94 Comments:

• Is it really worth being first if the story is about an ugly actress?

  By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM  

• i'm ashamed that i got a half-chub from these pics of a retarded girl

  By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

• There's nothing wrong with her boobs. They are just natural, that's why you think they look odd. When is the last time an actress her age flashed real breasts?

  By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM  

• 12:51 do you really mean that or are you just warming up for the next kelly clarkson post?

  By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM  

• that is alot of nipple...I mean, ok, not everyone is freezing, but still, those things are huge!

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• 12:38
  
  CLAIMING THAT YOU ARE FIRST IS FUCKING LAME AND RETARDED. Regardless of the story.

  By chuggdog, on 1:01 PM  

• I think she's beautiful. Her breasts are just natural... I know most men don't like natural breasts.

  By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

• 12:51 and 1:02 - natural, meaning small and taken over by non-matching gigantoid nips.
  
  i have natural breasts that men love, they are just a lil bigger than hers and my nipples are smaller and not lopsided.

  By Carolina, on 1:21 PM  

• "I know most men don't like natural breasts."
  
  I don't know about that. I'm a man and I prefer real breasts to fakes anyday.
  
  Real and "imperfect" beats fake and "perfect".
  
  Don't change them, Mena. Just look at Pam Anderson and Posh Spice.

  By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

• You guys are a-holes. There is nothing wrong with those breasts. That's what a natural A-cup looks like. Awwww, what, are you frightened by an areola? By the way, that is what they are called. Learn the difference between the areola and the nipple, fucktards. They come in all different sizes and colors. Once you've been with a few women (as opposed to your blow up dolls and cum-spattered pages of the Playboy you stole from your dad), you will know that.

  By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

• i agree with 1:30.
  
  i don't think anything's wrong with them, and i think she's a beautiful girl. these are so much nicer than posh's robo-boobs. i'm afraid bullets will come out of them like in austin powers.

  By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM  

• I love those nipples

  By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

• 1:37 = flat chested.
  
  ANd, yes, we all know what the difference is... I think when people are saying nipple, everyone knows what they are talking about.
  Thanks for the needless lesson.
  
  "sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays"

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• Personally, I prefer natural breasts over fake ones any day!!!!
  I realize that most people who post here are relatively young. Once you gain some actual experience in life, you will begin to know the finer things in life!

  By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM  

• just because natural is better than fake doesn't mean that natural is necessarily pretty. the proportion of areola to cup on those puppies is a little askew.

  By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

• those look like man titz

  By prettyboy, on 2:00 PM  

• Unless a woman has had a mastectomy or has breasts that sag like a National Geographic covergirl, she should not get implants.
  
  BTW, do Californians even know what real breasts look like?

  By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

• To all those who like naturals, thumbs up! This MAN does.

  By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

• Her boobs like my chunky father's. 'A' cups and large areolas.
  
  Ok, not exactly like my dad's; he's a hairy bastard.

  By joejoe, on 2:04 PM  

• Not impressed.

  By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

• Don't think she is that good looking, but I'm definitely not complaining about the boob shots!

  By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM  

• I love silver dollars like those.

  By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

• She's never been attractive. Ever.
  These boobs are OK I guess, but she has a weird face and god DAMN I wish this had been Thora Birch!

  By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

• {{shakes head at the immaturity of the posters here}}

  By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

• I think there's one chick with tiny titties and huge areolas here posting comments defending Mena's tits. Nobody gets that defensive unless their body looks just like the one people are making fun of.

  By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM  

• Anon 2:27
  Actually I think that some people who have grown up and realize the finer things in life
  I am a 37 year old man, and love natural boobs!
  When you grow up a bit, you may come to terms!

  By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM  

• ahhh...putting together these reactions with the snorting on all kelly clarkson posts, a commenter image emerges: chubby but - tragically - small breasted with stretched areolae. and insistent that "normal" women look like that.
  
  don't worry, all you hooterless hottie heifers, god hasn't overlooked you, he remembered to have somebody invent the beer keg.

  By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM  

• Oh no! She's got manhole-cover nips. Well, that ruined it for me. I had an ex with silver dollars on small boobs, and they totally grossed me out. I couldn't get over them, eventually I couldn't even touch her. Too bad, because she was nice.

  By j-bird, on 2:57 PM  

• 2:23, You hit it right on the head! Most of the posters here don't understand true women. If they have been lucky enough to have actually scored, they probably blew there load in a mere 2 or 3 seconds.
  Hopefully they will someday come to grips with reality and stop jerking off to air brushed magazines!

  By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM  

• Those tits would be fine if they were on a hotter chick. Mena's always looked like a child. She looks like a 12 year old who's just about to have her first period.

  By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

• j-bird = a very shallow person

  By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

• Now j-bird has no girlfriend and is jacking off to Internet porn.

  By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM  

• j-bird, maybe this will help:
  http://www.fleshlight.com

  By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

• Man boobs aside I've always thought she had a huge forehead. Everyone lost their shit over her in American Beauty, I always kinda thought she looked a bit like an alien.

  By Vigilante, on 3:46 PM  

• Id fuck her

  By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM  

• Haha, you fuckers are alright.
  Seriously, you girls are just as shallow as me. I gurarantee if a guy was either a) fat or b) poor, you sluts wouldn't touch him, even if he had Adam Sandler's personality. Admit it!

  By j-bird, on 3:49 PM  

• i think she's sexier than jessica biel. call me crazy but that's how i roll!

  By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM  

• i think she's sexier than jessica biel. call me crazy but i'm a pedophile and that's how i roll!
  
  Fixed it for you, 4:18.

  By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM  

• "Personally, I prefer natural breasts over fake ones any day!!!!
  I realize that most people who post here are relatively young. Once you gain some actual experience in life, you will begin to know the finer things in life! "
  (and other variations of this post)
  
  Seriously? How do you figure that YOU are the only mature people here? and besides, I love natural boobs, but these are not attractive. By saying these are nasty tits, I do not mean I prefer Pamela Anderson...what about Jessica Biel? Angelina Jolie? Scarlett Johansen? Salma Hayek?...All natural, and WAY fucking hotter!

  By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM  

• Oooooooo no no no....nonononooooooooooo...No way no how am I doing the spank the peepee to that tonight...NEXT!!!!!!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM  

• Mena is attractive and in shape. I see nothing wrong here. I doubt any of the beechgoers complained. Next story.

  By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

• Yeah, God forbid the woman not have implants. Guys, this is what real breasts look like. Have you forgotten?

  By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

• j-bird, you confused something there. If I may quote:
  I gurarantee if a guy was either a) fat or b) poor, you sluts wouldn't touch him, even if he had Adam Sandler's personality.
  I think you meant even if he hadn't Adam Sandler's personality.

  By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM  

• Look, its all personal preference. It depends on how the person makes YOU feel, when you look at them, or are with them. Therefore, comparisons are pointless.

  By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM  

• Well now I feel better about my own boobs. Yes!

  By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM  

• "Oh no! She's got manhole-cover nips. Well, that ruined it for me. I had an ex with silver dollars on small boobs, and they totally grossed me out. I couldn't get over them, eventually I couldn't even touch her. Too bad, because she was nice."
  
  That's sad. I am someone with a chest like this and as if the porn industry and the media didn't make it hard enough as it is, this attitude just adds to it. Anyone remember that women can't do a damned thing about the siz of their nips? So if that really repulses you, I say whip it out and we'll see how attractive I find -you-.

  By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

• Excuse me "Todd".. I think you should get your head out of your ass and realize that not every female looks like Scarlett Johannson, which seems to be the only female that gets anything nice said about them on these bias' blogs. Mena looks great. And did u see the photos of her pumping gas? Jeezz... Todd, I don't feel you should be able to speak for men everywhere. I think it's time you get castrated, so you never speak this ignorant again.
  
  P.S. She looks the exact same as she did in American Beauty.. If you found her hot then, then you should find her hot now. Nothing about her changed in 7 years.
  
  Thank You

  By CrackaB, on 6:04 PM  

• Her tits aren't bad. I wouldn't mind teasing them with an ice cube.

  By CK1, on 6:05 PM  

• That's sad. I am someone with a chest like this
  
  just don't go out with guys like that. i don't focus on breasts.. i like natural women, i wouldn't care about the kind of nipples as long as i liked the girl.

  By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM  

• i think she's a hottie. just smallish natural tata's.. nothing wrong with that. and she's got a nice butt on her little frame

  By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM  

• 4:22, Just FYI as a lover of "natural" breasts, Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek have implants...

  By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM  

• ^ No they don't, but plenty of jealous women think they do. Jolie and Hayek got lucky in that department.

  By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

• she has cute little breasts. but what's up with the hooker nails? note to all you ladies - guys generally find long fake nails trashy. of course, some guys like trash, but i'll pass.

  By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM  

• Love that girl's areolas and nipples. I could suck her tits all day.

  By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM  

• The areolas that ate Mena's boobs.
  
  Rawwwwwr

  By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM  

• She wasn't even hot in American Beauty

  By [F], on 8:29 PM  

• aw i love her

  By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM  

• Real breasts are not perfect round globe-shaped symmetrical orbs with proportional nipples and areolas which sit high on the chest. Real breasts, like all other human body parts that come in pairs, are subject to gravity, variance, and assymetry. Welcome to the real world. Bras don't just provide support and hide nipples; they make natural breasts look like fake ones. Even girls tend to be surprised when they see what real breasts look like. We are a forgetful species.

  By the ghost orchid, on 9:19 PM  

• the ghost orchid said...
  Real breasts are not perfect round globe-shaped symmetrical orbs with proportional nipples and areolas which sit high on the chest. Real breasts, like all other human body parts that come in pairs, are subject to gravity, variance, and assymetry. Welcome to the real world. Bras don't just provide support and hide nipples; they make natural breasts look like fake ones. Even girls tend to be surprised when they see what real breasts look like. We are a forgetful species.
  
  9:19 PM
  
  
  Actually, I disagree. There are many different types of breasts. There are women, believe it or not, that are blessed to have naturally gorgeous breasts. I think mine are OK. But I have a very close female friend who always gets accused of having fakes, no one believes they're that perky, round, etc... And natural. I KNOW they're not fake, I've known her since she was 11. She's a bit skanky though, but nice.

  By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM  

• I don't think those who don't like Mena's boobs automatically like fake ones. Her's just aren't that attractive. Same as Kate Moss's boobs are gross, to me anyway.
  
  I think people are just saying that the typical small breast doesn't have huge areolae like hers do.

  By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM  

• to bad the areolas are the only big thing on her chest , dude the guy she is with is white , what do you think he is??

  By Anonymous, on 11:24 PM  

• her boobs are FINE

  By Anonymous, on 5:15 AM  

• There's nothing wrong with those at all. I seem to recall them being a little bigger in "American Beauty." I think she was more of a C cup back then, but maybe she has lost some weight.

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM  

• 10:13
  
  "I think mine are OK."
  
  That remains to be seen now doesn't it?

  By Die Krautsalaten, on 9:35 AM  

• I don't understand how 63 comments could/would/should be posted about these tits. Now, 64. :-)

  By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM  

• it's one comment for every square cm of areala

  By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM  

• Corky's sister is looking hotttt!

  By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM  

• 10:27 lol.....

  By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM  

• It looks like her chest is being attacked by a couple of jellyfish.
  
  60+ comments on Mena Suvari?
  
  Wow. I guess the hypersensitive Clarkson Clan members have huge areolas to go along with their huge stomachs.

  By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

• whats with her porno press on nails in the last pic????
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  By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

• She's cute. Her boobs are ok. Not great, but no deal-breaker.

  By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM  

• I don't know if it's the fact that we're looking at Mena Suvari that accounts for the number of posts. I think it's the fact that we're looking at boobs. I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
  
  THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE TITS.
  
  That, and the fact that there hasn't been an update on the site since about 1989. Slow news day in LaLaLand. Maybe Beyonce's dad will bust a nut over the fact that Dreamgirls didn't get a Best Picture nod, or Ali Larter will flash some beave to increase the ratings for Heroes.

  By CK1, on 1:13 PM  

• I think this chick looks fine. Would i rather have big round titties like salma hayek? Hell yeah. Would i totally skeet all over this girls tits? Hell yeah. She's a cutie and well deservant of a pumping.

  By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM  

• Ohh and it's also been my experience that girls with small tits are 10x better in bed than girls with perfect salma hayek tits. I don't know if it's because they try harder or what but they are usually freaks and keep me comin' home to momma.

  By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

• I'd tap her. She's cute.
  
  http://itapped.com

  By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM  

• boobs, shmoobs -- she's got a forehead like Frankenstein. Never hot.

  By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM  

• Amen to 1:34pm!

  By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

• Here's an idea. Post something new. I swear this site has days where nothing happens as if they are on vacation.

  By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

• ^ Here's an idea, learn how to hit "refresh" on your browser, jackass.

  By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM  

• Ok, well I'm a bit late here, but speaking as a woman with natural dd's, fake boobs are nicer unless theyve been severely botched. big natural breasts sag, and make you look fat if youre not wearing the right bra, and small natural breasts make you look like a 14 year old boy. And theres nothing grosser than natural boob themed porn sites.

  By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

• "It looks like her chest is being attacked by a couple of jellyfish."
  
  LMAO!!!!! That is funny shit, and makes up for the fact that T and J havent posted much today and none of it has been funny.
  
  jellyfish.....too hilarious.

  By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM  

• I'm so jaded by all of these celebrities baring themselves that I simply no longer care.

  By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM  

• 2:27, don't be bitter just because you're a teenage boy spending all day posting "I love fake tits with tiny nipples" messages.
  
  Sorry, pimply teenage boys. Deal with the fact that throughout your life, assumung you tear yourself away from Playboy, you'll encounter women with normal, natural, non-silicone breasts... who won't give you the time of day. Nyah nyah nyah.

  By ffordegroupie, on 7:44 PM  

• She looks fine. I don't get why people are making such a fuss. How many people really have this ideal boob type?
  
  As for Salma Hayek boobs, my theory is that a lot of Hayek's success has to do with her chest size and shape. I'm not saying she hasn't worked to become successful. But look at how many outfits she wears that emphasize her cleavage. Imagine how different her frame would look if she had smaller, less rounded boobs. For her the boobs are a big part of her image.

  By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM  

• Her boobs are fine. Leave the poor girl alone. Listen, I have weird boobs...the areolas kind of stand up above the breasts...like snoopy! and I never wanted any guy to see them because I was all paranoid about not having perfect boobs...and my boyfriend loves them. He says he's been with enough girls to know that everyone's different, and that I'm beautiful. AND he's incredibly hot. So my point is...big boobs, little boobs, big nipples, little nipples...who cares? Stop being brainwashed by the media into thinking that breasts have to be big and symetrical and perfect and fake to be beautiful.

  By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM  

• For pictures of real breasts in a non-sexual environment you lads and lasses might want to educate yourself over at http://www.007b.com/
  
  Nothin' wrong with Mena's...

  By Anonymous, on 3:38 AM  

• Love the Caption: Mena Suvari is on Vacation
  Yes...and so is her "rack" - where the hell is her chest? In a storage locker at the airport?!

  By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM  

• Great boobs!!She's cute.

  By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM  

• Mmmmm, those big, beautiful areolas make my mouth water!!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM  

• you watch to much porn, so you dont know how real boobs look like.

  By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM  

• She is very youthful looking. She has a bustline any thirteen year old would be proud of.

  By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM  

• This is so ridiculous. She wasn't bearing her breasts in a publicity stunt a la Lindsay Lohan. She doesn't deserve this kind of criticism.
  
  And Salma Hayek does have implants. GoodPlasticSurgery.com FTW.

  By Anonymous, on 9:28 PM  

• I think any celeb who takes their top off in an area that is accessible to the public has got to realize that they can be photographed. It comes with the territory. It may not be fair, nor pleasant but there it is.
  
  If you don't want people looking at your breasts then leave your top on while you are at the beach. If she were by her own pool in her own backyard then I could be crying "Foul" but there she is right out in the open on a beach and she must not be too self conscience about showing them to the world.
  
  Your Comments are welcome.

  By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM  

• It seems that flat chested women everywhere have united in mina's defense.
  
  Natural breasts are very attractive, but i really wouldn't classify whatever it is attatched to her chest as breasts... Or even attractive.
  
  Have you ever seen an skinny elderly man shirtless at the beach? Sagging tit skin on bones, that is what mina brings to mind.
  
  I think implants are generally disgusting so don't spout back with that lame defense about not appreciating natural beauty. Mina may be natural, but beautiful her tits are not.

  By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

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