You Can Buy Paris Hilton's Crap

33 Comments:

  • Gross. She really does look like a shaved bird!

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

  • her vagina could honestly melt the skin off a puppy.

    By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

  • why would someone record phone conversations?

    who does she think she is? president bush??

    By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

  • No matter how naked s(he) gets, that face is a deal breaker.

    By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

  • Oh that picture of that whore's barely covered cooter is so gross!!!! :barfs:

    By Nando, on 11:46 AM  

  • How nice of her to re-stock that beach's crab population.

    Unfortunately for the locals, while the crabs are large and well fed, they are in no way suitable for human consumption.

    If anyone knows of anyone who actually pays the $39.97 for the website, please, kill them and burn their body in an isolated rural location. Do the human race a favour; we don't need those kinds of stupid genes in the genepool. Thanks muchly!

    By joejoe, on 11:49 AM  

  • If she didn't have so many STDs I would say she was hot

    By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM  

  • good year

    By CHIC-HANDSOME, on 11:52 AM  

  • She should be the spokesperson for Valtrex now that so many of her past "lovers" are telling people she has genital Herpes.

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • Heh. YouTube has already deleted the promo video. I give it six minutes before it reappears. And if that's really blow on that dude's chest then I give it six more minutes before the DEA comes knocking on Paris' door. Flashing vag for popularity is one thing, sweetie, but when your parties are catered by the Medellin and you take pictures then you just *have* to expect a little blowback.

    Heh.

    "Blowback."

    By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

  • And yet it all traces back to Paris. What a surprise.

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM  

  • How much for the pregnancy test that tested positive?

    By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM  

  • it's been hours and hours since the site's been up yet i haven't heard of one person who's actually paid to see it.

    that being said i'm trolling around waiting for someone to post the stuff for free.

    By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM  

  • Todd, you really like to mess with us don't you? Thanks for the skanky crotch shot.....

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • I wouldn't touch her or come near her but I think she looks hot.

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • so gross. her whole body is covered with scars, zits and bruises.

    By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM  

  • THEY SHOULD BE PAYING US TO LOOK AT HER NASTY SHIT

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • I find it odd how Paris can't even pay a measly $208 storage bill. This sounds fishier than the smell of her panties.

    By Brandy, on 2:10 PM  

  • 6000 sq. ft. of Paris' stuff. That's a lot of stuff.

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • what's the weird bruise/cut that looks like...

    By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

  • paris has sand in her vagina

    By prettyboy, on 2:28 PM  

  • For any person with average intelligence, the idea of not paying a bill like this sounds incredulous. BUT, this is Paris. It rings true. This is exactly how stupid and lazy she is. Remember when her car just stopped and she sat in the car not doing anything?

    Todd, Jenny: Where's the story about her DUI sentence???

    By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

  • LOL at "she looks like a shaved bird.

    She has so many bruises on her knee's I'm mnot sure that can be done from just one guy.

    By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM  

  • hey todd, that link to parisexposed.com doesn't work.

    wow, she has spent a lot of time on those knees. in addition to the bruises there seems to be plenty of scars, too. i guess that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

    By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM  

  • ^thanks, todd, link fixed

    By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

  • Hell... I don't care either which way about her... but, come on.... she is an attention whore, so she has to be loving this. I would bet that she is behind it somehow. I don't think she is as dumb as she looks. I'd love to be her for awhile. And, yes, I would indulge in all of her sluttiness and partying enthusiastically!

    By evil_munkie, on 3:44 PM  

  • I bet she has HIV too, look at all the bruises and sores on her arms and legs.

    By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM  

  • Nice bruise.

    By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM  

  • - she took a long bubble bath in front of joe francis and they joke about selling the tape later on (oh how ironic), and about her sex tape (which she seemed to think was funny)- and he kept telling her to give him a show, and she stood up and you just saw her naked (again)........not suprising

    - there was a video of her on a bed where there is a crotch shot (shes wearing underwear)- and you see, ew, a tampon string hanging out

    - her and jason shaw do everything but have actual sex, she goes 'im on the rag' at the end

    - she has prescriptions (there were medical documents online also) for percocet and valium, and one for bleeding. she also has a birth control thing and a medical file which says she had a miscarriage......

    - according to her drivers license she is 108 pounds and 5'9 (not 5'10 or 5'11)

    - theres an audio tape with her and nicole lenz where they talk about eachothers "smelly pussies" (and those were their words not mine)

    -theres a couple of letters sent from charities to paris, which she never responded to apperently (they were trying to get her to do an aids walk)

    -her journals are on hello kitty pink paper and look like a 5 year old wrote them

    - she says "I fuck in the butt for coke"

    - she has some interesting notes, one which says "nine and a half inch cock" followed by a random phone number and one which says "Vet appt- get dogs weiner checked" haha

    - she insults people from compton, saying "broke ass from compton" and "you're all ugly and poor" and a bunch of stuff like that

    - there is ALOT of drug use, including pot and shrooms (she laughs and says the shrooms look moldy)- she does them anyways. both her and jason shaw, who was in alot of the videos, are high most of the time

    - paris touches herself nude (shes nude in alot of them), and jason spanks her

    - paris says "im so hot, im so gorgeous" plenty of times and calls others ugly.....oh yeah and she looks in the mirror and uses the camera as a mirror

    -she writes in one of her little notebooks "jason and i like to make fun of others together" and she calls a girl a dy ke, and disses bijou phillips over the phone, going "who wants to go to a party with bijou phillips and cory feldman? what losers, they're so pathetic, its so lame"

    - there are alot of videos in parties and big plates and lines of blow on many occasions on the tables

    - she talks to someone who says he can get her all these different drugs

    By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM  

  • Hello! the guy she is with in the pictures is a media mogul who specializes in "girls gone wild" or other sleezy type of videos. He's paid other "celebrities" to be in his videos before and I'll bet he paid Paris to do a video with him. The whole left her stuff in a locker crap is a BS story to get idiots all excited about getting an "uncensored" look into her life.

    Please don't be so stupid and fall for this. Everything was staged and no that is not cocaine or any other drug on that guy's chest.

    By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM  

  • She can't be that popular to the weirdos after too many years selling herself for whatever. The police arrested her and she's on probation.. They also made a lot of Big drug busts and seizures lately, so maybe miss get the rich and famous chemically reliant on a substance/or perv addiction and g. Bear needs the extra cash while they lay low and seem innocent of any involvement.

    By d mumsie, on 10:44 AM  

  • Behind that seemingly-innocent maroon bikini is a cesspool of herpes...

    http://www.celebrityfox.com

    By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM  

  • She used to always give me such a boner but these days she's proven herself to be an absolutely skanky and herpetic whore.

    By Tom O'Donnell, PhD, on 1:01 AM  

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