Okay, so here are the pictures and video of Britney Spears attacking the paparazzi Wednesday night with insanity and an umbrella. Britney's assistant attempts to be the voice or reason, but that pretty much ends as soon as Britney screams, "Fuck yourselves!" Christ, Britney is a lunatic. I can't believe that just only three years ago I wanted to do unspeakable things to this girl's anus, but know she's some sort of post-partum Terminator. She can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or dignity. If I saw this coming at me, I'd assume she wanted to eat my brain.

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