From www.wonderlandcenter.com, "The length of stay varies depending on the severity of addiction, the type of substance used, any secondary or co-occurring disorders, medical history and prior treatment experience."
Looks like we won't be hearing from this cum dumpster for quite a while. I hope she relapses 30-40 times so when she gets out she is old and no longer relevant.
I gotta wonder though.... how F'd up of a life would I be living if I had that much money and "power" I mean, if I could have lived my life in a complete drunken stooper and STILL be banking tons of cash...why wouldn't I?
She needs to lose a few movie jobs, fall flat on her face and then maybe, just maybe she'd clean herself up...
I love this 'still' of her running with a cigarrette in her hand. What a deb.
Cheryl Tiegs had that famous poster with her in a swimsuit, Farrah had the one of her in the red suit/unitard thing that was in every boy's room, Raquel Welch had the still of her wearing a pelt on the beach, looking fierce, from that B.C. movie. And Lindsay has this, running in platform espadrilles no less, smoking. Chugging along on her last line of crank.
I love how, not too long ago, Lindsay was like, "Hey I'm only 20, I'm not even old enough to drink so I don't!" LMAOLMAO!! God she's a dirtbag piece of trash. She'll never get sober.
I would put my money on that she planned to go reha the day after the Globes and she used the night of the Globes to take in as much booze and drugs (kinda like a stag). Its too bad that her mother could care less because al she used Lindsey for was a ticket to parties and designer hand bags. tsk tsk
Dudes, try acting like grown ups and cutting the kid some slack for acknowledging her problem and actually getting off her arse and working on fixing it.
Cause frankly, your 'opinions' make y'all look like shite.
I think the publicist's "statement" was actually something Lindsey was muttering in her drunken haze about needing more Proactive acne cream. Poor girl, a little miscommunication while semi-conscious in a hotel hallway and you wake up in rehab. When will she EVER catch a break.
jesus christ, how many times can this train wreck check into rehab, it seems every week someone issues a statement that she is checking into some rehab program or other, please LL, do us all a friggin favor and STAY in rehab hon, 'kay? until you FINISH the program, this is getting boring not to mention real old.
Couldn't the cops, just once, raid one of these bars/clubs that caters to these underage celebs? Raid "Teddy's" or whatever, bust them for not ID'ing properly and take their liqour license.
It would make massive headlines and all kinds of publicity about how the cops care about underage drinking. When I was in college at least one of the bars was raided each weekend.
Her use of the word "proactive" is the funniest thing EVER. You'd think that since she was paid a million dollars to represent the skin care line PROACTIV, she'd know what the word means.
did anyone happen to notice the loose skin on her elbow in pic4? atleast there was an explanation for her saggy labia (ie being a nasty whore) but saggy elbow skin? wtf?
yet another PUBLICITY STUNT from this disgusting, freckled-face, attention-craving whore. convenient that she passes out in a hallway, where undoubtedly she'll be found, only to release a statement she'll enter rehab that very day... she's fucking pathetic and repulsive... as is my writing about her. gag. but I had to vent... she needs to OD already.
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We need a story about Lohan and the Real K-Fed.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
In other unsurprising news, the sun will set in the West this evening and rise tomorrow morning in the East.
By joejoe, on 11:30 AM
From www.wonderlandcenter.com,
"The length of stay varies depending on the severity of addiction, the type of substance used, any secondary or co-occurring disorders, medical history and prior treatment experience."
Looks like we won't be hearing from this cum dumpster for quite a while. I hope she relapses 30-40 times so when she gets out she is old and no longer relevant.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
I gotta wonder though.... how F'd up of a life would I be living if I had that much money and "power" I mean, if I could have lived my life in a complete drunken stooper and STILL be banking tons of cash...why wouldn't I?
She needs to lose a few movie jobs, fall flat on her face and then maybe, just maybe she'd clean herself up...
It's a case of too much, too fast, too easily.
By Cletuscat, on 11:32 AM
I'd still hit it.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
I love this 'still' of her running with a cigarrette in her hand. What a deb.
Cheryl Tiegs had that famous poster with her in a swimsuit, Farrah had the one of her in the red suit/unitard thing that was in every boy's room, Raquel Welch had the still of her wearing a pelt on the beach, looking fierce, from that B.C. movie. And Lindsay has this, running in platform espadrilles no less, smoking. Chugging along on her last line of crank.
She's an icon.
By lick my lovepump, on 11:46 AM
I love how, not too long ago, Lindsay was like, "Hey I'm only 20, I'm not even old enough to drink so I don't!" LMAOLMAO!! God she's a dirtbag piece of trash. She'll never get sober.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
mmmm, limoncello.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
Good. Good riddance and fuck off to her.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Ewww, the loose skin on her elbow and arm in that second pick are truly frightening. Looks like I'll be staying sober tonight thanks to that.
By Boobamite, on 12:01 PM
Make that the loose skin in the second TO LAST pic.......ewwww.
By Boobamite, on 12:01 PM
I would put my money on that she planned to go reha the day after the Globes and she used the night of the Globes to take in as much booze and drugs (kinda like a stag). Its too bad that her mother could care less because al she used Lindsey for was a ticket to parties and designer hand bags. tsk tsk
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Dudes, try acting like grown ups and cutting the kid some slack for acknowledging her problem and actually getting off her arse and working on fixing it.
Cause frankly, your 'opinions' make y'all look like shite.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
She's out already, or this story is false. I saw her yesterday eating lunch at the same place I was at in Beverly Hills.
By sean, on 12:12 PM
In other unexpected news, Paris Hilton is currently at LA General having her stomach pumped due to the fact that it was full of semen.
By CK1, on 12:14 PM
She is a liar and a fucking drunk sinse she was what? 14? she will always be like this unless she changes her friends as well.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Godd for here. Hopefully she'll be able to clean up and not go further down a dark road.
By James, on 1:02 PM
Sean... Actually the source (dated today) says she entered rehab yesterday afternoon. So maybe you saw her having her 'last meal'
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Found dead in a hotel hallway would have been better, but I guess this will do for now. Whore will do anything for attention.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
is anyone really surprised? that water bottle didn't fool anyone. i guess red bull wasn't doing it for her.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
She's a trouper.
Who but LL could find a way to use a statement about checking into rehab to plug Proactiv(R).
Proactiv Celebs
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Fuck Lohan.
Damn, she got to hang out with Prince. I wish that was me. I want to see if he's anything like that Chappelle skit...
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
and this will be different from the other 50 times she was in rehab last year how?
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
the "wonderland center"??!!
what the hell is that? a rehab facility or a LSD camp....
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Lindsey could make millions of dollars if she'd sell that "running with bikini and cigarette" photo poster-sized.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
I think the publicist's "statement" was actually something Lindsey was muttering in her drunken haze about needing more Proactive acne cream. Poor girl, a little miscommunication while semi-conscious in a hotel hallway and you wake up in rehab. When will she EVER catch a break.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Ha ha, joejoe. "Big light in sky slated to appear in East."
By Karen Mercury, on 3:07 PM
jesus christ, how many times can this train wreck check into rehab, it seems every week someone issues a statement that she is checking into some rehab program or other, please LL, do us all a friggin favor and STAY in rehab hon, 'kay? until you FINISH the program, this is getting boring not to mention real old.
By susu, on 3:07 PM
Couldn't the cops, just once, raid one of these bars/clubs that caters to these underage celebs? Raid "Teddy's" or whatever, bust them for not ID'ing properly and take their liqour license.
It would make massive headlines and all kinds of publicity about how the cops care about underage drinking. When I was in college at least one of the bars was raided each weekend.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
As long as you're there, have 'em lube & change the oil...
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
No well wishes from me.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
Her use of the word "proactive" is the funniest thing EVER. You'd think that since she was paid a million dollars to represent the skin care line PROACTIV, she'd know what the word means.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
i still have a las vegas betting slip somewhere that has lohan dead by the ripe old age of 25.
my wager looks better and better each day... hello new porsche!
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
"Please respect my privacy at this time." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She should have said "Sorry, no more beaver shots for now!"
Waiting for the news item that she's having friends sneak booze and pills in during visiting hours...
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
did anyone happen to notice the loose skin on her elbow in pic4? atleast there was an explanation for her saggy labia (ie being a nasty whore) but saggy elbow skin? wtf?
By Leslee, on 6:06 PM
I thought it was quite adequite of her to be proactive.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
the quote makes no sense. if she was really "proactive" she would have gone to rehab BEFORE she became an alcoholic.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
Damn you, anonymous, stealing my thunder. I was going to make an adequite joke, but now it's totally pointless.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
She went to the "Golden Globes" party, thinking it was a "Golden Shower" party.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 PM
Good luck LL
By amused, on 10:24 PM
as soon as she is done with rehab she will hit the bottle again to celebrate being sober for 4 weeks
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
yet another PUBLICITY STUNT from this disgusting, freckled-face, attention-craving whore. convenient that she passes out in a hallway, where undoubtedly she'll be found, only to release a statement she'll enter rehab that very day... she's fucking pathetic and repulsive... as is my writing about her. gag. but I had to vent... she needs to OD already.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 AM
Did she leave her socks on while applying self tanner? Really she needs to lay off that fake shit...
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
well wishes???
I hope you die, disgusting whore.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
Anonymous said...
i still have a las vegas betting slip somewhere that has lohan dead by the ripe old age of 25.
my wager looks better and better each day... hello new porsche!
5:27 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA *wipes tears*
DAMN that made me laugh.
No well wishes here, either. I don't care that that makes me horribly immature. She cannot go away fast enough.
By jenner, on 6:44 PM
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