Katie Holmes is Modest

45 Comments:

  • Hee hee are those "Spanx"?

    By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

  • Yawn...probably a body shaper.
    She does look a lot better without the crazy midget.

    By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

  • yeah those are Spanx. so what, she looks fine, especially without Tom. if she wasn't wearing spanx, things might look scary. Panty lines wouldn't have worked with that dress, so she had to do something. at least she didn't go commando like britney...*shudders*. that woulda been gross.

    By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

  • this story is a reach, those are not boxer briefs.

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

  • Those are not boxer briefs. She is wearing a "girdle".

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • "boxer briefs" is intended to be a mean joke. Are you people new here?

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

  • yeah i was gonna say, those definitely are not boxers...she probably wore it because of how much extra weight she gained in her pregnancy, and she isn't as firm as she once was...

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

  • The "boxers" line was a JOKE. God, people are dim.

    By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

  • I applaud the use of the body shaper. I always wear one w/dressy dresses; keeps your tummy flat. But if it's a $cieno chastity belt, then I can't get down w/that.

    By dreadpiratecuervo, on 1:58 PM  

  • Spanx rule--wearing them now!

    By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM  

  • sacrificing a baby koala. LOL!

    Spanx TOTALLY rule and I love that she gets to wear high heels when Tommy isn't around. He's such a douche.

    By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM  

  • God, she looks totally vacant.

    By Vigilante, on 2:11 PM  

  • She looks like she's aged about 20 years in the last 2.

    By Ben, on 2:13 PM  

  • Boxer briefs???? Those are either control top pantyhose or Spanx.

    I agree that this is the best she's looked in a long time. I almost want to believe that these are pics from years ago.

    By Piquebu, on 3:27 PM  

  • I may be wrong, but I think what you're seeing is elastic at the top of thigh-high stockings.

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

  • ^ Boxer briefs was a fucking joke. How may more people are going to comment before they read the thread first. Get a sense of humor.

    She doesn't look "good". She looks like the same boring Katie Holmes in an expensive dress.

    By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

  • Those aren't stockings.

    Look at her toes.

    They're tummy and thigh shaping underwear. Spanx.

    By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM  

  • Those aren't boxer briefs.

    I had to write it!

    That's terrible...I'm sorry

    By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM  

  • They look like they are causing an 'owie' at the thigh. I used to wear thigh high hosery all the time and they were either too loose, or too tight.

    The red welts on her thighs are really gonna hurt for a while. It kind of looks like she was hiking her dress up to show them off, like "Look, I actually wear undergarments."

    By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM  

  • As long as she keeps those hammertoes covered up with size 12 shoes.

    Ugliest.Feet.Ever

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • those aren't boxer briefs -- they are SPANKS. i am so thrilled that the rick and famous wear the same undies that I do!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM  

  • It's a GIRDLE.

    By ACS, on 3:57 PM  

  • Stupid brainwashed girl. Never cared about her and care even less about her now.

    By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM  

  • Can this many people be so wittless, and devoid of a sense of humor as to actually believe he meant "boxer briefs"???


    If so, "Hey, I've got some swamp land in Louisianna I'd like to sell you..."

    By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM  

  • I can't believe SO many people are saying "Hey wait a minute, THOSE AREN'T BOXER BRIEFS!!!"

    LMFAO...........

    By jenner, on 5:00 PM  

  • She's being molded into another Nicole Kidman. Scary.

    By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM  

  • ....How do so many people know about "Spanx" but I've never heard of them??

    By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM  

  • Looks good!?!? Her body is thoroughly washed up, loose and ruined. And by the look on her face, she knows it.

    By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM  

  • Give me a break. She goes from Dawson's Creek to super-rich society lady? Ridiculous.

    She acts like she's 45 years old now.

    By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM  

  • While it might be Spanx, it looks more like THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS. Boxer briefs? Um yeah, no.

    By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM  

  • She looks like she is trying to channel Princess Stephanie of Monaco or something. She has that rich, polished yet conservative look about her. And yeah, she looks years older but hey....she's "KATE"- now, not "KATIE".


    King Tom says so.

    By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM  

  • You know Tom is telling those designers, "I want you to make Kate the most stylish and gorgeous woman on the planet."

    She is a trophy wife as well as a brood mare. I'm not saying they can't be in love, but all of these drastic changes in Katie's personal appearance are most likely NOT her choice. He wants her to surpase his ex-wife Nick on the red carpet.

    It's all about 'winning' with this guy, I just know it.

    By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM  

  • I agree, 7:21. He doesn't want her to have sex with him, but he DOES want her to reflect well on him -- if she looks incredibly sexy and stylish, then it means he is just so DAMN ATTRACTIVE, and they must be so in love.

    Unfortunately, like height for the Cruiser, you cannot buy poise or chic. That is why Katie will never look like a real fashionista.

    By ffordegroupie, on 7:33 PM  

  • i am going to make observations unrelated to either Spanx or Tom Cruise!

    -those mini-wisp-bangs on her forehead HAVE TO GO. ew.

    -but her shoes sure are cute.

    -she looks older, but not washed up. still cute.

    By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM  

  • She looks uncomfortable and I don't think it has anything to do with the Spanx. Deep inside she knows everyone is commenting on her bizarre choice of a husband.

    By Anonymous, on 5:52 AM  

  • in all fairness, kat(i)e's always been pretty modest, even before that nutjob had the xenu-worshippers brainwash her.

    By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM  

  • *1:51 said: "boxer briefs" is intended to be a mean joke. Are you people new here?*

    Well you seem to be new since you're still posting under an Anonymous name. Secondly, the boxer comment was a typical guy comment so I felt the need to politely clue Todd in (I'm thinkin' Jenny knows what Spanx are). Kind of reminds me when I was a teenager and dating a guy who revealed that he thought the gynecologist's office was where women went to buy sex toys. *sigh*

    By Piquebu, on 8:34 AM  

  • It's called a girdle - although I'm not sure exactly what fat she thinks she has to reign in.

    By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM  

  • girdle city baby! Although for the life of me I can't figure out what fat she thinks she has to reign in.

    By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM  

  • She has really nice, long legs and I agree, she looks better without Tom. She seems more comfortable.

    By Brandy, on 9:02 AM  

  • Wow a shot of an under thrity year old Hollywood female with underwear on!

    By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM  

  • haha at stilts.

    By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM  

  • I think she is wearing a "Slim n' Lift"

    By Anonymous, on 2:56 AM  

  • Those are the lower edges of her spanx, the 21st century version of a girdle. She probably borrowed it from Tom.

    By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM  

  • Some stockings have a wide elastic band at the top and a silicone coating inside that keep them at the top of the thigh without garters. At least that's what it looks like to me.

    By youngpoisoner, on 1:06 PM  

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