60 Comments:

• she must be paying him.

  By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM  

• way to go cameron. 'cause it's been proven over and over again that the absolute BEST way to get over your ex is to start fucking some other guy right away.

  By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM  

• ^Yeah just ask Britney. It's done wonders for her.

  By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM  

• Maybe he's just using her to get close to Justin.

  By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM  

• Dayuum Cameron's hitting that?!
  Definite upgrade from Timberlake.

  By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM  

• I would say this site is indeed flashy with... beautiful creatures on photos...
  
  Nice.

  By Scope, on 3:46 PM  

• I've always thought Justin Timberlake is kinda ugly. God, I can't believe Kelly Slater is fucking that fug Cameron Diaz now. I lived near him growing up and have met him a few times. He's super nice and down to earth so I'm surprised he'd date that cunt Cameron. She is such a stuck up bitch.

  By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

• Dude ain't that hot. Kinda creepy looking, actually.
  
  Kelly Slater ain't much to look at from the shoulders up either.

  By Vigilante, on 3:50 PM  

• I've never heard of kelly slater, but that first pic of him is pretty sexy, in an 'i could kill you with my bare hands and dispose of you so no one could ever find the body' sort of way.

  By meagan, on 3:53 PM  

• Anyone who doesn't know who this guy is should watch him surf some time because it makes him even hotter. He's a panty creamer for sure.

  By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

• So, even though he's bald... He's still sexy, righ? Well, gee, I'm balding and that gives me hope...

  By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

• No don't get hope 4:01 p.m. balding is not sexy. He is good looking and an amazing surfer, but that receding hairline is not sexy. Kind of a turn off. As far as Cameron goes, she's in her 30's making a jealous ass out of herself is pathetic.

  By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM  

• He's got something going on with the top of his head. Some extra bone shaped like a line on top of his skull.
  Is that so when he's surfing he can cut through waves with ease? Just, tilt his head forward?

  By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

• Kelly Slater is undeniably sexy. I guess this is all the fat and ugly men who read this site's chance to post their jealous comments.

  By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM  

• Kelly has a close shave and the front of his hairline is thinner than the rest but he isn't balding like Larry David. Nice try.

  By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM  

• oh sick. why the hell?!!
  
  nasty makeup
  
  cameron is h i d e o u s with a capital EW

  By jessie, on 4:24 PM  

• joker faced is right. ugh.

  By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

• He reminds me of Darth Maul, without the horns and makeup.

  By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

• Of course this guy's bald. He's Andre Agassi, line on top of sckull bald.

  By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

• Hottie! Bad taste in chicks though. Except for Gisele.

  By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

• He has some sexy thick lips. Yummy. I want to suck on those. I don't care about thinning hair, but thin lips are a turn off for me. That man is kissable.

  By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM  

• he's a very good looking dude. and i agree with 4:52pm. thin lips are very unnatractive. kelly is one of few white people who got lucky with thick lips.
  
  and of course my lips are thick because im mixed with black so ya know...i have those sexy facial features.

  By prettyboy, on 5:17 PM  

• kelly slater is the go-to guy for failed relationships...
  
  first pam after her breakup with tommy lee, then gisele, now cameron...
  
  gives a whole new meaning to "hang ten", don't it?

  By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM  

• Cameron looks like she's wearing a gigantic frayed Q-tip!

  By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

• Kelly just wants to use Cameron's chest to catch some waves with.

  By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM  

• I thought that Kelly S was with that amazon chick that played volleyball...Gabrielle Reece I think?

  By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM  

• I think Prettyboy needs to remind me one more time that he is part black.
  I keep forgeting because I usually try to ignore all his posts. Not that I care, but he seems to think it is imperative to mention it. Yeah we get it! You're a self-absorbed oreo, move on.

  By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM  

• Awesomely vicious rip, Jenny. I agree Camera-On has improved her situation, though. JT is about as talented a singer as K-Fed is a rapper, although he is pretty funny on SNL.

  By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM  

• the chrome dome's not cool, even if he does shave it.

  By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM  

• an oreo is a black person who acts white (black on the outside white on the inside) stop misusing the word for a biracial person you stupid crackers.
  
  and i cant help that i look good and have a body of an adonis. i'm every womans desire. i make chicks panties wet just by winking at them (true story).

  By prettyboy, on 7:39 PM  

• Cam's all Nora Desmond "I'm ready for my close-up" in pic 4. Slater's so-so....not the best looking bald man I've ever seen, but not the worst either.

  By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM  

• damn he's way too hot for her...

  By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM  

• Kelly is getting a real woman! Not Camron! He likes someone with more oats than Pammy Anderson. Ann Culter is so HOT and she has the oats to make Kelly oat-happy for life! I just know Kelly will stop dating women that don't share his values! He's a vegan like Meat Loaf, he only eats whole-oats. Kelly is a great actor, he was on Baywatch... in some nations he's a bigger God than David Hasselhoff.

  By KITT, on 7:53 PM  

• "that first pic of him is pretty sexy, in an 'i could kill you with my bare hands and dispose of you so no one could ever find the body' sort of way."
  
  
  
  haha, true true... this guy is definitely sporting the 'crazy eyes'...

  By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM  

• He can use those bare hands any way he wants on me. Damn, that boy is fine.

  By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM  

• Even I would fuck Kelly Slater, and I'm a heterosexual male. Yet I would probably fuck an orange juice machine before I'd let my penis near Cameron Diaz.

  By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM  

• Shit some guys will fuck anything with a pussy just cuz she is from la la land

  By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM  

• Kelly has it rough guys. Big endorsements, 9 times ASP World Champ (or did I loose count?), Travels the world on surf companies dimes, Getting the best surf on earth, surfing all time legend, megga hotties (ok with Cameron he cant win them all but then Pamela aint the sharpest tack)
  
  Money, world travel, hotties, great surf, celeb status...
  
  Many guys would give their left arm. I might give a left pinky. Still need to paddle...

  By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM  

• way to be excruciatingly cruel and judgmental of someone you don't know - personality and charm count just as much and Cameron seems like an awesome girl. i love this site but you are getting mean to an unnecessary extent. usually it's funny to read, but this is just uncomfortable, so much that i'm compelled to comment.

  By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM  

• ^ lol! awww a cameron diaz fan got their wittle feewings hurt. boo hoo.

  By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM  

• Cameron Diaz is a cunt. Get over it and get used to people hating her, 10:45.

  By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM  

• 10:45, yeah a girl who regularly assaults photogs and goes apeshit over her ex chatting up another girl has SO much charm and "awesomeness."

  By Anonymous, on 12:34 AM  

• Thank you once again for making me laugh Prettyboy that last statement was the funniest thing I've heard in a while. You should do stand up at the Apollo. And who said I was a cracker? I could be black myself, you know. Now who's the ignorant one?
  
  Anyway,Kelly can do a lot better than Cameron.

  By Anonymous, on 6:43 AM  

• I think Prettyboy needs to remind me one more time that he is part black.
  
  wait? prettyboy is part black? how could i have missed the hundreds of comments informing me of this (and i only say hundreds because i haven't been on this site for too long). nail.on.the.head!

  By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM  

• I'll say it again; Cameron is a dead ringer for Iron Maiden's "Eddie"
  
  The sheets on Slater's bed have to look like some kind of clown's shroud of Turin

  By X24, on 8:21 AM  

• Regarding pictures 1-5, clowns scare me. Especially ones who wear dresses and creepy wigs.
  
  Cameron must suck a mean dick. How else can you explain these dudes hooking up with her?

  By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM  

• I'll say it again; Cameron is a dead ringer for Iron Maiden's "Eddie"
  
  Slater's sheets must look like some kind of clown shroud of turin.

  By X24, on 10:11 AM  

• Prettyboy, please! You are NOT every woman's dream, so don't kid yourself. You seem like a racist, yourself, and I don't know many women who want a man who reads celeb. gossip and comments on it under the name "Prettyboy". Sorry. Anyway, I agree with those that think Cameron is looking like crap these days. When you think about it, though, we're all going to get old and worn out looking, so maybe we should be a little more understanding.

  By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

• Hmmm, I may get old and worn out looking but I'll never be as much of an ungrateful bitch as she seems to be.
  
  And Prettyboy, regarding your comment at 7:39 there, your use of sarcasm is definitely improving. Way to go!

  By Vigilante, on 11:03 AM  

• yeah, she's nasty in all ways, but she's also wondering why his dick doesn't smell like shit when he comes home at night.

  By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM  

• HOTT DAMN!! that boy is fine.. any of you who cannot see what a gorgeous piece of ass that is blind..
  yummy from mishaped head to big big big ..feet.
  rock solid and sadly hittin that fug cam..icky poo!!
  
  
  skirt
  XXXX

  By skirt, on 1:41 PM  

• shes's not aging too well is she? and the dark hair just makes her look even more old. how did she> get him?

  By Anonymous, on 9:45 PM  

• Gabby Reece is married to big-wave surfer Laird Hamilton.
  Every time Cameron smiles, I see Dopey the Dwarf.
  Juju

  By Anonymous, on 4:37 AM  

• How come this chick is making movies? She looks like crazy people on the streets.
  
  You know, the type who finds a disposed flashy red lipstick and tries to throw it on with no mirror. But just the lipstick. The rest is, unfortunately, natural.

  By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

• If you think Slater's not attractive because he's bald, then that's fine. But I guarantee he's ten times better in bed than that prepubescent sounding sissy boy Justin Timberlake.

  By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM  

• I think that Cameron Diaz is adorable. I would love to have her body--long and lean. She is a famous girl who enjoys surfing, so what is so strange about her hooking up with a famous surfer?

  By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM  

• So many jealous men here posting as women saying he's not sexy. Keep dreaming fatass, this is what you're supposed to look like!

  By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM  

• Why do people think these things about Cameron Diaz? I don't get it.

  By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM  

• Kelly is super hot and the worlds best surfer I think he can go out with whoever he likes, Cam Diaz is hard out environmentally friendly and plays golf and surfs, all stuff that Kelly is into, how many other chicks would he know who do all that. I do think he could score better, but he has a terrible track record. Also the bald thing is fine, at least he doesn't have a comb over!

  By Anonymous, on 1:38 AM  

• kelly slater is a whole lotta man than any other could ever hope to be! love the dude!

  By Anonymous, on 6:05 AM  

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