Paris Hilton is Useless

42 Comments:

  • why would the paparazzi go get her gas?

    By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM  

  • What a turd. And the bigger turds are those paps that actually went and got gas for her! If they got tired of waiting for what? Waiting to take pictures of her doing more of nothing?

    By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM  

  • Dear God I can't believe I am agreeing with her logic but here it goes. I would do the same. Make the useless paparazzi go get gas, why not? By the way that Kim girl looks like a goddamn Bratz doll. That is not a compliment.

    By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM  

  • Fuck Paris. How about some posts about Kim Kardashian?

    Granted, she's just as useless as Paris. But she's better looking and has a great ass. A really great ass.

    By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

  • Kim Kadashian needs to stop wearing clothes.

    By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

  • Here's a better ending...

    "...the paparazzi got tired of waiting and went to go get her gas. Then they set her no-talent ass on fire and the people of Middle-Earth were saved at last."

    The End

    By jeditemple, on 1:15 PM  

  • rainbow and happiness :))))))))))))))))))
    hahahahahaha

    By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

  • I'm not always 100% up to speed on the latest gossip, so can someone *please* tell me who the fuck Kim Kardashian is and why anyone talks about her? All I know is that she's frequently seen with Paris (which implies frequent coke use and lipstick lesbianism) and that she stars in a "stolen" porn video that hasn't been released solely because she only does washed-up black R&B stars. Has she done anything else that I don't know about?

    By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM  

  • Awww...I think it's cute that Paris brings her pet sandmonkey everywhere (even though she must shed something fierce).

    By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM  

  • 1:25: Kim Kashardian is famous for her Guinness Book of World Records entry (World's Hairiest Woman), and also for her welfare vagina.

    By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

  • What's up with Kim's collar/necklace/semi-sweater/vestette? - what the fuck IS that thing!

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

  • I LOVE the way someone wrote DORK on the wall before they came down.

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • Some fashion sense they have going on. Paris is wearing a designer fishing cap and apparently Kim keeps track of the losers she fucks by wearing an abacus on her chest.

    By Seven, on 2:18 PM  

  • Sorry but this makes me love paris more. Just awesome, I would do it to. Why get out an walk when you can get some guys to do it. Awesome. And I am not really a paris fan.

    By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM  

  • What's the pussycat doing in the car with her?

    Doesn't she know Paris will jump any dick in site?

    By Dan, on 3:31 PM  

  • I really wish the paparazzi had not gotten her gas, instead letting her just rot in traffic. They did exactly what that stupid cooze wanted them to do, and that, my friends, is why this whore is still famous.

    By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM  

  • too bad i saw a picture of the scrap book and it said "the first time we met" her hand was half covering the we met part in the picture.

    By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

  • This chick is a waste of time and space. Im speechless; without speech.What a world...

    By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM  

  • altho kim is also a waste of space, at least she's pretty and doesn't look like Big Bird, and yes both are highly delusional and totally useless...what did you expect her to do, to actually get up and get gas?! that's what her peons are supposed to do, DUH!

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

  • i love when these idiots run out of gas. really, who the fuck runs out of gas?!?! i did that like once when i was 16. fucking morons.

    By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM  

  • This is exactly why women can never have equal rights. Stupid bitches like Paris Hilton keep setting us back decades.

    Hey Paris, Here's a tip!

    When the little arrow reaches E...FILL UP THE DAMN CAR.

    By Anonymous, on 6:11 PM  

  • What a useless sack of monkey shit.

    Wait... I take that back...

    Let's remove her skn and donate it to a burn unit.

    hehe.. that would make her useful and very sore. hehe

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

  • She's not the biggest idiot here, folks...the morons that went and got her gas are!

    By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM  

  • Looks like Paris, and the other "it" girls will continue to get press and make more money.

    Why do some people think pointlessly proselytizing and kevetching about some else's life, is useful? She's a whore...well great, that's profound! Listen, none of them care and they're probably laughing at everyone else! They'll continue to be around for people to hate, and it won't end until people stop hating...I just love seeing people continue to get pissed off.

    By bob dylan, on 7:26 PM  

  • all you need to know about Kim Kardashian is that her daddy was the key guy to allow O.J. Simpson walk away from murdering 2 people. he headed up the defense team.

    By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM  

  • Does she sit on the commode and wait for someone to wipe her ass, and flush the toliet after?

    But hey, the morons did go fetch her gas so you can't blame her for expecting it.

    By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM  

  • The only people dumber than hilton are the photographers who got her gas.
    They should have waited... doesn't her car come with a cell phone?

    By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM  

  • she's tired of the paps comments.. so she did nothing at all.. but sadly.. it is - damn/dumb if you do and damn/dumb if you don't!! haha!

    By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM  

  • I said it before and I'm still telling you guys: this Jenny who writes here with Todd is actually Paris Hilton in disguise.

    Only Hilton would talk about herself so much, and only her would be all that interested in her ridiculous shenanigans. Who else would?

    By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM  

  • the stupid skank did not know where the gas thingy was , is up your ass paris you worthless whore and to know that there are girls out there who think she is the best thing since slide bread so sad

    By Anonymous, on 1:19 AM  

  • omg this picture is great - matching noses...

    I still thing the paparazzi should have brought her a coloring book and some crayons. We would never hear from her again. Now that would be worth the 5 Dollar!

    By Anonymous, on 2:57 AM  

  • Am i the only one who thinks she looks like an overdone drag queen?? Or a freakin porcelain doll with a painted face and fake hair. CREEPY.

    By Exangel, on 6:43 AM  

  • how the hell is kim hairy??

    By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM  

  • The Paps bought her GAS??!? I would have just stood there, pointing and laughing.....I swear it wouldn't have gotten old.....

    She's looking more haggard everyday ACK! *pukes*

    By Coleypants, on 2:06 PM  

  • Hell, she wouldn't have a clue how to pump gas. All she can pump ugly ass.

    By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM  

  • wow. And we're supposed to be suprised by this?

    By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM  

  • 1:05... from having Armenian ancestry.

    Glad I could help.

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

  • Damned shame it wasn't a can of diesel they brought back. But then, it would be a sad way to treat such a nice car...

    By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM  

  • Holy sheep-shit. Are you fucking kidding me right now? I cannot beleive she atleast doesnt even know where the gas "goes" in her own car. Then the useless retard actually asks the guy "Is it working?".....No, Paris,...the car is rejecting the gas.....we thought this MAY be a problem,...we may need to put you on a waiting list until a match is found,....you fucking waste of carbon. Oh,...and make sure you actually "take" your change back from the guy that just went and did your dumbass a favor. Now you have A Billion and 4 dollars. Nice. Most people would be mortified and embarrassed, but, she probably has "people" to feel that for her.

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

  • hmm DAN you have a point....kim does look like that pcd chick.....cept one does her eyebrows and other other believes she does them.

    By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM  

  • There are some paparazzi out there who will actually attest that Paris is pretty good to them. She lets them snap tons of pictures and usually gives them decent shots... then in turn she gets media attention and the paparazzi gets to pay his bills allowing him to have a roof over his head for the time being. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Why shouldn't someone have gone to get her gas... its really the only decent and humane thing to do (assuming they didn't walk to get her gas, at that point one could argue that shes just as capable of walking as anyone else). On top of that one of them probably even VOLUNTEERED to go get the gas... They paparazzi REALLY LOGICALLY stood to benefit from Paris' being out of gas all day because they could have stayed there snapping off pictures all the live long day of the disruption and scene she was causing...

    really... just THINK about it.

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • Well, it depends the way you look at it. If you have enough imaginations, obviously you guys don't, you could see her being smart. How you might ask. If she had put gas in her car, they would take pictures and put something mean in the tabloids (as they always do). That's really smart if you actually make paparazzis get pissed when they want a specific picture, edit it, and put it on the media. What you guys would have probably done was the same thing: Why? I'm just guessing you guys MIGHT be smart. You would look at the paparazzis and get sick and tired of them in your mind (you would, really). Just look at it in different perspectives rather than bash at people you don't even know, which is why websites like these are truly showing people who they aren't they really are.

    By anonymous, on 8:39 PM  

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