Britney Spears Sucks at Everything
Some people are still in denial that Britney Spears is completely useless, so maybe this video of Britney at a gas station will help. I hate to break it to you, but well, Britney's an idiot. She looks at the gas pump like an unfrozen caveman looking at fireworks. It's pretty pathetic when Punjab and Mohinder who just crossed the border on a camel have to explain to an American millionaire that the buttons on the gas pump actually do something. It gets even more awesome because you see her use three public bathrooms in the same night. I mean, people don't actually "use" public bathrooms do they? I thought they were just for heroin addicts and after-prom abortions. God, if Britney was any dumber she'd be on life support.


















