Please knock that "FIRST!" shit off. You're anonymous and nobody cares. Nobody would care if you weren't anonymous. It's not a race or contest, retard.
Why even get a blow-up doll of Paris Hilton when you know that eventually, her pussy is going to get so huge (from being such a big whore) that it will overtake the earth...like some sort of huge cloud...a pussy-cloud. Watch out when it "rains" and when there's a queef-hurricane.
You can get a Kim Kardashian doll. Just buy a guy doll and stick a couple of cantaloupe halves on it. Voila! Hairy and stiff, just like the real thing!
When I am declared Emperor, the following laws will be instated.
One - If you wear sunglasses that make you look like a praying mantis, any citizen is automatically authorized to shoot you in the face with a bazooka.
Two - Any woman who (solo or in a group) assumes that goddamned "Look! My fingers are a gun! [giggle!]" pose may be knocked out via a roll of quarters in a sock, strapped into a dentist's chair, and forced to watch "Charlie's Angels 2" until their brain liquefies and runs out their nose. In the tragically likely event that the woman has no brain to begin with, the procedure may be ended with a bullet to the head after a playing of "Stars Are Blind" fails to cause reflexive twitching or drooling.
Third - If you say "baby bump" in reference to a woman's pregnancy, you will be executed via the most immediate and painful method at hand.
Fourth - Kim Kardashian gets killed just out of spite for being even more pointless than Paris.
Further laws will be enacted at my whim. Do not anger the Emperor, O retarded celebutantes.
Are those purses or some sort of solar reflective device to communicate with aliens? If they paid more than $19.99 for those hideous things, they were robbed.
Of course she doesn't want a sex doll of herself! With her personality, wonky eye, STDs and so on, everyone would prefer the doll to her! She'd never get laid again.
3:34, my lord emperor! *bows* It shall be as you command!
damn why did Australia let her in the country ,they should have a sign no whores allowed and their friends now that country needs to wash it self with Clorox or they will be infected
im so tired of people calling paris a whore. shes a tease, not a slut. she sells the image of sex but nothing more. anyone who saw her sex tape can tell she's a horrible fuck with no real interest in sex. "WHORES" AND "SLUTS" LIKE SEX THEY DONT PRETEND TO, LIKE OUR FRIEND PARIS HERE.
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FIRSSSSSSSSSSST! and I hate this bitch with passion
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
I love how the parisite can't make a gun barrel out of her fingers. It's like her big long fingers are all tangled up and retarded.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Just thought I'd mention that Paris is wearing a fake/knockoff LV bikini.
That is all.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Please knock that "FIRST!" shit off. You're anonymous and nobody cares. Nobody would care if you weren't anonymous. It's not a race or contest, retard.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
How about a Kim Kardashian sex doll?
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Why even get a blow-up doll of Paris Hilton when you know that eventually, her pussy is going to get so huge (from being such a big whore) that it will overtake the earth...like some sort of huge cloud...a pussy-cloud. Watch out when it "rains" and when there's a queef-hurricane.
By nando, on 2:14 PM
wow they manage to screw up something as simple as a charlie's angel pose. what the hell are they doing with their hands?! lmao
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
hee hee hee hee....
the feet....
By Marianne, on 2:21 PM
who would want a paris hilton blowup doll that doesn't give you that burning sensation afterwards?
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Fisting Paris would probably sell ok
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Paris *changed her shoes* between photos 1 and 2. "OMG! They're taking my picture! I can't be seen in unsexy flats!!"
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
If I was still single I'd buy a Paris Hilton Realdoll for $150.00 - $50,000 is kind of pushing it.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
The big question would be, if the doll is life-like, will it come with herpes sores too?
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
You can get a Kim Kardashian doll. Just buy a guy doll and stick a couple of cantaloupe halves on it. Voila! Hairy and stiff, just like the real thing!
By Vigilante, on 3:19 PM
When I am declared Emperor, the following laws will be instated.
One - If you wear sunglasses that make you look like a praying mantis, any citizen is automatically authorized to shoot you in the face with a bazooka.
Two - Any woman who (solo or in a group) assumes that goddamned "Look! My fingers are a gun! [giggle!]" pose may be knocked out via a roll of quarters in a sock, strapped into a dentist's chair, and forced to watch "Charlie's Angels 2" until their brain liquefies and runs out their nose. In the tragically likely event that the woman has no brain to begin with, the procedure may be ended with a bullet to the head after a playing of "Stars Are Blind" fails to cause reflexive twitching or drooling.
Third - If you say "baby bump" in reference to a woman's pregnancy, you will be executed via the most immediate and painful method at hand.
Fourth - Kim Kardashian gets killed just out of spite for being even more pointless than Paris.
Further laws will be enacted at my whim. Do not anger the Emperor, O retarded celebutantes.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
don't worry, she'll be reconsidering this offer once she comes down from her meth high.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
I'm starting to believe that this mysterious "Jenny" that writes here is actually Paris Hilton in disguise.
Who would talk about her(self) so much when this tramp is actually good for nothing? The only one interested in Hilton is Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
God, what is with the shiny luggage? These are two of the most retarded whores ever.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
Are those purses or some sort of solar reflective device to communicate with aliens? If they paid more than $19.99 for those hideous things, they were robbed.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
damnnnnnnnnn kim is soooooo hott. i dont see how she's hairy at all
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
How could anyone tell the difference between a Paris sex doll and the real person. Both are completely plastic with no soul and heads filled with air
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Do those bags (not purses, please) come with medieval armours?
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
"Grandma, stop searching! I just found your glasses!"
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Of course she doesn't want a sex doll of herself! With her personality, wonky eye, STDs and so on, everyone would prefer the doll to her! She'd never get laid again.
3:34, my lord emperor! *bows* It shall be as you command!
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
Paris Hilton, the most destructive invasive species to be released upon Australia since the marine toad.
And, also like the marine toad, she's equipped with toxin-oozing glands.
By joejoe, on 10:56 PM
damn why did Australia let her in the country ,they should have a sign no whores allowed and their friends
now that country needs to wash it self with Clorox or they will be infected
By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM
im so tired of people calling paris a whore. shes a tease, not a slut. she sells the image of sex but nothing more. anyone who saw her sex tape can tell she's a horrible fuck with no real interest in sex. "WHORES" AND "SLUTS" LIKE SEX THEY DONT PRETEND TO, LIKE OUR FRIEND PARIS HERE.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
paris has standards?! what is this world comning to?!
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
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