Move 'em on, head 'em up, Head 'em up, move 'em out, Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide! Set 'em out, ride 'em in Ride 'em in, let 'em out, Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide!
She has D's, and that dress isn't really right to wear for her body type unless you use those transparent bra thingies to hold em up...seriously it looks pretty trashy....
"She's too young...doesn't have kids.." WTF do you know about it? At 12 I had 34 B's, at 13 I had DD's and believe me, I didn't need time or kids to start the work of gravity there.
Jessica is dumb, has no talent and should disappear off the earth. Nobody can argue with that.
But comments about where the tits should or shouldn't be are the only real bad side effect of modern pornography. Real tits are ridiculed.
Yeah give her a break, big boobs eventually sag! And dammit we don't have to wear bras all the time, sometimes the "girls" like some free time. But the dress isn't that flattering and it looks out of place next to John's uber casual outfit.
Her breasts aren't sagging, moron. That's the way large breasts normally look. You are just so accustomed to plastic, you don't know the normal teardrop shape of a real woman's breast.
The dress doesn't fit right, but there is not a damn thing wrong with her breasts.
I'm pretty sure John Mayer was the type to stay away from talentless trash like Jessie girl up there, until Papa Joe cut him a cheque for the photo-op, that is.
And word is he's just sticking around because she doesn't mind the dirty during the naughty.
wow a lot of hating on natural looking breasts is going on here lately. i think they look fine. maybe she just needs to wear a bra and a dress that fits properly.
I'm not a fan of hers, but large natural breat do look like that. It's normal. I know, because I'm the same way and I know a few other girls like that. Plastic may defy gravity but mamary glands don't.
You people are dumb. That's what big boobs look like. Jessica's boobs are NOT saggy. Yet. They're just big. Of course bigger boobs are going to naturally hang a little lower. If you have DDs, they're a shit ton heavier than As, with the same ligaments and stuff to hold them up. They're just heavier. So they're lower. But they're not saggy.
You girls need to stop saying "natural big breasts look like that". Big fake ones do too after several years. Plenty of chicks with big fake tits have a sag like that, too, they just don't go around showing it off.
The thing with large breasts is the woman MUST wear a bra 100% of the time. If not, the shear size will cause the breast to sag prematurely. She must holster those pupies.
They look like very nice, large, natural boobs to me. Big boobs tend to sag, even more so if the woman has nursed a baby or too. It happens, real men and secure women just deal with it. Her only fashion fault is that she didn't have more support.
Celebrity blogs and readers love to flay women who get bad boob jobs then turn around and go after women who haven't had boob jobs.
So which is better? Or is this another lose-lose situation for women with poor self esteem?
Yes--there are bras to wear with that. I'm a 32D and I never, ever, ever not wear a bra unless I am asleep or doing something else in bed. That being said, that is what happens to big boobies. And little ones too--they just don't hold as much mass or gravity, so not as much sinkage.
I'm truly bummed about John Mayer. I find him much less sexy now that he's hooking up with Jessica Simpson. So much about "not believing everything that you read" and being the "thinking woman's crush." But, I do give him kudos for donating money and time to the local fight against bringing in a Walgreen's to his hometown.
I've never been a big fan of John Mayer, but I don't mind some of his music. He's a decent guitar player and songwriter, so I gave him some credibility...yes, gave, past tense.
What the fuck is he thinking?? Billions of ladies on the planet and he opts for this talentless hack? geez louise.....
I'd be less surprised if I saw David Duke out for dinner with Maya Angelou.
Bigger breasts do sag. But Jessica's seem to have a little extra droopy-ness. Jessica's weight is all over the place. She seems to lose weight and then turn around and gain it back all the time. I think that may have something to do with the sagginess of her breasts.
Wow, you people are ridiculous, all these websites slamming her for having natural breats that any woman should be jealous of, her breasts look much better than fake tits that look like they are bolted on your chest!!!
Nobody is comparing her tits to stupid looking Pamela Anderson fake tits. We're comparing them to breasts that DON'T look like saggy grandma boobs in a dress like that.
I think that's seriously hot! I mean come on, what do you think seriously big ones are supposed to do? In fact, they're reasonably perky for their size.
1. John Mayer is a whiney, annoying dipshit, before JS, during and foever after. Boring music, fugly face and hair. 2. Jessica's dress is pure fug. 3. Jessica is a talentless skank, who should get the hell away from her creepy parents before they destory her life anymore. 4. Her boobs like fine. They look like normal, natural big boobs. She should probably be wearing a bra, but I wouldn't call them saggy grandma boobs by any stretch of the imagination. ~Willa Dodge~
She should take better care of herself and stop with the crash/starvation dieting. Those look deflated now. They weren't that bad a couple years ago when she had a little more weight on her.
She's wearing that dress during the winter. I know LA isn't freezing, but she should at least try too look a little less like an attention seeking whore. Just a thought.
Why is her hair down in pics 1 & 4? Looks like she's been in the back of the tour bus and now doing the walk of shame...she didn't have time to fix her dress before she was kicked out...
I don't like Jessica Simpson...most of the time I am embarrassed for her. BUT...I am a small girl w/ large REAL breasts...they actually look great...as long as I wear the right kind of shirts/bras. Also, large breasted women tend to look like they have a large stomache because the boobs pull the shirt out...real boobs are better anyway you look at it...small or fuller/lower. TEAR DROPS RULE BABY!
Why do people come here expecting you to say something nice, Todd? I would say your readers are morons, but then I would be insulting myself and I have D's and they sag and blah de effing blah blah blah.
So I've noticed this... The SECOND she divorces Nick Lachey she's trashy and has saggy breasts?
Listen, those are how breasts are supposed to look at her age. Especially when she's a DD. Get over it, you assholes. I've never been a fan of Jessica Simpson, but she's a hell of a lot better than a lot of other celebrities out there.
This site is all bashing celebrities, and while it's fun, that's not all it should be about. No one's praising them, and if there is any of that going on it's for girls who have nice asses (when they bend their backs). Todd, find some new material. This is not celebrity news.
Jesus ... some men are so fucking deluded. They want perfect tits yet they mock the fake ones. I know it is hard to face reality when all you have for a comparative basis is your action figures.
Listen ... I want every man to have a rock-hard 10 inch cock. How many can really meet that criteria? Exactly.
Can't wait to see some of you fucktards on the beach with your 'shrinkage' so I can mock you good and proper.
Todd -- you're my new addiction. I've turned my 21 y.o. daughter on to you guys. She likes Jenny, but you're just a tad funnier. Thx for being born, and doing what you do. Laughing rules. Jennifer
I was going to complain, because its only natural for large chests to look that way. Nothing abnormal about it. But thankfully the majority of the comments left are by people who understand what a REAL Boob looks like, and I'm refering to her chest, not her.
Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy that some people here (ahem Tood) are comparing Chestica's boobs to grammy's mammies? And that some people have been looking at their grammy's mammies and thinking "Huh, they're still kinda hot"???
WE KNOW that's what natural breasts look like. The point is that's a really unflattering and skanky dress for anyone with heavy, large breasts to wear out in public.
She doesn't need surgery, she needs better or some support. There are somethings large chested girls just shouldn't wear and you always need some kind of support. She's not sagging pics of her in her bikini. . . this was just a dumb dress choice and btw it's as ugly as sin.
Hold on folks: I know it's the popular hobby at this site to bash the living crap out of this gal but I think this "bit" crosses the line: Whatever you want to say about her singing and acting: Amen. But you start bashing that body and we've got a problem: I've had the good fortune to enjoy the luscious ripeness of a girlfriend's NATURAL "D" cups and it doesn't get any better than that... I'd be willing to bet that Salma (Who Todd professes to LOVE...) can be shot at certain angles that would produce the same effect. So basically Todd is using this small sampling of shots to generate a laugh -- much like the producers of American Idol who usher in the next victim to be served up to the judges -- and that's cool - as far as it goes, but as for there being something inherently wrong or out of sorts with Jessica's body...? Sorry...not buying into that. Plus: Her choice of boyfriends is far worse than any other body issue this one might be having in Todd's opinion.
I'd take a girl with perky B cups over a girl with D cups any day. I love my wife's perky Bs and they've stayed that way even after having 2 kids. Her breasts would look much better in that dress. Large, heavy, floppy breasts are HIGHLY overrated.
Uh dude, large breasts don't levitate in the air, they are heavy, trust me, i've got big ones myself. they aren't sagging, they are lying on her chest because she doesn't have a bra supporting them. that's how gravity works.
To suggest that a young woman should get breast implants is offensisve and will make young girls who may be questioning their own body image feel worse. Your embarrasing. Shame on you.
I agree they're your average big boobs, mabee a tad saggier because of weight fluctuation but that's just not a flattering way to look at them. She should have chosen a better dress. You don't show the side of your breasts unless they're small and perky because it just doesn't look cute otherwise.
FYI, her breasts are not real. They were until she lost weight on Atkins, had a lift and then got implants. Now she's sagging because she can't control her weight.
If youre as wealthy as jessica simpson, then you should be getting maintenance procedures like chemical lifts.
By the way, I'm a bit confused : Why would anyone have respect for John Mayer in the first place? Regardless of who he's banged, his vagina begging songs are as far as i've heard awful.
now tht is just sickening & not it the phrase way , the actual nausiating way - that some one would be ripped on because they are natural!, they don't sag,that my friends is a natural booby for those of you that do not know or forgot!! the way GOD intended , not superficial jerks or insecure nitwits who actually care what black judgamental souls think! & sorry if i didn't spell judgamental right,(brainfart)
I think that particular dress is pushing them down, making them appear saggy, because let's face it, she's already had her tits lifted. Go back to some OLD photos and have a look.
Aside from that, all big breasts are heading for the same fate. Scarlett J is facing this in a few years (she's 21 but they'll start sagging soon), Jennifer Love Hewitt's are already down to her elbows.
Kinda glad that I'm not huge like them. While it might be nice in your early 20s, after that, it's all downhill. Literally. These girls need to realise the days of going out braless are gone.
"To suggest that a young woman should get breast implants is offensisve and will make young girls who may be questioning their own body image feel worse. Your embarrasing. Shame on you."
The side sag is just NOT a very attractive look on anyone. There are attractive angles and views of your body you might wish to display and then there are other areas and views that are not so attractive.
Note to Jessica- avoid braless side views of her sagging breasts.
Note to Beyonce-avoid showing us your deodorant smeared sweaty arms pits (Please).
I have a friend whose wife has ENORMOUS real breasts. They were on the rocks, and she was lonely, and one thing led to another.....wow, that was a good time.
Anyhow, this sort of thing is bound to happen to women with large breasts.
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looks like your average big tit. Gravity baby.
By chuggdog, on 10:22 AM
someone needs to let Jess know about this invention called the BRA.
That is WAY too much side-boob....ick.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide!
By Vigilante, on 10:25 AM
my god her boobs are real! when a woman has big breasts that are REAL they arent going to be staring at you like pam andersons!
By Stephanie, on 10:28 AM
She's too young to have National Geographic tits. The fugly ho hasn't even had kids.
John Mayer is a douche for hooking up with her. I've lost respect for him.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
She has D's, and that dress isn't really right to wear for her body type unless you use those transparent bra thingies to hold em up...seriously it looks pretty trashy....
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
"She's too young...doesn't have kids.." WTF do you know about it? At 12 I had 34 B's, at 13 I had DD's and believe me, I didn't need time or kids to start the work of gravity there.
Jessica is dumb, has no talent and should disappear off the earth. Nobody can argue with that.
But comments about where the tits should or shouldn't be are the only real bad side effect of modern pornography. Real tits are ridiculed.
By She who has huge knockers, on 10:37 AM
Yeah give her a break, big boobs eventually sag! And dammit we don't have to wear bras all the time, sometimes the "girls" like some free time. But the dress isn't that flattering and it looks out of place next to John's uber casual outfit.
By Exangel, on 10:37 AM
Whatever they look like, I'm sure they've been spending an awful lot of time in John Mayer's mouth lately.
Yeah, John Mayer is losing credibility and respect...quickly.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
John Mayer was a douche to begin with...
But yeah, nothing worse than saggy titties on a woman at that age. One of my ex-girlfriends had a pair like that... no fun at all, trust me.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
Not attractive or flattering at all. Very bad choice of dress for large, sagging breasts.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
She always dresses like a goddamn retard. Retards actually dress themselves better.
And John Mayer just lost a fan. I thought he was the type of person to stay away from talentless trash like Jessica Simpson.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Her breasts aren't sagging, moron. That's the way large breasts normally look. You are just so accustomed to plastic, you don't know the normal teardrop shape of a real woman's breast.
The dress doesn't fit right, but there is not a damn thing wrong with her breasts.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
I'm pretty sure John Mayer was the type to stay away from talentless trash like Jessie girl up there, until Papa Joe cut him a cheque for the photo-op, that is.
And word is he's just sticking around because she doesn't mind the dirty during the naughty.
Supposedly.
By Vigilante, on 10:53 AM
wow a lot of hating on natural looking breasts is going on here lately. i think they look fine. maybe she just needs to wear a bra and a dress that fits properly.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
She's trash and she looks like a slut in that dress.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
I'm not a fan of hers, but large natural breat do look like that. It's normal. I know, because I'm the same way and I know a few other girls like that. Plastic may defy gravity but mamary glands don't.
By sc, on 10:58 AM
You people are dumb. That's what big boobs look like. Jessica's boobs are NOT saggy. Yet. They're just big. Of course bigger boobs are going to naturally hang a little lower. If you have DDs, they're a shit ton heavier than As, with the same ligaments and stuff to hold them up. They're just heavier. So they're lower. But they're not saggy.
By hyacinths and biscuits, on 10:58 AM
Her breasts look fine. Just ask Papa Joe--he raves about them.
By UserZed, on 10:59 AM
This is about Jessica Simpson, not about you other chicks with big tits.
Stop taking it so personally. There's no reason to unless you'd wear a dress like that out in public. Then you're just big tittied skanks.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
Do some of these people take a good look at them selfs before they go out?
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
You girls need to stop saying "natural big breasts look like that". Big fake ones do too after several years. Plenty of chicks with big fake tits have a sag like that, too, they just don't go around showing it off.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
The thing with large breasts is the woman MUST wear a bra 100% of the time. If not, the shear size will cause the breast to sag prematurely. She must holster those pupies.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
They look like very nice, large, natural boobs to me. Big boobs tend to sag, even more so if the woman has nursed a baby or too. It happens, real men and secure women just deal with it. Her only fashion fault is that she didn't have more support.
Celebrity blogs and readers love to flay women who get bad boob jobs then turn around and go after women who haven't had boob jobs.
So which is better? Or is this another lose-lose situation for women with poor self esteem?
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
"So which is better? Or is this another lose-lose situation for women with poor self esteem?"
I prefer super hot women with low self esteem. It's simple to get them naked, and go "around the world".
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Yes--there are bras to wear with that. I'm a 32D and I never, ever, ever not wear a bra unless I am asleep or doing something else in bed. That being said, that is what happens to big boobies. And little ones too--they just don't hold as much mass or gravity, so not as much sinkage.
I'm truly bummed about John Mayer. I find him much less sexy now that he's hooking up with Jessica Simpson. So much about "not believing everything that you read" and being the "thinking woman's crush." But, I do give him kudos for donating money and time to the local fight against bringing in a Walgreen's to his hometown.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
I've never been a big fan of John Mayer, but I don't mind some of his music.
He's a decent guitar player and songwriter, so I gave him some credibility...yes, gave, past tense.
What the fuck is he thinking?? Billions of ladies on the planet and he opts for this talentless hack? geez louise.....
I'd be less surprised if I saw David Duke out for dinner with Maya Angelou.
By joejoe, on 11:24 AM
Bigger breasts do sag. But Jessica's seem to have a little extra droopy-ness. Jessica's weight is all over the place. She seems to lose weight and then turn around and gain it back all the time. I think that may have something to do with the sagginess of her breasts.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Normally, I love everything said on here, but it kinda annoys me when people think big and real tits should stick straight out.
Sure, she should be wearing a bra or at least wear something that covers them better, but they look perfectly normal and I for one love it.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Remember Joe & the Volcano anyone? Jessica's next movie should be "Jess & the Spearthrowers".
My granny has better looking boobs - because she ALWAYS wears a bra!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
Wow, you people are ridiculous, all these websites slamming her for having natural breats that any woman should be jealous of, her breasts look much better than fake tits that look like they are bolted on your chest!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Got milk?
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Nobody is comparing her tits to stupid looking Pamela Anderson fake tits. We're comparing them to breasts that DON'T look like saggy grandma boobs in a dress like that.
She wore that dress so she asked for it.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
She shouldn't wear something like that, but it still looks better than fake, sticking straight up and out, plastic boobs.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
I think that's seriously hot! I mean come on, what do you think seriously big ones are supposed to do? In fact, they're reasonably perky for their size.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
1. John Mayer is a whiney, annoying dipshit, before JS, during and foever after. Boring music, fugly face and hair.
2. Jessica's dress is pure fug.
3. Jessica is a talentless skank, who should get the hell away from her creepy parents before they destory her life anymore.
4. Her boobs like fine. They look like normal, natural big boobs. She should probably be wearing a bra, but I wouldn't call them saggy grandma boobs by any stretch of the imagination.
~Willa Dodge~
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
She should take better care of herself and stop with the crash/starvation dieting. Those look deflated now. They weren't that bad a couple years ago when she had a little more weight on her.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
Terrible dress for her breasts. The girl has always had a horrible sense of style.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
John Mayer, what a dick. What a disappointment that he's dating that no talent tranny.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
She's wearing that dress during the winter. I know LA isn't freezing, but she should at least try too look a little less like an attention seeking whore. Just a thought.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
Meh. I'll take those over Mena's fire-hydrant tits any day.
By j-bird, on 12:11 PM
i don't think it's a very flattering picture, but saggy? how much higher should they be? that's a little extreme.
By i ate a smurf, on 12:16 PM
Why is her hair down in pics 1 & 4? Looks like she's been in the back of the tour bus and now doing the walk of shame...she didn't have time to fix her dress before she was kicked out...
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
I don't like Jessica Simpson...most of the time I am embarrassed for her. BUT...I am a small girl w/ large REAL breasts...they actually look great...as long as I wear the right kind of shirts/bras. Also, large breasted women tend to look like they have a large stomache because the boobs pull the shirt out...real boobs are better anyway you look at it...small or fuller/lower.
TEAR DROPS RULE BABY!
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Why do people come here expecting you to say something nice, Todd? I would say your readers are morons, but then I would be insulting myself and I have D's and they sag and blah de effing blah blah blah.
By BV, on 12:53 PM
No, John, noooo!
I'm supposed to go see you in February, and you're bringing this moron along for the ride!
Worst union in celebrity history.
By me, on 1:11 PM
I can't stand her but they actually look fine. Better than Plastic Posh, that's for damn sure.
By Hyperbole, on 1:17 PM
So I've noticed this...
The SECOND she divorces Nick Lachey she's trashy and has saggy breasts?
Listen, those are how breasts are supposed to look at her age. Especially when she's a DD. Get over it, you assholes.
I've never been a fan of Jessica Simpson, but she's a hell of a lot better than a lot of other celebrities out there.
This site is all bashing celebrities, and while it's fun, that's not all it should be about. No one's praising them, and if there is any of that going on it's for girls who have nice asses (when they bend their backs).
Todd, find some new material. This is not celebrity news.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
Jesus ... some men are so fucking deluded. They want perfect tits yet they mock the fake ones. I know it is hard to face reality when all you have for a comparative basis is your action figures.
Listen ... I want every man to have a rock-hard 10 inch cock. How many can really meet that criteria? Exactly.
Can't wait to see some of you fucktards on the beach with your 'shrinkage' so I can mock you good and proper.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
Todd -- you're my new addiction. I've turned my 21 y.o. daughter on to you guys. She likes Jenny, but you're just a tad funnier.
Thx for being born, and doing what you do. Laughing rules.
Jennifer
By Jennifer, on 1:41 PM
i can't believe you've forced me to take jessica simpson's side on this one. i don't think i can forgive you for that.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
Um, that's what boobs do, get over it.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I was going to complain, because its only natural for large chests to look that way. Nothing abnormal about it. But thankfully the majority of the comments left are by people who understand what a REAL Boob looks like, and I'm refering to her chest, not her.
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy that some people here (ahem Tood) are comparing Chestica's boobs to grammy's mammies? And that some people have been looking at their grammy's mammies and thinking "Huh, they're still kinda hot"???
You people are SICK.
And I love it.
By Vigilante, on 2:09 PM
WE KNOW that's what natural breasts look like. The point is that's a really unflattering and skanky dress for anyone with heavy, large breasts to wear out in public.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
She doesn't need surgery, she needs better or some support. There are somethings large chested girls just shouldn't wear and you always need some kind of support. She's not sagging pics of her in her bikini. . . this was just a dumb dress choice and btw it's as ugly as sin.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
Jessica Simpson already had one breast lift. It's almost time for another.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
I'd love to cup even one of those breasts in my hand. Awesome.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Hold on folks: I know it's the popular hobby at this site to bash the living crap out of this gal but I think this "bit" crosses the line: Whatever you want to say about her singing and acting: Amen. But you start bashing that body and we've got a problem: I've had the good fortune to enjoy the luscious ripeness of a girlfriend's NATURAL "D" cups and it doesn't get any better than that... I'd be willing to bet that Salma (Who Todd professes to LOVE...) can be shot at certain angles that would produce the same effect. So basically Todd is using this small sampling of shots to generate a laugh -- much like the producers of American Idol who usher in the next victim to be served up to the judges -- and that's cool - as far as it goes, but as for there being something inherently wrong or out of sorts with Jessica's body...? Sorry...not buying into that. Plus: Her choice of boyfriends is far worse than any other body issue this one might be having in Todd's opinion.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
I'd take a girl with perky B cups over a girl with D cups any day. I love my wife's perky Bs and they've stayed that way even after having 2 kids. Her breasts would look much better in that dress. Large, heavy, floppy breasts are HIGHLY overrated.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
I love my saggy Ds. So do the men I date.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
"basket on her head..."
Thanks for the most funny today.
jeff
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
Uh dude, large breasts don't levitate in the air, they are heavy, trust me, i've got big ones myself. they aren't sagging, they are lying on her chest because she doesn't have a bra supporting them. that's how gravity works.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
To suggest that a young woman should get breast implants is offensisve and will make young girls who may be questioning their own body image feel worse. Your embarrasing. Shame on you.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
"And word is he's just sticking around because she doesn't mind the dirty during the naughty"
Vigilante- sorry but what does that mean?
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
I agree they're your average big boobs, mabee a tad saggier because of weight fluctuation but that's just not a flattering way to look at them. She should have chosen a better dress. You don't show the side of your breasts unless they're small and perky because it just doesn't look cute otherwise.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
FYI, her breasts are not real. They were until she lost weight on Atkins, had a lift and then got implants. Now she's sagging because she can't control her weight.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
If youre as wealthy as jessica simpson, then you should be getting maintenance procedures like chemical lifts.
By the way, I'm a bit confused : Why would anyone have respect for John Mayer in the first place? Regardless of who he's banged, his vagina begging songs are as far as i've heard awful.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Yeah, that's how women with large breasts look-- they are not perky without a bra!
By AManfred, on 6:33 PM
Apparently he likes to shower his ladies in gold. And not gold of the metallic kind.
Apparently.
By Vigilante, on 6:55 PM
Todd, I have to question if you've ever seen a titty in your life. You guys are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit to post.
By Slick Rick, on 7:07 PM
sagging? bollocks! I havent seen her looking so hot in a long time.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
thats dick, not everyone has perfect boobs. What is wrong with everyone??!?
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
My boobs are similar to hers, and I'm only 18! And I happen to like my boobs, thank you.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
John is being paid to be with her.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
I'd put a pencil under there. And by pencil, I mean my dick, which is nothing like a pencil...
By CK1, on 9:03 PM
I'd still give her one for free
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
She's 26 years old. Don't breasts usually start sagging at that age naturally anyway? Especially, if they are big?
By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM
that asshole does not know how to suck her big tits she sure picks morons for sex, her tits look nice and big not sagging
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
now tht is just sickening & not it the phrase way , the actual nausiating way - that some one would be ripped on because they are natural!, they don't sag,that my friends is a natural booby for those of you that do not know or forgot!! the way GOD intended , not superficial jerks or insecure nitwits who actually care what black judgamental souls think!
& sorry if i didn't spell judgamental right,(brainfart)
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
I think that particular dress is pushing them down, making them appear saggy, because let's face it, she's already had her tits lifted. Go back to some OLD photos and have a look.
Aside from that, all big breasts are heading for the same fate. Scarlett J is facing this in a few years (she's 21 but they'll start sagging soon), Jennifer Love Hewitt's are already down to her elbows.
Kinda glad that I'm not huge like them. While it might be nice in your early 20s, after that, it's all downhill. Literally. These girls need to realise the days of going out braless are gone.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 AM
"To suggest that a young woman should get breast implants is offensisve and will make young girls who may be questioning their own body image feel worse. Your embarrasing. Shame on you."
And your spelling is an embarrassment to me.
By Anonymous, on 3:50 AM
Some people have been looking at fake tits too long. Jessica has natural large boobies. She looks really pretty in the pick.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
I bet John wasnt complaining about the dress. Just unhook and they are right there.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
"My Daddy says I have the best boobies in the county!"
By Chilly, on 2:40 PM
The side sag is just NOT a very attractive look on anyone. There are attractive angles and views of your body you might wish to display and then there are other areas and views that are not so attractive.
Note to Jessica- avoid braless side views of her sagging breasts.
Note to Beyonce-avoid showing us your deodorant smeared sweaty arms pits (Please).
By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM
I have a friend whose wife has ENORMOUS real breasts. They were on the rocks, and she was lonely, and one thing led to another.....wow, that was a good time.
Anyhow, this sort of thing is bound to happen to women with large breasts.
Total non-sequitur, I know
By BigDaddy, on 11:40 AM
ya know, girls with tigolebiddies oughta strap the girls up so they don't sag!
'course, papa joe prolly likes 'em that way...
By themexcellentone, on 11:12 PM
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