Paris and Jenna Might Have Sex With You
Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton.Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp."
Not to nitpick here, but don't you technically have to touch a vagina to be considered "not a virgin?" Paris and Jenna are so bored out, the six condoms the guy would have to wear wouldn't even help him hit a wall. He might as well have sex with a manhole. You should really start thinking about moving out of your grandparents' basement and cancelling your World of Warcraft party if you ever find yourself entering a contest where Paris Hilton's vagina is the prize.
Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the AVN awards earlier this month:
Source
73 Comments:
Whenever Howard Stern runs his contests where a listener gets to have sex with a pornstar as a prize it made we wonder the same as this story does . . . how is this not making sex a commodity and thus prostitution?
I am not a lawyer.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
We've all seen Paris's vagina and that wouldn't be a prize for even the most desparate man!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
Well, paris and jenna look like prostitutes, so we might as well treat them so...
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Paris and Jenna are both prostitutes by definition. They sell sex for money. I doubt Jenna cares that anyone calls her what she knows she is.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
I'm not an lawyer either but my probation officer told me that when I give a girl money then somebody is doing something they shouldn't. Maybe next time I'll make a "game" out of it and be the "grand prize" (plus $100, of course).
By "John", on 3:17 PM
god, jenna looks awful. id almost rather nail paris. almost.
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
I knew Jenna was a Humanitarian. Nobody ever thought 'Sloth' from The Goonies would lose his virginity or walk a redcarpet with a broiled porn star but look at him now!
Make-A-Wish Foundation, you really do make dreams come true.
BABYRUTH!!!!!!!
-CM
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
So in other words, first prize is a wicked case of herpes?
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
This is just gross. What's next, gladiator fights in prime-time?
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
I thought the Bride of Frankenstein was supposed to have a white streak in her hair, not black roots. At least Frankenstein looks right there. Good bolt concealment.
By CK1, on 3:37 PM
Yikes!
Maybe it's because her face is surgically morphing into that of a duck, or maybe it's because she has the complexion of a catcher's mitt, but Jenna Jameson scares me.
By joejoe, on 3:43 PM
Tito Ortiz has a big ass head!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
I used to think that Jenna was hot, but now it appears she's gone overboard on the plastic surgery.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Those are the choices?
2nd pic - look how Jenna has to press her arms inward to push her boobs together.
She looks like a leathery old seahag.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
So let me get this straight, a bunch of guys are entering a content where the grand prize is a case of herpes? I'm confused.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
I'd rather take my chances with Paris.
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
That last pic of her boobs is disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Paris Hilton has a well documented case of herpes, but no one has ever claimed Jenna has anything. Porn stars take better care of their sexual health than most regular people do. The rules are very strict for performers and AIM is a highly respected organization.
http://www.aim-med.org/
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
I'd Love the chance to be with Paris. Not interested in Jenna. Paris may be a bitch and a slut, but I still thing she looks hot!
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Paris is a filthy, ugly whore. At least Jenna was smart enough to make her own money and run her own business.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
The last thing Paris needs is more cum in her face to make that fucked up retarded eye worse.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
I swear people who think Paris Hilton is "hot" either never leave the house or live in small towns full of ugly people. I guess Paris would be "hot" compared to Billy Sue down the street with the 2 teeth she uses to chew on dog bones.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
that's a disgusting idea.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Hey, Paris. You have brown eyes and brown hair. Just thought I'd remind you again. hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
It's hilarious that Paris Hilton is mentioned with a famous porn star and Paris is still the most used up, disgusting slut out of the two. Jenna is a goddess by comparison.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
Well, with Jenna you might actually have a good time, because she's talented in that way. Of course, she'd have to restock herself first -- which consists of shoving in a ham and pulling out the bone. I'm pretty sure that's what Lindsay Lohan has been doing.
Screwing Paris would be like sticking your penis in a hot waffle iron full of fire ants and alcohol.
By jeditemple, on 5:03 PM
Knowing that you'll be getting herpes on your first time, wow, that sounds like a contest worth entering.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
Honestly, if you would choose Paris over Jenna, you don't know what your doing. Jenna's talented in 'that way,' paris is just...............
dumb?
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Mmmmm...waffles
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Paris cannot suck a dick worth a damn. I saw the video. Jenna knows how to fuck. I'd go with Jenna.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
I saw the video too- she answers the damn PHONE.
the fact that this is even be CONSIDERED as tv programming horrifies me.
By parissucksliterally, on 6:00 PM
i'd titty fuck mena any day over these two..jesus jenna..w t f happened to you..
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
I think I'm gonna puke...
By Chris, on 6:12 PM
I think I'm gonna puke...
By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM
Jesus CHRIST. Leather face, skid-marked overstretched tits, fish lips, and rocks that look like she dumped out a box of Cap'n Crunch to get her "pirate's booty."
Jenna Jameson used to be more than just hot in the fuckable sense - she was beautiful, too. Now? If I couldn't forfeit, I'd be asking, "well, maybe I can sneak a thou out of Paris' wallet. She doesn't seem too aware of her surroundings, ever."
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Jesus, can you imagine the liability waiver they'd make you sign just to be considered as a "contestant" for this crap?
"Sign here, and here, initial here, sign here..."
"What's that? The section that says Acts of God or Unfortunate Circumstance? What does that mean?"
"Uhhh...it's just legal...uh...legal stuff. Yeah. Sign here, and here, initial here..."
By Vigilante, on 6:28 PM
Eww. What’s that growth-thingie peeking out of crack whore Jamison’s dress (picture 3)? Does she have multiple nipples on that eyesore of a tittie? Jenna Jamison looks radioactive or like some creature from a 1950’s science fiction movie. Isn’t it sweet she now thinks she’s a legit prostitute on the big time red carpet? Look at how cute and innocent she’s posing. Burn in hell bitch. As for Paris, she’s already burning in hell or at least her gash is. How much money does the contestant get to put his pecker in one of those trashcans?
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
Sadly, there WILL be guys who audition for this. How embarrassing for them.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Tito is a great fighter, but when you leave your wife for a dried up skank like this you know you have been hit in the head one too many times. Sad: porn claims another victim.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
SKAGS! These 2 chicks are nothing but dirty stinky whory skags!
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
Tito Ortiz is so late to the party on that girl. God she looks awful!
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
Are they kidding? Having sex with those disease-riddled freaks should be the PUNISHMENT, not the prize.
"The winner... will get to NOT have sex with Jenna the Leathery Cavern and Paris the Diseased Mantis."
By ffordegroupie, on 7:38 PM
I swear, if ever there was a more powerful example of why you should stay out of the sun, all you have to do is look at Jenna circa 1995 and compare that to now. Her skin looks absolutely hideous. She is not even 40, but her skin easily looks like that of a 55 or 60 year old.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
yeah, I agree...Jenna used to be gorgeous. You need to post more about her on here so people realize how much she really looks like shit. This is horrible, she looks like and old rag. But the sad thing is, Paris still looks worse.
Next the will be trying to add Britney into this mix in some way...
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
This idea is pure filth.
What the fuck is this world coming to?
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
I'd definitely take Paris over Jenna.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
It's like that lady who died drinking too much water... this is the same bad idea. Is there an STD clause?... I'd love to see Steven Tyler on the show! I know he's no vegan, he eats meat, or makes love to it... He would love to (married) Paris Hilton. Liv Tyler would be pissed off at daddy... But Jenna and Paris need someone or something just as dirty as them.
If this story is true, there might be some 18 year old dude that gets the woman of his dreams PARIS HILTON! Paris is like Jenna they do, younger dudes, older dudes and everthting inbetween. All the Hiltons lack class, I'd be ashamed to have her for mi daughter.... But Steven Tyler of a son-in-law uh goode :)
By Unforeseen Lunch, on 10:31 PM
who ever "wins" a chance to fuck paris is the loser in that game now who ever wins the chance to fuck JENNA is the winner
paris pussy is disgusting
By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM
oh what a prize - they possibility of sex with blow-up plastic dolls!
By Anonymous, on 4:29 AM
Jenna: Good grief what the hell happened? Pic 5 is just fugly which is a word I'd never previously associated with Jenna...Holy crap: That looks like a diet gone so horribly wrong she came out the other side looking like Lara Flynn Boyle...
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
Jenna is the bigest slut on earth wonder how many cocks she had in her life way would a man want to fuck some bitch that had 1,000 cock in her life.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
eeeeww
having sex with these women would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
By prettyboy, on 6:53 AM
The real prize is the winner gets his ass reamed by Tito while watching a Jenna porn video. That's where the virgin part comes in...
By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
It should be called "STD Territory"
By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
i'd hit jenna's pooper, knowing full well i'd have to fight my way through all the scarring.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
Sign me up so I can win a chance with paris, then I would tell that horrid bitch that I wouldn't ever have sex with her even if it meant the whole human existance depended on it, and hopefully crush her ego so bad that she never shows her herpes infested face ever again!!!
Then I'd poke her in the eye, steal one of her contacts so she has one brown eye, and one blue eye...
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Am I right?
By stewie griffin, on 8:33 AM
People have a lot of theories on what's wrong with our country. Is it the war? Is it our lack of universal health care? No no. It's the fact that a show like this is even considered.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
What the hell did Jenna do to herself? She looks like a freak.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
Hmmm a tranny-looking, burnt hot-dog skinned porn star or a droopy-eyed box-faced spoiled whore. Wow what a tough choice.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
hotdog in a hallway or the town bike; I'll pass
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Awwww shit. I have to go the cleaners again because I just vomitted on my oscar de la renta sport coat after seeing those pictures of Jenna Jameson.
By I don't like you in any way, on 10:27 AM
It'll be interesting to finally see naked people running around on tv without "goldenpalace.com" painted all over their bodies... but gee whiz does this sound like a bad idea. I take solace in the fact that its probably just a very weak idea hardly in its alpha stage of planning that has been blown outta proportion by this porn distributor moron.
Hmm.. but who to choose? If it was me, I'd probably go for a handy from paris, because at least she's got smooth skin. Sure, that leaves her one hand free to gab on her cell phone, but I'd much rather listen to her blab away on her sidekick than listen to that ear-splitting harpy shriek jenna jameson calls "moans of passion".
Plus a load to Paris' face would serve as a greatly humilating blow to her career, wheras to jenna it's just a reminder that she can clock out in five more minutes.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
I can't believe I am about to say this, but I am surprised Paris would consider this, since she goes to great lengths to say sex video was a mistake and that she's "not sexual".
What chanel is going to carry this? ABC?
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
What the hell happened to Jenna??? She obviously hit the tanning booth one too many times, and she looks seriously scary. Not to mention she's taking after Nicole Ritchie. It's called food, and it's good for you.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
so gonna watch this.
What a fantastic train wreck, wether they are involved or not.
By Middle America Guy, on 3:24 PM
Why Does jenna remind me of hilary duff? maybe its the smile..or the way she poses.. hmmm..
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
they are so fake...ugh...i actually feel good about myself...
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
Dear Gawd! Jenna looks like the undead (via George Hamilton) and the dude shes with looks like pimped out thumb.
By Chilly, on 2:42 PM
How do you keep your tits in a dress like that? Seriously, is there some body glue that sticks to the dress to keep those suckers in place? I would like to know?!?
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
Because I"m EXTREMELY immature, I giggled when I saw the comment total was 69 when I read this...teehee
It's already been said, but GOOD LORD whatever happened to Jenna....she used to be BEAUTIFUL.....or at the very least she was very hot.....
I would be surprised if this show DIDN'T get aired.........
By jenner, on 6:14 PM
ROTFL! I am laughing my head off this morning reading this thread. First Todd's Extremely Excellent post (too funny), then all the hilarious comments from everyone.
The comments make the blog. I don't have one but I sure enjoyed reading everyone else's! Keep up the good work-it sure makes a dull day a lot more interesting-Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
5:21 my bet's on double sided carpet tape. It's a must have for every skanky ho's titty-bearing ensemble.
Also keeps your shoes from slipping off your heels.
Bring on the "V, you're a skanky ho" comments. I need a good laugh.
By Vigilante, on 10:26 AM
Post a Comment
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com