I'd gladly jump in and wrestle around with her. I don't care about her STDs...if Lohans forbidden tulip costs a box of penicillin...it's worth the price.
Her skin looks like utter shit, but at least she's got some nice tits. I'd probably fuck her if the lighting was dim and I was drunk and didn't know who she was.
Lindsay must have been watching the 80's flick "The Last American Virgin." There's a scene in that movie where three guys try to drown their crabs in the swimming pool. If she had paid attention to the movie, she would have found out that it doesn't work.
Besides, chlorine can't kill "Firecrotch" and her crabs were already donning biohazard suits just to get near her.
26 Comments:
"help me doc! i went in the pool and now it's like i ate some bad clam!"
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
and suddenly the pool turned into one big itchy cocktail...
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
I'd still bang her.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
Her rack looks great in these picks!
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
Fugly Ginger Kid.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
The tits don't matter when they're attached to a skanky albino.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Cokehead. Why is she famous?
Oh yeah, she has a firecrotch. My bad.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
I guess Shyamalan will be doing a sequel to "Lady in the Water": "Ho in the water," because she ain't no lady!
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
I'd gladly jump in and wrestle around with her. I don't care about her STDs...if Lohans forbidden tulip costs a box of penicillin...it's worth the price.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
C'mon, Todd, be nice. She was just trying to put out the itchy flame in her firecrotch.
But yeah, the pool needs to be drained. And filled with cement.
By Vigilante, on 10:23 AM
I'm sorry, but these pictures make my penis become blood-engorged. She may be a moron, but she is certainly fuckable.
By j-bird, on 10:27 AM
For once, I don't think she looks bad. But sober in Miami? Sober in Miami on New Years? F no. People are doing lines for breakfast there.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Those sunglasses make me want to punch her in her ugly face. I fucking hate those things.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Her skin looks like utter shit, but at least she's got some nice tits. I'd probably fuck her if the lighting was dim and I was drunk and didn't know who she was.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
hot bikini pics of LL! must masturbate now!!! damn, i broke another new year's resolution!
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
i'd like to drink me some of that fish water!
By sneaky snake, on 11:52 AM
Lindsay must have been watching the 80's flick "The Last American Virgin." There's a scene in that movie where three guys try to drown their crabs in the swimming pool. If she had paid attention to the movie, she would have found out that it doesn't work.
Besides, chlorine can't kill "Firecrotch" and her crabs were already donning biohazard suits just to get near her.
By jeditemple, on 11:53 AM
Can someone please tell me which hotel this was so I can stay the fuck away when I get brave enough to venture back into SoBe?
By Exangel, on 1:01 PM
She has the daintiest little corn-kernel teeth. Look, see? One of the pics with her mouth agape Hollywood style..
Veneers. Now. Go.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
That's the funniest headline ever.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
Say what you want about this whore, but she's got great tits.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
the top looks good on her actually, but im afraid they'll have to drain the pool out...
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
wtf, serious skin & not 1 F*g hickie?!?!?!
Lindsay, your rep is in jeopardy.
By slick, on 6:54 PM
Yes, because talking on the phone in the pool is SUCH a good idea...
By Anonymous, on 3:30 AM
yeah, nice tits.
for a price, you can have the same doctor put the same implants in.
why does she deny when it's SO obvious?
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
"SoBe"
Stop it.
Seriously, lets end this fucking trend right now. 6 extra letters. You can do it, honey.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
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