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Paula Abdul is a Mess

Here's Paula Abdul promoting the new season of American Idol on a Seattle news broadcast. It's one of the best Kirk Douglas impressions I've seen. I didn't know she was this talented. I guess it's a little offensive. The dude had a stroke. He can't help the way he talks. Paula goes on forever. Lindsay Lohan can't help being a whore, but at least when I do impressions of her I know where to draw the line - like limiting the number of men at my gangbangs.

Thanks to all the cold hearted snakes who sent this in.

This post needed some pictures, so here's Katharine McPhee last month:

52 Comments:

Wow, she is totally batshit insane. It was creepy how the news anchors continued on with the interview as if they were speaking to a normal person...disturbing.

By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
wow, does she have parkinsons?

By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
She's so fucking wasted. She was probably out late drinking with MC Skat Kat, bitching about how Arsenio's been rush-rushing things. Yes, Im a tool.

By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
WOW! high as a kite!

By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
I feel bad for the newscasters. They have to continue like they are talking to a normal rational person (kind of like me trying to have a conversation with my mother in law).

By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
WAHOOOO BELLEVUE SCHOOL DISTRICT CLOSED!

By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
Holy shit. She totally rocks.

By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
She's talking like she's on meth... with the way her mouth moves and her words come out and stuff... lol it DOES seem like she had a stroke.

By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Oh that is priceless, darling. This is classic forever!

By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
stop hatin'...you know she's on mad painkillers. she has a horrible back and is in constant pain. it's really sad. she's had lots of surgeries and they can't fix it. poor thing.

By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
that was so fucked up it made katharine mcphee throw up!!! ok, she was going to anyway (just ate 3 M&Ms), but she did it slightly quicker.

By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
LOL 2:46. My MIL is crazy too. We should start a club. Although it does help me out a lot as a nurse, since I have to tune out crazy people all day.

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
BUTTAH FACE!

By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
At first I thought she's high, then I thought Parkinson's because she started to seem more lucid. Then I noticed she was kind of looking around rather her than focusing on the camera. It was more like she wasn't paying attention. Parkinsons doesn't make you spacey, just unable to sit still...so I'm concluding drugs. And lots of them.

By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
Yep. Drugs.

And if she's got terrible back pain, fine. You can do painkillers without overdoing painkillers. And she's overdoing something, that's for damned sure.

By Vigilante, on 4:01 PM
I've abused some strong painkillers in my day and never heard anyone sound like that on painkillers. She's mixing them with something.

By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
She just seems really, really, really, drunk.

By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
trainwreck. with explosions. and a chemical spill.

By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM
Doesn't she have ANY handlers or flunkies around her who might intercept this kind of mess?

By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
It was creepy how the news anchors continued on with the interview as if they were speaking to a normal person

you can tell they knew she was being crazy, but they can't come out and say "what the fuck are you on, woman?!" they have to interview these high celebs like james brown and courtney love as if they're sober respectable individuals

By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Mmmmmmmmm, loves me some Percocet and vodka with my morning OJ.

What's that you say? Coffee? Coffee?!?!? Pfffffffffffft.

By Gonzo, on 4:42 PM
I know this is supposed to be more about Paula but all I can say is Katherine McPhee is looking hot!!! This is the second time I've seen a set of pictures of her on here where she's just looked unbelievable.

By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
Somebody should introduce her to Lindsey Lohan.

By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
katherine mcphee is the walking definition of "butter face."

By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
She's talking like she has the tongue of a cow. Hmm. You know, cow's tongues seem pretty long. And wet. And slurpy. Anyone have Paula's number?

By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
Fucking. Disaster.
Maybe there was an earthquake, or a Vodkaquake.

By CK1, on 6:18 PM
American Idol needs to dump her and fast. She has been nothing but a train wreck for the past 2 years. Get rid of her before she completely ruins the show.

By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
She's drunk, right?

By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
"Somebody should introduce her to Lindsey Lohan."

Hell, she probably just came from Lindsay's.

By jeditemple, on 7:01 PM
Definitely drunk. Possibly mixed with painkillers. I've abused many drugs in my day, and that was stereotypical "pills with alcohol" behavior. Dumb bitch. There's a reason that bottle of vicodin has a big sticker saying Do Not Mix With Alcohol.
Was this a morning news program?? I'd be afraid to see her in the evenings if she's THIS trashed in the morning!

By Chantelle, on 7:51 PM
Anonymous said: It was creepy how the news anchors continued on with the interview as if they were speaking to a normal person.

I'm thinking the newscast had put aside a certain amount of time for this interview. They could either keep going with her (and know they had a scoop in the process) or deal with dead air.

By Piquebu, on 8:08 PM
Wow. Very sad. Anyone got her on the death pool, if not then take her now...

By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
I bet she's a blast in the sack in that state. I'd hit it 'till she's sober.

By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM
Paul has gone on some entertainment shows/talk shows to talk about her back pain and surgeries and medication. She is in a lot of pain and that may have affected other areas of her physical health, and maybe mental health too.

By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
Pain killers alone don't fuck you up like that and if she took enough pills to make her that fucked up she would have been in a coma before the went on that interview [@ 5 AM!] The bitch is probably high on morphine and drunk off her ass. She's a junkie. Stop making excuses for her. She ain't paralyzed like Larry Flynt.

By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
Amateur Forensic Pharmacist agrees that's not painkillers -- at least that's not all she's on. I say she's exhibiting extrapyramidal side effects from amphetamines, cocaine, or -- if I was kind and wanted to give her publicists a plausible theory to go with -- anti-nausea drugs. If I wanted to give gossip sites a theory to go with ... Hey, how about Haldol?

Combine that with an attempt to kill the side effects of Substance X with a couple supplementary Ativan or shot of Maker's Mark. That's my girl.

This is a chemistry experiment gone wrong. Not that this chronic pain sufferer would know....

Whatever it is, I don't think a season of Idol gossip is going to do her situation any favors. Paula, please fire the publicists that let you go on the air like this.

By Amateur Pharmacist, on 11:22 PM
am i really the only one who thinks katherine mcphee (face included) is gorgeous??

By Anonymous, on 11:23 PM
The online web statistics say this site has over 2 million hits a week, so I guess a lot of people don't comment. I think Katharine McPhee is very pretty. She has kinda big nostrils for her face, so I think that's why people might think her face isn't pretty, but her eyes make up for that.

By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
Geez, watching Paula Abdul was giving me motion sickness. That woman is odd like 7 and loopy like 8.
Only she knows what cocktail of narcotics to attribute her behaviour to.

By joejoe, on 1:09 AM
COme on! First of all, don't forget the time difference. What time was the "live" interview? 7 AM? earlier? That would have been 4 AM or earlier in Seattle. That means she probably got to the studio at at least 3 AM to get ready. I don't think there are too many of us who would function all that well at that hour. I'd be pretty delirious, too. Maybe she was still out from the night before and hadn't been home yet? Or maybe she just gets whacky when she's tired? Who cares.?! This was certainly no Joe Namath moment. If she would have been really incapacitated, they probably would have not went on the air live with her.

By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
COme on! First of all, don't forget the time difference. What time was the "live" interview? 7 AM? earlier? That would have been 4 AM or earlier in Seattle. That means she probably got to the studio at at least 3 AM to get ready. I don't think there are too many of us who would function all that well at that hour. I'd be pretty delirious, too. Maybe she was still out from the night before and hadn't been home yet? Or maybe she just gets whacky when she's tired? Who cares.?! This was certainly no Joe Namath moment. If she would have been really incapacitated, they probably would have not went on the air live with her.

By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
Anonymous said...
am i really the only one who thinks katherine mcphee (face included) is gorgeous??

11:23 PM

yep

By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
This trainwreck needs to go to rehab. Anyone have the phone # for the Betty Ford Clinic????

By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
Amateur Pharmacist, if you have access to any of what you mentioned I'd gladly volunteer as a guinea pig to see if we can re-create her happy state.

It might take us a while, but I'm up for it.

By Vigilante, on 12:59 PM
wasn't mcphee a fatty when she was first on the show? I couldn't find any old links/pics. I know she said she had beeen bulimic (why do people feel compelled to confess neuroses/problems) but still. She looks smaller than I remember

By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
You know, this strikes me as somebody who had localized anaesthetic on their face that hasn't worn off...

By Danielle, on 1:19 AM
I have to take lots of painkillers thanks to my back being a complete wreck, but I guess I have the wrong medication then... when I'm high on my medication, I'm just agreeing with the world, quiet and calm.
I want what Paula's having for a change.

By Melpomene, on 3:32 AM
I saw this posted on other sites and it's hilarious to see the soccer moms post stuff like, "Maybe she has Parkinsons" or "maybe she had a bad reaction to NyQuil." SURE. Maybe it's no wonder teens develop full blown habits behind their clueless parents' backs.

By Piquebu, on 8:40 AM
7:50 said "First of all, don't forget the time difference. What time was the "live" interview? 7 AM? earlier? That would have been 4 AM or earlier in Seattle. That means she probably got to the studio at at least 3 AM to get ready."

Yeah, don't forget the time difference... ummm, do you know how time zones work? The ANCHORS were in Seattle, Paula was in New York. 4am in Seattle = 7am in NYC... and there's no way they had this on at 4am. It was probably closer to 7 or 8 PST (Seattle) which would make it 10 or 11 EST (NYC). Bitch please, she was fucked up on something, the end.

By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
anyone saying katherine mcphee has a butter face is a jealous idiot. she's beautiful.

By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
10:10 AM-

Thank you. That was a completely lucid and intelligent explaination. Yes, I agree. Truer words could not be spoken: "Bitch please, she was fucked up on something, the end."

By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
Dame....she is cool...

By Anonymous, on 2:42 AM