Nicole Richie is an Idiot
Clearly learning to accept responsibilities for her actions this year, Nicole Richie has hired a shaman to perform a $1,000 spiritual cleansing of her West Hollywood apartment because she's convinced that someone in her social circle has hexed her. The shaman spent two hours in the apartment chanting and burning sage. A friend says:She's very superstitious and believes in this stuff. It's a very personal thing for Nicole. Nicole believes in curses but would never put one on anyone, not even her worst enemy."
Yeah, that's what happened. Someone cursed you. It couldn't possibly be that you are responsible for all the dumb shit you did this year. It's easier to believe that someone recited ancient words and mixed baby panda hair and bald eagle blood to make sure you had a bad year than it is to believe that you just suck at life. I'm sorry honey, but taking peyote and running naked with deer isn't going to explain why you feel the need to get high and munch on Vicodin while you drive.
Nicole and hardcore thug Joel Madden on New Year's Eve:
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That's not a hex babe, it's herpes.
Although once infected, you definitely feel cursed. There's nothing a shaman can do for you. Use that $1000 to invest in Valtrex.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
What a stupid large chihuahua. Hey, I just stumbled up to something. Nicole Richie DOES look like a chihuahua...just look at her big, beady eyes and her skinny body...and she IS part Mexican too!
She quieres Taco Bell...and then vomitar.
By Nando, on 2:05 PM
They're quite possibly the fuggest couple. She looks like a dirty rat and so does he....the perfect match though they're quite displeasing to the eyes.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Who's the old homeless lady getting herself into the last pic?
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
What's up with that purse? And the chewed up nails.
And gold accents with a silver dress can be cute if done right. She needs to re-hire that hideous monstrosity of a stylist that she used to have.
By Ginger, on 2:27 PM
Uh Todd, it's Vicodin...you've obviously never been to re-hab in L.A. I highly recommend it if you like hanging out with celebs. :-)
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Some of your best commentary yet, Todd!
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
"hardcore thug" heh, heh, heh.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
So, you're telling me that in the city where all the "beautiful people" go to be discovered, there are no single available good looking guys? The same dirty used up sex partners have to be recycled over and over again amongst all the celebutants? L.A. sounds like a really boring place.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
You go, Nicole! She does lose my respect now that she is "doing" Joel Madden--GROSS! That is BAD LUCK, right there!
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
Jesus H. Christ. Has anyone looked at the third picture? What is going on there? It appears that she's morphed into the Elephant Man.
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
"hardcore thug"... your sarcasm has gone too far! J-Mad is from from the streets of Compton bitch! Oh, he's not? He's from some stupid east coast suburb? Oh... forget i said anything then.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
... it won't work... I just re-hexed her apartment.
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Pseudoscience and mysticism are tempting. Making important decision based on outmoded ideas like shamanism and astrology, can be potentially dangerous and make you look foolish.
dID yOu kNOw tHAt!?...NOW YOU KNOW!
By bob dylan, on 7:15 PM
some of you people are being ignorant... Very ignorant. Pick a book or go online and READ about these things.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 AM
Joel Madden picked every unoriginal tattoo ever and put it on his body.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
@ 1:10 - I wrote a book about gullible people who believe everything they read. You should read it.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM
Nicole Richie is so ugly and boring and untalented. Why do people give a fuck about her?
By Anonymous, on 1:21 AM
yeah a thug from beverly hills hahahahahaha he is just some asswipe with dumb tats I bet alot of them are fake tats
and nicole just go get drunk just don't drive and go away
By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM
For that kind of $$$, can the shaman also be the designated driver...? Also: If she does end up serving time will the shaman "spiritually cleanse" her cell...? Enquiring minds want to know...
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Obviously the shaman did not do his job, as she is sucking face with Joel Madden...
Seriously that's a bad ass fucking hex if you're willing to publicly make out with that fag.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
I apologize in advance, but I kind of see her point...
doesn't hiring a crazy person to perform a hex on Nicole sound EXACTLY like something Paris would do?
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
ok that's just DUMB...obviously she can't take responsibility for her actions, and she's 25 years old for chrissakes...why are these useless rich bitches all the same!??!
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
You've just got to wonder what dad thinks of all this?" I'd imagine Lionel must be one of those, 'Laissez faire', type of fathers. 'Oh Hon', your such a loser, but your probably the best at it of all your stupid little friends, so good for you!!'
By MikeG, on 2:59 PM
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