that dude needs a bag tuck! you know something ain't right when your nut sack is longer than your pecker! my vagina is crying out in convulsive fits of laughter!
Those are some low hanging balls! Sadly, I haven't seen many men naked, so is this normal? I'm assuming not, right?
Why the fuck isn't Paris in jail? I mean, if this were anyone of us, normal every day people, we'd be in jail. She's a drug using whore--along with the rest of them. And don't these people know not to photograph this shit? God, I don't let anyone take a picture of me in a bathing suit, much less snorting coke.
Seriously dude...get some rejuvination...a lift...something...Dr 90210. That is the ugliest chicken skin sack I have ever seen...did anyone ever see that episode of Mad TV when Michael McDonald was the old guy in the poetry class???
does he need special underwear to keep those nuts off of the ground in case a squirrel tries to run away with one? maybe there is something to be said for bikini briefs. like um.. they hold your grapes up and prevent painful knee bruising?
So that ID lists her b-day as 1979 and her profile on IMDB lists her b-day as 1981. So is Paris actually two years older than everybody thinks? It's funny she also lists her hair and blonde and eyes as green. Lie much?
UGH! Enough with this walking STD already...is there anyone she hasn't spread herpes to?? To think that Brian Urlacher hit that...what a disappointment!
Yuck, Cisco's dick doesn't even curve the right way either. He's completely unattractive in every way. Mischa Barton has really disgusting taste in men.
So what I don't understand is you have a guy with what looks like easily half a kilo of coke on him and in the video he says "Thank you Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for the great blow!" and Paris in the same room - why aren't they arrested? Not to mention the fake I.D. Last time I checked possessing that much coke is like, a pretty hefty jail term.
Thank you, Todd, for killing my horny with those pics. The guy in the first pic needs a cup with extra underwiring support to keep those balls from dragging the ground. He could probably sling his balls to his mouth and give them a good self-sucking.
Remember when her first sex tape came out and her parents said she was a "sweet, niave girl that was taken advantage of"? They must be so proud of their ass-goiter lazy eyed ho.
So a guy who hangs around with Parisite Hilton ends up with a large rash on his chest?? Yeah, I can buy that...
That's all I have to say. There's soooo many pics, I don't even know where to start with the jokes/insults. Talk about a sensory fuckin overload, Batman.
Man. I didn't *want* to look at the Cisco Adler picture (who wants to look at him, even when he's clothed?) but I kept reading the comments about his nutsack, and so I clicked on the picture.
Jesus H. Christ. If that were the first guy I had ever seen naked, I think I would have entered a nunnery. I have never seen anything so scary in my life!
Holy Fuck Batman,, Paris is a winner in my books,, she cant get anuff action. She will have a brain like Swiss Cheese, a pussy like an old rub-her tire, and friends that dont call anymore..... She is bad news!!! What a Dip shit!!
Wait,, i was thinking about doing a movie with her,,, i have to make a phone call,,,
I find it funny that Nicole Richie is larger in this pic. She said that she gained weight when she was in Rehab but that she was naturally really small - whatever. Man, I didn't think Paris could look any worse but every day it seems to be the case
I'd like to perform a little diddy that sprung to mind after seeing Pic 7:
Do your balls hang low...? Can you swing them to and fro...? Can you swing them over your shoulder like a continental soldier...do your balls hang low....?
wait just 1 fuckin minute.........paris was born in 79???? the media says shes 25 or 26 right?? so that means shes been lying saying she was born in 1980. what a fucking whore. shes 27 about to be 28. i hate how celebrities try so hard to cover their ages.
==== ===See? there's alot of freaks in Hollywood. and to think that this is only a small group of "celebs" that are being exposed here. I can imagine all of the other crap that other "celebs" are doing. Yucky! This is just sick. anything goes? Looks like it. Damn whores. Love the licking of the coke before u snort it Nicole.
the fake id is probably the most serious crime documented in these photos. Also, since the people with this warehouse supposedly have the actual ID, it is real proof. Paris could always argue in court that the drug use photos were staged, but the document forgery can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
Right, let's address why she hasn't been investigated...yet.
Someone would have to file a formal complaint. And knowing the amount of money she has they'd probably let it go until they had a handful of complaints until they did something.
As an attorney you could blow these pics and videos off pretty easily. All weak evidence, mostly circumstantial, except for Cisco. There's no excuse for those mudflaps.
Fake ID? No way of proving she procured it. A fan could've sent it to her. Guy with "doobie"? Could be a home rolled cigarette. And she isn't holding it. Bud in the bag? Probably taken in Amsterdam where pot is legal to purchase under certain circumstances. Where'd the pic go of the napkin with the directions to museums in Amsterdam? It was there earlier...
Guy covered in coke? Please God, don't let that be Jon Favreau. I actually liked Zathura but I'm coming dangerously close to not liking it anymore. I haven't seen the video but someone up there quoted from it saying it was Joe Francis that bought it. Not Parisite. Nothing to drop your donut over, if you know what I mean.
The other videos (which I have seen) could only really draw charges of possession. Nothing worth spending millions of dollars of taxpayers' money on, not for a very public trial that will invariably go absolutely nowhere fast. She's got more money than brains, yes, but you don't need brains when you can pay someone to speak for you.
Hopefully it's just a matter of time before the whore ends up either dead from her own stupidty or in jail. I don't wish her bad things I just get pissed when shit like her is able to get out of a DUI and you just know it will be some innocent people who end up getting hurt from her shit. I just don't see this ending well.
Nicole looks better with some fat. I didn't know Amanda Lepore had a vagina. "NOW I KNOW!" LOLLLLLL! I can not get the image of Cisco's nutsack out of my mind. JUST EWWW!Did Paris fuck Cisco? Does that mean Micha Barton has herpes now?
I know the whole "I just threw up in my mouth a little" is so not the thing to say, but to be honest, I made the mistake of clicking on Crisco's jumbo balls pic and in an instantaneous reaction my gag reflex went into motion. I'm at a complete loss as to why any woman would have sex with him.
why would a socialite or young entertainer need a fake ID??? i'm sure if dakota fanning wanted to snort coke in clubs and get drunk and buy alcohol they would let her all because she is famous. lindsay lohan is able to buy alcohol on her own and in clubs so theres no need for a fake ID.
Anonymous said... until ball-lifts are mandatory for all men, i don't want to hear another comment about a woman's saggy tits.
2:12 PM
right on LOLOLOLOL
That nutsack looks like 2 humongous cashews in balloons..........that is just so wrong - I didn't think that dude could be any more repulsive, but here we are.
I'm terribly sorry for inflicting Captain and Tenille on you, by the way. A couple of hours of banging your head on a concrete wall should clear that right up.
OK, so now having seen the coke-on-the-fat-guy video I'm happy to say I no longer believe the fat guy is Jon Favreau. I still don't know who he is, but even if you tried to nail his ass to the floor for possession you couldn't. Joe Francis? Maybe. But not Paris or the fat guy.
I have no doubt that's coke, 2:03. I weep for the parties you haven't been to. I'm not knocking you, but I've seen guys stagger over and drop half a pound in a dog bowl just to see someone's rottweiler share the love. And then seconds later someone else came and snorted it up off the top of the Eukanuba.
And that wasn't me, just in case you were wondering.
Still, point is no matter how much I'd like to see this waste of perfectly good air nailed to a cross...Paris still stands to be the legal equivalent of teflon even with all this "evidence" against her. You and I know she's danced with the devil, but who wants to be held personally responsible for bringing her to trial over it?
jeeeebus. his balls probably float when he takes a shit. If he doesn't stand up before he flushes, instant castration. I am so utterly horrified by that picture. I may never be the same.
Dear God do these people feel like they have to take a picture of every orafice and stoned party moment in their lives?
They must really think that they are the shit, and that theirs doesn't stink. And that Cisco photo looks like a National Geographic photo of the after effect of primitive tribes that initiate boys into manhood by hanging coconut from their balls.
Um, why isn't anyone reporting that all of hollywood is scared shitless that Paris' parisphanelia (har har) is floating around? Aren't people upset about these horrible photos of them being on the web (aka Richie coochie, draggy McNutsack, blowman, L-ho in that room with all those bongs, the model she dated rolling a spliff)... seems like Paris would get REAL unpopular REAL fast.
So I guess that joke about what hair color they put on a bald man's id actually makes sense in someplaces? I live in Missouri, and we don't put hair color on our ids... It just seems so weird to what with how quickly you can change that.... I guess now you can change eye color too... But really, what girl hasn't colored her hair at one point or another?
I'm terribly sorry for inflicting Captain and Tenille on you, by the way. A couple of hours of banging your head on a concrete wall should clear that right up.
OK, so now having seen the coke-on-the-fat-guy video I'm happy to say I no longer believe the fat guy is Jon Favreau. I still don't know who he is, but even if you tried to nail his ass to the floor for possession you couldn't. Joe Francis? Maybe. But not Paris or the fat guy.
I have no doubt that's coke, 2:03. I weep for the parties you haven't been to. I'm not knocking you, but I've seen guys stagger over and drop half a pound in a dog bowl just to see someone's rottweiler share the love. And then seconds later someone else came and snorted it up off the top of the Eukanuba.
And that wasn't me, just in case you were wondering.
Still, point is no matter how much I'd like to see this waste of perfectly good air nailed to a cross...Paris still stands to be the legal equivalent of teflon even with all this "evidence" against her. You and I know she's danced with the devil, but who wants to be held personally responsible for bringing her to trial over it?
You are almost as annoying as Paris Hilton. Shut the hell up already.
More garbage from the biggest WHORE in California ,sick bitch smokes crack the shows her disgusting ass ,richie crying and then showing her fat ass back when she had one ,and other nasty shit and some body call an ambulance that bastard balls are falling down that shit is not natural he needs to have those things tucked and that transexual damn that thing is fucking ugly and why is he/she famous? never heard of that freak
I've never been so disgusted in my life...the worst ones was Mischa's bf with his nuts sagging and the one with Pamela Anderson and the naked transexual...
That pic of Cisco is so freaking gross. Does he think he looks good or something? His nut sack is practically to his knees and the white socks are ridiculous.
Paris Hilton has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles demanding the closure of a website where visitors can pay to view nude photos and other items that formerly belonged to her.
At the risk of sounding like an ape, I want Paris AND Nicole in my bed; one on my face and the other on my thing. Then, I want them to switch places. They are so hot it isn't funny.
people in here arent using their common sense or don't know how to count.
how can this ID be bake??? it was issues 1/26/01.......she would've been 21 at the time going on 22 the following month. lets say the entire ID is fake but the issue date is the same.....she would've been 20 going on 21 the next month...why would someone get a fake id 3 weeks before their 21st birthday???
Vigilante said... I have no doubt that's coke, 2:03. I weep for the parties you haven't been to.
seriously, drugs are not cool and neither are the people who do them. you weep for the parties they havent been to? i weep for YOU for not only wanting to be around that shit, but for thinking that the rest of us are somehow missing out for not doing it. putting it in the dogs bowl? how truly disgusting. regardless of who did or didnt do it, its still disgusting and you still think youre cool because of it....how sad
Yeah, 6:19, I saw that on Yahoo today. To think that this bitch wants everyone to "respect her privacy" when she deliberately makes videotapes and photographs herself screwing half of America pisses me the hell off. If she doesn't want people in her business then maybe she should stay the hell at home. Hook-nosed whore.
8:08: Never said drugs were cool. Never said I wanted to be around it either. Did say I saw it, which was true. Point is I've seen some people with ridiculous amounts of money do ridiculously stupid things with drugs. Expensive drugs. In large amounts. Which is why seeing the above pics and corresponding video of buddy there covered in baking powder/baby powder/COKE doesn't surprise me in the least.
Cisco says, "It puts the lotion in the fucking basket. It does this whenever it's told!"
That's a creepy looking motherfucker right there y'all.
It looks like he uses his scrote to bungee jump. Not only is it the longest scrap of genital skin I've ever seen, his left ball is crazy huge. Lucky for him Mischa has such a huge piehole. If you can manage to drag your eyes away from the Elephant Man's sack for a minute, can anyone tell what that pile of white shit is on the table he's got his ugly ass foot propped up on?
I like a little sagging in the nut sack so when we are doing it doggy style it will hit the clit but whith this guy he would end up slapping me. Totally miss the clit.
Real Ohio licenses only vaguely resemble that thing. And if it was "issued" in '01, she had a whole year to go till she turned 21. As an Ohioan also born in '81, trust me on this.
Cisco Adler always had this distrubing vibe about him. Whenever I'd see a photo of him, I'd get the willies and cringe. NOW, thanks Paree, I know why. Once again, my sixth sense is unerringly CORRECT!
Do you have to hang weights from your sak to make your poor balls that stretched out?? My ex told me that..which is why he's my ex. Freak!~
Love how cisco fagler's nads have made people wax poetic.
Oh, another reason my ex is my ex is because he tucked them, too, which freaked me out to no end, so tucking, weights, that's how you stretch 'em. Anyone else's take?
Why would a guy pose nekked with that deformity (I've seen a few mens, and no, never seen one hung so low as that fug, even the freako ex who tried and enlightened me to the world of freakydom to which I was violently returned when I saw this)--it makes the peeny look weally wittle. He shouldn't advertise! He had to be on ludes, coke, everything, and too wasted to care. Plus, that face, ugh, fuggly!
OK, so she(Paris) has gen. herpes, had an abortion and/or morning after pills. She takes mutliple RX's and she is the most stupid person om earth!!! leaving this crap behind??? I am stunned that she tried to sell prescription drugs and got into trouble. I really hope she is jailed!. I noticed the comments she made about public school people like she is so much better for going to private school...PLEASE!!!! Spoiled rotten and needs real help.
i just don't understand what is wrong with these people! there really isn't too much more to say about paris and her whole "clan". nothing else can be surprising anymore.
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that dude needs a bag tuck! you know something ain't right when your nut sack is longer than your pecker! my vagina is crying out in convulsive fits of laughter!
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
Wow, that dude's veeery hung... It's just a shame that it's his balls and not his cock. Meh, hung balls are fun too.
Happy Tea Baggin'!
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
Do your balls hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Those are some low hanging balls! Sadly, I haven't seen many men naked, so is this normal? I'm assuming not, right?
Why the fuck isn't Paris in jail? I mean, if this were anyone of us, normal every day people, we'd be in jail. She's a drug using whore--along with the rest of them. And don't these people know not to photograph this shit? God, I don't let anyone take a picture of me in a bathing suit, much less snorting coke.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Oh my God 11:47, I was just about to type "Do your balls hang low"? but then I thought no one would "get it". Can we get married?
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Seriously dude...get some rejuvination...a lift...something...Dr 90210. That is the ugliest chicken skin sack I have ever seen...did anyone ever see that episode of Mad TV when Michael McDonald was the old guy in the poetry class???
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Wow. I mean, seriously.....wow. I dont know whether Im more disturbed by the first picture or the last one. Just.....wow.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
i love her shes like so totally talintid and byootiful.
By I get fucked in the butt for coke, on 11:56 AM
The person in the last picture is Amanda Lepore and "she" was born a man.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
let's hear it for all-white monday! finally!
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
I thought the person in that last picture was Jenna Jameson from the future.
Who was the woman crying in those pictures? I think she reflects how we all feel when we see Paris.
And Professor Longsack may be the most disturbing picture I've seen on the internet, and that's saying a lot.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I think the chick crying in those pics is Nicole Richie(pre-coke).
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
So, was Cisco Adler nominated for a SAG Award?
Ba-dum-dum.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Holy Mother of God.
SO wrong in so many ways.
I'm going to go claw my eyes out now.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
does he need special underwear to keep those nuts off of the ground in case a squirrel tries to run away with one? maybe there is something to be said for bikini briefs. like um.. they hold your grapes up and prevent painful knee bruising?
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "how's it hangin"?!? Yikes!
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
I think the only explanation for the "low-hanging gonads" must be that he has often "tucked them behind" while impersonating a woman.
That, plus his queer stance speaks volumes.
By jeditemple, on 12:30 PM
^ 12:22 Thank you very much. You almost made me wet myself.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
That's A LOT of cocaine on that guy. I wonder how much all that cost.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
Hi, this is Paris' PR flack Elliot Mintz. That is not cocaine on that guy as some might suggest, it is baby powder for a rash.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
So that ID lists her b-day as 1979 and her profile on IMDB lists her b-day as 1981. So is Paris actually two years older than everybody thinks? It's funny she also lists her hair and blonde and eyes as green. Lie much?
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
@ 12:43 that's because it's a fake ID.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
That guy with the coke all over him looks like Jeremy Piven.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
UGH! Enough with this walking STD already...is there anyone she hasn't spread herpes to?? To think that Brian Urlacher hit that...what a disappointment!
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
She continues to make her parents proud!
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Yuck, Cisco's dick doesn't even curve the right way either. He's completely unattractive in every way. Mischa Barton has really disgusting taste in men.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
*waits for the paris hilton fans to call us all jealous, ugly, fat poor people*
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
she has fans left?
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Paris Hilton needs to die in a raging fire so the STD's burn with her.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Why does she have a fake id from Ohio? And why does it list hair color? No license does that...
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
I hope Cisco sues her ass. Why are his nuts so freaking LONG?
By Piquebu, on 1:20 PM
If I was Nicole, I'd kill her.
But then again, you reap what you sow.
By Tazznum1, on 1:21 PM
"That guy with the coke all over him looks like Jeremy Piven."
I thought it was Jon Favreau.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
Sorry waste of blow, if you ask me.
By Jennifer, on 1:36 PM
Why does she have a fake id from Ohio? And why does it list hair color? No license does that...
Ohio does, thats where I live.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
So what I don't understand is you have a guy with what looks like easily half a kilo of coke on him and in the video he says "Thank you Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for the great blow!" and Paris in the same room - why aren't they arrested? Not to mention the fake I.D. Last time I checked possessing that much coke is like, a pretty hefty jail term.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Which one is Pamela ?
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
Thank you, Todd, for killing my horny with those pics. The guy in the first pic needs a cup with extra underwiring support to keep those balls from dragging the ground. He could probably sling his balls to his mouth and give them a good self-sucking.
By Brandy, on 1:39 PM
Remember when her first sex tape came out and her parents said she was a "sweet, niave girl that was taken advantage of"?
They must be so proud of their ass-goiter lazy eyed ho.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Most states have your eye color and hair color on driver licenses.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
So a guy who hangs around with Parisite Hilton ends up with a large rash on his chest?? Yeah, I can buy that...
That's all I have to say. There's soooo many pics, I don't even know where to start with the jokes/insults. Talk about a sensory fuckin overload, Batman.
By joejoe, on 1:51 PM
i highly doubt that's blow. no matter how rich you are, people are very *thrifty* in doling out the coke.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Man. I didn't *want* to look at the Cisco Adler picture (who wants to look at him, even when he's clothed?) but I kept reading the comments about his nutsack, and so I clicked on the picture.
Jesus H. Christ. If that were the first guy I had ever seen naked, I think I would have entered a nunnery. I have never seen anything so scary in my life!
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
north carolina and mass both have hair adn eye color...ive lived in both those places...where the fuck are you at?
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
nicole richies pussy looks like a 12 year olds, either that or i can hardly see what is there
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
until ball-lifts are mandatory for all men, i don't want to hear another comment about a woman's saggy tits.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
WTF Todd? Look, I can deal with damn near every picture you posted except for that thing, Amanda Lepore.
Please provide very obvious and explicit warnings if you ever post pictures of "it" again.
FUCK! How to get that image out of my head?
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Holy Fuck Batman,, Paris is a winner in my books,, she cant get anuff action.
She will have a brain like Swiss Cheese, a pussy like an old rub-her tire, and friends that dont call anymore.....
She is bad news!!! What a Dip shit!!
Wait,, i was thinking about doing a movie with her,,, i have to make a phone call,,,
By burntfinger, on 2:20 PM
I find it funny that Nicole Richie is larger in this pic. She said that she gained weight when she was in Rehab but that she was naturally really small - whatever. Man, I didn't think Paris could look any worse but every day it seems to be the case
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
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By burntfinger, on 2:28 PM
I'd like to perform a little diddy that sprung to mind after seeing Pic 7:
Do your balls hang low...? Can you swing them to and fro...? Can you swing them over your shoulder like a continental soldier...do your balls hang low....?
Thank you and good night.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
cisco needs a nut lift. that is just remotely disgusting. i bet he pisses on his nuts everytime he has to pee
By prettyboy, on 2:35 PM
Are the police going to let all this drug use go without an investigation?
If these were pics from Diddy's house, you know the cops would be at his door at 2am
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
"If these were pics from Diddy's house, you know the cops would be at his door at 2am"
blogs like these have posted lots of pics of diddy smoking blunts and he wasn't arrested or investigated. nice try at race baiting, fuckstick.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
wait just 1 fuckin minute.........paris was born in 79???? the media says shes 25 or 26 right?? so that means shes been lying saying she was born in 1980. what a fucking whore. shes 27 about to be 28. i hate how celebrities try so hard to cover their ages.
By prettyboy, on 2:42 PM
@ prettyboy: That's a FAKE ID!
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Uhh, prettyboy, use your noggin. This was a fake ID she used to get served when she was underage.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
Some things you can't un-see.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
====
===See? there's alot of freaks in Hollywood. and to think that this is only a small group of "celebs" that are being exposed here. I can imagine all of the other crap that other "celebs" are doing. Yucky! This is just sick. anything goes? Looks like it. Damn whores. Love the licking of the coke before u snort it Nicole.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
the thing is, the lowballer bangs all sorts of chicks. damn, wimmin is dumb...
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
the fake id is probably the most serious crime documented in these photos. Also, since the people with this warehouse supposedly have the actual ID, it is real proof. Paris could always argue in court that the drug use photos were staged, but the document forgery can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Right, let's address why she hasn't been investigated...yet.
Someone would have to file a formal complaint. And knowing the amount of money she has they'd probably let it go until they had a handful of complaints until they did something.
As an attorney you could blow these pics and videos off pretty easily. All weak evidence, mostly circumstantial, except for Cisco. There's no excuse for those mudflaps.
Fake ID? No way of proving she procured it. A fan could've sent it to her. Guy with "doobie"? Could be a home rolled cigarette. And she isn't holding it. Bud in the bag? Probably taken in Amsterdam where pot is legal to purchase under certain circumstances. Where'd the pic go of the napkin with the directions to museums in Amsterdam? It was there earlier...
Guy covered in coke? Please God, don't let that be Jon Favreau. I actually liked Zathura but I'm coming dangerously close to not liking it anymore. I haven't seen the video but someone up there quoted from it saying it was Joe Francis that bought it. Not Parisite. Nothing to drop your donut over, if you know what I mean.
The other videos (which I have seen) could only really draw charges of possession. Nothing worth spending millions of dollars of taxpayers' money on, not for a very public trial that will invariably go absolutely nowhere fast. She's got more money than brains, yes, but you don't need brains when you can pay someone to speak for you.
By Vigilante, on 3:15 PM
Hopefully it's just a matter of time before the whore ends up either dead from her own stupidty or in jail. I don't wish her bad things I just get pissed when shit like her is able to get out of a DUI and you just know it will be some innocent people who end up getting hurt from her shit. I just don't see this ending well.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
That doesn't look like Jon Favreau
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DUMMY AND NOT A REAL PERSON!!
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
@ 3:22,
Good. Let's hope not.
By Vigilante, on 3:27 PM
@ 3:24,
It's not a real "person". You're pretty much spot on with the dummy comment.
By Vigilante, on 3:28 PM
Nicole looks better with some fat. I didn't know Amanda Lepore had a vagina. "NOW I KNOW!" LOLLLLLL! I can not get the image of Cisco's nutsack out of my mind. JUST EWWW!Did Paris fuck Cisco? Does that mean Micha Barton has herpes now?
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
I know the whole "I just threw up in my mouth a little" is so not the thing to say, but to be honest, I made the mistake of clicking on Crisco's jumbo balls pic and in an instantaneous reaction my gag reflex went into motion. I'm at a complete loss as to why any woman would have sex with him.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
The Video is here
By burntfinger, on 3:47 PM
Paris' desire to be seen is extra-ordinary. She must be living in a total hell. To be so disconnected from yourself. What a living nightmare!
By Chris, on 3:51 PM
JESUS crap! This dude needs to see a doctor ASAP!
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
why would she get a fake id made on jan 26 when she would have turned 21 22 days later on the 17th.
i dont think its fake.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
don;t know who that old guy is--but it is not Joe Francis--Joe is not that old and grey...who knows who that is...is that her dad? hahah
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
why would a socialite or young entertainer need a fake ID??? i'm sure if dakota fanning wanted to snort coke in clubs and get drunk and buy alcohol they would let her all because she is famous. lindsay lohan is able to buy alcohol on her own and in clubs so theres no need for a fake ID.
By prettyboy, on 4:39 PM
so we all know paris is a whore...
but why would nicole richie show her pussy? damn these kids have way too much money, way too much free time, and way too little brains and dignity.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Those are some low hanging balls! Sadly, I haven't seen many men naked, so is this normal? I'm assuming not, right?
no way! my sack is beautiful. us guys are amazed at how low those are too.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
You can see pamela has cheek implants in that last picture.
I did not know that.
So she has had just about everything, but her brain, expanded.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
Anonymous said...
until ball-lifts are mandatory for all men, i don't want to hear another comment about a woman's saggy tits.
2:12 PM
right on LOLOLOLOL
That nutsack looks like 2 humongous cashews in balloons..........that is just so wrong - I didn't think that dude could be any more repulsive, but here we are.
By jenner, on 5:15 PM
Burntfinger, thanks babe!
I'm terribly sorry for inflicting Captain and Tenille on you, by the way. A couple of hours of banging your head on a concrete wall should clear that right up.
OK, so now having seen the coke-on-the-fat-guy video I'm happy to say I no longer believe the fat guy is Jon Favreau. I still don't know who he is, but even if you tried to nail his ass to the floor for possession you couldn't. Joe Francis? Maybe. But not Paris or the fat guy.
I have no doubt that's coke, 2:03. I weep for the parties you haven't been to. I'm not knocking you, but I've seen guys stagger over and drop half a pound in a dog bowl just to see someone's rottweiler share the love. And then seconds later someone else came and snorted it up off the top of the Eukanuba.
And that wasn't me, just in case you were wondering.
Still, point is no matter how much I'd like to see this waste of perfectly good air nailed to a cross...Paris still stands to be the legal equivalent of teflon even with all this "evidence" against her. You and I know she's danced with the devil, but who wants to be held personally responsible for bringing her to trial over it?
By Vigilante, on 5:15 PM
jeeeebus. his balls probably float when he takes a shit. If he doesn't stand up before he flushes, instant castration. I am so utterly horrified by that picture. I may never be the same.
By insignificUnt, on 5:28 PM
Dear God do these people feel like they have to take a picture of every orafice and stoned party moment in their lives?
They must really think that they are the shit, and that theirs doesn't stink. And that Cisco photo looks like a National Geographic photo of the after effect of primitive tribes that initiate boys into manhood by hanging coconut from their balls.
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
Lemore is Pamela of the future. Just insert "time warp mirror" in that picture.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
Um, why isn't anyone reporting that all of hollywood is scared shitless that Paris' parisphanelia (har har) is floating around? Aren't people upset about these horrible photos of them being on the web (aka Richie coochie, draggy McNutsack, blowman, L-ho in that room with all those bongs, the model she dated rolling a spliff)... seems like Paris would get REAL unpopular REAL fast.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Oh, how shocking. Paris is too predictable. Moving on....
By nia, on 6:48 PM
I'm confused at that last picture. Which one is Pamela Anderson?
By Piquebu, on 7:04 PM
the fake id...
Bluffton, OH?? google map that bitch and you will see that apparently Paris is from Bum-fuck-nowhere, Ohio...
just an interesting choice of places to be from..
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
His scrotum looks like Silly Putty. I wonder if I could transfer a comic strip to them if I press hard enough.
By Kim, on 8:42 PM
wow looks like they had fun...i'm not even sure that blow on the guy is for reals...looks like baking powder...
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
So I guess that joke about what hair color they put on a bald man's id actually makes sense in someplaces? I live in Missouri, and we don't put hair color on our ids... It just seems so weird to what with how quickly you can change that.... I guess now you can change eye color too... But really, what girl hasn't colored her hair at one point or another?
By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM
And Cisco's ball have got to be fake or something... That just seems unnatural!
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
Vigilante said...
Burntfinger, thanks babe!
I'm terribly sorry for inflicting Captain and Tenille on you, by the way. A couple of hours of banging your head on a concrete wall should clear that right up.
OK, so now having seen the coke-on-the-fat-guy video I'm happy to say I no longer believe the fat guy is Jon Favreau. I still don't know who he is, but even if you tried to nail his ass to the floor for possession you couldn't. Joe Francis? Maybe. But not Paris or the fat guy.
I have no doubt that's coke, 2:03. I weep for the parties you haven't been to. I'm not knocking you, but I've seen guys stagger over and drop half a pound in a dog bowl just to see someone's rottweiler share the love. And then seconds later someone else came and snorted it up off the top of the Eukanuba.
And that wasn't me, just in case you were wondering.
Still, point is no matter how much I'd like to see this waste of perfectly good air nailed to a cross...Paris still stands to be the legal equivalent of teflon even with all this "evidence" against her. You and I know she's danced with the devil, but who wants to be held personally responsible for bringing her to trial over it?
You are almost as annoying as Paris Hilton. Shut the hell up already.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
More garbage from the biggest WHORE in California ,sick bitch smokes crack the shows her disgusting ass ,richie crying and then showing her fat ass back when she had one ,and other nasty shit and some body call an ambulance
that bastard balls are falling down that shit is not natural he needs to have those things tucked and that transexual damn that thing is fucking ugly and why is he/she famous? never heard of that freak
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
I've never been so disgusted in my life...the worst ones was Mischa's bf with his nuts sagging and the one with Pamela Anderson and the naked transexual...
By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM
That ball sack and amanda made me feel ill. ICK!
By Pigalina, on 1:11 AM
That pic of Cisco is so freaking gross. Does he think he looks good or something? His nut sack is practically to his knees and the white socks are ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 AM
It all is sooo disgusting...
By Anonymous, on 4:46 AM
Hilton sues website:
Paris Hilton has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles demanding the closure of a website where visitors can pay to view nude photos and other items that formerly belonged to her.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/hilton-sues-website/2007/01/30/1169919322307.html
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
At the risk of sounding like an ape, I want Paris AND Nicole in my bed; one on my face and the other on my thing. Then, I want them to switch places. They are so hot it isn't funny.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM
people in here arent using their common sense or don't know how to count.
how can this ID be bake??? it was issues 1/26/01.......she would've been 21 at the time going on 22 the following month. lets say the entire ID is fake but the issue date is the same.....she would've been 20 going on 21 the next month...why would someone get a fake id 3 weeks before their 21st birthday???
paris hilton is 27 and this proves it.
By prettyboy, on 6:39 AM
I always see Amanda in the street here in NYC. In the daytime. Scary isn't strong enough a word.
RE: Cisco...repulsive. I can't beleive he let anyone photograph him unless they photoshopped that from a 79 year old man.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
I THINK CISCO SHOULD BE UNDER THE POST FOLLOWING THIS ONE...
" MORE SAG AWARDS STUFF"
By Anonymous, on 6:50 AM
I will never get over seeing Amanda Lepore naked. Two words: meat pocket.
By mutterhals, on 6:51 AM
actually, coke doesn't laeve that white residue on skin.. that's NOT coke..
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
Vigilante said... I have no doubt that's coke, 2:03. I weep for the parties you haven't been to.
seriously, drugs are not cool and neither are the people who do them. you weep for the parties they havent been to? i weep for YOU for not only wanting to be around that shit, but for thinking that the rest of us are somehow missing out for not doing it. putting it in the dogs bowl? how truly disgusting. regardless of who did or didnt do it, its still disgusting and you still think youre cool because of it....how sad
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
hello?
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
Ok the tranni, made me vomit.........thanks............NOT!
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
If I was the guy with the big nut sack, I would be more worried about the gay way in which I was posing, rather that the correctable sack in question
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
Yeah, 6:19, I saw that on Yahoo today. To think that this bitch wants everyone to "respect her privacy" when she deliberately makes videotapes and photographs herself screwing half of America pisses me the hell off. If she doesn't want people in her business then maybe she should stay the hell at home. Hook-nosed whore.
By Jennifer, on 9:22 AM
" Hilton sues site with her personal items"
More free publicity for herped up paris.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
10:41: No.
8:08: Never said drugs were cool. Never said I wanted to be around it either. Did say I saw it, which was true. Point is I've seen some people with ridiculous amounts of money do ridiculously stupid things with drugs. Expensive drugs. In large amounts. Which is why seeing the above pics and corresponding video of buddy there covered in baking powder/baby powder/COKE doesn't surprise me in the least.
By Vigilante, on 9:37 AM
It's creepy to think that Cisco went balls deep into Mischa Barton.
By Brandy, on 9:44 AM
Coming from a woman who likes a little doggie, I can appreciate low balls. They are actually very beneficial in that position.
Are the videos still up anywhere? I'd love to see some confirmation of the drug use, then I can really confirm that she is a total loser.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Dogs would have a field day with Cisco. Cisco may get some thrill out of it too. A jar of peanut butter and saggy balls go a long way.
Oh, and Cisco even sounds like a dog's name.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
5'9 and 108 lbs, that's it!?? i think i may need to lose weight...
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
The guy in the first picture has the cock and balls of a eighty year old man.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
Is the third picture a pussy or an ass?
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Cisco says, "It puts the lotion in the fucking basket. It does this whenever it's told!"
That's a creepy looking motherfucker right there y'all.
It looks like he uses his scrote to bungee jump. Not only is it the longest scrap of genital skin I've ever seen, his left ball is crazy huge. Lucky for him Mischa has such a huge piehole. If you can manage to drag your eyes away from the Elephant Man's sack for a minute, can anyone tell what that pile of white shit is on the table he's got his ugly ass foot propped up on?
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
I like a little sagging in the nut sack so when we are doing it doggy style it will hit the clit but whith this guy he would end up slapping me. Totally miss the clit.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
what the hell is going on in the greenish third pic?
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Wish there were some embarassing pictures of Brit Brit doing coke. Put the final nails in that hags coffin once and for all.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
Re: the ID, dude, it's fake.
Real Ohio licenses only vaguely resemble that thing. And if it was "issued" in '01, she had a whole year to go till she turned 21. As an Ohioan also born in '81, trust me on this.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
they can't sue them for the drugs
they can't sue them for being whory
maybe they can sue him for hanging that low
maybe there should be some serious scientific study about wether drugs make you hang low.
these kids are posessed
they look like corrupted court members of kings in the medieval
they don't stand a chance/
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
Cisco Adler always had this distrubing vibe about him. Whenever I'd see a photo of him, I'd get the willies and cringe. NOW, thanks Paree, I know why. Once again, my sixth sense is unerringly CORRECT!
Do you have to hang weights from your sak to make your poor balls that stretched out?? My ex told me that..which is why he's my ex. Freak!~
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
Love how cisco fagler's nads have made people wax poetic.
Oh, another reason my ex is my ex is because he tucked them, too, which freaked me out to no end, so tucking, weights, that's how you stretch 'em. Anyone else's take?
Why would a guy pose nekked with that deformity (I've seen a few mens, and no, never seen one hung so low as that fug, even the freako ex who tried and enlightened me to the world of freakydom to which I was violently returned when I saw this)--it makes the peeny look weally wittle. He shouldn't advertise! He had to be on ludes, coke, everything, and too wasted to care. Plus, that face, ugh, fuggly!
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
is that nichole richies ass in picture 4
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
OK, so she(Paris) has gen. herpes, had an abortion and/or morning after pills. She takes mutliple RX's and she is the most stupid person om earth!!! leaving this crap behind??? I am stunned that she tried to sell prescription drugs and got into trouble. I really hope she is jailed!. I noticed the comments she made about public school people like she is so much better for going to private school...PLEASE!!!!
Spoiled rotten and needs real help.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
i just don't understand what is wrong with these people! there really isn't too much more to say about paris and her whole "clan". nothing else can be surprising anymore.
By doubleu, on 7:19 PM
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