Wow. What a bitch. I'll never cook a delicious and nutritious meal in under thirty minutes again. Those naughty kitchen photos are too much. Were her comments made before or after she found out her man was paying women to spit on him? Or whatever that was.
@ toni, nobody cared about Rachael Ray a year ago, but now the girl has like 8 shows, so I'm glad people are bringing up what a cunt she is.
fyi, I lived 10 minutes from her and I can tell you most of the people who know her know she fucked her way to the top. She fucked like 3 different guys to get her first big gig on a news station cooking her gross food.
Many men would love to love Racheal Ray. They find her sweet n' fresh just like the meals she makes.... Dudes just eat her up! It's a shame Justin Timbelake didn't get a piece of her! Um... pour some evoo all over me-them-us! Racheal is what Micheal Douglas really needed... Not some piss-poor Brit who smells like ale. Racheal Ray smells like teen sprit! Thats what gives the world some Nirvana!
I have never seen Rachael Ray's show and I was only peripherially aware that she existed.
But she does have a point about Oprah, if that quote about the portrait in the lobby is true. I don't think that it is that Oprah has "a problem being black" as Rachael Ray put it. But if there is a giant portrait of Oprah, as described, then that is is fucking obnoxious.
Actually, it is beyond obnoxious, it is racist. If I owned my own office building and displayed a picture of myself dressed as a slave owner (with whip in hand) in the lobby, how would that go over?
those are the most uncomfortable sexy "cute" pictures I've ever seen in my life ... and what's with her in skimpy outfits. She doesn't have the body for it and she's a cooking show host ... when did they become sexy?
I dont understand these pictures. I dont really understand the whole rachel ray phenomena....i dont....i just dont get it. Not to be mean. but i cant stand that $40 a day show....i tried watching the daytime show. But, i just dont understand the allure of this person...
Surely she could have stuffed that bra with a couple of those tomatoes behind her. Oh well, it doesn't matter, because I hate her anyway...especially her retarded voice.
I'm going to go punch my box of "Wheat Thins" now. That bitch's picture is on everything.
El oh freaking el at the ugly troll. Good grief, FHM must have some pretty pathetic standards if they let THAT into their magazine. Maybe she should try letting someone else eat all that food.
Only reason it would take so long, over a year, for this to come out is cause' she must have pissed someone off and that person is now telling. Interesting to see what happens now that she has crossed the almighty Oprah.
OH MY GOD. are those picture for real?! why is there no explanation before those?! i don't understand.....who in the world would find rachel ray attractive/want to get off to rachel ray/want to rachel ray bearing her midriff and thighs....seriously...i can't believe this....if those were really in FHM i hope the person that came up with that idea is fired. i'm about to throw up. this is too sick to handle. why the torture?!
OH MY GOD. are those picture for real?! why is there no explanation before those?! i don't understand.....who in the world would find rachel ray attractive/want to get off to rachel ray/want to rachel ray bearing her midriff and thighs....seriously...i can't believe this....if those were really in FHM i hope the person that came up with that idea is fired. i'm about to throw up. this is too sick to handle. why the torture?!
You know these pictures are so fake, it's like they cut off her head and put it on the body of someone plus photoshopped and iairbrushed the hell outta it...I want to shoot this bitch, I want her to choke on that damn EVOO...man will she EVER go away? PLEASE! She doesn't even know how to cook, she's admitted it like a million times already...
Maybe I'm an exception, but as a straight man I'd rather fuck Rachael than Angelina.
Sure, Angelina's got the lips and the tits, but her arm veins are freeeeeaky and the bitch has a fucking SWORD collection.
After you bedded her down Rachael would probably run into the kitchen to make you the best sandwich you'd ever had, while Angelina would be more likely to cut your still-beating heart out of your chest with a samurai sword and then eat it to prove her undying love for you.
She looks like a hobbit with giant veneers. What's the appeal? I love hobbits, but not creepy uberperky ones with giant grins, like a female Tom Cruise. In those pictures, they stretched and brushed her like a canvas!
But I can see why she prefers Aniston to Angelina -- lack of feeling of inferiority.
I don't believe for a second she would mouth off about Oprah. She's too much of a brown noser to do so and she is not the least bit sexy. These photos are scary not sexy!
Youse betta skeeedaddle before Missums Oprah finds out whatchooo beenz sayin behind huh back! Theyz Nooooooo telling whatza Missums Oprah goin ta do to the whole lottaof ussuns. She mayjus put choo beeehind inta the hot shed until yosa screamin from da heat. Yessa Missums Rachel, youse really gones an dones it now!!!
ack!! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE mostly ANYTHING food network...I watch it anytime the TV is on...Except this annoying chunka woman...she is sooooo annoying and gets under my skin..And she has a gnarly habit of wearing clothes too many sizes too small for her..Just cuase it comes in your size- doesn't mean you should wear it!! And WHAT is that pic of her with a shit-covered spoon? G-R-O-S-S...I hope Oprah kicks her ass!!
I love it when parents let the twelve-year-olds post.
Rachael's really, really cute. Those FHM photos were great. There's a reason she's insanely popular and you're not.
Like her show or don't like her, but the insults posted here are a little odd and reveal much more about the poster than they ever would of Rachael.
As far as her rant against BP and AJ, well, she's a friend of Jennifer Aniston, right? No one here has ever said anything bad about someone who hurt a friend, right? Yeah, that's what I thought.
I have no clue who that chick is, but anybody that tells Oprah off is pretty cool in my opinion. Oprah, you're a talk show celebrity, shut the fuck up for fucks sake you self righteous cunt whore.
i think she looks normal. she has her own voice, i admire that. unlike the others, she has actual talent. she doesn't have to look like a supermodel to do what she does.
ok, fatties, help me out here, i can't remember all the jellybellykellyisms right now...
I'm not really a fan of Rachael Ray, but I'd need to see or hear a tape of this incident before I'd believe a word of it. It sounds suspiciously like other urban rumors, such as the one about Tommy Hilfiger claiming he was horrified by his clothes being popular among blacks, or Liz Claiborne (is she even a real person?) going on Oprah and confirming that she belongs to a white supremacist organization.
Funny how many people believe what anyone says. Nobody wants to actually think for themselves. To all you twits out there who think she is fat why do you bother looking at these pics? A women's average size is 12, I doubt your women looks any better! Do the math retards. Opps, forgot you can't.
4:01, that's exactly what I thought. Brought to mind when I lived in Toronto. Had an apartment in just down the road from a certain Toronto TV Mogul's house. One day I passed the guy's house and noticed that workers were bringing out this huge friggin' painting down the walkway, I mean this thing had to have been five feet by ten feet if it was an inch. It was a portrait of the TV Mogul. Just him, no scenic background. A perfect homage to the guy's megalomaniacal disposition.
It took four guys to move the thing and when they saw me snicker they said something to the tune of "Yeah, no kidding. You should see what else he's got in there".
@ 9:50: I am female and mosty indifferent to Rachel Ray, but I'm sorry, she just isn't built to be in those kinds of clothes. And the fact that the average woman is chunky doesn't justify calling her or any of them "normal". To be fair, a lot of it is genetics- she will never be the model type. She wasn't born with very good shape, but I still think she has a significant amount of room to trim up in a healthful way.
But I actually find her attractive. Very much so, actually. And i'm assuming i'm not alone in feeling this way, or else this FHM photoshoot would never have been given the green light.
Perhaps some dudes find her mouth intimidating. For some, it might be a little like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.
However, any attraction I might have toward her evaporates the INSTANT I hear her mannish voice. She's got this deep guffaw/chuckle that rivals the Jolly Green Giant.
I totally believe she said it, she's a typical brown-nosing, star f**er who will bad mouth the same person behind her back. Don't forget she had a few drinks-she is annoying and loud even when sober, I can imagine how obnoxious she becomes when drunk. And who the hell let her pose in a bikini? It's like watching a piglet trying to be sexy. No wonder she's friends with Aniston and jealous of Jolie--all mediocre, ugly girls with no sex appeal stick together.
Toronto TV mogul? I'll guess Moses Znaimer. Because I can't name another Toronto TV mogul, and because his slicked-back-into-a-ponytail haircut just screams arrogant megalomaniac.
Anon 10:58, Let's see Jen A is friends with Courtney, Sheryl Crow, Kate Hudson blah blah, None of them are ugly. Just becuase somebody does not like Angelina does not mean they are ugly. I am a good example of that. You would love to look at all my hotness but so sad you cannot.
2:31 -- Sheryl Crow and Cox--not exactly raging beauties or known for their sex appeal.. Courtney with her vibrator is trying hard on "Dirt" but without much success. Kate Hudson? Never saw her with Aniston. All that Jolie hatred is just jealousy, plain and simple. As to your "hotness"--make a home video and post it on the internet-isn't that what "hot" girls-next-door like to do?
Angelina Hot Not! Only thing she gots is lips. Her body would be okay, but those damn tat's are nasty. And her face is plain average. Don't ask me what you idiots see in her, guess she is better than what you have (your hand), so keep dreaming.
i have a friend who always said that she was the loud mouth in the bar after too many martinis. apparently he was right. i could probably deal with her if one of her 28 shows wasn't on ALL THE FUCKING TIME and her food didn't look 90% unedible. i think they need to replace her in everything with alton brown. he's great.
After you bedded her down Rachael would probably run into the kitchen to make you the best sandwich you'd ever had, while Angelina would be more likely to cut your still-beating heart out of your chest with a samurai sword and then eat it to prove her undying love for you.
5:26 PM
I'm a huge Angelina fan, but this made me LMFAO
Hmmm....maybe it IS possible to be a fan of someone, yet not let anonymous internet posters rile you up because they don't like the same person you do.
Maybeeeee......
PS - don't know Rachel Ray, Oprah's an annoying cow, who cares if the story is true or not, it's all pretty damn funny.....
AND DAMN YOU JOEJOE for getting to guess Moses before I could ;)
2:31, Cox and Crow are passably attractive on a GREAT day, plain as yogurt the rest of the time. As for Hudson, IS she actuallyfriends? She was seen talking to Aniston ONCE, then probably ran for her life when Jen started whining about Brad. Or Jen hit on her, whichever came first.
Hot? I really would love to see you. The "hotness" is probably a tight-faced dishwater blonde with a man body, just like Crow and Aniston.
I think she's absolutely beautiful and she is definitely not FAT! Beats out all those skinny celebrities out there that cause people to have eating disorders.
I also think those pictures are sexy too.
Though, I wouldn't be shocked if the story was true ... I can picture her with a dirty mouth lol.
RAchel Ray is a loud mouth. Talks 3000 miles a minute. Someone that I would definitely bitch-slap for talking too dayem much! I watch her cooking show one time and I wanted to hit her with that pan she was using... She's so annoying and now her true colors are out!! Can't believe she bit the hands that feeds her.
Hey, I love curvy women, borderline chubby or even fatty, but whats wrong with these ladies only paying attention to fat slobs with goatees and pickup trucks? Hey girl, I'm slim, neat and will treat you like a queen! Chubby gals, please give the skinny man a chance!
"Beats out all those skinny celebrities out there that cause people to have eating disorders."
Celebrities don't "cause people to have eating disorders". Stop acting like the rest of the hordes of fat soccer moms looking for a scapegoat and recognize the concept of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. It's people like you who spill hot coffee all over themselves and then sue McDonald's for their own idiocy.
Something about her just really bugs the shit out of me- perhaps it is that overtly fake grinning 'Alvin the Chipmonk' expression she perpetually has plastered across her face.
That fact that is a biggoted judgemental ingrate just kind of adds to the general mix.
Yeah, everyone guessed Moses. Seems I'm not as subtle as I think I am.
Oh well, best to stick with being obnoxious then.
Does anyone else remember that show he was in on City years ago? What was it called? He basically played his ego-maniacal self in it...that's about as much of the forcibly repressed memory that I can scratch up.
Rachael Ray doesn't look that great in those pictures. They're just "okay". The only thing she has going for her is clear skin and a flat stomach, and in hollywood that's not much.
She's not really that pretty and she has a loud trap but when you're flipping channels and see RR bending over and you catch a glimpse down her shirt of her little titties barely filling her bra she ain't so bad.
Something about those creepy pics of Rachael Ray are like looking on your sister's computer and finding risky pics she took for her boyfriend. Yuck! Just some things aren't meant to be seen and Rachael Ray in her underwear is wrong on so many levels!
I can only hope Rachel Ray really said these things. Calling Jolie a "skanky backdoor cunt"? And Pitt a "pussy boy"? That's pretty brazen. I doubt it happened though, just because she's Oprah's lapdog and Hollywood gossip is ALWAYS true.
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She's built like an Ewok, eh? You'd have to visit a minefield to get stumpier limbs.
I wonder how many hours it took to photoshop those 'provocative' photos. Hmm....
By joejoe, on 1:55 PM
HA. She called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy". Love it.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
It's hilarious when short, ugly, insecure, jealous girls rag on Angelina Jolie. Poor little ugly things.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Rachael Ray is one of the most annoying people on the planet. I'd rather let a pit bull bite my nuts than listen to that bitch talk.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Wow, for you and TMZ to dig up stuff that supposedly happened over a year ago is really sad. Slow news day, huh?
And no, I'm not a Rachel Ray fan. I find her irritating.
By Toni, on 1:59 PM
Wow. What a bitch. I'll never cook a delicious and nutritious meal in under thirty minutes again. Those naughty kitchen photos are too much. Were her comments made before or after she found out her man was paying women to spit on him? Or whatever that was.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
@ toni, nobody cared about Rachael Ray a year ago, but now the girl has like 8 shows, so I'm glad people are bringing up what a cunt she is.
fyi, I lived 10 minutes from her and I can tell you most of the people who know her know she fucked her way to the top. She fucked like 3 different guys to get her first big gig on a news station cooking her gross food.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
I can't stand Rachael Ray but I also don't believe this actually happened. Doesn't she kiss Oprah's ass on a regular basis???
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Are those pics real?
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Thos pics are from FHM. I still can't believe they put her fug ass in that magazine.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Shut up "toni". Nobody charged you any money to read this blog.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Many men would love to love Racheal Ray. They find her sweet n' fresh just like the meals she makes.... Dudes just eat her up! It's a shame Justin Timbelake didn't get a piece of her! Um... pour some evoo all over me-them-us! Racheal is what Micheal Douglas really needed... Not some piss-poor Brit who smells like ale. Racheal Ray smells like teen sprit! Thats what gives the world some Nirvana!
By Tub Whitmoore aka Shady Sales, on 2:15 PM
^ Wow, you're almost as annoying as Rachael. No wonder you're a fan.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
i dont believe this becaus rachel is one of oprah's many hoes.
and whats wrong with her tits??? she needs some kind of breast reconstruction surgery
By prettyboy, on 2:35 PM
Her tits are worse than Mena's. Flapjacks, those.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
this is... very... weird.
By emilie, on 2:57 PM
Short people are annoying.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Shapeless tree trunk legs and a size AA bust- Gee, add in her wonderful personality and no wonder she's such a hit.
I-Can't-Stand-Her.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
ho is just jealous b/c she's built like Kelly Clarkson
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
I have never seen Rachael Ray's show and I was only peripherially aware that she existed.
But she does have a point about Oprah, if that quote about the portrait in the lobby is true. I don't think that it is that Oprah has "a problem being black" as Rachael Ray put it. But if there is a giant portrait of Oprah, as described, then that is is fucking obnoxious.
Actually, it is beyond obnoxious, it is racist. If I owned my own office building and displayed a picture of myself dressed as a slave owner (with whip in hand) in the lobby, how would that go over?
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
those are the most uncomfortable sexy "cute" pictures I've ever seen in my life ... and what's with her in skimpy outfits. She doesn't have the body for it and she's a cooking show host ... when did they become sexy?
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
I dont understand these pictures. I dont really understand the whole rachel ray phenomena....i dont....i just dont get it.
Not to be mean. but i cant stand that $40 a day show....i tried watching the daytime show. But, i just dont understand the allure of this person...
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Surely she could have stuffed that bra with a couple of those tomatoes behind her. Oh well, it doesn't matter, because I hate her anyway...especially her retarded voice.
I'm going to go punch my box of "Wheat Thins" now. That bitch's picture is on everything.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
I'm probably the only one, but I agree with the garden gnomes drunken rant.
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
ray-ray is a mouthy pig and she always has been. just my opinion.
By livvie, on 4:48 PM
Those pictures of her are so fake they might as well be a different person. In real life she is plain and flabby and meh.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
El oh freaking el at the ugly troll. Good grief, FHM must have some pretty pathetic standards if they let THAT into their magazine. Maybe she should try letting someone else eat all that food.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
Only reason it would take so long, over a year, for this to come out is cause' she must have pissed someone off and that person is now telling. Interesting to see what happens now that she has crossed the almighty Oprah.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
she is fugtastic.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
OH MY GOD. are those picture for real?! why is there no explanation before those?! i don't understand.....who in the world would find rachel ray attractive/want to get off to rachel ray/want to rachel ray bearing her midriff and thighs....seriously...i can't believe this....if those were really in FHM i hope the person that came up with that idea is fired. i'm about to throw up. this is too sick to handle. why the torture?!
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
OH MY GOD. are those picture for real?! why is there no explanation before those?! i don't understand.....who in the world would find rachel ray attractive/want to get off to rachel ray/want to rachel ray bearing her midriff and thighs....seriously...i can't believe this....if those were really in FHM i hope the person that came up with that idea is fired. i'm about to throw up. this is too sick to handle. why the torture?!
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
You know these pictures are so fake, it's like they cut off her head and put it on the body of someone plus photoshopped and iairbrushed the hell outta it...I want to shoot this bitch, I want her to choke on that damn EVOO...man will she EVER go away? PLEASE! She doesn't even know how to cook, she's admitted it like a million times already...
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
I wonder why someone hasn't invented a "Rachael Death Ray" yet?
I'll get started...
By jeditemple, on 5:23 PM
Maybe I'm an exception, but as a straight man I'd rather fuck Rachael than Angelina.
Sure, Angelina's got the lips and the tits, but her arm veins are freeeeeaky and the bitch has a fucking SWORD collection.
After you bedded her down Rachael would probably run into the kitchen to make you the best sandwich you'd ever had, while Angelina would be more likely to cut your still-beating heart out of your chest with a samurai sword and then eat it to prove her undying love for you.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
She looks like a hobbit with giant veneers. What's the appeal? I love hobbits, but not creepy uberperky ones with giant grins, like a female Tom Cruise. In those pictures, they stretched and brushed her like a canvas!
But I can see why she prefers Aniston to Angelina -- lack of feeling of inferiority.
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
4:53, you said:
In real life she is plain and flabby and meh.
She looks that way in the pictures too, if you ask me. I mean, my god, look at her monstro-thigh. That thing could eat us all alive.
By livvie, on 6:15 PM
rachael ray looks like a skank herself with that stuff she's wearing.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
She looks like the Travelocity gnome. Bitch best watch herself.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
No idea who Rachael Ray is but at least she's got her head screwed on. Brangelina are the fugliest couple around.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
I don't believe for a second she would mouth off about Oprah. She's too much of a brown noser to do so and she is not the least bit sexy. These photos are scary not sexy!
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
she goes beyond cankle status... thankle anyone? i think i just made a word that needed to exist.
By kelly, on 7:29 PM
you guys are just jealous that your significant others don't pay random women to spit in their faces. jealous losers. :)
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
Hey at least she's sturdy. She could get a good sized man through some rough weather. I wish her face wasn't so awful.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM
I'd bang her.
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
YOWza Missums Rachel!
Youse betta skeeedaddle before Missums Oprah finds out whatchooo beenz sayin behind huh back! Theyz Nooooooo telling whatza Missums Oprah goin ta do to the whole lottaof ussuns. She mayjus put choo beeehind inta the hot shed until yosa screamin from da heat. Yessa Missums Rachel, youse really gones an dones it now!!!
By MikeG, on 9:00 PM
Those pics are horribly akward looking.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
I like women who get drunk in the afternoon.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM
who cares if that bitch went off on those people if she did well she is right on all counts . like they say drunks and little kids tell the truth
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
ack!! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE mostly ANYTHING food network...I watch it anytime the TV is on...Except this annoying chunka woman...she is sooooo annoying and gets under my skin..And she has a gnarly habit of wearing clothes too many sizes too small for her..Just cuase it comes in your size- doesn't mean you should wear it!! And WHAT is that pic of her with a shit-covered spoon? G-R-O-S-S...I hope Oprah kicks her ass!!
By Anonymous, on 11:37 PM
I love it when parents let the twelve-year-olds post.
Rachael's really, really cute. Those FHM photos were great. There's a reason she's insanely popular and you're not.
Like her show or don't like her, but the insults posted here are a little odd and reveal much more about the poster than they ever would of Rachael.
As far as her rant against BP and AJ, well, she's a friend of Jennifer Aniston, right? No one here has ever said anything bad about someone who hurt a friend, right? Yeah, that's what I thought.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 AM
I have no clue who that chick is, but anybody that tells Oprah off is pretty cool in my opinion. Oprah, you're a talk show celebrity, shut the fuck up for fucks sake you self righteous cunt whore.
By Anonymous, on 2:00 AM
i always noticed that she tended to belittle dark meat.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 AM
she's like kelly clarkson's fatter uglier sister. i didn't think it was possible either.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 AM
i think she looks normal. she has her own voice, i admire that. unlike the others, she has actual talent. she doesn't have to look like a supermodel to do what she does.
ok, fatties, help me out here, i can't remember all the jellybellykellyisms right now...
By Anonymous, on 5:06 AM
Is that second picture supposed to be sexy or is it supposed to make me sick? Because that's what it does.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 AM
Haha, that Rachel Ray is crazy! Makes a damn delicious tomato sauce, though...
By Anonymous, on 6:16 AM
I'm not really a fan of Rachael Ray, but I'd need to see or hear a tape of this incident before I'd believe a word of it. It sounds suspiciously like other urban rumors, such as the one about Tommy Hilfiger claiming he was horrified by his clothes being popular among blacks, or Liz Claiborne (is she even a real person?) going on Oprah and confirming that she belongs to a white supremacist organization.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
Funny how many people believe what anyone says. Nobody wants to actually think for themselves. To all you twits out there who think she is fat why do you bother looking at these pics? A women's average size is 12, I doubt your women looks any better! Do the math retards. Opps, forgot you can't.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
4:01, that's exactly what I thought. Brought to mind when I lived in Toronto. Had an apartment in just down the road from a certain Toronto TV Mogul's house. One day I passed the guy's house and noticed that workers were bringing out this huge friggin' painting down the walkway, I mean this thing had to have been five feet by ten feet if it was an inch. It was a portrait of the TV Mogul. Just him, no scenic background. A perfect homage to the guy's megalomaniacal disposition.
It took four guys to move the thing and when they saw me snicker they said something to the tune of "Yeah, no kidding. You should see what else he's got in there".
Wonder if Oprah's place is like that?
By Vigilante, on 10:00 AM
@ 9:50:
I am female and mosty indifferent to Rachel Ray, but I'm sorry, she just isn't built to be in those kinds of clothes. And the fact that the average woman is chunky doesn't justify calling her or any of them "normal". To be fair, a lot of it is genetics- she will never be the model type. She wasn't born with very good shape, but I still think she has a significant amount of room to trim up in a healthful way.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
Dr. Phil started this nasty rumor. He's jealous because he 'aint Oprah's #1 bitch no mo.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
@10:10...
Gisele?
By Vigilante, on 10:25 AM
Not to be a "white knight" ...
(http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=4401)...
But I actually find her attractive. Very much so, actually. And i'm assuming i'm not alone in feeling this way, or else this FHM photoshoot would never have been given the green light.
Perhaps some dudes find her mouth intimidating. For some, it might be a little like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.
However, any attraction I might have toward her evaporates the INSTANT I hear her mannish voice. She's got this deep guffaw/chuckle that rivals the Jolly Green Giant.
On mute, though, i'd nail it to the ceiling.
By MG, on 10:47 AM
I'd hit it with my truck if it ran in front of me.
Can't stand the bitch. Nothing hot about her except her shitty food.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
I totally believe she said it, she's a typical brown-nosing, star f**er who will bad mouth the same person behind her back. Don't forget she had a few drinks-she is annoying and loud even when sober, I can imagine how obnoxious she becomes when drunk. And who the hell let her pose in a bikini? It's like watching a piglet trying to be sexy. No wonder she's friends with Aniston and jealous of Jolie--all mediocre, ugly girls with no sex appeal stick together.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
I'm not jealous of Rachael Ray. I'm pretty happy I'm not a short, stumpy, loud, obnoxious bitch with an annoying accent.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/
LOL.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Vigilante,
Toronto TV mogul? I'll guess Moses Znaimer.
Because I can't name another Toronto TV mogul, and because his slicked-back-into-a-ponytail haircut just screams arrogant megalomaniac.
By joejoe, on 11:35 AM
omfg. she's so disguisting.....*shudder*
she can take that E.V.O.O. and stick it
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Moses Znaimer? Arrogant and a megalomaniac? Never.
/sarcasm
By Vigilante, on 12:35 PM
Anon 10:58, Let's see Jen A is friends with Courtney, Sheryl Crow, Kate Hudson blah blah, None of them are ugly. Just becuase somebody does not like Angelina does not mean they are ugly. I am a good example of that. You would love to look at all my hotness but so sad you cannot.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
2:31 -- Sheryl Crow and Cox--not exactly raging beauties or known for their sex appeal.. Courtney with her vibrator is trying hard on "Dirt" but without much success. Kate Hudson? Never saw her with Aniston. All that Jolie hatred is just jealousy, plain and simple. As to your "hotness"--make a home video and post it on the internet-isn't that what "hot" girls-next-door like to do?
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
holy fuck EW. she just looks like a fatass bitch trying to be sexy... oh wait she is
By jessie, on 3:06 PM
Rachel is a cutie. I Love her shows and think she is really sexy.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
Angelina Hot Not! Only thing she gots is lips. Her body would be okay, but those damn tat's are nasty. And her face is plain average. Don't ask me what you idiots see in her, guess she is better than what you have (your hand), so keep dreaming.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
i have a friend who always said that she was the loud mouth in the bar after too many martinis. apparently he was right. i could probably deal with her if one of her 28 shows wasn't on ALL THE FUCKING TIME and her food didn't look 90% unedible. i think they need to replace her in everything with alton brown. he's great.
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
Anonymous said...
After you bedded her down Rachael would probably run into the kitchen to make you the best sandwich you'd ever had, while Angelina would be more likely to cut your still-beating heart out of your chest with a samurai sword and then eat it to prove her undying love for you.
5:26 PM
I'm a huge Angelina fan, but this made me LMFAO
Hmmm....maybe it IS possible to be a fan of someone, yet not let anonymous internet posters rile you up because they don't like the same person you do.
Maybeeeee......
PS - don't know Rachel Ray, Oprah's an annoying cow, who cares if the story is true or not, it's all pretty damn funny.....
AND DAMN YOU JOEJOE for getting to guess Moses before I could ;)
By jenner, on 5:32 PM
2:31, Cox and Crow are passably attractive on a GREAT day, plain as yogurt the rest of the time. As for Hudson, IS she actuallyfriends? She was seen talking to Aniston ONCE, then probably ran for her life when Jen started whining about Brad. Or Jen hit on her, whichever came first.
Hot? I really would love to see you. The "hotness" is probably a tight-faced dishwater blonde with a man body, just like Crow and Aniston.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
I think she's absolutely beautiful and she is definitely not FAT! Beats out all those skinny celebrities out there that cause people to have eating disorders.
I also think those pictures are sexy too.
Though, I wouldn't be shocked if the story was true ... I can picture her with a dirty mouth lol.
By Angelina, on 5:43 PM
RAchel Ray is a loud mouth. Talks 3000 miles a minute. Someone that I would definitely bitch-slap for talking too dayem much! I watch her cooking show one time and I wanted to hit her with that pan she was using... She's so annoying and now her true colors are out!! Can't believe she bit the hands that feeds her.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
Hey, I love curvy women, borderline chubby or even fatty, but whats wrong with these ladies only paying attention to fat slobs with goatees and pickup trucks? Hey girl, I'm slim, neat and will treat you like a queen! Chubby gals, please give the skinny man a chance!
By El Chido, on 6:29 PM
"Beats out all those skinny celebrities out there that cause people to have eating disorders."
Celebrities don't "cause people to have eating disorders". Stop acting like the rest of the hordes of fat soccer moms looking for a scapegoat and recognize the concept of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. It's people like you who spill hot coffee all over themselves and then sue McDonald's for their own idiocy.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM
I would let her spit on me.
-- Rachel's hubby
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
Something about her just really bugs the shit out of me- perhaps it is that overtly fake grinning 'Alvin the Chipmonk' expression she perpetually has plastered across her face.
That fact that is a biggoted judgemental ingrate just kind of adds to the general mix.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 AM
What's up with "showing skin while cooking" shots? They'd look more real if Martha Stewart's face were pasted there instead. She's cute but not sexy.
By Piquebu, on 8:42 AM
Yeah, everyone guessed Moses. Seems I'm not as subtle as I think I am.
Oh well, best to stick with being obnoxious then.
Does anyone else remember that show he was in on City years ago? What was it called? He basically played his ego-maniacal self in it...that's about as much of the forcibly repressed memory that I can scratch up.
By Vigilante, on 9:55 AM
OMG--Oh My God. All your comments make me LOL--Laugh Out Loud.
By Jez, on 12:49 PM
those "sexy" pictures? really fucking creepy.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM
Rachael Ray doesn't look that great in those pictures. They're just "okay". The only thing she has going for her is clear skin and a flat stomach, and in hollywood that's not much.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 AM
She's not really that pretty and she has a loud trap but when you're flipping channels and see RR bending over and you catch a glimpse down her shirt of her little titties barely filling her bra she ain't so bad.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
I wanna see her fist Britany with those huge hands (and alot of EVOO!) Deelish.....................
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
Something about those creepy pics of Rachael Ray are like looking on your sister's computer and finding risky pics she took for her boyfriend. Yuck! Just some things aren't meant to be seen and Rachael Ray in her underwear is wrong on so many levels!
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
I'd love to get Rachael Ray drunk, nuff said.
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
I can only hope Rachel Ray really said these things. Calling Jolie a "skanky backdoor cunt"? And Pitt a "pussy boy"? That's pretty brazen. I doubt it happened though, just because she's Oprah's lapdog and Hollywood gossip is ALWAYS true.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
oprah is an over-rated, overpaid, self righteous cuntrag, and i kind of like the pics.
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
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