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Anna Has a Movie Coming Out. Maybe.

Here is the trailer for Anna Nicole Smith's new movie, Illegal Aliens. It co-stars Chyna Doll and was set to be released in April, but now it might not due to her unexpected death. From what I can tell from the trailer, Anna and Chyna are aliens from outer space with a plan to blow something up or whatever aliens from outer space do. It's also further proof that Chyna Doll is a man. There's no way this freak has two X chromosomes. She looks like King Kong in a halter top.

Note: Yes, Anna did just say, "Why is my poopy hole sore?" That was probably rhetorical.

Update: Anna and her son Daniel are credited as producers on the movie.

16 Comments:

That looks well done. You can always count on Edgewood Studios to git r done.

By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Still think Anna did not deserve it?

TrimSpa anyone?

By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
this makes porno look like hamlet.

By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
lol, absolutely terrible, though I did laugh at the fork in the microwave gag. And this is the guy who never laughs at microwave gags.

By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
It might become a cult classic now. It wouldn't have gotten any exposure before.

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
The director had one of his movies on Mystery science Theater so you know this will be quality.

By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Please, please, please tell me this was supposed to be a direct-to-video release.

As far as camp flicks go, this looks like it's one step down from Troma Video, be it a good or bad thing. I'll still have to check it out when it's released.

PROTIP: Anna didn't even have to act for this one.

By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
OMG...

By MikeG, on 12:58 PM
Wow. my poopy hole hurts

By SAMIE, on 1:35 PM
this can't be for real, can it??

By kluvztt18, on 2:04 PM
i'd hit chyna's pooper, but only after i popped anna right there on the autopsy table. she's probably still a little warm.

By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...
this makes porno look like hamlet.

11:35 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Alright North Korea, you officially have permission to nuke California.

By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Why does this look like a B-film from the 70s? It doesn't even look like it's from the present time. Something with the color and the actors' wardrobe. It looks really horrible but I will probably rent it for $1 anyway to get a few laughs. Too bad this had to be her last film. Even another Naked Gun movie would've been better.

By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Was that Bill Clinton playing a tramp at the beginning of the trailer?

By Anonymous, on 3:47 AM
Anonymous said...
That looks well done. You can always count on Edgewood Studios to git r done.

11:05 AM

Anytime you have mention of Anna Nicole, Larry the Cable Guy won't be too far behind.

By Jennifer, on 8:02 AM