Angelina and Brad Aren't Adopting Again. Yet.

38 Comments:

  • Now that's an exquisite specimen....

    ...exquisite specimen of Jungle Carpet Python....

    Yeah, I'm a snakenerd first and foremost. :-D

    By joejoe, on 1:40 PM  

  • that's the problem with vietnamese - an hour after adopting, it's like nothing ever happened.

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

  • Well the comment about adopting JJ and SP was really funny and is so true!
    But I am most impressed that you mentioned a very real condition...PTSD.

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • ^ Sensitive politically correct people don't belong here. Wrong site for you.

    By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

  • good god isnt that the truth

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • amazing that britney beat angelina to the schizoid public meltdown. i always thought angie'd go first.

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • There's a god-damn fucking SNAKE on the god-damn fucking Angelina...

    By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM  

  • she probably wouldn't want them because they are privileged blobs

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • they did adopt a vietnamese baby, but it wasn't shiny enough so Angelina's assistant sent it back.

    By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

  • F*CK THESE TWO!


    Whew...sorry...I'm just sorry to see that Antonella story slide down the site page...I had grown quite attached to it...

    Blowjobs beat baby stories anyday...(Actually if someone reached into their wallet and asked me which I'd like to see: Pictures of their blowjobs or their kids I'll take blowjobs every time! Jeez: I hope Brad isn't watching...)

    By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

  • She replaced the snake with a baby and lost 20 pounds. Other than that I don't see much difference between these pictures.

    By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

  • ah fuck it, she's still hot, he's hot, if they want to adopt fifty kids i could care less.

    By missed the glance, on 3:06 PM  

  • so hot it hurts.

    By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

  • who gives a fuck about both of these wack jobs. the more they adopt the more days shiloh will spend sleeping in a dog house.

    some of you people make me sick with all this "omg they're soo pretty and they care for the dying children of american and it's cool they're adopting"

    wake the fuck up. angelina is as ape-shit crazy as britney spears, the only difference is shes probably jacked up 20 kinds of anti-depressants and brad is pussy whipped bitch. whatever she does he follows. they're fuck fucked up.

    By prettyboy, on 3:35 PM  

  • DAMN!!!! That is one fine piece of male perfection.....good God.

    By Drolling All Over, on 3:54 PM  

  • hehehehehehe, Brad's fine face and body has me ALL kinds of confused....I'm DROOLING all over, not DROLLING....(sigh)

    By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM  

  • They are both crazy as batshit, IMO...I really think they should go to a third world country and build an orphanage, and stay there and care for all the poor kids, of course that leaves the blob, all by herself.

    By jannre, on 4:03 PM  

  • They're so freakin' gorgeous - I was half expecting to see the previous frightening pic of the bald, crazy one, so I was all braced and ready. Then, bam - hotness!

    Thanks for the change of face.

    By Want Brad Much, on 4:04 PM  

  • Why don't they adopt a poor black kid from the USA.

    By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM  

  • world......i meant "they care about the dying children of the world" (sarcastically)

    By prettyboy, on 4:45 PM  

  • Fucking gorgeous family.

    By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

  • They don't adopt a poor kid from the USA because they don't feel like it and give it a rest! Kids are kids regardless where they come from.

    By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM  

  • Oprah said it best... you ask a poor kid in the US "what you you like and they would say a video game or IPod or something material. Then you ask a poor child in a third world country what would they like, they say an education, or to have parents to care for them".

    By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

  • ^ You stupid fuck. You think all kids think like that. I fucking DARE you to help volunteer for organizations that take care of unwanted and neglected children or be a foster parent!

    I promise you most kids in the United States who don't have parents wish for a loving and stable homes more than anything. Fuck you and Oprah. I've never seen Oprah give a shit about all of the kids in the United States who are abused and need good homes.

    As soon as these Hollywood assholes adopt unwanted teenagers who have been tossed around in the American foster care system all their lives and stand no chance of getting adopted because they're not a cute little baby anymore, then I'll praise them. Until then, fuck them and fuck you for praising them for nothing.

    By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM  

  • Oprah doesn't know shit! That woman is soooooooo out of touch with reality. Oprah is a joke and anyone to subscribes to her philosophy is also! Anyhow, Brad and Angelinga adopting Britney's two isn't such a bad idea.

    By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM  

  • Angelinga is another broad. I meant Angelina.

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

  • 5:07

    Ditto on that! Oprah probably asked a kid that's not even homeless, just a little broke...when was her fat ass on skid row finding these "american childern that are SO materilistic." I find it hard to believe they were worried about video games and not a hot & cot...

    By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM  

  • yeah! i think that she should adopt brit's kids too!


    but she could come to brazil and adopt me!!! actually, she could adopt one person in each country! that would be so cool!!! lol

    By Andressa, on 5:20 AM  

  • LMAO! I love this site!

    By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM  

  • Last time I checked there were orphans in America too. Maybe some foreign celebrity ought to start adopting some of them, since the celebrities here only want babies from other countries.

    By The Docktator, on 9:59 AM  

  • I would never belittle an American homeless or disadvantaged child's suffering, but let's just think critically here:

    In the States, we have systems available to help poor kids. They are flawed, poorly funded, and don't reach every kid who needs them. I know. However, giving time, money, or both to these organizations will save at least one (and, with the kind of cash celebrities have to throw around, a lot of them) child from dying of hunger or illness or exposure. I don't claim to know whether or not Brangelina has given anything to these groups; I am just pointing out that help--tremendous help, potentially--CAN be provided to American children within its own system.

    Developing countries don't have that option. There are no social services (and if there are, they're even worse off than our system, guaranteed), no soup kitchens, no shelters, and no Medicare. There might not even be a doctor who believes in medicine over gingerroot poultice, let alone a hospital to go to. Mere survival is a lot harder for an orphan in a developing country than for one in the US.

    My heart goes out to ALL orphans and disadvantaged children. But my mind understands why a person (celebrity or otherwise) might choose to adopt a foreign child over an American one.

    And before you waste the energy typing, I already know plenty of you disagree with me for patriotic/nationalistic reasons, for the (probable) hypocrisy of Angelina and Brad (whose contributions to American organizations for kids probably don't compensate for their work abroad), or for a philosophy of help-at-home-first. I get it. I'm just trying to work out logical reasons why a person might think foreign adoption would make a bigger difference (since it's obviously futile and disrespectful to discuss which children are "deserving" enough to be adopted).

    Thanks.

    By devil's advocate, on 12:00 PM  

  • I agree that every child deserves to be taken care of, but I hate watching the money that COULD be helping America go to other countries that won't/can't help their own people. I'm not heartless, I get teary eyed when I see the Christian Children's Fund commercials, but we don't help our own first. To me, that's a problem. America should help America first, then move on to others.

    By The Docktator, on 1:30 PM  

  • I stronglyy dislike angelina jolie, as a wife and mother she is acting- she def. wants attention- i dont care what or how much charity work she does, she is a loser

    By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM  

  • i bet you hate your mother too... loser

    By bob, on 9:53 PM  

  • If a kid is a kid... then why don't they just adopt a black kid from an agency here? The argument goes both ways. They've done their humanitarian good deeds in other countries, now i think it's time for them to adopt from the U.S., are the kids not poor or needy enough for them?

    I dare them to visit a Catholic Charities adoption agency here in Chicago.

    By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM  

  • do u even know how long it takes to adopt a kid in the states? up to 7 years. why the fuck would anyone want to wait that long when in 6 months to a year you can adopt a child outside of the states.

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • Always funny to watch the "brangelina" fucktards from JustJared pile in to any site that mentions their "gods" so they can defend them come hell or high water. They're like a cult.

    By Myung Sung Moon, on 4:42 PM  

  • myung sung moon

    I love it when people like yourself "who spend more time blogging on gossip sites than you'd ever admit to" come here and elsewhere trying to rag on others like you're above them.

    I know in your head it makes you feel not such a loser, but Moon? you're here, proof enough that you're just as dorky as the ones you think you got a leg up on.

    By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM  

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