Britney Spears is a Bald Headed Nightmare
It appears as though Britney Spears has either officially hit rock bottom or has outed herself as a butch lesbian. Instead of washing her hair or gluing on more extensions, Britney opted to shave her head bald after she returned from her less than a day's stay in rehab. She and her bald head then paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks, CA where she got yet another unoriginal tattoo (a pair of red and pink lips on one of her wrists). Is it possible for Britney to get less attractive? Maybe. She could decide brushing her teeth is also too inconvenient and pull all of them out. If showering continues to be a problem, she could peel off all of her skin. See, there's ugly, but there's always uglier.
Thanks to the hundreds of horrified people who emailed us.
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Update: US Magazine is reporting Britney got two unoriginal tattoos. The second one was done on her hip - a black, white and pink cross. And to add to the insanity, they say: "Shop employee Emily Wynne-Hughes tells Usmagazine.com that Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me." Hughes adds, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out." Yeah, no shit.
Labels: britney spears, britney spears bald, britney spears rehab
196 Comments:
awesome. now i'm finally attracted to her
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
why would anyone do that?
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
but.... why?
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
If she turned out to be a lesbian I might like her (i'm straight)but I think she is just wacked out
Is it bad to say I hope she ends up like Anna Nicloe?
Probably...See ya in hell
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Is she TRYING to offend Jewish people by wearing a Star of David as she does this? You can see it in the video.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
I was never a fan but the girl is obviously screaming for help. Holy shit, what a train wreck!!
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
Oh. My. God.
People have been saying that she was going to be fucking bald if she didn't start properly taking care of her shit but DAMN. She decided to take matters into her own drunken hands apparently.
She's like a parallel universe Ellen Ripley. It's her you'd have to worry about jumping on your face. *shudder*
By seven, on 12:48 PM
Well, considering that the trailer trash way is to bleach your hair until it just finally falls out, perhaps she's one step ahead?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
Holy crap - it just keeps getting stranger and stranger everyday. Hopefully someone will intervene soon and put the poor girl out of her misery! And what the hell is up with that bellybutton in that last pic! Have another beer Brit!, and a qualude, and some zanex, and a red bull, and some vodka, Oh.... and don't forget the methadone! Your kids are gonna be verrrry proud of momma!
By jon, on 12:54 PM
You know, she's not a strong enough, independent woman to carry off a bald head (even most guys aren't) and she definitely doesn't have the face to be sporting that look. Just remove her from our world, dear Lord!
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
12:35, she probably doesn't even know who David is. It's just a perdy starh tah herr!
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
If any of you have seen the show "Little Britain" well, she looks like the fat bald guy from that show.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
Wow. I didn't see that one coming.
By Vigilante, on 12:58 PM
You didn't mention the fact that she said she wanted to do it because she was (no lie) TIRED OF PEOPLE TOUCHING HER ALL THE TIME. She's out of her mind, and I'm a HUGE Britney music fan, but she needs to be put down.
By Roach, on 1:00 PM
You know, I don't think that her shaved head looks that bad. It's better than her greasy nappy do anyway.
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
Wow...what a lumpy skull she has.
What is going on with this girl???? Is there NO ONE that will be strong enough to stand up and do what needs to be done? Slap her, punch her, shake her....SOMETHING!!!!
If this isn't rock bottom, JEEZ! How much farther does she have to go???
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
dude. is this really real? wtf!
By s., on 1:13 PM
She's officially DONE. She just removed all doubt(if there was any left) that she is out of her mind.
KFed must be eagerly waiting to collect his two checks, ahem...children.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
So what is she thinking? I'm GI Jane? Brit..before you started to shave your head, maybe you should have learned how to do a push up!
By TMXM190, on 1:14 PM
hey, look at the bright side ... at least her head matches her vagina now.
By David Cervi, on 1:15 PM
Apparently, there was an intervention and Brit went to rehab for a day to satisfy her family and friends. Then she left the facility and went ape-shit. This is where Felicia Culotta gave up and quit being her assistant. Brit's hair was already coming out, so she went ahead and shaved it. This tattoo/shaving incident is basically her getting back at her family and friends for pulling the intervention. It's a pseudo-rebellion of a sick, drugged, and deranged mind.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Looks like someone had a REALLY bad trip.
Why does her belly button look so huge? Is there something in it?
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
TEAM K-FED!!
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
Hare Krishna my Britney, hare krishna...
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Holy Jesus God and everything that is sacred. What the fuck?!!!
Thanks guys, I really needed to choke on my coffee and blow it out my nose.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
Ok i don't believe this gay thing for a minute and if i where a homosexual i would be affended because she is NOT gay and is clearly using the sexual orientation as a fad because everyone seems to be GAY nowadays. This is an insult to REAL homosexuals who have to live with and suffer the trials that homosexuals have to suffer everyday and i just don't feel that Shitney and the rest of these fuckin celebrety morons should be using the orientation this way how do homosexuals on this board feel about it?
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
She wanted people to stop touching her? wtf? Nobody wanted to touch her dirty ass nappy hair! People touch bald heads more than they touch hair!
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
@ 1:28 - It was A JOKE dude. She's not gay, she's batshit insane.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
i'm glad she shaved her head
i was completely anti-spears.... but i gotta say that i'm so much more happier with her right now
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Hare krishna disciples rebuke all forms of recreational drugs and intoxicants and from all sexual relations except for the purpose of procreation within marriage...
Huh...okay Britney...the hair was the easy part... the rest ain't going to no walk in the park...Would you at least be willing to look at a brochure for Mormonism...? Okay...How about Zen Buttism...? Muslim...? Perfect! You can wear the veil! Genius! Sheer genius!
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
Maybe if this worthless cunt would fucking GO HOME and start being a responsible parent to her two babies she'd start feeling better. Stupid whore. I hope she kills herself. Those kids are better off without her.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
man i saw this shit last night and i was apalled. who the fuck does she think she is???...
Sinead O'Conner????
its safe to say shes gone batshit crazy. theres another video on x17online.com where a pap. asks her why she did it and she says "because of you" and then "you look familiar i know i've seen you before and i'll be looking for you"
wtf is wrong with this slut???
By prettyboy, on 1:37 PM
Seeing as I'm such a saint I'd like to volunteer to slap her around until she either sees sense or goes blind in the process.
I'm getting pretty sick of this trainwreck.
By Vigilante, on 1:38 PM
What exactly is "Buttism," genius? Those that worship the Great Butt?
And life must suck for Hare Krishnas. Asking for money all the time and only get to have sex to procreate? It's a wonder they haven't done a mass suicide yet.
And as for Britney and this recent cultishness...somebody named Jim Jones please give her a cup o' grape flavored cyanide/valium-aid. PLEASE?
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
Well she is not a natural blonde, and after years and years of bleaching her hair blonde...I cannot say I am surprised that she totally fucked up her hair.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
hey Jenny, thanks for posting on a Saturday!
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Damn. Pretty pathetic.....and when do they go to court for custody? Kevin is just that much closer to getting the kids.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
she doesnt need to be "put down" as some of you have said. i cant standddd her but its sad. Really sad. She just needs a LOT of help.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
What a damn brat! The salon refused to shave her head so she DID IT HERSELF!! Not used to hearing "no" you selfish bitch? "Waaa! I'll do it myself!" If she was going to the salon DETERMINED to get her head shaved, why didn't she fuckin do it in the privacy of HER OWN HOUSE? That's right, no paparazzi at home = no photos and no attention.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
She DOES need to be "put down". She needs to be put out of MY misery.
So sick of this girl.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Yikes. Even Anna Nicole Smith died with a full head of hair.
By edder, on 2:21 PM
It would be great if she turned into a Scientologist.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Wow just um Wow. I always thought she was overated in looks by white people. I am a black female and I just remember when she was the fantasy of every white male and I always thought there were way better looking white women then her but at least in her prime she was somewhat cute and had sex appeal. Just why would anyone do that to themselves? I never thought I'd say this but I hope K-Fed gets custody of the kids. Isn't it funny how so many people thought she was too good for him just the way people always thought Whitney was too good for Bobby but now we find out K-Fed and Bobby were really the sane ones compared to their wives. She looks horrendous with that bald head. Not that most women would look good being bald but she has the WORST POSSIBLE head shape for it. I did feel a little sorry for her because I believed the rumors had to be exaggerated but now from now on, I believe EVERY THING I read about her cause this proves she's insane! Is it drugs or is it mental problems or a combination of both? Where is her mother in all this? I havent seen Momma spears in a long time.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Yikes. Even Anna Nicole Smith died with a full head of hair.
By edder, on 2:37 PM
she had lice but nobody told her where crabs where located.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
She doesn't want to be touched, so she got TWO tattoos? How much touchung does THAT involve?
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Fabulous! Let this spoiled, hideous freak go as crazy as she wants. I enjoy watching the spiral.
I am hoping that next week she gouges a swastika on her forehead and visits Chuck Manson in the jug.
If this doesn't prove that gobs of money brings out the true, disturbed nature of the possesor, I don't know what does. Look out Howard Hughes...Brat-ney's gonna take your seat in hell.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
this is just getting scary now. She is really losing it and if she doesn't get it together she's going to lose her kids completely or die. I was never a Britney fan but I don't wish for anyone to lose their shit like this. That's a shame when K-Fed comes up looking like the responsible party but then, unfortunately, he has been for some time.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
This girl is standing the edge of the abyss. Let's hope that there is someone out there that she trusts enough to help her. Her comments and actions are self-destructive. She will be dead within a year unless something dramatic happens. She is screaming out for someone to help her. :(
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
Yeah, Momma Spears seems to have disappeared. Seems like someone in her family would get her and lock her down and get her some help. B/c she sure needs it.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
Damn she has a fugly head. This one blindsided me.
All I'm saying is that she better have a will. She always jumps on the celebrity story of the moment, like the adoption and Kabbalah things. But, she may jump in on the ANS story unintentionally.
By CheeryBitch, on 3:45 PM
Never - in my life -- have I been -- rendered -- speechless.....
By Piquebu, on 3:50 PM
Wow, after all this, I'm actually starting to think that Kevin Federline (no, I will NOT use K-Fed or whatever) should be the parent in custody of the kids.
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Amen, 2:26.
Lynn Spears...where the fuck are you??? Partying with Dina Lohan???
I know one thing's for damned sure: If I had've stepped one inch out of line in my twenties my Momma would have grassed my ass. I mean full on, drag out GRASSED my lily...white...ASS. Not out of respect for me. No way, honey. Outta concern for HERSELF.
Ain't no way my Momma would take credit for a trainwreck like Britney. Nuh-uh. If my Mom was Lynn Spears, Brit-Brit would be on the next train to Boot Camp. No cushy rehab, no fluffy whinefest...Backwoods Glass-Shards-For-Breakfast Bootcamp. Followed by a swift kick up the ass with a steel toed boot.
Shitney Spears, you need a dose of my Mom's "love". Big time.
By Vigilante, on 4:05 PM
what is up with all these chicks going batshit crazy? um, wtf, as s. posted above. unfuckingreal.
By livvie, on 4:05 PM
How long do you figure before the greasy strands of her hair hit Ebay?
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
1:31 has to be britney spears. no one else could be dumb enough to come up with "zen buttism"....
i'm still ROFL-ing.
made my day.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
all those fantasies i ever had of shaving my head "just to see what it looked like" are now officially dead. thanks for saving me from my own personal trainwreck, britney.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
I vow to never make fun of Britney again. That girl is having a mental breakdown in front of the world. Instead of helping her, they are all pointing and laughing at her. Who wouldn't lose their fuckin mind?
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
Why should mama fix her grown daughter's problems? What's she supposed to do? Fly all over the country, chasing Bratney from city to city and club to club? Should she call the cops so that they can bring the 25 year old back home to be put on lock down?
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
Looks like Anne Heche-itis to me. Where's the spaceship?
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
It is a shame that all of the people who made money off of her back when she was such a huge star are nowhere to be seen.
I know she is on a self destruct trip and most likely is not listening to anyone, but I hope that people are at least contacting her to let her know that they are concerned. It is really sad how far she has fallen regardless of whether you care for her or not.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
She just wants to be left alone. Is that so bad? All you people calling her a bad mom train wreck etc, have no idea what its like to be in the public eye ALWAYS. Just put yourselves in her shoes, you probably wouldn't shave your head, you'd blow it off weak ass bastards.
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
i feel you vig. my mother wouldnt tolerate nonesense like this. i dont know about boot camp but my mom would've just beaten the shit out of me.
it's obvious britney's mom is a horrible parent. she never really cared for britneys pyschological well-being. all she cared about was her career and the money pouring in. ontop of that she was never really strict with her. shes the reason her daughter was a sex symbol at the age of 17 and posing in her bra and panties with a tellytubby. disgusting mother with no moral values. the entire family is southern white trash. i heard the reason why her father divorced her mom was because of what she was doing to britney. he was probably the strict one while her mom was the passive slut who wanted more money. you deserve to die lynn spears.
this breakdown is worse than mariah's. they need to check britney into a psych-ward.
By prettyboy, on 4:41 PM
If K-fed was a real man he would step up and help her (It's time to man-up). Get her to check into, and stay in a treatment center. Regardless of the divorce or the money. We'll find out what kind of a man he really is.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
ooh just to add...theres a rumor going aroudn that she got raped.
quote.....
"Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her."
Larry also goes on to speak about Britney seeking help "Britney knows that she needs help and is already going through counselling, she knows what needs to be done and is slowly re-building herself step by step."
By prettyboy, on 4:45 PM
very Manson family, she just needs to carve the X on her forehead.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
I can't even make fun of the girl anymore...she's too far gone! Boy K-Fed must have a hypnotizing dick!
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
I saw this last night and emailed the pic to everyone this morning. i immediately came to this site and thought, i hope they do a Saturday posting of this funny ass shit. After being out all day, my prayers were answered. As Nelson Muntnz would say - HAHA! Sinead O'Connor watch out!
By chuggdog, on 4:59 PM
I'm hoping this is a therapeutic "fuck you"/cleansing ritual thing.
I'm not a fan by any stretch but I'd root for any mom that wants to get it together for her kids if nothing else.
Maybe she realized she hit the skids and decided to burn that motherfucker down, Pookie.
Besides, I can't think of anything LESS Paris or Lindsay-like, so it's a step in the right direction.
By UserZed, on 5:01 PM
Anonymous said...
If K-fed was a real man he would step up and help her (It's time to man-up). Get her to check into, and stay in a treatment center. Regardless of the divorce or the money. We'll find out what kind of a man he really is.
4:43 PM
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are you serious??? she kicked him to the curb. publicly embarassed the man.....why should he help her???
By prettyboy, on 5:01 PM
Anonymous said...
If K-fed was a real man he would step up and help her (It's time to man-up). Get her to check into, and stay in a treatment center. Regardless of the divorce or the money. We'll find out what kind of a man he really is.
4:43 PM
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are you serious??? she kicked him to the curb. publicly embarassed the man.....why should he help her???
By prettyboy, on 5:01 PM
I think it's funny that, of all the crazy shit she's done, shaving her head is the one where people give her the nastiest reaction. So she shaved her head? So. The. Fuck. What? Yes, it looks terrible. Does it make her psycho? Hell, no. Her other actions might, but shaving her head? God forbid!
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
I hope Britney and all of her retarded fans commit suicide.
The way her idiot fans defend this useless pop star who can't even sing is psychotic.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
@ 4:21 - She's worth over a hundred million dollors and has the best access to the best doctors, therapist, places to retreat in the world, but this stupid cunt CHOOSES to o out drinking at strip clubs constantly instead of going home and taking care of her children.
I grew up poor and in abusive family in the ghetto, but I've never acted out to this degree ESPECIALLY after I had children. She's a selfish narcissist and a horrible parent. Screw all of her stupid fans who refuse to see it and encouraging her selfish abusive parenting.
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
"are you serious??? she kicked him to the curb. publicly embarassed the man.....why should he help her???"
Yes. People hurt their gf/bf/husband/wife all the time. Brittney is mentally ill at this point & in danger of injuring herself. If that isn't a sufficient reason, then you are not mature enough to understand what is happening.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
damn she looks sexy now. i'm not kidding either. i'd do all kinds of things to her now
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
If Britney wants people to "leave her alone" she wouldn't go out to high profile clubs (and popular tattoo parlors) every night.
Shut up, idiots.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
She said that she didn't want people 'touching her' so she goes to a tattoo parlor and has not one, but two tattoos done? -yeah right.
As for the "tramatic event", I think she feels betrayed by her family and friends who tried to interven and placed her in rehab. She is acting like an angry child going "Look what you made me do to myself, I hope you are happy!"
She looks happy, in fact she looks damn proud of herself. The words "belligerent" has been used many times to describe Britney, and don't forget her personal assistant of ten years quit just a few days ago describing her as a hopeless cause.
She is just trying to "punish" those around her because of the rehab attempt imho.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
I don't think going for the Manson Women look is the brightest idea in the midst of a custody battle.
By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?! Anna Nicole dies, Britney shaves her head and goes to rehab.... I'm thoroughly confused and scared.
By Exangel, on 5:52 PM
5:27
True. If she wanted to be left alone she should go back to Louisana. When her Aunt died we didn't see any pictures of her their, just when she landed at the airport back in CA.
5:01
As far as "kick K-fed to the curb", that dumb ass was sooo busy chasing fame that I believe he F'ud up that marriage. She was clear from the beginning that she wanted to get married and have kids...
My own two cents...I think she truly wanted to be married w/these kids but now that she's alone she's terribly lonely. THAT'S NOT AN ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE MIND YOU....but been there, done that when I was in my early 20's....it's a lonely place to be and yes, you can end up going out, whoring it up (at the time you don't realize you're doing it)because you're looking for someone/something. At 37 I look back and think WTF why didn't my parents step in and slap me up?...As they were watching my kid while I was out. I feel bad for her living it first hand myself...
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
HAHA britney SHEARS!!!
By hurleygurlie2388, on 5:58 PM
Oh. My. God.
I. Wish. People. Would. Fucking. Stop. Doing. This. When. They. Want. To. Make. A. Fucking. Point. It. Is. Not. Original. Or. Cool. You. Are. A. Fucking. Tool.
By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM
This is what *real* depression looks like, not the stupid trendy emo crap.
People saying horrible things like "I hope she dies" will hopefully feel at least a little bit bad if she actually does attempt suicide. I think it highly likely, actually.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Baldney really needs to get her head checked.
if she is really that desperate to get out of the public eye, she should just lay low for awhile. instead she pulls this shit?
shes been driven crazy... shes in too deep.
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
Anon 1:28 put down Gay Vibe magazine and said:
"This is an insult to REAL homosexuals who have to live with and suffer the trials that homosexuals have to suffer everyday..."
[At this point I quit reading this BS comment]
Anon 1:28, I have you scheduled for a beating tomorrow at 2:00. This is for you thread-jacking this commentary for your pro-gay whining. Stay on topic and shut up.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
fuck the gay rumors, it's just her way of getting attention. she wouldn't make-out with strippers at bars with people taking picture of her and such if she really WAS gay and trying to hide it. she's like those drunk sluts at the party that make out with each other just because guys will watch that shit.
only difference is Brittney is balls, and is lactating.
gays shouldn't be offended, they should be happy for the free publicity.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
You know what everyone????
SHE LIKES THE ATTENTION!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
1:31PM SAID ZEN BUTTISM! HAHAHAHA
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
I bet she just had lice. I suppose she shaved her crab-infested pubes too.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
Someone just take those kids away from her.
Hell, they'd be better off with Howard K Stern . . . okay maybe that was a bit much.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
5:36PM . . . I think you are partially correct. She may feel betrayed and whatever by her personal assistant, but I don't think she's trying to punish those people. She's just doing this stuff for attention, as you have said, because she's acting like a bratty child.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
she may jump in on the ANS story unintentionally.
Unfortunately, that's probably closest to what will happen.
By X_LA_Native, on 6:29 PM
If you 'hit the skids' and want to change for your kids sake (as someone posted above) is the knee-jerk reaction to run out and get a tattoo?
Thought not.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
she's definitely a buttist.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
People keep asking where her mom is in all this, but really, Britney is a MOTHER herself . . . where is she in regards to her own kids? Pathetic bitch.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
She's in a tailspin....I can't imagine this could turn out an other way than her offing herself. I think her end is near.
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
The fact that this is a headline just means that people are gullible enough to fall for Britney's stunts again.
Quit paying attention to her.
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
OMG IT'S SINEAD O'CONNORS LOVE CHILD!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
Maybe she'll start making some real music now.
By an optimist, on 6:41 PM
Her skull is a phrenologist's dream come true.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
Anonymous said...
Yes. People hurt their gf/bf/husband/wife all the time. Brittney is mentally ill at this point & in danger of injuring herself. If that isn't a sufficient reason, then you are not mature enough to understand what is happening.
5:25 PM
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yes she does need help but not from the people she hurt because they could seek revenge or make the situation worse of her guilt could make her breakdown worse.
and i understand whats happening...its just that..."i got this ice box where my heart supposed to be"
By prettyboy, on 6:53 PM
4:21 PM
Britney may be a "grown up" in age, but NOT in mentality. Her mom SHOULD step in & help her - hell, I'm in my 30s and if I was fucking up my mom sure as hell would step in to help me - it doesn't matter how old your kids are, they're your KIDS and you always protect them.
5:12 PM
It's not like she decided "OH, I feel like a change, I think I'll shave my head" - it's not the actual head shaving = MENTAL BREAKDOWN - it's everything combined. Drastic action, cry for help etc etc. You can see it in her eyes. She is FUCKED. UP. THis type of drastic action is a typical thing with mental illness.
This chick needs help & fast.
By jenner, on 7:16 PM
It’s alright; if she can ever managed to salvage her career, she can borrow on of Beyonce’s wigs! And at lest then we won’t have to smile and nod and pretend to believe it’s really her own hair.
As for the Star of David she was wearing, well, she got a cross tattooed on herself, she dabbled in Kabala for a while, and has visited Buddhist temples to get splashed with red paint, so I think she is just trying a little bit of everything. She is like that weasely guy from The Mummy: carrying around ever religion’s symbol in hopes that one of them will be the correct one in the end.
You go girl! Shiva will kick your ass! :D
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
Ah, yes. This is excellent. Excellent indeed.
I was just thinking my nephrology skills were getting rusty.
By Gonzo, on 7:43 PM
I don't understand it. If she wants the paparrazi to leave her alone, and she wishes everyone would lay off of her, why does she go and do something like this? I mean she has to know that her face is going to be plastered all over the news.
She needs to go away somewhere with her children and try to get herself, and her life together. At least then you would have some measure of respect for her.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
This is a joke, aight??
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
this is a much better look for her
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
Where did all these Shitney sympathizers come from all of a sudden? Fucking losers.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
"Baldney Shears"
LOL Cracking me up!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:23 PM
Who cares about Brit's mom?! Britney wrote off her advice a long time ago when she fired her. Funny how no-one has blamed Paris for any of this mayhem. Everyone she parties with lately goes crazy, just look at Lindsay and Nicole! Save Britney! Blame Paris!
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
Attention Justin Timberland.........any cyptic comments??
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
Britney is just aiming for a new fan base. Bald, sloppy, falling down drunk hillybilly skanks.
She's gonna corner the market!
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Her last album was called "Toxic" her next should be called "De-Tox"
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
It's simple people. She was going bald. She had a receeding hairline that made Nick Cage look hirsute.
She did what a lot of dudes with male pattern baldness do- go Kojak.
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
Wow, is she becoming *more* than desperate to get attention. And I thought the beaver shots were over the edge...
Anna Nicole is getting too much of the limelight for these attention whores, so they are getting more and more drastic. Give me a break, this wasn't some theraputic thing. If it was, she would have done it in private. She went out, had a closed salon open up for her, and then she shaved her own head right in front of the windows. Those are the best and clearest "papparazzi standing out in the street" photos I've ever seen. She wanted to be seen, and photographed, so that she would supercede all of the Anna Nicole news out there.
And did she ever.
I can't wait to see what the trainwreck will do next.
By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
^She isn't bald. She just has a very tall face.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
Shitney musta watched "V: for Vendetta" and thought she would look cool with a shaved head. If she didn't want people touching her she should stay home with her kids, be a mother, and no one would touch her but her kids. But alas, that will never happen. I foresee her kids going to Mommy's funeral here in oh about six months. She's just a fucking mess and needs help, but won't get it.I never liked her, but everyone needs help sometimes.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
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By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
and yet her fans insisted NOTHING was wrong with britney. all the normal people knew there was something wrong with britney but NOOOOOO they all insisted she was doing just great!
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
well, i think that when someone is clearly going over the edge, you may still think (and rightfully so) that they suck, but hopefully the secondary reaction is that the person gets help.
mental illness is no picnic and i doubt very highly that if anyone here had gone through some form of it--family member, best friend, even some experience with it themselves--that they would wish it on anyone.
i think that with all the money and all the ass-kissing and all the bullshit that goes on when you become 'famous' you have to be pretty strong not to flip out to a certain degree anyhow.
britney is clearly not strong, not intelligent, and has zero support. i'm not saying she should--the way she treats her associates is dreadful and in the case of her sons, beyond criminal--but if she truly is mentally ill in some way then i personally have to back off on her a bit. there but for the grace of god, etc.
still think CPS should step in and take those kids away until she can be considered a fit mother.
By livvie, on 9:35 PM
That is one of the worst scalps I've seen. There might be maggots living in her skull.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
just goes to show you that having millions upon millions of dollars doesn't buy you happiness... or sanity.
i think she shaved it to start over - there weren't enough hot oil treatments in all the world to bring her hair back from the disaster it was...
i just hope she gets help. goes home to her babies and takes care of them for a while.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
"Nothing Compares 2 U" is a great song! Whoops, wrong chick.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
If it wasn't for the necklaces and red strap, I would have thought that picture was a new recruit for ROTC. She seriously looks like a dude.
Someone should call a gypsy fortune teller to "read the bumps" on her head and determine Britney's future... But we all know that she doesn't have a future.
By jeditemple, on 10:21 PM
ok britney is done she does not want to be touched and no one will cus damn thats just ugly ,and she does need lots of help the girl is fucked up her mental health is gone she needs some strong meds and a rubber room for a few weeks to see what the hell is going on in that bald head of hers and the kids MUST be taken away from her, now
that piece of crap k-fed ex is laughing his bony flat ass out and he will ask for custody of the kids the courts must say no to him foster home for the kids and then adoption britney should tied her tubes no more kids for her
damn thats sad to bad
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
This is a "look at me, take pictures of me" kind of thing she's so desperately seeking. What a waste of space and life this piece of trash is.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 PM
Is she gonna get spikey hair next and dress like a thug?
By Anonymous, on 11:38 PM
...eeeevil.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 PM
She was obviously just donating her hair to "Locks of Love".
Go Team K-Fed!
By Anonymous, on 11:45 PM
omg!!i cant believe it.what is up with her. her head looks so big.im actually sad that she has to go through all this bad time.im a fan of britney and its sad to see her like this.she has been a wreck after she broke up with jt and ended up with k-fed.she has to go away from all this..like a holiday or something.something tells me she'll be doing some other stupid thing.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 AM
Britney was wearing hair extensions when she shaved her head. Locks of Love doesn't take nappy used shaved off hair extensions. They're not that desperate.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 AM
Nice to see her right on schedule. She should be doing porn by next Wednesday. What a boob!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:18 AM
She may have seen V for Vendeta, but in Britny's trailer trash, junk food eating case it's more like:
"V for Velvetta"
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
i cant believe it. i was just telling myself that she cant get uglier and Jenny said it, about the teeth and skin things :P It was a good one, haha..
I dont know what Locks of Love is =| Is it some charity thing? We dont have it in my country..
By nzl, on 6:15 AM
Has the nickname "Hojak" been taken?? If not, I've got it.
By jennifer, on 7:12 AM
Anonymous said...
She was obviously just donating her hair to "Locks of Love".
Anonymous said...
Britney was wearing hair extensions when she shaved her head. Locks of Love doesn't take nappy used shaved off hair extensions. They're not that desperate.
2:23 AM
um, can you say joke?????
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
She's fucking insane, that's all there is to it.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
Theories about her strangely bumpy scalp: (a) dropping babies on their heads runs in her family; (b) scalp cellulite; (c) she really has been lobotomized; (d) herpes scars from her days hanging around with Paris. Any others?
By David Warren, on 7:49 AM
Jeditemple- gyspys aren't quite phrenologists (bump readings) haha
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
I think she is doing all this because her second kid is a retard and it happened because she abused drugs and liquors during he pregnency. I do not feel sorry for her.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
I wonder if people would care about this if she had the beautiful, delicate features of Natalie Portman or Sinead O'Connor.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
who cares if she has hair or not? Her music sux anyway, and she looks like a trailer trash anyway
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
I think she looks pretty cute like that (the lack of hair emphasises her eyes).
Not so much in your main picture, though. You bastards.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
Okay this is scary! Someone needs to take her children away from her ...she is in dire need of help, her mother should commit her into a hospital before she tries anything killing herself. She needs to disappear for a while.
By Anonymous, on