Lindsay Lohan Will Be Dead Soon

61 Comments:

  • Is it wrong that I felt happy when I read this headline?

    By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM  

  • Well at least she has her hot body back!

    By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

  • Noassatall.

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

  • 1:38Pm - I felt the same but then the feeling was followed by disappointment with no announcement as to when it will happen. :(

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • i wonder how she drinks so much and manages to not have a beer gut, it's sort of how Kate Moss has kept it off despite her wild lifestyle. they must stick to vodka all the time or be bulimic, which would make sense because straight vodka would make anyone retch (and yes even grey goose does that to me!)...

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • Appendix my ass, she's probably having her liver wrung out.

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • what in the world is that girl in yellow wearin?!!? hahahahahhahaha!

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • I bet she has vodka in her IV.

    By Brandy, on 1:57 PM  

  • 1.49

    Of course she just drinks hard liquer. Thats how all the bullimics keep the weight off while getting hammered every night. Cause that way you just drink until you puke it all back up.

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • All you girls out there take note: look what anal sex does for the shape of an ass.

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • Her last picture- click- the left leg is wider then the right one. SICK.
    And all the toxins she has in her, she will age quickly (if she lives) and be just like...MARGOT KIDDER.

    A _GA _GA_ GAAAAAAAA!!!

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • 1:49
    I'm pretty sure the cocaine they injest also helps in keeping a slim figure.

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • 2.04

    So you're against anal sex?

    By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM  

  • damn...I'd love to contract her illnesses.

    By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM  

  • Look at that saggy ass! It's gross!

    By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM  

  • if only your headline were true.

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM  

  • nah, anal sex tones up an ass, all that clenching and relaxing...lindsay got this ass the old-fashioned way: cocaine-induced anorexia, followed by gaining back weight while drinking and not exercising. she traded in her perky babyfat butt for her current middle-age secretary butt.

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM  

  • Her ass appears to be imploding.

    Or, she's clenching in an attempt to not liquidshit down her leg. A vodka-heavy lifestyle will do that to you.....

    By joejoe, on 3:36 PM  

  • why do all dumb cunts wear oversized sunglasses thinking it is fashionable when in fact it is decidedly retarded?

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • She must have those saline expandable implants. Some days she's got nothing, and other days she's huge!

    By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

  • I would really like to be Todd's girlfriend. That is all.

    By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

  • The really sad thing is she cant even drink legally yet. Shes only 20

    By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

  • 4:07

    Get in line!

    By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

  • God I love Lindsay Lohan. This girl is an American hero. Smokin' hot, filthy rich and she parties like it's her job. God bless her.

    By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM  

  • All I ask is that she remain alive! Out of the trifecta of Paris, Britney and Lindsay, she is the only one with REAL talent. She is special. And she is the hottest girl out there.

    We all partied too much when we were 20. That being said....That girl needs a handler!

    By NYSailorScout, on 8:08 PM  

  • omg her butt scares me

    By jessie, on 8:15 PM  

  • what happened to that evageline lilly post?

    By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM  

  • For some reason I'm finding her very appealing: In fact, tonight when I masturbate I'm going to put aside my usual mental fixation on Doris Roberts and focus all my mental energies on Lindsay. That is all. Goodbye.

    By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM  

  • I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE IS THE MARK ON HER SIDE THAT SHOWS SHE HAD SURGERY...THESE PHOTOS DOES NOT SHOW SHE HAD SURGERY. THE DIRECTORS/PRODUCERS ARE REALLY STUPID TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING SHE SAYS. WHY DON'T THEY HAVE SOMEONE FOLLOWING UP ON HER ILLNESS.

    By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM  

  • WHERE IS THE MARK ON HER BODY THAT SHOWS SHE HAD SURGERY...THE JOKE IS ON THE DIRECTORS/PRODUCERS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT DOING THEIR JOB, BY MAKING A FOLLOW UP AT THE HOSPITAL.

    By M.N, on 6:55 AM  

  • Does she not realize that your ass isn't supposed to hang out of your bikini like that??!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM  

  • Smokin' hot

    are we looking at the same person? she USED to be smokin' hot. now i see her pussy and it triggers uncontrollable vomiting.

    By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM  

  • her ass is a disaster

    it's like it's frowning hahaha

    By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM  

  • she's gorgeous.

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • This girl is in need of some serious help or she will die…I’m a recovering addict and have been through hell and back..I see alot of myself in her right now…the don’t give a shit attitude,and playing God….she looks terrible…very gaunt in the face and extremely puffy..why won’t someone put her in a lock down facility…I guess they just plan on using her or nicole ritchie as the fall guy when one of them dies first…then all you stupid people will start to take notice…its pretty sad that it will take a death of someone to awake all those who are already dead to whats going on here!…you are all pretty sad people….poor excuse of parenting…you know your kids have problems…what the hell is it going to take?…Are you that much in denial?…get a clue….save someone’s life no matter what it takes!

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • This girl is in need of some serious help or she will die…I’m a recovering addict and have been through hell and back..I see alot of myself in her right now…the don’t give a shit attitude,and playing God….she looks terrible…very gaunt in the face and extremely puffy..why won’t someone put her in a lock down facility…I guess they just plan on using her or nicole ritchie as the fall guy when one of them dies first…then all you stupid people will start to take notice…its pretty sad that it will take a death of someone to awake all those who are already dead to whats going on here!…you are all pretty sad people….poor excuse of parenting…you know your kids have problems…what the hell is it going to take?…Are you that much in denial?…get a clue….save someone’s life no matter what it takes!

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • This girl is in need of some serious help or she will die…I’m a recovering addict and have been through hell and back..I see alot of myself in her right now…the don’t give a shit attitude,and playing God….she looks terrible…very gaunt in the face and extremely puffy..why won’t someone put her in a lock down facility…I guess they just plan on using her or nicole ritchie as the fall guy when one of them dies first…then all you stupid people will start to take notice…its pretty sad that it will take a death of someone to awake all those who are already dead to whats going on here!…you are all pretty sad people….poor excuse of parenting…you know your kids have problems…what the hell is it going to take?…Are you that much in denial?…get a clue….save someone’s life no matter what it takes!

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • What's with the foil bag or is that her cooler? Look at all the food on the lounge I suppose she wants people to think she eats.

    By Bitch McMean, on 3:18 PM  

  • She looks the way a fart smells. Where's that guy in the clock tower with the rifle when you need him? Oh yeah, stalking Paris Hilton.

    By monkeyrotica, on 3:19 PM  

  • Water bottle vodka? Fo' serious? How high school...c'mon, Lindz, if you're gonna be a filthy rich alcoholic, at least do it better than regular alcoholics.

    By QuelleFuck, on 3:27 PM  

  • ^^^ you are one sick f_ck if you are serious. And one enormous loser if you are using sarcasm.

    By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM  

  • Her ass is hanging low ,she has the ass of an old lady

    By Anonymous, on 1:36 AM  

  • Wait, she had appendicitis Wendnesday and was partying that same night? Did she have any surgery? Because if she did, I can tell you from experience it is at least a 2-3 day hospital stay, and then 2 weeks of no exercise other than just generally moving around. So either she is some kind of undead thing or her appendicitis was faked.
    I think she's hoping to clean up her image, without going through all the hassle of ACTUALLY cleaning up. Will Ferrel had it right. Who cares about that freak anyways?

    By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM  

  • My god her boobs are huge!

    By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM  

  • My god her boobs are huge!

    By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM  

  • Let no one say she has no sense of dedication. Darwinian principles, do your job.

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

  • At least she's got her tata's back.
    One step at a time, right?

    By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM  

  • She wants to join Robert Altman in heaven and party with him up there! She acted like she was "intimate" with the guy---EW!

    By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM  

  • Lindsey is going to die plain and simple…its pretty sad no one really cares for the life of 1 person…i would be ashamed of myself if I were her Mom or Dad…great parenting you two…are you that much in denial of your daughters problems….She looks like shit!..her face is very gaunt and puffy…my guess is its not her appendix at all,but maybe its something to do w/her liver!…Its a sad day when it “might” take the death of someone,(lindsey,nicole ritichie,britney,ect…)to awaken you very dense people(parents,friends,maagers,ect…)you all are very pathetic!

    By Anonymous, on 2:26 AM  

  • Lindsey is going to die plain and simple…its pretty sad no one really cares for the life of 1 person…i would be ashamed of myself if I were her Mom or Dad…great parenting you two…are you that much in denial of your daughters problems….She looks like shit!..her face is very gaunt and puffy…my guess is its not her appendix at all,but maybe its something to do w/her liver!…Its a sad day when it “might” take the death of someone,(lindsey,nicole ritichie,britney,ect…)to awaken you very dense people(parents,friends,maagers,ect…)you all are very pathetic!

    By Anonymous, on 2:27 AM  

  • By Anonymous, on 2:50 AM  

  • ..leave the girl alone. Lindsay is fuckin' cool.

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 AM  

  • yo Tizzod. Can we get an update up in this bitch?

    Update this interweb site, or I will bop you over the head with a stale piece of cornbread.

    By Blingy Washington, on 9:47 AM  

  • 4:59 nails it. I wish I went to college with 1,000 Lindsay Lohans.

    Shame on everyone playing the morality police when discussing Lindz. You know you were just as slutty when you were 20.

    By j-bird, on 9:49 AM  

  • I wonder what retarted missive she's entering into her Blackberry this week. Maybe she ran into Barack Obama and he's going to help her!

    By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM  

  • How does she keep getting roles? Is she that much of a box office draw that directors/producers will put up with her shit?

    Her co-stars should be furious with her. If a few of them start refusing to work with her, then maybe things would straighten up.

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • wait...she has no surgery scar on her belly and she has her boobs back? could this mean...just speculating.

    By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM  

  • green is her color.. They do micro surgery now.. It's in and out of surgery.. if it's not infected..

    By d mumsie, on 9:45 PM  

  • j-bird - as a 20 year old, i can firmly state that anyone who drinks like that is an alcy, no matter what age. college kids only drink heavily on WEEKENDS. worst it gets weeknights is beerpong. so i say, judge away. she needs a good slap.

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM  

  • 10:52 - beer pong on weekdays is still getting drunk...just because it's a bunch of homo fratboys doesn't make it any less of an alcohol problem.

    the only difference is that Lindz parties with decent beverages using her own money, whereas the fratboy is drinking crappy light beer on mommy and daddy's tab. which one is more pathetic?

    By j-bird, on 4:49 AM  

  • Does anyone realize that the appendectomy story is complete BS?? She was out on the same day-- this is simply impossible after surgery. I have heard that she actually had an abortion. This was simply all a ruse to explain why she was in the hospitol. You heard it here first.

    By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM  

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