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Paris Doesn't Want Her Saggy Eyelid Anymore

Paris Hilton reportedly visited a cosmetic surgeon earlier this week in an effort to "fix her drooping left eyelid." Six years ago, Paris had surgery to lift her eyelids, but the left eye muscles were damaged as a result, leaving Paris with the gorgeous face she has today. Not that it matters, because she dumb bitch will be wearing an eye patch soon because she refuses to accept her eyes are brown. Page Six says:

Hilton, who is filming "The Hottie and the Nottie," has made things worse by wearing blue- tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises. "They have been drying out lately," dished the tipster. "She is ignoring doctors' orders to not wear her tinted contacts."

The good news is that the doctors could fix her eye and Paris would still have about twenty more things wrong with her. Fixing her eyelid would be like giving the Elephant Man a facial.

Paris on set of The Hottie and the Nottie (possibly NSFW):

66 Comments:

she's such a babe! and soooo talented! i love her!!!

By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
^ If you're serious please go kill yourself.

By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
^ If you can't handle the truth please go kill yourself.

By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
She can't suck dick, sing or act. She has fake hair and fake blue eyes and she's a waste of space. That's a whole lot of talent.

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
^ Don't forget the useless, ugly whore part.

By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I hope the doctor fucks up and accidentally gouges her eyes out.

By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
What is she going to do about that poor overworked flap between her legs?

By CK1, on 12:08 PM
whether or not you pathetic losers believe me or not, this is paris hilton. i dont get why you guys are always so cruel to me. half this crap inst even true any way. your all so mean and pathetic. WHAT DID I DO TO ANY OF YOU GUYS? and dont even wrire back that you know this isnt me, becuz it is!!!

By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
acting, singing, modeling, she's a gorgeous multi-talented woman! i really really love her!!!

By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
Who the fuck let the Paris Hilton fan out of the mental hospital?

By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
Will the real Paris Hilton please stand up.

By Piquebu, on 12:19 PM
lol! Paris Hilton doesn't even know how to read or spell. Nice try!

By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Right, who's got access? Anyone want to track "Paris"'s IP number?

By Vigilante, on 12:41 PM
What the hell is going on down there between her legs????? It's like her bikini is shifted over to cover up her saggy left ass cheek. Bleh.

By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Atleast she is aware of herwonky eye
now i feel bad about making fun of it

By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
fixing just her eye is like fixing a flat tire on a pinto in a junk yard. She should also look into fixing that hook beak nose, ruined hair from over bleaching, and for god sake fix that 12 year old boy body. She also needs a labia lift to fix those roast beef curtains between her legs. Worthless genetic trash is her legacy.

By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
fixing just the eye is like repairing a flat on a pinto in a junkyard. She still needs that hooked beak of a nose repaired, her overbleached hair fixed, and definitly get that 12 year old boy body fixed. Just for fun get a labia lift so those roast beef curtains aren't hanging down so far. If she were a car they would claim totaled and junk her.

By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
I wish my eyes were brown!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
her eye is like that due to all the men who skeeted on her face and in her eye and up her nose. shes used to shit like that. fucking wonkey eyed whore

By prettyboy, on 1:30 PM
12:06
i agree, but if they gouge her eyes out, being the whore that she is, it would only mean she'd have 2 more holes to be fucked in.

By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Wow...and all of this time, I thought it was a "money shot" that messed up her eye.

By jeditemple, on 1:52 PM
she's cute, not lindsay lohan cute, but still cute. if she gets that eye fixed she'll move up from cute to beautiful. not kelly clarkson beautiful, but still beautiful.

By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
can't believe she's getting rid of her one slanty eye. totally racist against asians.

By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
UGHHHH. From what I can see of the area around her vag, it looks like OLD WOMAN FLAPPY SKIN. EWWWWW.

By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
The wonky eye is the least of her concerns.

By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
kelly says, old woman flappy skin, yummmmmmm...just needs a little jalapeno dipping sauce, or maybe musky caramel spread from just around the corner...

By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
"The Hottie and the Nottie?"

she's the nottie, right?!

By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
we all understood that joke to be assumed

By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
I love how the single anonymous poster isn't even smart enough to try and oh, say, use punctuation in the various posts. While it's not hard to believe that anyone who thinks well of "Stupid Spoiled Whore" is incapable of using the shift key, I find it endlessly amusing that every Paris Hilton post here has the same illiterate groupie singing praise about how perfect she is.

Paris: look up "humility" in the dictionary. Then look up "Malignant Narcissist" in the DSM. I'll be charitable: the shift key can be found on both the right and left side of your keyboard.

By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Oh my gawd! Ok, if the real Paris Hilton is reading this, by all means, explain that mudflap coming out of your suit there!
It looks like you had vagina dentata and someone pulled out all those teeth with strings.........yesterday.

By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
paris you're so gorgeous ignore all the haters punctuation is for losers only mental patients know about the dsm and anyway that term is descriptive not diagnostic according to the current taxonomies oh my gosh paris you rule

By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
the problem with her wonky eye isn't so much that the eyelid droops, it's that the eye is looking in a different direction than the other eye.

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
"punctuation is for losers..." Hilarious proof that Paris Hilton fans are retards.

By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Anonymous said...

I wish my eyes were brown!!!!!

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Nobody wishes their eyes were brown.

By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
VAGINA DENTATA.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

From now on, the unholy crotch shall thus be named "ol' toothless granny"

By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
"only mental patients know about the dsm"....

I love how this spoofer accidentally used punctuation, great paradoy!

By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
I'd still hit it.

With a 2x4.

In the face.

By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Mmmm... Meaty...

By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
I loooooove that "Paris" said that HALF of what is said isn't true. That means that half IS true and that's just a revolting thought. You didn't help yourself there much, genius.

Oh, and for the record, fixing your wonky eye won't make you look like less of a tranny...because we all know you were once a man. We've all seen the hack job that Thai doctor did when he cut your penis off. "Gash" certainly is the appropriate term for what you're smearing all over town these days.

By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
Anonymous said...
I'd still hit it.

With a 2x4.

In the face.

3:56 PM

wow, that little joke just does not stop being funny, does it? gets me everytime (rolls eyes in annoyance)

By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
I like how they are sticking with that botched surgery story. We all know she got that droopy eye standing too close to Lexington Steele while performing on the business end of a 50 man blow-bang. POW !! Right in the eye.

By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
3:43 "nobody wishes their eyes were brown"

hilarious, lol

By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
I am a physician and I've seen plenty of genital warts. I'm pretty sure those are fungating condymoma acuminatum on her left labia.

By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
man, in that first open-robe pic, she looks hotter than hot. if you didn't know it was her, you'd be fap fap fapping before the high-res image finished loading. knowing it's her, you wait until you've posted a cut-down comment first. it's almost like being married.

By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
I always wondered about that wonky eye. And I've never once seen the trollup with brown eyes.

By Laurie, on 9:27 PM
I am a physician and I've seen plenty of genital warts. But enough about my wife!

By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
why are people hiring that useless cunt the movie is going to suck ass and is going to be her fault

and since she does not want to listen to her doctor then her ugly crossed eyes are going to dry up just like
her pussy did a long tome ago

By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
Poppycock! I wish my eyes were brown. (Sometimes). I have long black/brown hair & blue eyes & I'm pale. I think I could pull off a whole exotic sexy thing if I had dark eyes & a tan. I'd give it a try anyway.

And as far as Paris, her contacts may be prescription as well as colored. If the entire left side of her face looked like a stroke victim's like that eye does, she probably still wouldn't stoop to wearing glasses to help it.

By No I'm not like that, on 5:40 AM
Poppycock! I wish my eyes were brown. (Sometimes). I have long black/brown hair & blue eyes & I'm pale. I think I could pull off a whole exotic sexy thing if I had dark eyes & a tan. I'd give it a try anyway.

And as far as Paris, her contacts may be prescription as well as colored. If the entire left side of her face looked like a stroke victim's like that eye does, she probably still wouldn't stoop to wearing glasses to help it.

By No I'm not like that, on 7:26 AM
Paris has already had a bad nose job AND her actual eye color is brown.
Proof? Fine. :P

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
In the first pic, she looks a lot like her sister, Nicky

By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
her eyes are limpid pools of azure.

SIGH.

By Onan's seed, on 7:29 PM
Someone explain to me PLEASE...why women like Lohan, Spears, Hilton, (and Sienna Miller) are incapable of wearing properly fitted panties?

You know, THEY know that telescopic lens and high resolution pictures are the norm of today. And they have all been caught on film with their ugly bits flashed around the world wide web. You would think they would take more caution to avoid future blunders. Its ugly, it's skanky, it's beyond classless and yet they continue to assault the public with it....she needs to get her brain fixed before anything else..

By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
If Paris Hilton wasn't suck a bitch people might feel sorry for her..

By brah, on 11:43 PM
I'd feel sorry if the wandering eye were not the result of botched cosmetic surgery. You just can't buy self esteem.

It's fun to watch the toilet flush itself though isn't it?

By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
In my city we refer that wonk eye as "bag eye" insert your own joke....

By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
If she doesn't want that eyelid anymore, why not leave it out on the curb? Perez Hilton will surely be by to pick it up before too long.

By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I love her wonky eye! What's wrong with her? it's like the most interesting about her...! It made her so different from everyone else, seriously!

By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
I like the way Paris looks. I hope she doesn't change a thing.

By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM
paris is very insecure because she wasnt properly raised and can;t feel a thing

By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
she is very insecure and has lost sense of reality just wants to party on and on but i believe shes miserable inside.

By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Paris Hilton is really pretty? If she wasn't, she wouldn't be so famous, right?

By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
@ 3:36, plenty of ugly people are famous, including Paris Hilton. Paris is famous because she's a rich whore with a sex tape.

By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
"I love her wonky eye! What's wrong with her? it's like the most interesting about her...! It made her so different from everyone else, seriously!"

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The only thing that makes her different from most people is her mommy and daddy's money and famous names. Other than that she's just another ugly brown eyed, brown haired whore who dyes her hair blonde, wears blue contacts and has a retarded eyelid.

By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
oh my gosh.
i don't get why people can't just leave her alone. i mean seriously. it's none of our bussines if she wants to fuck every man or woman fuckable or if she wants to appear more 'barbie ish' by changing her hair color to blonde and wearing blue contact lense.
she can do whatever fuck she want with her life and i think she is goegeous with and without her contact lenses.

smooches.<3

By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Wow! I didn't realize there is so many haters out there. Can we say"envious"? I am not a fan but am not a hater ither. ...
Paris...If the Dr. says don't wear contacts..... it is ok. Brown eyes are pretty too. Surgery"s" are bad for you. Be yourself. Forget Hollywood peir pressure.
Haters....Go on a diet, drive past Mcdonalds, and get a gym membership. Those who express such hate for someone they do not know are TRYING to mask their true feelings about themselves. Get a hobby.

By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM