Britney Spears is a Drunken Whore Part 2
Apparently just after being seen wearing this at Club Tenjune, Britney Spears thought it would be a good idea to put on one of the stripper's bikinis:
The tipsy tart was back in action Sunday night, donning a bikini and white busboy coat at One Little West 12th. "She didn't like what she was wearing," said our spy, "so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her." Spears changed out of her tight red dress and returned wearing the bikini under the coat - and proceeded to dance."
There's a reason I don't randomly ask dudes if I could wear their boxers, and I'm sure it's the same reason that women don't wear bikinis that were on somebody else's vagina two seconds earlier. God, Britney Spears is disgusting. There's no amount of money you could pay me to shine a black light on this pig. She has the personal hygiene of a P.O.W. Even the homeless guys I hunt at least brush off the Big Macs I throw on the ground before they eat them. Although I tell them not to take that long. Just trying to be nice, because you know, 5 minutes isn't that much of a head start.
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46 Comments:
Oh, come on. You know that a stripper's bikini is at least as clean as the inside of her mouth.
By jeditemple, on 9:35 AM
so heartwarming to see a mother bonding with her two young sons...err..i mean strippers..she is one or maybe even two apples short of a bushel..sick girl. get some help.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
The girl is NASTY!
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
I think I just threw up in my SUV.
By Jennifer C., on 9:57 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! we're back to endless shit about shitney and the hiltons!!!!
where's some breaking anna nicole news when you need it?!?!?!?!?!?
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
"where's some breaking anna nicole news when you need it?!?!?!?!?!?"
that's pretty funny... i could use a good anna story right about now... at least she still looked pretty cute (and not dirrrty) when she was fcuked up...
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Where the hell are her kids?? I feel bad for them.
By Bellamomma, on 10:11 AM
Oh Britney... Will the trashiness ever end?
God, I hope not. I'm enjoying this trainwreck far too much.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
someone needs to tell britney thats shes fat and she shouldnt wear bikinis. i bet she has stretch marks on her nipples.
By prettyboy, on 10:23 AM
Is she doing women now?
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
Her bikini must smell like a clam bake.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Her bikini must smell like a clam bake.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Oh, brit,, once again U give me hope,,, U should start playing poker,,, get it poker,, ha ha okay i know fucking dumb,,
but really, now. u should, they dress well,, look it but,, can u use a computer??
By burntfinger, on 10:35 AM
Her Mother must be sooo proud. After pimping her out for the money she finally IS a little 'ho.
Niiiiice.
Thanks Mommy!!
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
(trying ... struggling ... to think of something nice to say) ... um...at least she's getting her body back in shape?
By Piquebu, on 10:42 AM
A tummy tuck doesn't count as "getting back in shape". She's still out of shape and unhealthy. She just had some of the fat cut off.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
^ say it with me now, "Sarrrrr-casm." One more time, "Sarrr-casm."
By Piquebu, on 10:48 AM
Trading clothes with a stripper who's on the clock?
That's almost unbelieveable....I say almost because there IS photographic proof of this.
The clothes swap with a stripper makes using public bathrooms in her barefeet look sanitary in comparison.
Britney must have an un-diagnosed brain injury. No other way to explain her judgement. Being an inbred only accounts for so many of her bad choices...
By joejoe, on 10:51 AM
Hey look at the bright side, imagine being a stripper, standing next to Britney Spears and being able to say, 'DAMN, Britney Spears, pop queen of the early 2000's, formerly believed to be the hottest bitch on the planet, looks like SHIT next to my ass!'
How fun.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
It really doesn't matter what she does, how nasty she acts or anyone she hangs around with, she'll still be a role model for american tweens and she'll have a kikazz comeback one of these days. Either that or you know, a posthumous special on Vh1 about how great she was before her overdose suicide.
By El Macho, on 11:39 AM
The most frightening aspect of her antics is that she honestly seems to believe she's still really hot.
GO TEAM K-FED!
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
The screen grab at the top looks like they are comparing their penises.
By UserZed, on 12:23 PM
This used ot be amusing in a Schadenfreude kind of way but now it's just pathetic and sad to watch. Her poor babies.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
when i see pictures of her nowadays, i just find myself wondering... what the hell HAPPENED?
I wonder if at any point during the night or the next day she thinks, sweet LORD what did i do?
Doubtful.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
why doesn't she just go "pro" and make it official?
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
All she needs to a white Ray J to piss on her and she will be complete.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
1:02, because nobody would hire her.
What's the freakiest part of this? She thinks people stare in admiration at her sexy Venusian body... she doesn't understand that we're gawping in revulsion.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
Britney only hangs around people who validate her batshit crazy behavior and style. None of her friends and family tell her the truth that she looks and acts like a coked-out whore. It's the same thing with Tom Cruise -- you can't keep these people caged into a normal lifestyle. It's just like the people who used to hang out with Elvis and Michael Jackson:
"Pills? Sure, how many do you want Elvis? Little boys? Sure, how many do you want, Mr. Jackson?"
Nobody is going to be honest with Britney and she's too stupid to read the news or look herself up on the Internet. She'll probably end up broke and dead on a public restroom toilet, with a needle in her arm or a gun in her hand.
By Sigmund Freud, on 2:15 PM
I am completely and utterly baffled by all this behavior: Why in the world did this person have two kids if she's determined to while away her days on this planet doing shit like this? Frankly I can't even come up with a good one-liner because it is literally like watching a slow-motion train wreck...Just sad on a scale that is rarely seen in this day and age of PR spin control. Anna Nicole laughs at this gal...
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
That power-gut and stump legs, ewww.
Britney, you are GROSS. Please get a disease and expire.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
how many times does she have to puke on herself or pass out in public before someone intercedes? are there no sane people around her? they should give those kids to Shar Jackson.
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
Britney isn't fat - I don't know where all these fat comments are coming from, but that's the nicest thing I can say for her.
I do feel bad for her kids, but I LOVE THIS MESS. For a while there I really thought she was serious about a comeback and I thought I'd be subjected to her crappy music again - but at the rate she's going, the only comeback she'll be making is successfully completing rehab.
KEEP IT UP, BRITNEY! This shit's priceless....
By jenner, on 4:31 PM
how many times does she have to puke on herself, take her clothes off in public and be carried out of a club unconcious? are there no sane people around her? they need to give all those kids to Shar Jackson.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
she prolly thinks she's hot and her career is taking off because she bought into the "no publicity is bad publicity" adage and she measures success by the number of photogs that follow her around (which is now more than ever because she's a train wreck)
By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM
I agree with Sigmund. All it takes is five minutes and internet access to have a first hand look at how the real world views her.
The people surrounding Britney have made it perfectly clear that they are not interested in doing anything to help her with either her image, or her personal health.
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
This whore is never gonna make a "comeback" with all this behavior. Who the hell will be her target audience? All the teens that liked her back in the day are old enough to see how pathetic she is. Is she really going to cultivate a new fan base acting like this????
The girls mother and publicist need a slap.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
i think all we need to say is this:
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that, and take those kids away from her.
thanks,
livvie
By livvie, on 7:28 PM
That's it, sweetie. Strip the K-Fed RIGHT out of your system!
By The Zero Boss, on 8:29 PM
Isn't it a little redundant to number the "Britney Spears is a Drunk Whore" posts? Isn't EVERY post about her a "Britney Spears is a Drunk Whore" post when it's all said and done?
Welcome to the Office of Redundancy Office!
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
JT just said hi to K-Fed and ran away, that doesn't really constitute partying with him. She looks the fool...
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
did you see that jt kinda nudge k-fed on the back..or was my eyes playing tricks on me
By Anonymous, on 1:47 AM
jt looks like he doesnt like k-fed at all
By Anonymous, on 1:49 AM
I can see it clearly... 10 years from now, both those sons are going to be getting schoolyard fights because they have no other response to "Dude, your mom's a whore!"
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
what a shame. poor thing!
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Look this is method acting. Really she is truely working hard to find the pulse of today's kids, researching learning what her fans want, experiencing the gritty.. and nitty of what she will perform during her baby lullaby songs.. What a trooper..
By d mumsie, on 1:23 PM
She'll go to re-hab and come out writing sappy songs about her "life experiences" (cripes) and make a few more boatloads of money. Celebrities do stuff like this right up to the point where they run over a derelict and then go into rehab, come out and say "I'm Sorry!!" "I Fucked Up!!!" and then they go on with their lives like nothing happened. You and I do that and it's off to a 6x9 and three squares a day for the next 7 to 10. What "double standard" ??
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
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