Britney Spears is a Drunken Whore
This is Britney Spears out whoring with some strippers Saturday night/Sunday morning and the last picture shows the vomit she left on the floor of her SUV when her night was over. When asked to comment, her children said, "Quien es, Britney? Mi mama se llama Lupe La Nanny. Quiero una Horchata."
Update: TMZ has video here of Britney exiting the puke filled SUV.
63 Comments:
hey britney: there's a new weight loss product out there. it's called "methadone". you should try it. lots of it.
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
Those ugly boots really bring out her thick tree trunk legs.
By what a slut, on 5:42 PM
The dirty whore didn't even wash her hair before she went out.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
She's next on my death pool.
By please die, on 5:45 PM
SOMEONE in her family/friends needs to stage an intervention stat. this girl is in big trouble, gross!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
eeww she's so vile and disgusting. sick tramp.
i so hope kfed wins that custody battle. she doesnt deserve to be a mother.
By prettyboy, on 5:51 PM
My goodness she is going bald. Looking at the banner photo with her face forward and the reflecion of her profile, she looks like those Elizabethan portraits of noblemen with their wigs.
Her looks are really taking a nose dive, everything about her is sad and unattractive. Dear lord who's unfortunate backseat is that?---Gross!!
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
Paying an illegal immigrant nanny to raise your kids for you doesn't make you a good parent. Britney and all the rich cunt mothers like her should have their kids taken away.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
She needs REAL friends who tell her the truth about her clothes.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
This does not look like a very upscale strip club. Of course it's to Britney's liking, you can image what the bathrooms are like.
Did anyone notice that the black tranny dancer and Britney have the same receeding hairline? She has male pattern baldness too!
Oh and I wasn't insulting the dancer or anything, he seems pretty comfortable with himself- unlike Britney.
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
Fuck an inervention.
Interventions are for people with potential, and something meaningful to contribute to society and the world as a whole.
Britney is white trash with a bankroll. She has NO potential left, besides an intoxicant-caused death by the age of 30**.
Leave her be to dig her own grave. The addition of her two kids to the state of California's foster system isn't going to cripple the system....
I just realized Britney does serve a purpose to some like myself. She reminds us WHY we don't drink....Thanks, Brit!
**30 is me being 'nice'....I'd not be surprised if she's dead before Easter. Just picture little Sean Preston finding his dead mother in the garden while Easter Egg hunting with the nannies. ;-)
By joejoe, on 6:06 PM
She wears the ugliest clothes ever.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
I can't even hate her anymore. I just wish she'd die already ...
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
I think that a bunch of us (like everyone) could have gone without the puke picture. Thanks!
Anyway, would someone just put this dog to sleep already? She has every other disease, I am sure she has rabies too.
By Valerie, on 6:53 PM
...jeez louise! what the hell is that spindley alien-looking thing slithering up the stairs ahead of her? and, where's the head on that close encounter???...
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
wrong. the puke picture is very necessary and is more proof of how disgusting and out of control she is.
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
They have some ugly ass strippers at that club! Somebody tell me the name of it so I can avoid it.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
She's not a whore! She's wearing a necktie, for christ sake!
By The Kenosha Kid, on 7:19 PM
sorry i don't speak monkeychatter languages...but i do think there's far less semen in that vomit than i would have expected.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
Never thought I'd be Team K-Fed. I pray to God he gets the boys. Or Shar. Can Shar get custody??
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Her life is one continuous "Girls Gone Wild" video.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Can't be good publicity for Sen. Barack Obama to be in a picture with Britney.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
In addition to rabies I'd assume she has mange as well. *shiver*
Mange would explain that patchy hair of hers.
By joejoe, on 8:35 PM
Why the hell does she wear those boots with every outfit, come on! What did she do give away all of her other shoes.
She wanted those children, thats all she could talk about, and now look at her. She aint even trying to be a parent. I hope the judge in her case make an example out of her , just cause she has money doesnt mean she is a good parent, or even to be considered a parent. I dont understand why she is trying to get kevin to settle for money than his children, when he is not the one who is damaging her , its her own damn self. All this time everyone thought it was kevin making her act like trash well her true colors are out .. what a dumb whore.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
Why does Shitney drink if she cant handle her liquer? I see she is still trying to squeeze into a size XS again...
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
I think mr. Fabulous next to her needs to help her out with some advice. "Hooney! (snap), you be looking like somethin my brother Landrau drug home after all them bars closed!"
That low rent sleazoid look is just NOT appealing.
Time to return to the Appalachians and marry your uncle Brit!!!
By MikeG, on 10:00 PM
ewwwww
By Anonymous, on 10:12 PM
Instead of a new album, I think Shitney's best hope for further work would auditioning for the Surreal Life reunion with Mini Me and Ponch from CHiPs. You just know her career is over when random strippers are twice as hot as her balding fat ass.
Trailer park is that way --->
By Anonymous, on 11:21 PM
Just die.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 PM
what a cheap whore she is those skanks must work in a shithole of a club nasty skanks like those only work
in those dirty clubs where any lowlife can get in they don't look like "high class" strippers from SOLID GOLD
or SCORES or PLATINUM PLUS etc etc guess TITNEY went back ot her roots of white trashdom so she feels right at home
with skanks and vomit
By Anonymous, on 12:33 AM
She's very saD to look at and so is her life.She should just get out of the public eye and go home to her kids.
Her mother should come and take those kid's, there's, your intervention. Man who let's her walk out like that?!
After Anna Nicole, that should serve as an example, but even Anna Nicole looked good anywhere she went. She was a cute,funny type of "white trash"(NY mag)BUTeven she put her kid first.
By Nechyfer, on 1:44 AM
famous people die in 3's lets hope britney and paris are next :o)
By BLADE, on 3:39 AM
Britney Spears is a Drunken Whore
Whoa. Stop the presses.
By Anonymous, on 4:38 AM
I'm remembering some press coverage of Britney being all holier than thou while pregnant talking smack about working parents and how "being a mother is the most important job in the world"
Uh huh.
Also, that's not puke in the car....it's spilled peanut butter, silly!!
By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM
I used to actually feel sorry for how cruel and judgemental everyone was of her. I never thought that Kevin would prove to be the better parent. She has lost any credibility that she ever had. Train wreck.
By Anonymous, on 5:57 AM
SHE'S BRINGIN' FUGLY BACK (YEAH!)
THESE OTHER WHORES JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT (YEAH!)
By Anonymous, on 5:58 AM
First of all, where the hell is Child Protective Services when you need them??? Kevin Federline gets only a few hours a week of visits but this is what "Mommy Dearest" does on a nightly basis?? Gotta love our family courts these days.
Secondly, I want to propose that the Jenny Jones show go back on the air for one show and one show only:
Topic: "Too Fat to Wear That"
Guest: Britney Spears (w/ special appearances by Kim Kardashian and Kirstie Alley)
By Jennifer C., on 6:30 AM
This club looks like one of those redneck, tin-roof dive bars that unfortunately us that know what a strip club is SUPPOSED to look like has to deal with.
By tricky mikki, on 6:33 AM
Now here's the deal; I don't want to hear any bleating or belly aching, no; "she didn't deserve this" when this bitch dies. We all agree that she is on a one way trip to self destruction and she deserves whatever she gets. End of story
By Anonymous, on 6:36 AM
for a second there i thought it read TMZ is examining the puke. hahaha
By ed, on 6:46 AM
are you seriously entertained by looking at a pile of puke? Like you have never thrown up before? There are far more important things going in the world than this. Although it is funny looking at her fat ass squeeze into that condom she calls a dress.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
Can someone explain what went wrong.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
Jesus, to think she's someone's "mom". Who would have ever thought that K-Fed was the best thing going for her????
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
What's a Horchata?
By UserZed, on 7:45 AM
I wonder how she smells?
From that last pict she looks like she smells like a big fart.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
Holy thunder thighs, Batman!
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
Horchata is a mexican drink that is made from rice. It's really good!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
pic #3... me thinka me sees a little weiner poking out of brit brit's dress... we all know those ain't panties, after all...
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
Damn, when I saw those thighs, I thought these were pictures from The HoneyBaked Ham Store.
And what's up with the dude lighting up the stairwell with a flashlight? Is this some kind of "Flowers in the Attic" setup?
By jeditemple, on 9:32 AM
don't really get what the big deal is here...she drank a lot and threw up. somebody get Associated Press on the line! STAT!!!!
By yo, on 9:45 AM
^ She has two babies at home and she's never home, you idiot. Get it now?
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
jenny why dont you post anything anymore??? this is like the first time in forever.
tired of reading todd's non-funny ass jokes
By prettyboy, on 10:19 AM
You know, this girl could be living in a crackhouse somewhere with her kids fighting rats for food, and she'd still have custody of them. They are the ones I feel sorry for.
By Jennifer, on 10:59 AM
Whoa, I just had an epiphany while reading all these posts: What if, WHAT IF, Britney is purposely overdoing the unsuitable mother thing, just so no judge would award her the kids??? That way, she doesn't have to live with the two outcomes of the mother of all mistakes that was Kevin Federline?? You know, she tries the whole love/motherhood thing on for size, watches it crumble once she realizes what it really was (insecure sex masquerading as love and independace), and knows no woman can survive the PR nightmare that is a woman giving up her children (NOBODY forgives a woman that just doesn't want her kids anymore). Seriously, think about it...society forgives people that LOSE their kids to addictions, but not ones that just kind of give them up and say "you know, I just don't really want them anymore, and I don't have a good reason other than I sort of want to erase the mistake"
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
does she own another pair of shoes besides those boots? And with that dress?
She reminds me of the girls at Scatterbrain Johnson's bar in Pickens!
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
1:00, no dice -- we only forgive the people who lose custody if they A) aren't doing this stuff deliberately and flaunting it, and B) clean up and try to get the kids back, like Courtney Love.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
How did she vomit in a circle?
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
1:00--Not a bad theory, but I think Britney has bent-over backwards to prove to us that her last remaining brain-cell smokes crack. Seriously, there's no way she's that smart.
I think we should all just be thankful that Britney has given up her "singing" and found her true calling: being a walking punchline. And I must say, she's damn good at it!
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
The puke on the floor is still a step up from Britney and the redwood thighs.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...
Can't be good publicity for Sen. Barack Obama to be in a picture with Britney.
8:26 PM
Funniest thing I've read all day, thanks for that LOL ;)
By jenner, on 4:39 PM
well there goes the little red dress with brown boots trend...it died before it got to this year's fashion week...
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
let's stage an intervention for her thighs...please get her to stop exposing them...i hate wearing shorts for that very same reason...!
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
I can't believe no one scooped up the vomit to sell on ebay.
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
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