She can go to rehab all she wants we have already seen the real britney spears, we all thought her actions where caused by kevin federline, but they werent she is just a piece of trailer park trash all on her own.
I can't wait for the "poor little rich girl" book, then movie, to come out. Then she can make another 10 mil that will end up in the toilet. What a waste of life this chick is.
i know its not alcohol. lindsay lohan was at a facility to beat out a love addiction and everyone thought it was for alcohol. britney is in "rehab" because she is a train wreck.
I heard the facility had one of those big glass revolving doors and she got confused after going around and around sixteen or seventeen times. When she finally managed to jump out she was back on the outside again.
Fearing that she'd look stupid she was heard to have said "I meant to do that" as she stumbled into her limo and left.
when will she do the world a favor and Anna Nicole Smith it? Those kids would be better off being raised by the squirrels at the local park than by Britney or Kevin.
I bet it was like when parents tell their kids they're taking them to McDonald's or Disneyland so the kids will get in the car without a fight but really, they're taking them to see the dentist. After Britney realized it wasn't McDonald's, she pouted, hopped on a plane and jetted out of there.
These people are so out of touch with reality. It's creepy. Rehab is such a fu**in cop out. Grow up Britney. Your such a disgrace to mother's and women everywhere.
I know I'm in the minority but the whole situation is just sad to me. I think she's depressed and gets drunk to make her numb. I hope someone's helping with the kids.
it's was lindsay's rehab so she saw brit and was like "get your own rehab bitch" and brit was all "fuck you bitch i'll detox here if i fuckin want to, whore" and then linds was like "who you callin a whore, whore?" and then brit was all "i can't take this anymore" and linds was like "i've learned to forgive, i forgive you britney!!!" and then they hugged and cried and then linds pulled away suddenly and said "do you just fuckin fart?" and brit was like "don't you recognize your own stank, you stank bitch?" and linds was all "....
Britney Spears has a heart of gold. She knows she's going to overdose soon and she wants to make her biopic more heart warming. So she checked herself into rehab. She's just trying to make it easier for ET news reports to squeeze out a couple of tears for her ...
The thing is, *most* women in the entertainment business at the very least do all that stuff outside of the spotlight and/or BEFORE they have kids (especially 2 small children).
Seriously, why isn't CHILD SERVICES involved?
She doesn't need rehab, she needs to grow the hell up.
No one told her to spend her teen years pretending she was a virgin and not have fun. Now is not the time to make up for that time because she's got 2 kids to look after. It's not about the money Shitney, kids need a mother's love & attention, not child-carer Lupays love.
I love how, in that picture you posted with this article, she's attempting (in vain) to do that side-glance-with-the-sunglasses-and-pursed-lips-ala-Paris-Hilton, and she STILL looks like a washed-up hooker.
Wait so she went to Miami THEN to Antigua? Oh that makes sense, there's plenty of cuban "abuelitas" to care for her kids so they will feel right at home!
There's rehab for not wearing panties? That's a relief. The stains I have been leaving on my couch are getting a bit much. By the way, I understand that Howard K. Stern has been watching her kids so everything is OK. Don't worry, he only killed one of them so far.
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I hope it is the same one as Lindsey, so she can still go out and party and whore it up!
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
She can go to rehab all she wants we have already seen the real britney spears, we all thought her actions where caused by kevin federline, but they werent she is just a piece of trailer park trash all on her own.
By BLADE, on 12:39 PM
at least she beat her addiction to parenthood.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
I can't wait for the "poor little rich girl" book, then movie, to come out. Then she can make another 10 mil that will end up in the toilet.
What a waste of life this chick is.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Rehab for what? Going out a few nights and getting drunk or not wearing underware.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
Yawn.
She bores me.
NOW will someone get involved to help those kids???
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
TMZ is reporting that she's already out again.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
in rehab for what???
i know its not alcohol. lindsay lohan was at a facility to beat out a love addiction and everyone thought it was for alcohol. britney is in "rehab" because she is a train wreck.
By prettyboy, on 1:00 PM
I heard the facility had one of those big glass revolving doors and she got confused after going around and around sixteen or seventeen times. When she finally managed to jump out she was back on the outside again.
Fearing that she'd look stupid she was heard to have said "I meant to do that" as she stumbled into her limo and left.
By Vigilante, on 1:05 PM
Oh great. Now all her loser fans will be begging for the comeback of this train wreck. I wish she'd just go away.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
when will she do the world a favor and Anna Nicole Smith it? Those kids would be better off being raised by the squirrels at the local park than by Britney or Kevin.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
I bet it was like when parents tell their kids they're taking them to McDonald's or Disneyland so the kids will get in the car without a fight but really, they're taking them to see the dentist. After Britney realized it wasn't McDonald's, she pouted, hopped on a plane and jetted out of there.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
i think she just tried on the staff's outfits, puked, and then left.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
These people are so out of touch with reality. It's creepy. Rehab is such a fu**in cop out. Grow up Britney. Your such a disgrace to mother's and women everywhere.
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
Shocking.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
I know I'm in the minority but the whole situation is just sad to me. I think she's depressed and gets drunk to make her numb. I hope someone's helping with the kids.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Stupid cunt.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
They probably tried to get her to wash her hair........
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
somebody she knew in rehab was holding some pills for her, that's all
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
I wish I could go to rehab.
She checked back in. I guess they do have a Taco Bell and alcohol. Super funny.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
C'mon Britney! We told you, "Check into the Hard Rock Hotel, Hollywood, FLORIDA"
Can't you do anything right???
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
it's was lindsay's rehab so she saw brit and was like "get your own rehab bitch" and brit was all "fuck you bitch i'll detox here if i fuckin want to, whore" and then linds was like "who you callin a whore, whore?" and then brit was all "i can't take this anymore" and linds was like "i've learned to forgive, i forgive you britney!!!" and then they hugged and cried and then linds pulled away suddenly and said "do you just fuckin fart?" and brit was like "don't you recognize your own stank, you stank bitch?" and linds was all "....
and so on.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
Britney Spears has a heart of gold. She knows she's going to overdose soon and she wants to make her biopic more heart warming. So she checked herself into rehab. She's just trying to make it easier for ET news reports to squeeze out a couple of tears for her ...
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
omg omg omg...FUNNIEST THING EVER...and it's sort of on topic too... http://midnightfantasybritneyspears.com/
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
"In her defense, they didn't have a Taco Bell or alcohol there."
ROFL! Isn't that the truth.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
The thing is, *most* women in the entertainment business at the very least do all that stuff outside of the spotlight and/or BEFORE they have kids (especially 2 small children).
Seriously, why isn't CHILD SERVICES involved?
She doesn't need rehab, she needs to grow the hell up.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
No one told her to spend her teen years pretending she was a virgin and not have fun. Now is not the time to make up for that time because she's got 2 kids to look after. It's not about the money Shitney, kids need a mother's love & attention, not child-carer Lupays love.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
Maybe the rehab facility specializes in helping greasy chicks kick the nasty habit of eating at McDonalds constantly.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
So there’s now rehab dealing with being a brainless white trash whore & a piece of shit mother?! Interesting..
It means she’s gonna lose the kids and K-fed will get a lot of money. Well Shitney, easy comes easy goes. I Detest her..
I also detest the people who are rooting for her, or did so in the past- you are LOSERS!
I always knew she was an untalented stupid hick without any personally or skill to grow and reinvent.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
I also heard there was no air hockey table or foos ball table. I would have walked out too!!
By chuggdog, on 2:53 PM
Reportedly Howard K. Stern is just waiting for Britney's divorce to be final before he starts dating her.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
I love how, in that picture you posted with this article, she's attempting (in vain) to do that side-glance-with-the-sunglasses-and-pursed-lips-ala-Paris-Hilton, and she STILL looks like a washed-up hooker.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
I'm throwing all of my weight to TEAM FEDERLINE!
Go wigga! Go wigga!
By jeditemple, on 4:15 PM
That's it, I'm putting her in my Rotten.com dead pool. Stupid whore isn't going to last the year.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Um, who the FUCK goes to Miami for rehab?? I didn't even know places like that existed here, except for the methadone clinic on Biscayne & NE 22nd
By Exangel, on 5:55 PM
Wait so she went to Miami THEN to Antigua? Oh that makes sense, there's plenty of cuban "abuelitas" to care for her kids so they will feel right at home!
By Exangel, on 5:57 PM
There's rehab for not wearing panties?
That's a relief. The stains I have been leaving on my couch are getting a bit much.
By the way, I understand that Howard K. Stern has been watching her kids so everything is OK. Don't worry, he only killed one of them so far.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
she was in for a few hours and then left she needs to get drunk and high she is a waste of space
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
Bitch is now bald.
I think it's safe to say the end is near for Brit-Brit.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
i feel bad for her
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
I don't feel bad for her. I just can't believe she's now worse off (mentally) than Kevin Federline.
This train wreck needs to throw herself off a cliff.
By Jeremy, on 10:32 PM
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