Ashley Olsen is a Sexy Beast
I know Ashley Olsen is prancing around outside her hotel in her underwear trying to be sexy, but it's just not working. In fact, it's a little embarrassing. Like a kitten in high heels and a thong. You're four feet tall and weigh about 70 pounds. Guys don't want to have sex with you because they're scared they might have register every time they leave the state. Not me though. With my Axe body spray and pink Izod, the boys are like putty in my hands. Sorry sista!
104 Comments:
I can't decide which is un-sexier, her body or those hideous sunglasses.
By Rachel, on 11:12 AM
I forgot her and her sister were even still alive. Remember back in like 2001 when we wondered how hot they would be when they were 19, 20, 21? It turns out they are the type of girls who peak at 16. (Like about a third of the girls you go to high school with).
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
I'd bend that lil' ass over. She needs it!
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
"might have to register everytime they leave the state" Hysterical. I love it!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
You got the "beast" part right. She looks like a little old lady.
By Piquebu, on 11:18 AM
I don't care what she or her twin sister do when they pose, still reminds me of the time when they were still in a crib sucking their thumbs.
By dm, on 11:19 AM
Did she buy those underwear in the toddler's department?
What kind of child molesting perverts want to fuck chicks that look like this?
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Did she go to a hotel to relax? She's about as relaxed as a meth addict on day three of a three day binge. God damn! Sit fucking still already.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Those cute twins grew up to be really ugly girls. Yuck.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
I'm afraid that if I click on any of those pictures, the FBI will knock down my door.
So, who's the child molester in the foreground?
By Enoughalready, on 11:43 AM
That doesn't look like her, you sure its her?
Also, at least she wears panties. Good grief, she's a helluva lot better than spears or hilton.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
She looks like an ethanopian. Someone get her some cheesy poofs, most riki-tik.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Since I remember her and her sister as little babies, I don't care about these two. It's like watching my nieces run amok in their undies. Sick.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
i'd hit it. i mean, how often do you have a chance to go pedo and not worry about getting arrested? these girls are a godsend because every guy has a pedo fantasy tucked away somewhere.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
^ If you don't kill yourself, I hope someone else does the world a favor and kills you.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
That's Stamos in the bushes.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Why do celebs constantly feel the need to spread their legs in public? It's disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
See, that's why you have to fuck both of them at the same time so their combined body weight equals that of a normal adult. Fucking one without the other would be like clapping with one hand. I thought that was obvious.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
"...because every guy has a pedo fantasy tucked away somewhere."
^I sincerely hope you don't really believe that. Maybe you're just some jerk-off who says dumb shit 'anonymously' to piss people off. Because if you truly believe that, you're fucked up.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
these girls are a godsend because every guy has a pedo fantasy tucked away somewhere.
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well first off these girls are like 20 or 21 and i dont have a pedo fantasy. i'm not sick in the head nor am i an ugly person so i stick with women my age or older.
By prettyboy, on 12:35 PM
I don't care how old these girls are, they still look like and are shaped like small children. Any adult who gets an erection looking at girls like this is a sick fuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Are there any pics taken right after that top one, where you can actually see the turdlettes she's obviously straining to unload?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
the money shot in this case would be a pic of her sucking her thumb.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
me & john mark karr just rubbed one out together. these pics rule!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
if she were wearing a diaper it'd be even hotter.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
pfft, she's prettier than xtina. thats for sure
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
At least she doesn't bother others.
By Tazznum1, on 1:34 PM
She bothers me!
By she's disgusting, on 1:35 PM
12:08, most sickos, pervs and criminals like to justify their behavior by claiming that everyone is like them.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Come on. She is looking pretty good weight-wise, not too thin - she's got some shape to her thighs - and she's not 'prancing around trying to be sexy' - you forget, she's not POSING for these photos, she's in what should be the privacy of her own room and a guy in a dumpster three hundred metres away is snapping at her. She's just lying around by the pool, enjoying the sun. Make fun of britney for being a big dumb slut if you want, but when people are in their own homes or if they have paid good money for their privacy, cut them some fucking slack. I come to these sites all the time and have a laugh at rich people doing stupid shit in public, but this stalking shit is starting to piss me off.
By eclair, on 1:39 PM
^ Shut up Ashley Olsen fan. Go watch your Full House DVDs.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
"not too thin"????? She's a skeleton with twiggy bird legs. She looks like she's going to fall over and die.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
too fat, too thin, too ... whatever. there's nothing more tiresome than people obsessed with weight, both the pro-anas and the "anorexia holocaust" hysterics. listen carefully: nobody cares. people care about sexy, not what the scale says. take jennifer aniston - ideal weight, personal trainer, plastic surgery (stop lying, jen)...and: dried up pinched face not-sexy whiner. her weight is irrelevant, her low humidity is the problem. well, plus she's a man.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
BEAST YES, sexy, hell no.
By BLADE, on 1:56 PM
1:55 - Ashley is too skinny and not sexy.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Jesus: It looks like she's sporting a pair of "Depends". I'd still hit it: I'd feel like John Holmes, babee!
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
not Depends, more like Pampers. you can see Elmo on the waistband in some of the pictures.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
12:08 PM - You're a sicko. Nobody has that fantasy. Try finding something like a sexy schoolgirl outfit in a lingerie store or even in Playboy. It doesn't exist, because we're not perverts.
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
I think shes still too skinny .... And a little bit crazy maybe...
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
I think they both are natually small. Mary Kate just went that extra mile to anorexialand. Other than that, I don't think she's ugly, she's just not curvy. She looks 12 ... or 14 tops, but not ugly.
They dress funny though, can't believe they have a clothing line. pft.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
She's totally posing, it's only a matter of time before she's out partying without panties. They're both skanks-in-training.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing these pictures. Fuck that's sick. What the fuck is the matter with women today? Why can't they just eat food and have curves? I like women to look like WOMEN!
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
It's one thing to have that "schoolgirl fantasy" and dress a buxom, curvy adult woman up in that costume, but when people are having that fantasy with girls who look like this, then they're just pedophiles.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
aw, she's just adorable! Who wouldn't want to marry that crazy-monkey girl?
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
Those twins are freaks churned out of that same mill that made Hilary Dufff and is now (ruining) molding Hanna Montana. I know because my kids see all this stuff. BUT it will say that it is encouraging to see one of those Olsen kids actually smile, even if it's some bewildered attempt to be Paris or Brit Brit.
By Andykat, on 3:01 PM
@ 12:08: I promise you that if I caught you having a "pedo fantasy" about my kids, I wouldn't give the cops the opportunity to catch and release you. No one would ever find you, and I'd make sure your last moments were the more painful than you could ever imagine.
Mare parents should do the same. The laws aren't protecting our kids from people like you.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
^ Amen.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
"Mare parents should do the same."
I agree. But let's leave horses out of this.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
Looks like she's trying to eke a fart out.
By Chip chim cheree, on 3:12 PM
I've never found these girls attractive. Especially once they grew up and went fucking insane and rail-thin.
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
Todd, get her fug off the screen! I'd rather see Britney's ham thighs than this child with bowed out chicken legs.
By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM
2:25 said: Try finding something like a sexy schoolgirl outfit in a lingerie store or even in Playboy. It doesn't exist, because we're not perverts.
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Are you serious about this? I'm a girl and even I know that Playboy has done numerous spreads with girls dressed in the school girl outfit.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
I HEART 3:05!
and I second that! Parents need to forget the courts and the cops when it comes to pedos, they DON'T care - unless it's their kid.
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
I could give a crap about the Olsen twins, but come on people, educate yourselves on at least one issue - dating skinny adult women does NOT equate to being a pedophile. I'd be willing to bet the same idiots that concocted that brainless crap are probably closet fatties that come out whenever there is a Kelly Clarkson post.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
And she's the thicker sister. Yikes!
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
I can't stop laughing at these pics. She looks like a goddamn epileptic Monchichi.
By Seven., on 4:56 PM
Umm, as noted before, the photog was in a dumpster or a garbage can, far far away with a really really big lens. She is not putting on a show for the photog. Also, if you look carefully there is a man, who does want to do her, laying down. You can see his head in some of the pictures.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
12:08,
You're living in another type of fantasy if you think most men have pedo desires. You're a sick fuck alright...
Do us all a favour and go lube up and fuck a houselamp. I guarantee you'll get a charge out of it.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch Dateline. I LOVE to watch those pedos get arrested. :-D
Dateline should leave the 'spouse kills spouse mysteries' alone and make every show a 'To Catch A Predator' show. I have no doubt their ratings would go up.
Go Chris Hansen! haha
By joejoe, on 5:06 PM
This is off topic, but did you guys hear that the cocksucker who shot and killed all those people in that mall in Utah was an 18 yr old Bosnian Muslim refugee who did it in the name of Allah? The fucking retards in the liberal politically correct media haven't even mentioned it.
Elect a president in 2008 who'll close the borders, Americans.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Yeah and I'm glad that cop shot and killed that motherfucker. If that off duty cop wasn't there who knows how many more people would have died.
P.S. Ashley Olsen looks like an AIDS patient.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
Off duty cops carry their guns around? I didn't know that.
BTW, Ashley, you have enough money to buy some decent fitting clothes and a burger, ffs!
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
She's the poster child for pedophilia.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
Anon 5:32, the Islamic goon must have killed poor black people, that's why the media doesn't care.
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
4:39, and obviously everyone thinks they look like adults, and would never mistake them for prepubescents.
Yeah right. They look like ten-year-olds, and you know what kind of men long to fuck ten-year-olds?
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Anyone who thinks she's not posing is as fucking retarded as the slimeball who thinks all adult men have a pedo fantasy.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
anon 6:27, they weren't poor black people, but nice try.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
"4:39, and obviously everyone thinks they look like adults, and would never mistake them for prepubescents.
Yeah right. They look like ten-year-olds, and you know what kind of men long to fuck ten-year-olds? "
My grandma is 87 years old and an outrageous flirt. She's always going on about how many dates she gets at the retirement home she lives in. She's also probably 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds soaking wet.
Based on your theory (that the size of a womans body dictates pedophillia in men that find them attractive), I'm sure she'd take it as a compliment knowing that the senior citizens she's been dating recently all secretly believe her to be a much younger woman.
Get a clue.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
Meh. Short skinny girls always think they're sexier than everyone else and have that short person complex that annoys most average sized people. Let them think they're what men always want, but most heterosexual, non-pedophile men know better. No offense to the small number of short girls who don't fit that stereotype.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
7.55
Its not her size that people are talking about its that she LOOKS like a 10 yr old... I highly doubt your 87 yr old grandma looks 10... and if she does i'd like to know her secret... Besides feasting on the blood of the young... But I'm sure your grandmother has proportional height and weight... Ashley is 5'3 and probably 80 pounds at most... Thats too skinny... she should be around 105... Its not like posts on Christina Aguilera are saying she's a pedo's dream and she's about the same height as the twins... That is what a women should look like... curvy and sexy hot.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
I'm sorry... I think she's hot!
By Anonymous, on 9:21 PM
12:08 you are a sick fucking bastard
3:05 I would gladly help you torture a sick fuck like that
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
8:00 pm if you think sexy only comes in tall you are the one with the complex.
Yes I am "petite" and sunshine I am very sexy and you tall girls have never posed a threat to me nor will you ever.
My size was good enough in God's eyes, and I suspect he forgot to get your ringing endorsement. His bad.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
7:55, no YOU get a fucking clue, and learn how to read since your skills are obviously deficient. I said they LOOK LIKE TEN YEAR OLDS, and unless your grandma is very unusual for an old lady, she doesn't look like a ten year old even if she is a shrimp.
Tell me, is she built like a scrawny little boy? Does she have no feminine body parts? Is she eighty pounds on a bad day? No? THEN SHUT UP.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
I'm 8:00 and I'm a man. Sorry.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM
10:00 - It's funny cuz average sized men normally don't like petite girls, yet tall guys do. Funny how that is. Don't get it, but don't care :)
Have a good one ;)
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
this is no longer a pedo fantasy unless you think that looking like a 12 year old boy and actually being 20 is something to have a fantasy about...she looks ok standing up, but some of those poses are sort of odd...she must be drunk or stoned or both...i hope...
By Anonymous, on 10:12 PM
there's nothing wrong with being petite, so screw you all!
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
8:00 here again and I'm 6'4", 230 lbs. Men my height who go after short girls, or petite as you call it usually have some fucked power trip going on. Most of them are just insecure dicks who have to feel bigger than everyone around them. I'm not that guy. Wrong again. Sorry again. G'night.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
I'm a man and i like petite (short and thin) women.
Most tall women just don't look feminine.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
i always laugh when i see really tall people with really short boyfriends or girlfriends. it just looks so funny like a freak show on jerry springer or something. lol!
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
Most people know that short people haven't evolved correctly. Humans have grown taller and less hairy through time. Sorry short people. Randy Newman's song was right on though.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM
10:15 (the 6'4" dude)...wow you have it all figured out....no offence but that is strange fucking logic...some tall guys like to be able to "bounce" a petite woman...meaning easily hoist her up while he stands and bounces her on his cock....get the picture??? Those men are hardly insecure...perhaps just practical
By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM
10:20 you be really dumb...and science isn't your subject
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
There is nothing hot about these pictures! She looks like that other commenter's 80 year old grandma!
By gina, on 10:22 PM
No, that "spinners" shit is old and that wasn't strange logic at all. I'm a tall man too and I want my kids I'll have eventually to be tall especially if I have boys. There's also nothing like a long pair of a sexy woman's legs around me.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
Short People
Randy Newman
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
Can't we all just get along?
By rodney king, on 10:30 PM
I hear Janet Reno is free Friday night
By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
lol i don't think the men who are saying they like tall women are talking about amazon bitches like janet reno!
By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
There's no such thing as evolution. Dinosaurs didn't exist and we didn't come from short monkeys. You're all going to hell. Amen.
By evangelical christian, on 10:43 PM
what if you're tall and hairy? or short and not hairy?
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
10:27 - some people just want their children happy and healthy...you want yours tall...that's fucking terrific...God bless...all your problems will be solved with the right height....and it's not spinning it's bouncing and that never gets old
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
Tall girls bounce too and they can do it higher because their legs are longer. Everyone knows short guys get picked on in school, so taller boys are happier. That means that guy wants his son to be happy.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
god please stop bringing god into this goddammit, and stop feeding the trolls. they're just trying to make the short tempered short people mad, and it's working.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
on the top five pics the last one she looks she is taking a shit and loving it wow she is sexy hahahahaha oh and who cares tall short to stick a dick in a pussy you don't need one specific height just look at those nasty midget movies
By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM
people throw around clinical terms in the most ignorant way. this girl is skinny, but she looks like an ugly skinny young adult girl. ok, more like a young adult duck, and her sister looks like a duck crossed with the insane clown posse. if you're into her, the problem is more likely bestiality, and it's extra weird because ducks are an unusual fetish. do you really know a lot of prepubescent boys who look anything like the olsen twins? do you live near a nuclear power plant? the "pedo" look refers to female models, usually around 17-18 years old, who have very androgenous features (but clearly human), and no visible secondary sex characteristics like hips and breasts - kate moss when she first started modelling (but not now).
god help you with the commenters if you're a thin petite woman. apparently all you do is promote child sexual abuse. morons.
By Anonymous, on 5:11 AM
Evangelical Christian...
You must lead a miserable life knowing that the study of dinosaurs is a complete conspiracy and that all evidence of them is simply heresay and conjecture though the bones are right in front of your face.
I wish I were as wise as you.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 AM
Short jokes aside, you're all wrong about what she's doing in that banner pic.
She's not pumping out a snickers bar. She's not squeezing out a fart. She's adjusting herself because those frickin' willnots are driving her nuts.
With that thought in mind, Happy Valentine's Day everyone.
By Vigilante, on 6:51 AM
Her and her sister need to star in a Max Hardcore flick.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
Judging by that top pic, her boyfriend's name must be Hot Carl.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
um...she's either standing up or sitting down.
and 8:17...burn in hell.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
LMAO! Will Some Feed This Poor girl! she needs to be at least 110 lbs, She looks like a 5th grader dancing around in her underoos!
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
They looked like they were gonna turn out hot, but now they look weird.
By Butchieboy, on 11:19 AM
I do agree with 10:20 when he said big men that go after petite women are on a power trip. Actually, short men that go after small women are on a power trip, too. They want someone to make them feel taller and bigger. That's why petite women usually wind up with dominating jerks. All the abused or mistreated women I've ever known about or seen were small women. It's not a criticism on the part of small women, just something they need to watch out for.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
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