Jessica Alba Has a Face?
We apologize for making you look at Cameron Diaz this long, so to make it up to you, here's Jessica Alba at the beach again. Specifically, Jessica Alba's ass. These are more pictures from this set that showed up online last night, and whoever took these needs to receive a certificate of achievement in paparazziing because her ass is fantastic. I want to look away, but every time I try, I do that thing Hiro does when he's trying to stop time, and a piece of furniture flies across the room.
95 Comments:
Why bother with bikini bottoms when they're flesh toned? She should be naked. Somebody tell her to take the bikini off.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 AM
I. want. that. butt.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 AM
Remind me never to go out in a bikini when Jessica Alba is around. Bitch. :P
By Anonymous, on 3:51 AM
She is perfect
By Anonymous, on 4:31 AM
Okay. Please provide the name and address of whoever took these pictures. I believe I have suffered permanent brain damage since all the blood in my body was diverted for emergency penis inflation for a solid half hour, and I would like to be compensated. The things I would do to that ass ....
By Anonymous, on 4:35 AM
Anyone in the other Alba thread saying "she's average" or "she has no curves" should be dragged out of their basement and shot.
That top pic has got to be the hottest thing I've ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 AM
drooool!
(and I ain't talkin' about my mouth)
By just-this-guy, on 5:28 AM
when she hits puberty she's gonna be hotttt!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:36 AM
Wow. I'm a straight woman, and I cannot stop staring at her ass. How can this chick not have one dimple ANYWHERE?
By Anonymous, on 5:36 AM
Good lord, that's the hottest piece of ass i've ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM
Her body looks great... Her ass looks great...
Damn, I need to work out.
By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM
What are you talking about? She has NO ass anymore. She looked so good in Honey and Dark Angel. Now she's just another skinny girl.
By Tim, on 7:31 AM
i've said it before and i'll say it again, she is absolutely NOTHING to write home about. that ass? not that great. maybe if she wasn't a fucking boy shaped rail, i could get a hard on. plus when she opens her mouth, my dick goes even limper. pic #3 sums it up. real women are curvy, not shaped like parallelograms.
thanks for pushing maneron diaz down the page though.
By Anonymous, on 7:51 AM
Maybe its just me, but I would be fine with the page never being updated again.
By jason, on 7:54 AM
Just unreal. I don't think the amazons in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition have ANYTHING on this girl. Jessica Alba is just about perfectly proportioned. And that ass is in a league of it's own. Seriously.
By Karen, on 8:03 AM
But she really, really needs to remove that stupid belly button thing. It's tacky--like a tramp stamp at the bottom of the back. Nothing says "I've been passed around the bar a few times" quicker than a belly button piercing or a back tattoo.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
Am I the only one missing the appeal here? I feel like she might have had a hot body before, but she's become way too skinny lately. She has NO hips whatsoever, and her ass has really shrunk. A crying shame.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
OK, how much longer before some shut-in loser posts the inevitable "she's not that hot" comment?
5...4...3...2..1
By enoughalready, on 8:14 AM
Thank you, Todd. Thank you, very much. And I forgive you for the Cameron Diaz post now.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Thank you verrrrry much for these photos! My cock appreciates it.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
She looks like she gained some weight and looks great... i was a poet and didn't know it! she also doesn't throw like a girl, great ass, unbelievably hot, great ass (did i say that already?) if someone tells me that she loves to give blowjobs and watch football all day sunday you might as well draw up the restraining order for my ass right now
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
I know this is blasphemy, but she's too skinny folks.
By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
Okay, too perfect, not fair!
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
She does have a nice bum, but the face not so nice. Butterface?
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
These pictures make me want to do something bad at work.
I hope no one comes into my cubicle in the 5 minutes...
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
damn she is perfect. what other woman looks so good 100% free of makeup??!! amazing. all of her.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
Crappy actress but it's undeniable that she is absolutely fucking stunning. That ass is close to being perfect.
That "Heroes" reference had me screaming from laughter. That's why I keep coming back here.
By Seven, on 9:29 AM
Good googly moogly.
Fannnntastic body on that one there! Mmmmm
By joejoe, on 9:37 AM
To the guy that runs this site, Enough already!!! we get it you love Jessica Alba's fantastic ass!!! Thank you...again. now can we move on???
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
What's up with the huge birthmark looking thing on her right thigh in the last pic? Or maybe it's an acid burn... Either way, I'm a chick and the girl on girl fantasies I have are always her and Jessica Biel in a threesome with me. Mmmmmmmm.... ok, I'm wet....
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
It's a nice ass, no doubt about it.
By Vigilante, on 9:45 AM
Oh... beach... I wish I could be there!
By Anne, on 9:45 AM
Somebody please page Tara Reid and tell her THIS is how you should look in a bikini.
What an absolutely stunning ass and no I'm not talking about Billy Zane in camo shorts!
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
sam991 said...
I don't want to jump on the skinny bandwagon, but she is looking a little ribby.
And i still don't see what all the fuss is about her ass. Yes it's nice, but compared to Jessica Biel's ass, it's pretty average.
Uhh, ditto?
By sam991, on 10:13 AM
What butt are you guys talkin about? She looks like your average chick. Absolutely nothing special..Walk around Miami for a day and you'll see girls dat will make Ms. Alba here look like shit.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
That God you didn't post the pics of me and Jess on the beach and her laughing at my obvious boner.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
I was going to say they don't look all that great, but then I looked it pic 6 and... well... uh...ummm.... uh... yeah... what? I'm sorry what was I talking about? I got distracted by the hottest butt ever!
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
eyes rolling back. hand cramping.
By House of Mayhem, on 11:09 AM
I love the main picture with all of the guys staring in awe. It kills me. You know those 13 year olds are staying in the water until things "deflate" if you will.
She's hot. I'm a woman and all I can say is, DAMN! It doesn't bother me that much that she's so out there and so hot becuase she's such a breath of fresh air compared to a lot of her early 20's peers.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
picture #4.... not the best angle for her.
i think she actually looked hotter in last year's versions of these same photos.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
Damn.
Just..... D A M N
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
She seems to enjoy the fact that her bottom is all saggy and riding up her crack huh? Couldn't she afford a suit that you can actually get wet?
By Exangel, on 11:19 AM
I have two words for you "Pulitzer Prize"
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
does this girl do anything other than hang out at the beach in her bikini?
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Wow she's really into her man.
By Jj, on 11:33 AM
My tongue is hard
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Nothing I can add about her tush that hasn't already been said about the Birth of Venus, the sun or the Gospels.
By MaxwellDemon, on 11:53 AM
Yeah her butt looks nice, but she still looks like she's heading down the path of Nicole Richieville. You can tell she has lost too much weight.. specially in her upper body.
I hope she gains a little bit of weight back.... she's still 10x better looking than most famous girls though.. too bad she can't act for shit.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
ok enough already, ive seen these pics like three thousand times already...where are my diet pills when i need them dammit?!
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
I am female, and I do think she's extremely hot. Nice.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
Great ass, Gorgeous face, but where are her boobs and hips?
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
{Chomp munch slurp gulp} She's not that hot, guys, sorry. {Gulp fart chomp crunch BEEEELCH}. She has no curves, folds, jiggles, or rolls. She's not a real woman. {Chomp chomp chomp}. You see hotter women walking around Topeka Kansas all the time. Women with hips. and backfat. and chins. and healthy appetites. {Gasp CHOMP crunch} {sob}... why do all guys like the 10 year old boy look {munch munch munch} all guys are pedophiles! why! why can't you like a real woman? Fatness is a sign of fertility, you jackasses! Why can't you see that. Waaahhhh!!!!!
By Big Bertha, on 12:49 PM
12:49 p.m. = genious
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
She's really pretty and all, but that belly button ring has to go. It looks like her entire belly button is a bit of silvery cotton.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
That's obviously the body she was born with---who cares if she may not have the biggest boobs. atleast she doesn't have fake implants, then we'd all be ripping her for sure.
Everynight I pray to God to give me an ass like hers *sigh* No amount of lunges at the gym, can make my booty look like hers :( BOOOOOO!
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
Cute butt, but her face and body give me the high school vibe. I sort of looked like that when I was 16.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
8:06 - she does have a tramp stamp, you can see it in pic 7.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Yes, tramp-stamp indeed. How very predictable.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
She is a poser. Pulls her bottom tight in pic #3, right into the camera. A shitty actress. Get busy baby, your "best when used by date" is approaching.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
meooow!!! HISSSSSS!!! SCREEEAAACH!!
By every girl in this thread, on 2:35 PM
1:08 PM wow, that's perfect! if i were in high school, i'd be dying to bang her (or at least get a peek at her changing for gym class). i saw some women in college (naked even) so that particular fantasy just makes me nostalgic now.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
I liked her better before she lost weight.
She's good looking in these pics, but she'd look a lot better with another 5-10lbs on her.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Her bf has looooong fingers.....
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
Finally, undeniable proof that He exists.
By Benedict XVI, on 4:17 PM
2:35- that's not true. The girls leaving the comments said she had a nice ass. I think you just want people to say otherwise.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers. She's not that hot.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
she's hot! if i were a gay pedophile, i'd be in heaven!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
She's pretty, but the ass is the only thing it's hot about her. Ohter than that, she's just skinny/average. Jessica Biel is curvier and much hotter, even with the man shoulders.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
her ass is perfect.
she does need to gain a few lbs. back though.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
She is getting too skinny. Her body was perfect about Honey. I liked that she looked athletic, like Biel.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
The things I would to eat out of her ass, u probbily could not evan imagin. second I would eat her pussy untill she came 1000 times.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
I have to say I dont know were her fucking boyfriend came from.probbibly just some nice rich fuck that got LUCKY.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 PM
Jessica Biel's ass is better.
hell, even Jessica Biel's face is better.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM
She is the Bomb, very, very HOT!
Gemme soma Daht!
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Perfect ass? LOL maybe in Poldunk Iowa but as others have said, if you live in LA or Miami you get a different perspective. Nothing special here, and honestly the curves she USED to have are gone. I'd advise all her rabid fans to try leaving the midwest if they think Alba is perfection.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
she's gradually becoming a new favorite of mine...
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
What a bunch of prudes. belly button rings and tattoos are proof you're a whore? Maybe in Podunk, Alabama.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
seriously now. did anyone notice that her bf is wearing underwear under his board shorts? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
12:49 and 2:35, you are absolute morons and obviously did not read the posts. So far, several woman have posted (myself included) and commented on how perfect she is. Any negative posts regarding her body (too skinny, average, etc.) have been by GUYS. So go fuck yourself with your misogynistic big bertha bullshit.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Good thing she looks good from behind b/c that face is looking FUG!
And why does her bikini bottom look like wet toilet paper?
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
I would stick my tongue so far up Jessica Alba's shit pipe Id be able to tell you waht she ate for Xmas dinner...
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
She lost all her hot curves. Including her ass. Sad.
By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
Benedict XVI said...
Finally, undeniable proof that He exists.
-----------------------------------
You're goddamn funny for a Pope! :)
By Draya, on 6:21 AM
I prefer more curvy women, so for me she looked better in early Dark Angel days.
But DAMN, that's still hot.
By nocturnus, on 12:49 PM
she looks great! i want a tan like that! and abs! and an ass! jeez, there is no wrong.
oh, and to all you 'she has no ass, she looks like a 12 year old boy!' SHUT UP! she looks 10 times better than you, and works for it! i doubt she sits around shoving doughnuts down her throat using the mantra of 'real women have curves'.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
3:01, thank you for for making me piss myself. Now I gotta explain it to the co-workers..sigh
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
if she wasn't in that forgettable t.v. show, she'd be a stripper
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Well those of you who think Jessica Alba is too skinny are just used to seeing fake blondes with silicones in their nasty chest. Alba looks perfect and needs not silicones in order to look sexy. Natural is sexy, not fucking plastic.
Either that or you're a fat jealous girl who thinks size 6 is skinny.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
So many obese people comment on this blog. Seriously guys for us healthy people Jessica is perfect, now in your obese world she's a skeleton, makes sense.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
I love Jessica Alba because I have the same ass as her. You go girl!
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
cute butt...but, she needs hips..from the front without seeing her ass- just looks like a lil boy to me. I like curvy women too..
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
what a ass, one to look at all day.
johnny
By Anonymous, on 5:36 AM
She's got about four developed muscles, and a tiny little sweet brain. What about keeping this kinds of 'incredibles' to yourself, Mr. MALE!?
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
SHE'S GOT FOUR DEVELOPED MUSCLES AND ONE TINY LITTLE SWEEY BRAIN. KEEP THIS KINDS OF 'INCRDIBLES' OUT OF THE MASS MEDIA, MR. MALE!?
By M, on 10:47 AM
{{sigh}} what a gorgeous ass ....
her face is pretty too.
And ... as for the Jesica Biel comparisons? Nice, but her ass is nowhere nearly as hot as Alba's, and Alba is better looking.
I do think that Alba would unbelievably hot if she put on 10-15 pounds.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 PM
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