and for some unrelated news...America's favorite sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has appendicitis and will be having her appendix removed. Everyone please keep her in your thoughts at this trying time. -Thank you-
If I was the doctor operating on Lindz, I would take that appendix out and start fucking her with it, until she woke up. And I'd keep going for a few seconds, to see if she likes it.
In other news, Tara is considering an offer to give sloppy blowjobs in the back of a taxi in exchange for coke. But she'll leave her top on, so it'll all be in good taste. So to speak.
Donald Trump is the most perverted hypocritical disgusting pig on the planet. It's a toss up between him being the Antichrist or G. W. Bushwack, one of those two assholes is definitely the Antichrist...
boring playboy a magazine for horny teens who for the first time they get to see a so call nude woman ,why is that slut going to pose for that rag ,she should pose for TABOO or HUSTLER thats where she belongs, with dildos and fruits and beggies and toys and baseball bats deep in her and some golden showers too ,thats who she is
7:34, I agree that they look ridiculously fake, especially in that top pic, but I'm going to be honest here: I would attempt to swim accross Kelly Clarkson's cereal bowl for a chance to fuck this girl.
By the way, any straight guy who claims that he wouldn't fuck her is just trying to score points with the ranting females. It's true.
how did she even get voted to be Miss USA, she looks like a porn star who's been working in the industry for 5 years already...and they want that shit to look "tasteful", with those tits I highly doubt it!
I haven't watched a Miss USA for years. Never dreamt that some whore with IMPLANTS would ever win the title. What tiny speck of credibility it might have had once disappeared in a silicone nanosecond.
She certainly looks hot in the video, but the the close up fake boob shots are so porn city. I have to agree with Rosie (and I often don't) that The Donald is hardly the moral compass of today's American young women.
She will most likely be doing Adult movie or Hustler in the next few years. Man, have our standards plummeted into Lohanville.
Really, there are no more truly beautiful girls or women in America? I know each of has a past and so on but all the garbage, all the sluts need to be crowned MISS?
Really there are no more beautiful/worthy girls or women left in America? All garbage and all sluts need to be crowned Miss? Anyway, dont be so harsh on Trump. She gave him a bj and he restored her reputation, as much as it could be restored.
too bad miss america is allowed to have so many fake parts. I had no idea that was legit, stopped watching years ago. But, I guess that does represent america these days.
Yes, anon, Venessa Williams did lose her title because of her PAST ACTIONS...shit she didn't even do while serving her title. And Venessa Williams is actually talented...I saw her perform on Broadway, and though I hate musicals, she can sing!
And now we've got this dumb, fake, idiotic bimbo doing coke and posing for PLAYBOY while serving her title? WTF kind of role model is she suppossed to be. Jesus, I agree with Rosie and Bawbwa on this one...DONALD TRUMP is evil!!!! Evil, I tell you!
Fake bolt-on tits are disgusting. Nicely done fake tits are okay, but I prefer real boobs of all sizes. She has a pretty face, but everytime she looks at the camera, I feel like I have an STD. Some role model, hahahhaa. And I agree with whoever said she's just another generic blonde porn star. BORING. And Donald's a total cunt. Not to say I'm a Rosie fan, just saying.
Oh, and as for the comments about hairy arms, that's a side effect of eating disorders. When the body is no longer able to keep itself warm due to lack of nutrients, it covers itself with a strange fur. :P
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So basically she'll technically be IN Playboy, but we'd be getting better pictures (like the ones here) by just doing a google search? Awesome.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
maybe "in good taste" means a pictorial in which she plays cunning linguist to the first-runnerup...
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
lol @ her tits in that banner picture. god i hate beauty pageants.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
holy crap her boobs are demented
By jessie, on 2:40 PM
and for some unrelated news...America's favorite sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has appendicitis and will be having her appendix removed. Everyone please keep her in your thoughts at this trying time. -Thank you-
Party On!
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
im holding a prayer circle for lindz as we speak...
By paris, on 2:49 PM
If I was the doctor operating on Lindz, I would take that appendix out and start fucking her with it, until she woke up. And I'd keep going for a few seconds, to see if she likes it.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
If you want to see a chick who looks like this naked all you need to do is type in a Google search for "generic blonde porn star."
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
In other news, Tara is considering an offer to give sloppy blowjobs in the back of a taxi in exchange for coke. But she'll leave her top on, so it'll all be in good taste. So to speak.
By Omega, on 2:57 PM
OMG, what is wrong with her boobs. I've never seen anything like it.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Tara has magnetic implants and sombody is holding a magnet above her head in the banner pic. What's your theory?
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
3:00, whatever is wrong with them, I wouldn't mind if every woman on earth had the same affliction.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
With boobs like those, she needs to keep her top on.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
Donald Trump is the most perverted hypocritical disgusting pig on the planet. It's a toss up between him being the Antichrist or G. W. Bushwack, one of those two assholes is definitely the Antichrist...
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
Her tits are retarded.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Actually, her tits are smarter than she is. It's unfair to call them retarded.
By Vigilante, on 3:17 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a tit growing off a shoulder before. Freaky.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
eh... playboy hasn't been entertaining, edgy, or relevant in years. it's like the howard stern of magazines.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
She looks like the best money can buy.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
ahhh scary boobs.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
Good Lord, her boobs are trying to fly away!
And Playboy is about as relevant now as Rolling Stone -- stodgy old stuff that was once edgy, but is now the dirty old creepy great-uncle of mags.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
can she make smoothies out of those cantaloupes?
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
those, by far, are the worst fake boobs ever.
nasty.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
Uh, either those are photoshopped OR she got another boob job.
By Stephania, on 9:45 PM
Atleast if she does Playboy they'll have the good sense to wax/shave her damn Chewbacca arms.
My New Year's resolution? To try and see a positive when there is presumably only a negative. Hahaha
By joejoe, on 11:00 PM
yeah, those forearms are very carmen elektra-like
ugh
By Anonymous, on 12:24 AM
boring playboy a magazine for horny teens who for the first time they get to see a so call nude woman ,why is that slut going to pose for that rag ,she should pose for TABOO or HUSTLER thats where she belongs, with dildos and fruits and beggies and toys and baseball bats deep in her and some golden showers too ,thats who she is
By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM
Playboy has been a snoozefest since the mid 90's. Probably earlier. We get, what, 2 or 3 good shoots a decade out of them?
Talk to me when she's doing hardcore.
By sam991, on 2:08 AM
OK I'm not saying she's pretty fake, but any guy who says he wouldn't walk through a wall to bang that is lying. Did you watch the video?
By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM
Do any men find those implants attractive? They look hard as rock.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 AM
Didn't they take away Vannessa Williams Miss Usa for doing playboy and her spread was "tasteful"?
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
The first think that I noticed was that one boob is tucked under her chin and the other is about 4 inches lower..Kind of weird.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
boob job: check
nose job: check
lip augmentation: (most likely) check
highlights: check
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
7:34, I agree that they look ridiculously fake, especially in that top pic, but I'm going to be honest here: I would attempt to swim accross Kelly Clarkson's cereal bowl for a chance to fuck this girl.
By the way, any straight guy who claims that he wouldn't fuck her is just trying to score points with the ranting females. It's true.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
her boobs in the main picture l;ook so hilarious, and weird
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
how did she even get voted to be Miss USA, she looks like a porn star who's been working in the industry for 5 years already...and they want that shit to look "tasteful", with those tits I highly doubt it!
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
I think she put her boobs on upside down.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
Those boobs must be pissed at her, it looks like they're climbing up and ready to suffocare her.
Fake bitch along with 99% of Hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
god, i just want to take a needle to those and listen to the "ppppppffffffftttttt" noise.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 AM
4:33 said...
"I think she put her boobs on upside down."
haha love it.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
In one picture, she must have just gotten new boobs, because the right boob is sitting on her shoulder... hehehe...
By Anonymous, on 9:06 PM
I haven't watched a Miss USA for years. Never dreamt that some whore with IMPLANTS would ever win the title. What tiny speck of credibility it might have had once disappeared in a silicone nanosecond.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
Any guy that would do this plastic surgery trainwreck is just plain desperate.
Anonymous bleached blonde, fake titted skank #2034939420.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
She certainly looks hot in the video, but the the close up fake boob shots are so porn city. I have to agree with Rosie (and I often don't) that The Donald is hardly the moral compass of today's American young women.
She will most likely be doing Adult movie or Hustler in the next few years. Man, have our standards plummeted into Lohanville.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
Really, there are no more truly beautiful girls or women in America? I know each of has a past and so on but all the garbage, all the sluts need to be crowned MISS?
By Anonymous, on 4:04 AM
Really there are no more beautiful/worthy girls or women left in America? All garbage and all sluts need to be crowned Miss? Anyway, dont be so harsh on Trump. She gave him a bj and he restored her reputation, as much as it could be restored.
By Anonymous, on 4:10 AM
too bad miss america is allowed to have so many fake parts. I had no idea that was legit, stopped watching years ago. But, I guess that does represent america these days.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
and the award for worst breast implants goes to...
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
Yes, anon, Venessa Williams did lose her title because of her PAST ACTIONS...shit she didn't even do while serving her title. And Venessa Williams is actually talented...I saw her perform on Broadway, and though I hate musicals, she can sing!
And now we've got this dumb, fake, idiotic bimbo doing coke and posing for PLAYBOY while serving her title? WTF kind of role model is she suppossed to be. Jesus, I agree with Rosie and Bawbwa on this one...DONALD TRUMP is evil!!!! Evil, I tell you!
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Fake bolt-on tits are disgusting. Nicely done fake tits are okay, but I prefer real boobs of all sizes. She has a pretty face, but everytime she looks at the camera, I feel like I have an STD. Some role model, hahahhaa. And I agree with whoever said she's just another generic blonde porn star. BORING. And Donald's a total cunt. Not to say I'm a Rosie fan, just saying.
Oh, and as for the comments about hairy arms, that's a side effect of eating disorders. When the body is no longer able to keep itself warm due to lack of nutrients, it covers itself with a strange fur. :P
- Toxicwaste
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
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