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Despite reports that he had a brief fling with Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, who is now dating American Idol winner Carrie Underwood, says the pair were never an item. In fact, he's never even met her. Gee, I wonder how the rumor got started?

Sources say rumors of Romo and Simpson's fling were the work of Jessica's manager daddy, Joe Simpson, who "lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets." But Jessica's publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is "totally false" and that Romo...simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica. A rep for the Cowboys did not return calls."

And by "totally false" she means "100% totally true" because Joe Simpson doesn't sleep since he's too busy thinking about ways to pimp out his daughters. If they weren't famous, Jessica and Ashlee would have to do anal in the back of the cable van so Joe could get free HBO.

Carrie Underwood:

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29 Comments:

"So, Carrie, what'd you get for Christmas? Lots of makeup? Oh, that's nice! Just make sure you don't use it all at once."

By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
omg HOW scary does she look in that last pic?

By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
Nice "guy-lights" in Romo's hair. Douche bag.

By dooshee, on 11:50 AM
actually i think it's blowjobs for HBO. Showtime prefers anal. ATM gets you all 3. uh, that's what i heard...

By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
papa joe and chestica sex tape. NOW!

By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
Anal for HBO? More like anal for plastic surgery, 'cause neither one of them is selling records any more.

By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
@ dooshee - That's not Tony Romo. That's Ryan Seacrest, douche.

By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
i think dooshee means papa joe's guy-lites.

By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
maybe carrie thought she was playing the night slot at that county fair....

By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Tony Romo is too hot for Carrie, but thank God he didn't really date that tranny Jessica. I have much more respect for him now.

By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
very strange posture, carrie seems desperate for somebody to pet her pussy. maybe it just itches really bad...

By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
At least we can tell she's a girl.

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
god, sometimes carrie underwood looks awesome. sometimes, like in that last pick, she looks like absolute crap.

i guess she looks like absolute crap when she does her own makeup.

By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
She's got a healthy set of headlights on her. Wayyy too much makeup though.

By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Carrie Underslut is a big fat juicy whore.

By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Carrie Uglywood is a big fat juicy whore!

By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
she was on top and i tried to titty-fuck her but all i got was an image of her face on my stomach

By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
HELLO HUGE FOREHEAD!!!!

By KC, on 2:43 PM
Juicy Whore poster!!!

Funny you say that cause I just saw that about you on the Bathroom stall in this dumpy Gas station.

By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
I'm not sure, but i think Coke might have sponsored that event.

By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
Yeah, she is wearing more makeup than needed buttt just so you know Carrie is NOT dating Romo, she said the game she was at last week was the first time she got to meet/talk with him and she says they are only friends.. they've only talked a bit and are definitely NOT a couple. I believe Carrie since she hasn't lied to her fans about anything having to do with her life in the past.. just thought I'd get that out there! DEFINITELY ANOTHER RUMOR!!

By carriefan, on 5:33 PM
If Simpson could use the Cowboys for some free publicity, so could the Idol pushers. I'm sure Carrie's people arranged the whole thing for her, too. Unless she lives in Texas, she ain't Romo's GF. Or at least not his only one. ;)

By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
Aww, Carrie is so cute :-). Does anyone know where to get that cola shirt? :)

By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
Carrie Underwood does look good. Those pictures are from the Coca Cola 600 at Lowes Motor Speedway during the May race. Where Carrie was a complete and total bitch to her fans and everyone else. Ryan Seacrest was very nice to everyone (same race) but she... is NOT polite. So thinking Carrie is sweet and would "never lie" to her friends is ludacris. Because she is great at pretending she is a nice person.

By Anonymous, on 5:37 AM
I think she's gorgeous! What are all of these comments about a huge forhead and so forth? Wow, you guys must be adonis figures in order to have the gall to cast off someone who is as beautiful as Carrie Underwood...but you're not, are you? You're just mean and hateful to someone you don't even know because it makes you feel better about yourself, aren't you?

By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
G'dam! Is that her chin or has the plaster melted to the bottom of her face?

By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
JESSICA is dating that idiot singer they were together for new years he was drinking some JACK DANIELS from the bottle the way it should be drink ,thats the only good thing about him , he still a douchebag and jessica desperate for a cock deep in her

By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
ryan seacrest definately has a woody in that picture. gross.

By i thought he was gay?, on 3:49 PM
more like a splintery

By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM