you saying if Alba had an enormous 200 lb ass, then a Portland Trailblazers player would be aroused? huh?
Oh, come on, she ain't all that. She looks hot, I'd be cutting off my own tongue to not say that, but there are MUCH better, not only in Hollywood, but just down the corner. Some of y'all need to go out more often. That being said, she needs to gain 5-10 lb, and she'd be fine.
Jessica Biel's ass is awesome, but if you were fucking it, you'd catch a glimpse of her in the mirror with a feral look in eyes, just before she clenched those hyper-toned glutes and snapped off your cock, then shot it back out into your mouth (her unique version of ATM).
so Jessica Alba's ass is safer to worship. she's so skinny now i doubt she can muster the strength to part her cheeks when she farts.
nah, her waist to hip ratio is 1 and she has a lindsay lohan belly button. her face is cute, but i wouldn't trade my body for her's. jessica biel's on the other hand i'd take right away.
Todd, I'm getting a little concerned with your obsession with skinny, skinny women. Before we know it, you'll be posting pictures of lollipops with wigs and saying how hot they are.
Never have seen what the fascination is with this chick. I see girls twice as hot as her every day walking down the street. She's just an average looking girl with lots of money.
From the side, she looks curvy and feminine- although I would agree, five to ten pounds would help a lot towards the chest and ribs.. but from the front? What the hell happened to those sexy hips she had in Sin City? She is straight up and down. For me, that's just not attractive- she's hot, just not my style.
Jessica Alba is "ok". She's short with little to no boobs and an ok ass. Im not jumping on the band wagon but I also think that seeing someone's ribs sticking out of their skin is not attractive. I think there are much prettier girls out there in the real world with a lot more personality.
I don't believe that looking at naked pics of Ms. Alba would cause the cure of which you speak. Please send me those pictures so that I may test my hypothesis.
All these idiots trying to find something about her to complain about. Face it, any real guy in the world would bang the fuck out of her (Unless your Gay!)...something most of you probably are.
I'm also sure if you do have a woman, she's no where near as hot! and there's no chance EVERrrrrrrrrr that you'll get anything close!
Sometimes it happens guys. In order to have a completely flat tum, you have to be a bit under in the weight department. Gain a few to cover the ribs and it shows up as extra padding on the thighs.
Life is not fair. I think she has great natural boobs, and a nice size ass too considering how trim she is. She looks great to me!
She's adorable. As long as she doesn't speak. As long as she just smiles, life is good. But when she opens her mouth you want to hold your head underwater.
If this chick wasn't famous no one would look at her twice. And she calls herself curvy? She's got no boobs and no ass what the fuck is she talking about?
I can't say anything about her as a person, cause I haven't heard her talk or anything! But speaking just of her body and face ... she makes it pretty darn close to being perfect!Sure there are better ones, there always are!! But if she ain't pretty, then I think all us girls need to depress for a sec!
Btw, I ain't no fan of hers!!She seems stupid, anyway!
i hate to burst everyone's bubble here but the ribcage is a bit off-putting to me. it might be the way her body's turned to catch the nerfball but that just looks painful and she is on the verge of bobblehead, IMO.
i am an average girl in terms of weight--5'6" 127 lbs. and i just want to see some of these girls with a tiny bit more meat on them, honestly. they're all fucking hot as hell, ten pounds is not going to wreck their careers. at least, i hope it wouldn't.
She's got a tight, healthy body. NO complaints from me.
Those are not her ribs you're seeing. It's her serratus muscles. Your serratus muscles are overtop of your ribcage. Everyone has them, yep. Do some cardio, tone up, and see for yourselves.
If you want to see truly emaciated people and ribcages check out some Holocaust photos. There's an obvious difference between a toned, healthy stomach and starving to death....
Jessica is what every woman should aspire to be. She is healthy and active. Anyone saying she is too skinny is just plain wrong. She is fit. So is Jessica Biel, it's just that Biel has more of a naturally curvy body. Alba has a more naturally thin bod.
I am soooo posting these pics on my fridge. Motivation to hit the gym.
a little note to those that say she has no tits... you need only to look at Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman or Julia Stiles to see what "no tits" really means... Alba is a world of difference from those women.
ugh...she has a great ass tho...she looked a hundred times better with more weight on her, she's lost a lot of her curves, i heard this idiot wishes she were skinnier, obviously she's retarded, she looks great in these pics...
oh stop complaining, would you rather look at Beyonce's cellulite or Nicole Richies bones? Alba is perfect compared to those other fatties and skeletons, it's rare to see a fit girl here in America.
You guys are fucking retarded. I have a bigger ass and rack than her and I'm a skinny white chick. She doesn't have "curves", she has a pretty face but needs to eat some fucking food.
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why is the skinny dude wearing a 2-piece and throwing the football like a girl???
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
2nd row 4th pic - What is he doing to her?
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
"Drafted by the Celtics"? Yo, thats RACIST, yo! Them comments is just unnecessary, homeslice!
The Celtics is the honkiest honkey team in all of sports. Why can't the 10-foot tall guy play on a tru gangsta team, like the Detroit Pistons, huh? Why can't he play on a team with baggy shorts and nightclub entourage bullet wounds, huh?
Are you saying if Alba had an enormous 200 lb ass, then a Portland Trailblazers player would be aroused? huh?
Y'all is racist up in here. Word is born.
By Blingy Washington, on 12:27 PM
good god, she's perfect.
Note to all the ladies with their obligatory "lose weight" new years resolutions: this is your goal. Please get that body. Thanks
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
I'd stick it up her bum.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
I don't want to jump on the skinny bandwagon, but she is looking a little ribby.
And i still don't see what all the fuss is about her ass. Yes it's nice, but compared to Jessica Biel's ass, it's pretty average.
By sam991, on 12:43 PM
anon 1230, "perfect" is subjective. i think she'd be hotter with 10 more pounds on her. shes too skinny.
that being said, i'd cut my hand off to fuck her.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
I think she's a little too skinny now ( and I am cuckoo about my weight). 5 more lbs would be perfect for her body.
By parissucksliterally, on 12:48 PM
I agree with the above posters that she needs another couple pounds, just enough to not see her ribs.
Although, I despise those bandeau-style bathing suits, and it's a credit to her supreme hotness that she makes it look good.
and her ass is fantastic. I would kill your grandmother for that ass.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Just before Christmas there was an interview with her where she said she thinks she's "fat" and wants to lose a lot of weight.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
Oh, come on, she ain't all that. She looks hot, I'd be cutting off my own tongue to not say that, but there are MUCH better, not only in Hollywood, but just down the corner. Some of y'all need to go out more often.
That being said, she needs to gain 5-10 lb, and she'd be fine.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Jessica Biel's ass is awesome, but if you were fucking it, you'd catch a glimpse of her in the mirror with a feral look in eyes, just before she clenched those hyper-toned glutes and snapped off your cock, then shot it back out into your mouth (her unique version of ATM).
so Jessica Alba's ass is safer to worship. she's so skinny now i doubt she can muster the strength to part her cheeks when she farts.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
nah, her waist to hip ratio is 1 and she has a lindsay lohan belly button. her face is cute, but i wouldn't trade my body for her's. jessica biel's on the other hand i'd take right away.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Todd, I'm getting a little concerned with your obsession with skinny, skinny women. Before we know it, you'll be posting pictures of lollipops with wigs and saying how hot they are.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
"good god, she's perfect."
Except for the tat on the small of her back. If she gets into being a stripper, she'll be all set. Where I live (CA), Alba is just average.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
kelly says, good god, she's perfect...to get that piece of food out from between my teeth. been there 3 days.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
"Where I live (CA), Alba is just average."
Bullshit.
Yes, CA has it's fair share of attractive (yet superficial) females. Most are artificially enhanced, but I digress.
But that statement is just retarded. There are 15,000,000 women in CA. Alba is in the top 99 percentile, and you know it.
By j-bird, on 1:47 PM
Never have seen what the fascination is with this chick. I see girls twice as hot as her every day walking down the street. She's just an average looking girl with lots of money.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
5-10 lbs would be perfect; it would coat her ribs and give her some tits.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
From the side, she looks curvy and feminine- although I would agree, five to ten pounds would help a lot towards the chest and ribs.. but from the front? What the hell happened to those sexy hips she had in Sin City? She is straight up and down. For me, that's just not attractive- she's hot, just not my style.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
she's pretty awesome right up until she starts talking. the beach is a good idea - you can stick her head underwater while you grind on her ass.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
"it would coat her ribs"
be careful, dude, you're one tiny step away from saying "it puts the lotion on its skin"
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
she's gotten way too bony. i'd still hit her pooper, but only because it would hurt more now.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
she has no tits and no hips
she's also annoying as all hell.
By metro, on 2:52 PM
Picky, picky, picky. Just think of assless Parasite Hilton, cellulite queen Britney, and scabby, freckled ass Blohan- and look again.
Let's face it, she's one of the best we got, and she looks damn good.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
Jessica Alba is "ok". She's short with little to no boobs and an ok ass. Im not jumping on the band wagon but I also think that seeing someone's ribs sticking out of their skin is not attractive. I think there are much prettier girls out there in the real world with a lot more personality.
By Lexie, on 3:56 PM
I'm not buying it either. She's average at best, probably a bit scary without makeup as well. :)
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
I don't believe that looking at naked pics of Ms. Alba would cause the cure of which you speak. Please send me those pictures so that I may test my hypothesis.
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
I don't believe the Celtics story. Please send me those naked pictures so that I may test it myself.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
yo blingy!
you need to wake up. it is not the 80s anymore. there's only two white guys on the celtics roster (one of whom is a starter). even the coach is black.
. . . and Red Auerbach is dead in case you missed it.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
All these idiots trying to find something about her to complain about. Face it, any real guy in the world would bang the fuck out of her (Unless your Gay!)...something most of you probably are.
I'm also sure if you do have a woman, she's no where near as hot! and there's no chance EVERrrrrrrrrr that you'll get anything close!
Deal with it!
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
Sometimes it happens guys. In order to have a completely flat tum, you have to be a bit under in the weight department. Gain a few to cover the ribs and it shows up as extra padding on the thighs.
Life is not fair. I think she has great natural boobs, and a nice size ass too considering how trim she is. She looks great to me!
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
my only complaint about alba... she's not giving me BJs
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
She's adorable. As long as she doesn't speak. As long as she just smiles, life is good. But when she opens her mouth you want to hold your head underwater.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
Hey... I can count her ribs....
This bitch needs to eat a sandwich. You want hot? Where Christina at?
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
If this chick wasn't famous no one would look at her twice. And she calls herself curvy? She's got no boobs and no ass what the fuck is she talking about?
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
she looks worse now that shes lost some of her curves.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
Wow, you guys are picky!
I can't say anything about her as a person, cause I haven't heard her talk or anything!
But speaking just of her body and face ... she makes it pretty darn close to being perfect!Sure there are better ones, there always are!!
But if she ain't pretty, then I think all us girls need to depress for a sec!
Btw, I ain't no fan of hers!!She seems stupid, anyway!
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
i hate to burst everyone's bubble here but the ribcage is a bit off-putting to me. it might be the way her body's turned to catch the nerfball but that just looks painful and she is on the verge of bobblehead, IMO.
i am an average girl in terms of weight--5'6" 127 lbs. and i just want to see some of these girls with a tiny bit more meat on them, honestly. they're all fucking hot as hell, ten pounds is not going to wreck their careers. at least, i hope it wouldn't.
By livvie, on 7:48 PM
"She" looks like a Thai boy with large nipples and a pelvic bone.
She's hot enough, but she's overrated.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
She's got a tight, healthy body. NO complaints from me.
Those are not her ribs you're seeing. It's her serratus muscles. Your serratus muscles are overtop of your ribcage. Everyone has them, yep. Do some cardio, tone up, and see for yourselves.
If you want to see truly emaciated people and ribcages check out some Holocaust photos.
There's an obvious difference between a toned, healthy stomach and starving to death....
By joejoe, on 10:36 PM
"If this chick wasn't famous no one would look at her twice."
Here, let me fix that for you:
If this chick wasn't famous no gay man or jealous female would rip on her looks.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 AM
Where is the HQ pic of the wide shot at the top of the post? :(
By Mike Romete, on 8:07 AM
JoeJoe, you are absolutely correct.
Jessica is what every woman should aspire to be. She is healthy and active. Anyone saying she is too skinny is just plain wrong. She is fit. So is Jessica Biel, it's just that Biel has more of a naturally curvy body. Alba has a more naturally thin bod.
I am soooo posting these pics on my fridge. Motivation to hit the gym.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
Pat Robertson said I'll have sex with Jessica Alba in 2007. He's never wrong!
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
By joejoe, on 10:36 PM
WTF are you talking about. those are ribs.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
a little note to those that say she has no tits... you need only to look at Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman or Julia Stiles to see what "no tits" really means... Alba is a world of difference from those women.
By Quackbastard, on 4:44 PM
ugh...she has a great ass tho...she looked a hundred times better with more weight on her, she's lost a lot of her curves, i heard this idiot wishes she were skinnier, obviously she's retarded, she looks great in these pics...
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
oh stop complaining, would you rather look at Beyonce's cellulite or Nicole Richies bones? Alba is perfect compared to those other fatties and skeletons, it's rare to see a fit girl here in America.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
i wish i could say otherwise, but she's hot. she makes me wanna starve myself.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
whoa, beyonce is far from a "fattie". very weird perceptions
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
um, she's not too skinny, wtf are you all talking about, she looks perfect.
x
By frootL00PS, on 12:56 AM
her ass, is meh. if you want a tight body with a GREAT ass, try keyra augustina, sorry jess, but you have NOTHING to that girl.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
the Only CHICk I would TURN lesbian fOr!!!
jessica biel got no shit on ALBA get real folks ... BIEL Looks like a freakin MAN wit them Over muscled shoulders
GET REAL...ALBA is the REAL DEAL ..
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
You guys are fucking retarded. I have a bigger ass and rack than her and I'm a skinny white chick. She doesn't have "curves", she has a pretty face but needs to eat some fucking food.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
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