Here's Paula Abdul promoting the new season of American Idol on a Seattle news broadcast. It's one of the best Kirk Douglas impressions I've seen. I didn't know she was this talented. I guess it's a little offensive. The dude had a stroke. He can't help the way he talks. Paula goes on forever. Lindsay Lohan can't help being a whore, but at least when I do impressions of her I know where to draw the line - like limiting the number of men at my gangbangs.

Thanks to all the cold hearted snakes who sent this in.

This post needed some pictures, so here's Katharine McPhee last month: