Ugg boots have been out of style ever since people who don't surf started wearing them, and she needs to take that Bob Marley shirt off because you know that stupid bitch doesn't listen to his music.
I commented on my office managers shirt the other day. It was a vintage The Cars shirt from their Heartbeat City Album. She had no clue who The Cars were, she just liked the shirt.
Guaranteed, Chesstica has no fucking clue as well....
If he's bored with her he must just be a boring person. Two people do not have to be alike to be compatible. I hate to break it down to all of the haters out there but she obviously has more going for her than anybody sitting at a computer hating on her. She is beautiful, rich and she knows how to use what she has been given. I have always heard that it is better to be the one that is talked about than the one doing the talking. Think about that.She's obviously not thinking about you!
She's looking a little sloppy in the clothes but better in the face- less if that fucking stage make up. More natural. Less harsh. Too much make up is harsh and makes ya look older anyway. She looks better than she has before.
By Spackle is for home improvement projects, on 9:01 PM
Anyone else (besides me) think less of John Mayer now?
8:30 pm We are the world. We are the children. We are her audience. Without us, she would not have a career, a bank account, and the media's attention.
Granted she is 'out there' doing her own thing. Fine. But for the few moments we grab to tap out a few comments on a celebrity blog between living our own busy lives- we have each other, and a moment to exchange our views on the world, including hers.
Unlike Jessica Simpson who is a reality show celebrity. John Mayer has immense talent as a composer, guitarist, and performer.
He often seems goofy as hell but I won't take anything from him as a musican. Although I don't like everything he does, I really appreicate a lot of his music. He's fantastic. All Jessica has are big boobs.
did any one think MORE of John Mayer before this? you pussies can have his brand of girlfriend rock. his choice in women sure isn't doing him any favors in the rock and roll cred department. what a douche.
JS, you live in fucking California --LOSE the Uggs ferChriiissake! John Mayer doesn't impress me. He always looks like he's had Nyquil for supper and is trying to stay awake. He doesn't give a rat's ass about JS. Come to think of it, neither does most of North America...
Hint for Jessica and all other ladies out there: If you've got a dopey grin on your face while he looks like he'd rather be declogging the drain than be with you, then you know...it just isn't meant to be.
Also: wipe the dopey grin off your face regardless. It makes you look needy and stupid.
Anon 9:44--I totally agree. Listening to that song (Bold as Love) my panties practically come off and walk across the room. Even despite the faces...or maybe they are it...
I have to say I don't get it, and I don't have anything against Jessica Simpson per se. He's not a "hot" guy, he's just cute that doesn't seem like a total a-hole, has that goofy personality and a lot of talent. And presumably he comes from a good family from a good town that is filled with wealth but he still seems to be grounded. Then he shacks up with someone who has made a career out of looking like a complete idiot (whether she is or not) and flaunting her tits and ass everywhere for $. I actually think that is pretty cool on its own to some extent, just not the type of person I would picture him fraternizing with.
I can just see her in the front row of his show mouthing the wrong lyrics to his songs. Just PLEASE don't do a duet.
She looks cute but I agree, the Uggs even look over done in Denver. As for John's taste in women, he has always been a big busted celebrity gal fanboy. He was with Jennifer Hewitt for a few years so this seems to be his M.O.
She knows Marley folks. Everyone does. Its reggae people dont know. Ask ten people on the street if they like reggae and ask them who Bob was. 3/4 will know who he is. Now ask them to name you another reggae artist and you will get a long pause. The ONLY reggae most people know is Marley whose image has been constantly marketed since his death,.
Why does Johnny always fall asleep when daddy gives him a drink? I'm starting to think he can't hold his moonshine. At least he doesn't stare at my boobies like dad does. That makes me feel all squiggy.
not me. his music sucks. his cover of "bold as love" sucks too. he's a little pussy. he needs to get a tan, stop singing like that, and... ok i'll stop, really the only hope for him is suicide.
7:44, Desmond Dekker 'n the Aces. Bigger than Marley, mon.
I'm still thinking this Mayer thing is just a photo-op. He must have some kind of album coming out soon or something. Seriously, there's no other reason for it.
Obviously John never watched Newlyweds to see what a spoiled little brat she is. Quick! Someone send him the DVD so that he can see what he's getting himself into!
It makes PERFECT sense that these two are together. Everyone knows that Jessica is the biggest fag hag there is! The only problem is that John Mayer obviously the type of fag who appreciates a good hag! He's probably one of those breeds of gay men who has no use for women. You all keep saying poor John...POOR JESSICA! No wonder she's bored...what the hell is she supposed to talk to him about?
I don't know what's worse - the Marley t-shirt or those Army t-shirts when she would make the little gang signs and try to look "street." Personally, I just wish she'd give up the fake hair. That's just creepy to all long-haired women all over the world.
I can only imagine the passionate nights they spend together: he gets high on oxy contin while she pops his back acne and complains about Ashlee.
a lot of men do this get together with jessica's clones for the sex having nothing in common...time spending conduct and life's too short..then they end up alone and old hating women or as someone said thinking low of them. all true sexists..if they by any chance become dads they either grow another jessica clone or the complete opposite of her. ew
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By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
Gee, do ya think John is hanging out with her for her stimulating and riveting conversational skills?
.........I think not.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
Ugg boots have been out of style ever since people who don't surf started wearing them, and she needs to take that Bob Marley shirt off because you know that stupid bitch doesn't listen to his music.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM
If he's smart he TF'n til she is sore.
==========D ( o )( o )
Then DTB
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
John, I love you dearly and one of the reasons is because of your intelligence and wit.
Just by being within 2 metres of Jessica, I fear you will lose both your credibility.. and about 50 IQ points.
Jessica says "ohmegawd, John,he's like.completely hot. Who's Bob Marley! Oh wow, I just liked the shirt, it's like so cool.."
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
(o)(o) I just wanted to try too, but mine look like they are getting squeezed together!-lol!
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
Can you imagine a game of Trivial Pursuit between Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears?
Britney might edge Jess out if it happened to be the "Trailer Trash Trivia" edition.
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
Bob Marley my ass!! She would no sooner know who Bob Marley was then the face on the U.S. dollar bill!
She probably just picked up that shirt in some over-priced retro shop in Beverly Hills because she thought they were people who "Save the Whales".
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
I commented on my office managers shirt the other day. It was a vintage The Cars shirt from their Heartbeat City Album. She had no clue who The Cars were, she just liked the shirt.
Guaranteed, Chesstica has no fucking clue as well....
By chuggdog, on 8:18 PM
If he's bored with her he must just be a boring person. Two people do not have to be alike to be compatible. I hate to break it down to all of the haters out there but she obviously has more going for her than anybody sitting at a computer hating on her. She is beautiful, rich and she knows how to use what she has been given. I have always heard that it is better to be the one that is talked about than the one doing the talking. Think about that.She's obviously not thinking about you!
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
She's looking a little sloppy in the clothes but better in the face- less if that fucking stage make up. More natural. Less harsh. Too much make up is harsh and makes ya look older anyway.
She looks better than she has before.
By Spackle is for home improvement projects, on 9:01 PM
Anyone else (besides me) think less of John Mayer now?
By Piquebu, on 9:06 PM
i want to think less of john mayer, then i see these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a81NgSvRAh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENd1DxPxrt4
By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM
8:30 pm
We are the world. We are the children. We are her audience. Without us, she would not have a career, a bank account, and the media's attention.
Granted she is 'out there' doing her own thing. Fine. But for the few moments we grab to tap out a few comments on a celebrity blog between living our own busy lives- we have each other, and a moment to exchange our views on the world, including hers.
Peace out.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM
Awww, Anon 8:30...That's really cute. The only J. Simpson fan left defending her idiot idol.
LOL @ the banner picture.
Look at his facial expression. Todd's right, he's clearly drugged.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
Unlike Jessica Simpson who is a reality show celebrity. John Mayer has immense talent as a composer, guitarist, and performer.
He often seems goofy as hell but I won't take anything from him as a musican. Although I don't like everything he does, I really appreicate a lot of his music. He's fantastic. All Jessica has are big boobs.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM
he's been looking about as thrilled as justin did with cameron LOL
By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
@ anon 8:30: OMG, Jessica Simpson's not thinking about me. I feel so empty and worthless. Boo hoo hoo!
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
did any one think MORE of John Mayer before this? you pussies can have his brand of girlfriend rock. his choice in women sure isn't doing him any favors in the rock and roll cred department. what a douche.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
Yes, he can a bit too fey, but hey- he's still sporting one more gonad than James Blunt (musically speaking of course ^.^)
Ok~ bring on the hate from the James Blunt fans.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
Fugs n Jugs really just need to disappear forever
By Bitchaholics Anonymous, on 11:56 PM
JS, you live in fucking California --LOSE the Uggs ferChriiissake! John Mayer doesn't impress me. He always looks like he's had Nyquil for supper and is trying to stay awake. He doesn't give a rat's ass about JS. Come to think of it, neither does most of North America...
By Anonymous, on 12:18 AM
Hint for Jessica and all other ladies out there: If you've got a dopey grin on your face while he looks like he'd rather be declogging the drain than be with you, then you know...it just isn't meant to be.
Also: wipe the dopey grin off your face regardless. It makes you look needy and stupid.
Thank you.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 AM
Jessica's hair looks like it is beginning to dread!! Is that why she is wearing a Bob Marley shirt???
By Airy Fairie, on 3:09 AM
Anon 9:44--I totally agree. Listening to that song (Bold as Love) my panties practically come off and walk across the room. Even despite the faces...or maybe they are it...
I have to say I don't get it, and I don't have anything against Jessica Simpson per se. He's not a "hot" guy, he's just cute that doesn't seem like a total a-hole, has that goofy personality and a lot of talent. And presumably he comes from a good family from a good town that is filled with wealth but he still seems to be grounded. Then he shacks up with someone who has made a career out of looking like a complete idiot (whether she is or not) and flaunting her tits and ass everywhere for $. I actually think that is pretty cool on its own to some extent, just not the type of person I would picture him fraternizing with.
I can just see her in the front row of his show mouthing the wrong lyrics to his songs. Just PLEASE don't do a duet.
By Anonymous, on 4:36 AM
She would lose valuable press space without this so called relationship.
By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM
She looks cute but I agree, the Uggs even look over done in Denver. As for John's taste in women, he has always been a big busted celebrity gal fanboy. He was with Jennifer Hewitt for a few years so this seems to be his M.O.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
She knows Marley folks.
Everyone does.
Its reggae people dont know.
Ask ten people on the street if they like reggae and ask them who Bob was.
3/4 will know who he is.
Now ask them to name you another reggae artist and you will get a long pause.
The ONLY reggae most people know is Marley whose image has been constantly marketed since his death,.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
Dear Diary,
Why does Johnny always fall asleep when daddy gives him a drink? I'm starting to think he can't hold his moonshine. At least he doesn't stare at my boobies like dad does. That makes me feel all squiggy.
Kuddles,
Jessie.
By CK1, on 8:27 AM
did any one think MORE of John Mayer before this?
not me. his music sucks. his cover of "bold as love" sucks too. he's a little pussy. he needs to get a tan, stop singing like that, and... ok i'll stop, really the only hope for him is suicide.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
7:44, Desmond Dekker 'n the Aces. Bigger than Marley, mon.
I'm still thinking this Mayer thing is just a photo-op. He must have some kind of album coming out soon or something. Seriously, there's no other reason for it.
By Vigilante, on 9:41 AM
Vigilante...I believe his tour started 1/25. Go figure.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Ha! I knew it. Thanks for confirming my suspicions, 10:26!
By Vigilante, on 10:29 AM
Obviously John never watched Newlyweds to see what a spoiled little brat she is. Quick! Someone send him the DVD so that he can see what he's getting himself into!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
"(o)(o) I just wanted to try too, but mine look like they are getting squeezed together!-lol!"
Perfect. When they are squeezed together, it feels better.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
It makes PERFECT sense that these two are together. Everyone knows that Jessica is the biggest fag hag there is! The only problem is that John Mayer obviously the type of fag who appreciates a good hag! He's probably one of those breeds of gay men who has no use for women. You all keep saying poor John...POOR JESSICA! No wonder she's bored...what the hell is she supposed to talk to him about?
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
What are they supposed to talk about?
I dunno. How about how to tuck it in and back without tearing something?
No, wait, that sounds more like a Diaz/Leto discussion.
By Vigilante, on 12:26 PM
I don't know what's worse - the Marley t-shirt or those Army t-shirts when she would make the little gang signs and try to look "street." Personally, I just wish she'd give up the fake hair. That's just creepy to all long-haired women all over the world.
I can only imagine the passionate nights they spend together: he gets high on oxy contin while she pops his back acne and complains about Ashlee.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
God, she's so ugly. That big hump nose and man's face. So sick of her.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
she's grinning like a loon, and he's trying to stay out of the shots. shocker.
By Anonymous, on 5:24 AM
John is having some awesome sex. Bored? prolly not
By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM
a lot of men do this
get together with jessica's clones for the sex having nothing in common...time spending conduct and life's too short..then they end up alone and old hating women or as someone said thinking low of them. all true sexists..if they by any chance become dads they either grow another jessica clone or the complete opposite of her. ew
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
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