I managed to watch one minute of that boring video before I was distracted by some paint drying on one of my living room walls....
How funny that 'Return To Innocence' is playing in the background. Afterall, for Paris to 'Return to Innocence' she'd need a time travel machine, 18 months of heavy chemical detoxification, a drum of bleach-based sanitizer and a labia lift.
What was Michael Jackson doing there? The only other male in the room looks to be pretty old and about to croak. We all know the cut off age for Michael is 13.
right...like paris really knows what "appalled" and "exploited" mean. how many days did it take him to come up with that lie? the pics and videos have been floating around for what, 2, 3, 4 days?
i seem to recall when the items from the storage unit were purchased in the first place, quite a while back. didn't the person who bought the stuff approach paris at a cd or book signing and tell her he did so. didn't he also offer to sell the stuff back to her (at a slightly higher price, of course)? so there goes the "shocked and surprised" part too.
i know that michael is nicole richie's godfather. anyway thats soo weird hes the only full black person in that picture yet hes whiter than them at the same time.
but paris we've seen everything so no sense in filing lawsuit. it wont do you any justice. more videos and pictures will mysteriously leak online for the next couple of weeks from unamed sources.
HA! What a troglodite. Some skany French woman tells Paris that she looks like barbie and Joe looks like Ken. Then Paris asks who the fuck Ken is. I really really really can't believe that there are people out there in the world THIS stupid. She truly ranks at the bottom of the food chain.
That's not a live snake in the old fella's lap. Looks to be a handle of some sort.
As a person who has kept/bred snakes for over a decade, and has owned hundreds over the years, I've never seen a snake able to naturally position its body in 90 degree angles. ;)
oh waaaaaaaaaaaa. Pay your damn bills if you don't want your skankiness exposed. And if some moving company was supposed to pay the bill (yeah, right) then she needs to sue the moving company. ParisExposed owns her shit free and clear.
The picture was taken in May 2003 at Robert Evans house to celebrate the release of Brett Ratner's (FOM - Friend of Michael) book, 'Hilhaven Lodge: The Photo Booth Pictures'.
one can only speculate that our dear MJ has moved on from little boys to rather an older demographic... which begs the question, where the hell was this picture taken? a nursing home?!
I especially like the pictures from the website where she has a prescription for Valtrex. What do you want to bet that the LA County Health Department has a line 2 miles long after this came out in the open????????
I especially like the pictures from the website where she has a prescription for Valtrex. What do you want to bet that the LA County Health Department has a line 2 miles long after this came out in the open????????
9:09 AM
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Hell, I think it might be too much for the LA County Health Department to handle .
The Centre for Disease Control and FEMA will have to be dispatched and then set up tents to accomodate the mobs of infected people.
The manufacturers of Valtrex will open several new processing plants in a manufacturing surge so large it will make the Industrial Revolution look like prep for an elementary bake sale in comparison.
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Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson, some old guy, and an oompa loompa. What a mix!
Elliot Mintz for President
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Banner pic: no, yes, alien, not with your dick, no
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
I managed to watch one minute of that boring video before I was distracted by some paint drying on one of my living room walls....
How funny that 'Return To Innocence' is playing in the background.
Afterall, for Paris to 'Return to Innocence' she'd need a time travel machine, 18 months of heavy chemical detoxification, a drum of bleach-based sanitizer and a labia lift.
By joejoe, on 11:03 AM
What was Michael Jackson doing there? The only other male in the room looks to be pretty old and about to croak. We all know the cut off age for Michael is 13.
By Brandy, on 11:11 AM
Does this not scream publicity stunt? Anything to keep her diseased invested self in the spot light.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
right...like paris really knows what "appalled" and "exploited" mean. how many days did it take him to come up with that lie? the pics and videos have been floating around for what, 2, 3, 4 days?
i seem to recall when the items from the storage unit were purchased in the first place, quite a while back. didn't the person who bought the stuff approach paris at a cd or book signing and tell her he did so. didn't he also offer to sell the stuff back to her (at a slightly higher price, of course)? so there goes the "shocked and surprised" part too.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell is going on in that first picture.
Very random photo-op.
Skanks 1, 2, and 3: Check.
Guy with an oxygen tank: Check.
Creepy ass-Micheal Jackson: Check.
Good times.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
In pic 5, Parisite reminds me of Janis from Dr. Teeth's Muppet Band, only not nearly as attractive.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
She wanted it and she got it...People.com has reported that the site has shut down.
Too bad the entire world has already seen pics and videos from it. Sucks for poor Paris
By Valerie, on 12:18 PM
The site is still up. I just checked it.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Bought it all for a little under $3,000 and sold for 10 MILLION?!?! wow... someone let me know next time Paris leaves her crap somewhere.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
i know that michael is nicole richie's godfather. anyway thats soo weird hes the only full black person in that picture yet hes whiter than them at the same time.
but paris we've seen everything so no sense in filing lawsuit. it wont do you any justice. more videos and pictures will mysteriously leak online for the next couple of weeks from unamed sources.
By prettyboy, on 12:41 PM
HA! What a troglodite. Some skany French woman tells Paris that she looks like barbie and Joe looks like Ken. Then Paris asks who the fuck Ken is. I really really really can't believe that there are people out there in the world THIS stupid. She truly ranks at the bottom of the food chain.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
I have to admit i am suprised by the guy with the oxygen tank and a live snake (?) in his lap. that's pretty weird.
By stinky, on 12:48 PM
Where is Mossad when you need them???????? Take this bitch OUT.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
I wonder how long it will take before Paris' people find the pics and vids on this site.
By Brandy, on 12:53 PM
This about publicity and nothing more.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Stinky,
That's not a live snake in the old fella's lap. Looks to be a handle of some sort.
As a person who has kept/bred snakes for over a decade, and has owned hundreds over the years, I've never seen a snake able to naturally position its body in 90 degree angles. ;)
By joejoe, on 1:57 PM
oh waaaaaaaaaaaa. Pay your damn bills if you don't want your skankiness exposed. And if some moving company was supposed to pay the bill (yeah, right) then she needs to sue the moving company. ParisExposed owns her shit free and clear.
By Noxiousnan, on 2:33 PM
Is she kidding!??! She has more porn on the internet than some real live pornstars and she's worried about this?
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
The picture was taken in May 2003 at Robert Evans house to celebrate the release of Brett Ratner's (FOM - Friend of Michael) book, 'Hilhaven Lodge: The Photo Booth Pictures'.
Simple, isn't it.
You're welcome.
By Sid Kraven, on 3:57 PM
Wow. Watched the NSFW video and was saved from death by boredom when I managed to hit the stop button halfway through.
By Noxiousnan, on 4:14 PM
What she said:
..."I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain,"
What she meant:
Only I'm supposed to exploit my and my sister's private personal belongings for commercial gain"
By coolpapaboze, on 5:51 PM
I actually found the VIDEO quite amusing...it does look kinda fun. :P
By Cat, on 6:56 PM
Why is this girl taking pictures with michael jackson? is'nt she a racist?
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
one can only speculate that our dear MJ has moved on from little boys to rather an older demographic... which begs the question, where the hell was this picture taken? a nursing home?!
By dawn, on 7:30 PM
...whatta waste of st. tropez...
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
oh great that damn video made everyone vomit her nasty tits and her flat ass shit that was sick
By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM
I especially like the pictures from the website where she has a prescription for Valtrex. What do you want to bet that the LA County Health Department has a line 2 miles long after this came out in the open????????
By JenJenMichelle, on 9:09 AM
JenJenMichelle said...
I especially like the pictures from the website where she has a prescription for Valtrex. What do you want to bet that the LA County Health Department has a line 2 miles long after this came out in the open????????
9:09 AM
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Hell, I think it might be too much for the LA County Health Department to handle .
The Centre for Disease Control and FEMA will have to be dispatched and then set up tents to accomodate the mobs of infected people.
The manufacturers of Valtrex will open several new processing plants in a manufacturing surge so large it will make the Industrial Revolution look like prep for an elementary bake sale in comparison.
By joejoe, on 10:15 AM
LMAO @ joejoe...so true. But FEMA would probably screw that up, too.
By JenJenMichelle, on 12:22 PM
Her parents must be so proud!
By Anonymous, on 12:47 AM
it is michael jackson in that pic right? if not...wow that guy/girl has a career in impersonation!
By Anonymous, on 1:10 AM
nicky looks so dark she's almost black...well, at least darker than MJ...DUH!
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
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