Word has it that she won't let him use the computer anymore, afraid that he might see the Keeley Hazell video and then never want to have sex with her again.
only reason shes dating him is to get some fame. she just recently picked up some endorsement deals from a clothing line and some others. shit wouldn't happen unless she was dating someone whos life is constantly portrayed in the media
Vanessa looks like crud without make-up. Nick can have her. I'll take Keely Hazel. Drew Carrey Lachey can have Mimi. Nick dated Jessica Simpson so he's not the brightest star in the solar-system. If he was smart he'd date Rachel Bilson, or the older wiser. fugly-married Rachael Ray. Nick don't touch Keely cuz she's spoken for....
She has a nice enough body, but fuck she has a hideous face. And I'm talking like 8 year old Cambodian orphan boy hideous. I don't think I'd be able to plow her field without feeling like I needed to make a donation to some foundation to buy her a bicycle.
i'm sure whoever said "typical insecure asian chick" is a lot more insecure for saying that. you really need to let go with the jealous hatred. you're always going on and on about how much asian girls suck, and anyone who does that is for sure just insecure/jealous themselves. try to make it less obvious will you?
She might have been intimidated if the girls were tall blondes. I don't care how pretty she is, when you are dark and short, nothing is more intimidating than a statuesque big-titted blonde.
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Word has it that she won't let him use the computer anymore, afraid that he might see the Keeley Hazell video and then never want to have sex with her again.
Which is probably true.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
She is in a huff because those models were hot and she is ugly and she knows that thats why she is jelous , and lachey is hung like a butterfly
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
typical insecure asian chick.....
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
She kinda reminds me of Jessica Alba.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNN at this couple. I don't like her and he's cute but forgettable.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Haha hung like a squirrel. Oldy buy a goody. She's asian so she won't mind if old Nick is sportin' a needle dick.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
If this were a perfect world, this chick would be asking me if I wanted a "happy ending" with my massage.
Who the f___ is she anyway?
By jeditemple, on 12:31 PM
only reason shes dating him is to get some fame. she just recently picked up some endorsement deals from a clothing line and some others. shit wouldn't happen unless she was dating someone whos life is constantly portrayed in the media
By prettyboy, on 12:43 PM
Not all asian chicks are insecure, that's like saying all white people last 5 minutes in the sack. Vanessa's hott, enough said.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
She might be out of a job soon anyway.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
what the fuck is she so worried about? he's not going anywhere.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Nick Lachey is a meathead. A big, thick-skulled meathead.
I wouldn't date him no matter how much he likes quarterbacks in tight pants.
By Vigilante, on 2:59 PM
Vanessa looks like crud without make-up. Nick can have her. I'll take Keely Hazel. Drew Carrey Lachey can have Mimi. Nick dated Jessica Simpson so he's not the brightest star in the solar-system. If he was smart he'd date Rachel Bilson, or the older wiser. fugly-married Rachael Ray. Nick don't touch Keely cuz she's spoken for....
By Uncle "Buckaroo" Willisness, on 10:25 PM
she looks like she has a squirrel-sized cooter, therefore, i believe anatomical compatibility has been achieved in this case.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
"talking football" ... "so, brian, in the locker room, you're all naked, right? i mean, buck? wow...cool..."
By Anonymous, on 4:55 AM
She's not asian retards, her father was white (she is an army brat) and her mother was a polynesian living in the phillipines.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 AM
She has a nice enough body, but fuck she has a hideous face. And I'm talking like 8 year old Cambodian orphan boy hideous. I don't think I'd be able to plow her field without feeling like I needed to make a donation to some foundation to buy her a bicycle.
By N-Bot, on 10:30 AM
i'm sure whoever said "typical insecure asian chick" is a lot more insecure for saying that. you really need to let go with the jealous hatred. you're always going on and on about how much asian girls suck, and anyone who does that is for sure just insecure/jealous themselves. try to make it less obvious will you?
By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
Well, whatever....Eurasian...still a fugly shank
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
me luv u long, so long
By Anonymous, on 5:44 AM
She might have been intimidated if the girls were tall blondes. I don't care how pretty she is, when you are dark and short, nothing is more intimidating than a statuesque big-titted blonde.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
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