i hear she was just totally obssessed with him. they actually officially broke up about 6 months ago, but she would not leave him alone, so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up.
i hear she was just totally obssessed with him. they actually officially broke up about 6 months ago, but she would not leave him alone, so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up.
i hear she was just totally obssessed with him. they actually officially broke up about 6 months ago, but she would not leave him alone, so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up.
Holy Christ, that was funnier than hell Jeditemple.
"Healthy and excited", eh? I bet she's super psyched about this. All she has to do now is lay back for the next six months and lovingly watch her bank acc..em..*cough*..belly grow.
Just let this be a lesson to us men. Just because you pull your penis out -- it doesn't mean that you won't be attached to the woman in some way for the rest of your life.
"so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up."
I would say that this is a common occurance. Never bang an ex (for that matter anyone) without using a condom. It's not 100% gurantee, but better than nothing. Women who get desperate (and some men) when they feel the relationship ending will try and get pregnant (or the other pregnant) thinking the person of interest will stay with them.
peytons bitch....oops i mean tom brady is a retard. he messed up his whole entire playboy status. you're supposed to fuck em and leave em not fuck em and stay with em for a few years then dump em after they get pregnant. ontop of that gisele is ugly as dog shit. she looks like a man. i'd choose bridget anyday over gisele.
oh well atleast the kid is gonna be rich and good looking.
You're all retards if you think he's ugly. Seriously. You have problems if you think he's an ugly guy. The funny thing is, he wouldn't fuck any of you with someone ELSE's dick. And you're calling him ugly. That's hilarious. I'm sure he'd be crushed.
jeditemple, you fucking Star Wars geek, how the fuck do you know he's an asshole? You know him personally? And I'm sure he'll use the 3 Superbowl rings he's already got to comfort himself for not getting there this year.
Kelly says, mmmmm, cro-magnon man meat, simmered in potent baby batter. Hollow out the big head and use it to make brady stew, then serve it out through the chin bunghole. The perfect man.
Not a stalker, I just think its hilarious people are calling him ugly and an asshole when he so clearly isn't ugly, and the loser calling him an asshole wouldn't know anyone close to that interesting. But yet he knows he's an asshole. The guy with jeditemple as his username.
He very well could be an asshole, but since none of us know him personally, I'm fairly certain you look pretty stupid for calling him one. Just saying.
Uhh..why would someone write she went public with the pregancy because she was bitter and jealous? That's innane. She went public because she's freaking 3 months pregnant and she's begining to show!!!
She's almost as flat as an ironing board and not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. I wonder how hard it was not to kill herself when she found out Brady is nailing Gisele Bundchen.
Tom Brady is both gorgeous (the Gladiator comparison was brilliant) AND he also has a huge head. A lot of people of Irish descent do. (I am, and I do, so I can say that.) Kind of assy to dump a pregnant girlfriend, but I'd still fuck him, and I'd still have a kid by him anyway.
I actually feel happy for Bridget being pregnant, even though they split; she's 36 and doubtless feeling the ticking clock, and I'm sure she's thrilled about the baby. They were very cute as a couple, and I was sorry they split.
I'm just going to echo some of the other comments here and ask why the fuck they didn't use birth control. I mean, I guess it's possible they used something and it just didn't work, but that's usually attributed to human error. Seriously though, what's with people deciding to throw caution to the wind and play Russian roulette with a uterus? Ugh.
Well, okay, 2:36, in your family they don't. In my family, and in several other families I've known, they do. I don't mean big like having a freakishly large hydrocephalic head, I just mean having a big head. It beats having a tiny head.
I know Tom Brady through Brett Favre (who I went to college with). I'll take his word for it that Tom's a dick.
Now you two Anons can get back to giving each other anal tongue darts. If you want to call me out, be a man and get real usernames. Only wussies hide behind anonymous names.
But whatever helps you sleep at night, sweathearts. Burn.
Sorry about the insanity in your family, seriously. My family has a lot of "worst traits", but they're hard to articulate, exactly. If you haven't seen it already, I recommend seeing "The Departed", there's a few great lines about the Irish along with terrific performances.
i forgot to add that his head is extremel long....like frakenstein style. he might as well just insert bolts on each temple. i feel sorry for bridgets vagina..it's gonna take forever to push the babies head out.
i heard that he dumped her because she wouldn't get an abortion. way to not be a baby killer bridget. too bad about your asshole exboyfriend. guess this serves as a little reminder about what happends when you have premarital sex.
I think Tom Brady is hot, but this particular picture doesn't do him justice. Just like several months ago when they had the thread about the break-up her pictures were terrible! (looked like Heidi Fleiss) She looks good in these photos... I think that Tom comes across as arrogant in the interviews that he does...with 3 superbowl rings and millions and millions of $$ maybe he has that right?!
I'm actually really happy for her. Like someone already said, she is 36 so having the kid now was probably the only option and if she really is obsessed with him, well now she'll have a permanent connection to him, plus his money! win-win-win situation!!(for her) heh, heh
1:05, calm down Tom, you're getting spit all over the monitor. And for the record, your head looks like a lightbulb with hair.
And obviously he IS a dick, if he dumps a pregnant woman because he wants to have sex with other women. His own fault his "goodbye sex" lacked a condom. Good for Bridget -- humble the asshole and have a cute li'l baby.
Jaysus, why can't people think he's NOT goodlooking?!??!?! Just because YOU do, doesn't mean everyone ELSE has to! Get a fucking grip!
Anyway.
I agree with 5:33 - everyone knows that in a breakup there're bound to be a few last "kicks of the can" so to speak. On top of that, if you're fighting just before/during the break-up, there are bound to be a few angry and/or make-up sessions....sometimes it's the hottest kind.... ;)
Actually...I've heard about the big ole Irish head too....I am as well, and I have one too (not freakish...but it's definitely hard to find a hat....) ;)
Hope that orgasm was a good one Tommy boy: its gonna cost you a pretty penny.
Losing to Manning, knocking up your ex.... Id be extra careful in training camp this year.
No one wants to be another Jose Theodore. For the homos who dont follow sports, the NHL goalie went from league MVP (which is as rare as a pitcher wining the MVP in baseball), with a huge contract, tv deals, chased by all women, engaged to a music moguls daughter to all of a suddent totally forgetting how to skate, then his dad, brother and uncles get arrested for being loansharks, his future father in law gets jailed for molesting-raping pre-teen singers from his label, he fails an olympic drug test which reveals its for Propecia because under those long locks he is going bald, his pregnant girlfriend leaves him when he gets caught with Paris Hilton and gets traded to another team where he sucks even more. In less than 18 months, this guys life went from top of the world, to shithouse.
i don't see the problem here. guys are useless as fathers and husbands, so she really has the best of all worlds... a rich baby and she can date whomever she wants.
The most consistently funny comments, to ever grace this site...and that's saying a lot, especially considering it was about celebs you never hear about.
1. Tom grew up nearby where I reside currently. I dated a girl who went to school with his younger sisters. He is from a big Catholic family.
There is no way in Hell he asked her to get an abortion.
NO WAY IN HELL.
2. She removed the goalie. FYI, that's code for they were on the pill and she stopped taking the pill without telling Tom.
Think about it, how else would you be in a 3 year relationship and then WAMMO, "oops, I'm pregnant". They used protection for years. She stopped using it in the end. That's a big time deception on her part. "Men lie more often, Women tell bigger lies."
3. Tom's a good kid from a pretty upstanding family in the community. I seriously doubt Brett Favre's dick has any clue.
4. Who cares if Tom Brady is a fivehead? (ie he has a large forehead). He is the MOST CLUTCH QB in the NFL right now. Better than Manning. Just look at their playoff records. FACT: There is no QB playing in the NFL that has a better playoff record than Tom Brady.
re 10:27--- Tom has 3 OLDER sisters, he is the youngest. (I went to high school with them and he is my grade). As far as whether he is an asshole now I have no idea but he was known to be a nice guy way back then. Anyway, yes they are a Catholic family it is very well known and I would assume that they would be against abortion. That being said people get rich and famous and they could change so who knows, he could be a total asshole now. I know a lot of people who knew him back in the day but no one who keeps in touch with him now. Perhaps now his $$$ is more important to him than his upbringing? Who knows. And hey if he didn't want a child he shoulda used protection. We don't know if she tricked him but if he is so stupid not to know how the human reproductive system works then too bad for him.
re 10:27--- Tom has 3 OLDER sisters, he is the youngest. (I went to high school with them and he is my grade). As far as whether he is an asshole now I have no idea but he was known to be a nice guy way back then. Anyway, yes they are a Catholic family it is very well known and I would assume that they would be against abortion. That being said people get rich and famous and they could change so who knows, he could be a total asshole now. I know a lot of people who knew him back in the day but no one who keeps in touch with him now. Perhaps now his $$$ is more important to him than his upbringing? Who knows. And hey if he didn't want a child he shoulda used protection. We don't know if she tricked him but if he is so stupid not to know how the human reproductive system works then too bad for him.
re: Anon 2:48. Hydrocephalic head means water on the brain. You really mean megacephalic, and he does have a megacephalic head because he hasn't completely evolved yet.
Anon 10:27: FYI, my boyfriend (now husband) and I were together for 2 years when I found out was pregnant. Trust me, there was no trickery on my part: just drunk sex. No desire to have kids at that point in my life. That's about it.
And Anon 1:23 AM-- AMEN. Oooh, he's a devout Catholic and he would never ask her to have an abortion. My ass. When's the last time you were worth millions (partly due to your sweet, all-American reputation) and you got a girl pregnant? I'm sure his religion was a thought, but when you look at what having a child will do to his life and reputation (not that he won't bounce back immediately), I'm sure he would have preferred the abortion. I'm not saying it's right to have an abortion. Just saying it's there.
Anon 10:27: FYI, my boyfriend (now husband) and I were together for 2 years when I found out was pregnant. Trust me, there was no trickery on my part: just drunk sex. No desire to have kids at that point in my life. That's about it.
And Anon 1:23 AM-- AMEN. Oooh, he's a devout Catholic and he would never ask her to have an abortion. My ass. When's the last time you were worth millions (partly due to your sweet, all-American reputation) and you got a girl pregnant? I'm sure his religion was a thought, but when you look at what having a child will do to his life and reputation (not that he won't bounce back immediately), I'm sure he would have preferred the abortion. I'm not saying it's right to have an abortion. Just saying it's there.
Yeah, he's SUCH a nice guy that after he wins his 1st superbowl he dumps his unfamous g/f and hooks up w/Tara Reid...and continues to date only "famous" people...which is his right to do so, but I doubt he's the nice guy that never does wrong...
I was in a 2 year relationship with my husband and got a little surprise myself~~and I was on the pill. Nothing but keeping your legs closed is 100% effective, so to assume that she did this on purpose isn't very fair to say. And being that you're from a "big Catholic family" has nothing to do with the fact of whether you believe in abortion or not. I've known PLENTY of girls from "big Catholic families" that have visited the women's clinic a time or two. I mean, do I need to bring up the whole priest/alter boy scandals?? Being from a certan religion doesn't mean you're a saint by any means.
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just because hes good looking doesnt mean hes not an asshole.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Heh heh heh. Couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole. Time to pay the fiddler, Tom.
Bridget knew it was his as soon as the sperm bounced off of her egg and cried for an hour, because he didn't make the SuperBowl.
By jeditemple, on 11:31 AM
Tom Brady must be blind..
By brah, on 11:32 AM
Bridget Moynahan's first thought when she saw the results of her pregnancy test:
TOUCHDOWN!!!
By Vigilante, on 11:36 AM
i hear she was just totally obssessed with him. they actually officially broke up about 6 months ago, but she would not leave him alone, so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
i hear she was just totally obssessed with him. they actually officially broke up about 6 months ago, but she would not leave him alone, so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
i hear she was just totally obssessed with him. they actually officially broke up about 6 months ago, but she would not leave him alone, so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
^^^
11:37:
I hear that you're totally obsessed with hitting the "login" button.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
She doesn't look like Heidi Fleiss anymoore...
11:37
If that's true then he's a dumb as for not wrapping it up! Takes two...
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
It's sad when you have a multi-million dollar contract from the NFL and you can't afford a 50 cent rubber from the Texaco men's room.
By Jennifer, on 11:53 AM
Tom Brady has a huge fucking head. Damn!
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
It's sad when a 36 year old woman pulls the goalie without telling the other team.
That's just downright dishonest.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
It's sad when a 36 year old woman pulls the goalie without telling the other team.
That's just downright dishonest.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Holy Christ, that was funnier than hell Jeditemple.
"Healthy and excited", eh? I bet she's super psyched about this. All she has to do now is lay back for the next six months and lovingly watch her bank acc..em..*cough*..belly grow.
By Seven, on 12:04 PM
Just let this be a lesson to us men. Just because you pull your penis out -- it doesn't mean that you won't be attached to the woman in some way for the rest of your life.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
"Anonymous said...
just because hes good looking doesnt mean hes not an asshole. "
11:29 AM
Actually, the fact that he's good looking practically GUARANTEES that he's an asshole!
But he sure is a hot slab o'man meat!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
"Anonymous said...
just because hes good looking doesnt mean hes not an asshole. "
11:29 AM
Actually, the fact that he's good looking practically GUARANTEES that he's an asshole!
But he sure is a hot slab o'man meat!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
"so how conveient that she is 3 months pregnant, clearly getting pregnant when they were already broken up."
I would say that this is a common occurance. Never bang an ex (for that matter anyone) without using a condom. It's not 100% gurantee, but better than nothing. Women who get desperate (and some men) when they feel the relationship ending will try and get pregnant (or the other pregnant) thinking the person of interest will stay with them.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Bridget got dumped because she's flat chested.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
is it just me or was that last commentor taking all this way too seriously???
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Tom Brady's forehead is soooo big! It's like something out of Star Trek.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
peytons bitch....oops i mean tom brady is a retard. he messed up his whole entire playboy status. you're supposed to fuck em and leave em not fuck em and stay with em for a few years then dump em after they get pregnant. ontop of that gisele is ugly as dog shit. she looks like a man. i'd choose bridget anyday over gisele.
oh well atleast the kid is gonna be rich and good looking.
By prettyboy, on 12:50 PM
My first thoughts when I heard this was he's going to ask for a paternity test. I would.
Plus, am I the only one who thinks he's ugly???? Let's just hope the baby (if it's his) doesn't get that huge head!
By CheeryBitch, on 12:50 PM
My first thoughts when I heard this was he's going to ask for a paternity test. I would.
Plus, am I the only one who thinks he's ugly???? Let's just hope the baby (if it's his) doesn't get that huge head!
By CheeryBitch, on 12:50 PM
Brady is not hot....he looks like the missing link with that huge noggin.
By stella55, on 12:53 PM
once i gave him a rim job by licking his chin.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
i'm oiling up my ass for Tom Brady.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
You're all retards if you think he's ugly. Seriously. You have problems if you think he's an ugly guy. The funny thing is, he wouldn't fuck any of you with someone ELSE's dick. And you're calling him ugly. That's hilarious. I'm sure he'd be crushed.
jeditemple, you fucking Star Wars geek, how the fuck do you know he's an asshole? You know him personally? And I'm sure he'll use the 3 Superbowl rings he's already got to comfort himself for not getting there this year.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Tom Brady looks exactly like a classic roman gladiator. No wonder there's so much jealousy and resentment.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
What is with all the people posting duplicate and triplicate????
Tom Brady is fucking gross. I don't know what Bridget saw in him...she could have anyone...he looks like he hasn't quite evolved.
What the fuck?
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
They're dressed in simple white and black, like asians.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Who's the psycho Tom Brady stalker? It's creeping me out.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
The only reason Peyton Manning won this year was that he can handle pressure up the middle, if you know what I mean.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Kelly says, mmmmm, cro-magnon man meat, simmered in potent baby batter. Hollow out the big head and use it to make brady stew, then serve it out through the chin bunghole. The perfect man.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
cool. I didn't know Tom (anon 1:05) reads the site.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Not a stalker, I just think its hilarious people are calling him ugly and an asshole when he so clearly isn't ugly, and the loser calling him an asshole wouldn't know anyone close to that interesting. But yet he knows he's an asshole. The guy with jeditemple as his username.
He very well could be an asshole, but since none of us know him personally, I'm fairly certain you look pretty stupid for calling him one. Just saying.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
11:47 - aaaaah, that was funny!
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
whats's with all the duplicate and triplicate postings???
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
what's with the duplicate and triplicate postings?
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
what's with the duplicate and triplicate postings?
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
what's with the duplicate and triplicate postings?
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
what's with the duplicate and triplicate postings?
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
wwweeeeeeeee that was fun!! Post, post, post!! wwweeeeeeee
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
she's hot. what an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
@1:41
Cosmo, you moron.
By Vigilante, on 1:56 PM
"I just think its hilarious people are calling him ugly"
Umm, but to me he is ugly. Very ugly, I wouldn't date the dude.
She on the other hand is very pretty.
I wouldn;t date her either, because I am a straight female, lol, but she is very pretty. and he is very not.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
i wouldn't date her, because she's old. he must have tagged one of her last eggs. betcha it's a tard baby.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Uhh..why would someone write she went public with the pregancy because she was bitter and jealous? That's innane. She went public because she's freaking 3 months pregnant and she's begining to show!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
She's almost as flat as an ironing board and not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. I wonder how hard it was not to kill herself when she found out Brady is nailing Gisele Bundchen.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Tom Brady is an asshole. I've met him several times. And trust me, I'm a dick. I know an asshole when I see one.
By brett favre's dick, on 2:18 PM
Are people blind? Tom Brady looks looks like a Neanderthal. I may not be a supermodel, but I like my men to at least resemble a Homo Sapien.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Tom Brady is both gorgeous (the Gladiator comparison was brilliant) AND he also has a huge head. A lot of people of Irish descent do. (I am, and I do, so I can say that.)
Kind of assy to dump a pregnant girlfriend, but I'd still fuck him, and I'd still have a kid by him anyway.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
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By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
I actually feel happy for Bridget being pregnant, even though they split; she's 36 and doubtless feeling the ticking clock, and I'm sure she's thrilled about the baby. They were very cute as a couple, and I was sorry they split.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
A lot of people of Irish descent do???
Ummm, not in my family they don't.
By Vigilante, on 2:36 PM
I'm just going to echo some of the other comments here and ask why the fuck they didn't use birth control. I mean, I guess it's possible they used something and it just didn't work, but that's usually attributed to human error. Seriously though, what's with people deciding to throw caution to the wind and play Russian roulette with a uterus? Ugh.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
Well, okay, 2:36, in your family they don't. In my family, and in several other families I've known, they do. I don't mean big like having a freakishly large hydrocephalic head, I just mean having a big head. It beats having a tiny head.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Anon 1:05 and Anon 1:19.
I know Tom Brady through Brett Favre (who I went to college with). I'll take his word for it that Tom's a dick.
Now you two Anons can get back to giving each other anal tongue darts. If you want to call me out, be a man and get real usernames. Only wussies hide behind anonymous names.
But whatever helps you sleep at night, sweathearts. Burn.
By jeditemple, on 3:00 PM
Guess it would beat having a tiny head, none of us would know. All pretty normal sized heads here.
Normal sized heads with normal sized brains, it's the level of sanity that's abnormal in my family. Abnormal or absent, depending on who you speak to.
That's more of an Irish trait than cranius giganticus as far as I'm concerned.
By Vigilante, on 3:03 PM
Sorry about the insanity in your family, seriously. My family has a lot of "worst traits", but they're hard to articulate, exactly.
If you haven't seen it already, I recommend seeing "The Departed", there's a few great lines about the Irish along with terrific performances.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
i forgot to add that his head is extremel long....like frakenstein style. he might as well just insert bolts on each temple. i feel sorry for bridgets vagina..it's gonna take forever to push the babies head out.
By prettyboy, on 4:28 PM
i heard that he dumped her because she wouldn't get an abortion. way to not be a baby killer bridget. too bad about your asshole exboyfriend. guess this serves as a little reminder about what happends when you have premarital sex.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
I think Tom Brady is hot, but this particular picture doesn't do him justice. Just like several months ago when they had the thread about the break-up her pictures were terrible! (looked like Heidi Fleiss) She looks good in these photos...
I think that Tom comes across as arrogant in the interviews that he does...with 3 superbowl rings and millions and millions of $$ maybe he has that right?!
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
I'm actually really happy for her. Like someone already said, she is 36 so having the kid now was probably the only option and if she really is obsessed with him, well now she'll have a permanent connection to him, plus his money! win-win-win situation!!(for her) heh, heh
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
It's the "Just One More" Syndrome.
When you are just about done with your night at the club, you decide to have "Just One More." And THAT is the one that sends you to the shitseat.
They decided to do it "Just One More" time..you know, for old times sake. And THAT is the one that they will be paying for over the next 22 years.
AT ALL COSTS: AVOID THE "JUST ONE MORE" SYNDROME!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
1:05, calm down Tom, you're getting spit all over the monitor. And for the record, your head looks like a lightbulb with hair.
And obviously he IS a dick, if he dumps a pregnant woman because he wants to have sex with other women. His own fault his "goodbye sex" lacked a condom. Good for Bridget -- humble the asshole and have a cute li'l baby.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
anon 1:05 PM
Jaysus, why can't people think he's NOT goodlooking?!??!?! Just because YOU do, doesn't mean everyone ELSE has to! Get a fucking grip!
Anyway.
I agree with 5:33 - everyone knows that in a breakup there're bound to be a few last "kicks of the can" so to speak. On top of that, if you're fighting just before/during the break-up, there are bound to be a few angry and/or make-up sessions....sometimes it's the hottest kind.... ;)
By jenner, on 6:11 PM
"can get back to giving each other anal tongue darts"
that was said with an unmistakeable tone of familiarity
By Anonymous, on 7:22 PM
Actually...I've heard about the big ole Irish head too....I am as well, and I have one too (not freakish...but it's definitely hard to find a hat....) ;)
By Big Irish Headed Gal, on 8:48 PM
Hope that orgasm was a good one Tommy boy: its gonna cost you a pretty penny.
Losing to Manning, knocking up your ex.... Id be extra careful in training camp this year.
No one wants to be another Jose Theodore.
For the homos who dont follow sports, the NHL goalie went from league MVP (which is as rare as a pitcher wining the MVP in baseball), with a huge contract, tv deals, chased by all women, engaged to a music moguls daughter to all of a suddent totally forgetting how to skate, then his dad, brother and uncles get arrested for being loansharks, his future father in law gets jailed for molesting-raping pre-teen singers from his label, he fails an olympic drug test which reveals its for Propecia because under those long locks he is going bald, his pregnant girlfriend leaves him when he gets caught with Paris Hilton and gets traded to another team where he sucks even more. In less than 18 months, this guys life went from top of the world, to shithouse.
It can happen to Tom too.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
"...can get back to giving each other anal tongue darts."
"that was said with an unmistakeable tone of familiarity"
Yeah, it's what you had for dinner, 7:22. Try not to burp again.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
If he was as moral and great as he says he is, he would still be with her taking car of his soon to be baby.
Shes hawt, he's an hypocritical asshole.
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
i don't see the problem here. guys are useless as fathers and husbands, so she really has the best of all worlds... a rich baby and she can date whomever she wants.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
The most consistently funny comments, to ever grace this site...and that's saying a lot, especially considering it was about celebs you never hear about.
Great job everyone! *pulls stick out of ass*
By bob dylan, on 9:35 PM
1. Tom grew up nearby where I reside currently. I dated a girl who went to school with his younger sisters. He is from a big Catholic family.
There is no way in Hell he asked her to get an abortion.
NO
WAY
IN
HELL.
2. She removed the goalie. FYI, that's code for they were on the pill and she stopped taking the pill without telling Tom.
Think about it, how else would you be in a 3 year relationship and then WAMMO, "oops, I'm pregnant". They used protection for years. She stopped using it in the end. That's a big time deception on her part. "Men lie more often, Women tell bigger lies."
3. Tom's a good kid from a pretty upstanding family in the community. I seriously doubt Brett Favre's dick has any clue.
4. Who cares if Tom Brady is a fivehead? (ie he has a large forehead). He is the MOST CLUTCH QB in the NFL right now. Better than Manning. Just look at their playoff records. FACT: There is no QB playing in the NFL that has a better playoff record than Tom Brady.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
re 10:27--- Tom has 3 OLDER sisters, he is the youngest. (I went to high school with them and he is my grade).
As far as whether he is an asshole now I have no idea but he was known to be a nice guy way back then.
Anyway, yes they are a Catholic family it is very well known and I would assume that they would be against abortion. That being said people get rich and famous and they could change so who knows, he could be a total asshole now. I know a lot of people who knew him back in the day but no one who keeps in touch with him now. Perhaps now his $$$ is more important to him than his upbringing? Who knows.
And hey if he didn't want a child he shoulda used protection. We don't know if she tricked him but if he is so stupid not to know how the human reproductive system works then too bad for him.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
re 10:27--- Tom has 3 OLDER sisters, he is the youngest. (I went to high school with them and he is my grade).
As far as whether he is an asshole now I have no idea but he was known to be a nice guy way back then.
Anyway, yes they are a Catholic family it is very well known and I would assume that they would be against abortion. That being said people get rich and famous and they could change so who knows, he could be a total asshole now. I know a lot of people who knew him back in the day but no one who keeps in touch with him now. Perhaps now his $$$ is more important to him than his upbringing? Who knows.
And hey if he didn't want a child he shoulda used protection. We don't know if she tricked him but if he is so stupid not to know how the human reproductive system works then too bad for him.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
Flat chested boring girl. Who is she anyway?
By Anonymous, on 11:57 PM
Anonymous 11:09. How did you go to high school with them? Tom didn't go to the same high school as his sisters....
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
The fact that she wasn't pregnant within the 3 years that they were together leads me to believe HE AIN'T THAT GOOD OF A CATHOLIC!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:23 AM
re: Anon 2:48. Hydrocephalic head means water on the brain. You really mean megacephalic, and he does have a megacephalic head because he hasn't completely evolved yet.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM
Oh, I never said the insanity was a problem, 3:11. It's more of a general amusement than anything else. But thanks for the condolences.
And somewhere along the line between now and next year I'll get to see The Departed. I hear it's good.
By Vigilante, on 5:04 AM
Anon 10:27: FYI, my boyfriend (now husband) and I were together for 2 years when I found out was pregnant. Trust me, there was no trickery on my part: just drunk sex. No desire to have kids at that point in my life. That's about it.
And Anon 1:23 AM-- AMEN. Oooh, he's a devout Catholic and he would never ask her to have an abortion. My ass. When's the last time you were worth millions (partly due to your sweet, all-American reputation) and you got a girl pregnant? I'm sure his religion was a thought, but when you look at what having a child will do to his life and reputation (not that he won't bounce back immediately), I'm sure he would have preferred the abortion. I'm not saying it's right to have an abortion. Just saying it's there.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
Anon 10:27: FYI, my boyfriend (now husband) and I were together for 2 years when I found out was pregnant. Trust me, there was no trickery on my part: just drunk sex. No desire to have kids at that point in my life. That's about it.
And Anon 1:23 AM-- AMEN. Oooh, he's a devout Catholic and he would never ask her to have an abortion. My ass. When's the last time you were worth millions (partly due to your sweet, all-American reputation) and you got a girl pregnant? I'm sure his religion was a thought, but when you look at what having a child will do to his life and reputation (not that he won't bounce back immediately), I'm sure he would have preferred the abortion. I'm not saying it's right to have an abortion. Just saying it's there.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
Hey jeditemple: you went to Southern Miss.??? I live in MS, too....damn, small world.
By Jennifer, on 6:44 AM
Yeah, he's SUCH a nice guy that after he wins his 1st superbowl he dumps his unfamous g/f and hooks up w/Tara Reid...and continues to date only "famous" people...which is his right to do so, but I doubt he's the nice guy that never does wrong...
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
I'd take Peyton Manning any day over Tom Brady...Tom maybe better looking, but Peyton has the better more approachable personality...
By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM
Hey anon 10:27:
I was in a 2 year relationship with my husband and got a little surprise myself~~and I was on the pill. Nothing but keeping your legs closed is 100% effective, so to assume that she did this on purpose isn't very fair to say. And being that you're from a "big Catholic family" has nothing to do with the fact of whether you believe in abortion or not. I've known PLENTY of girls from "big Catholic families" that have visited the women's clinic a time or two. I mean, do I need to bring up the whole priest/alter boy scandals?? Being from a certan religion doesn't mean you're a saint by any means.
By Jennifer, on 7:11 AM
yeah she is prego dumb jock could not hold the cum in his dick and cum on her face so he just came inside of her dumbass
By Anonymous, on 11:41 PM
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