Maybe it's just the pic but it appears Shitney's balding, though I suppose that's what changing your hair color every other day will do to you. P.S. Yay!! Shout out to Grimace!!!
Wow. Every time I think, "Can it possibly get worse?" she proves that it can and does. Look at that five-head. And the black hair isn't hiding the grease, girl. She's so lazy - instead of just washing her real hair, she just buys new hair until it's all ratty and greasy.
Wow. Every time I think, "Can it possibly get worse?" she proves that it can and does. Look at that five-head. And the black hair isn't hiding the grease, girl. She's so lazy - instead of just washing her real hair, she just buys new hair until it's all ratty and greasy.
Man girlfriend needs a shower and an an internal cleanse as well from eating all that nasty fast food. She has the money to get the best personal trainers money could buy, what a dumbass loser
Britney is such a great example to her little sister Jamie Lynn, an example of what NOT to do, hope she doesnt follow in her footsteps, also gotta feel bad for her two kids, makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it.
Lessee....the only time I like lollipops and non-alcoholic beverages and yet am "completely hammered" is after I've had little blue pills with dolphins on them for dinner. Very nice, Twitney. LA > Miami > NYC > next stop....Ibiza?
Are these photos taken from FASHION WEEK? She's at a primo NY fashion event (meanwhile, trying to get her "career" back on track) and STILL dresses like this? How does she get out of her house every day?
Hey Britney, big news! The suicide suite just opened up at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida. Why don't you go check yourself in for a short stay???
(jeshhh...seriously, I wonder how much that room is going to go for now?? Nice press for HRC...maybe they did it?)
What kinda of bathroom just has lollipops laying around in it? And what kind of person would eat lollipops from a bathroom? Doesn't she realize all the bacteria and microscopic residue thats just floating around in the air in a bathroom? Thats just disgusting!
After hearding about Anna Nicole's death I just had a weird thought that Britney might just 'accidentally on purpose' overdose or something.
I mean really, she has to be going through some major depression issues to sink this low. I mean she was low before don't get me wrong, but now it's like she is so reckless-it's as if she doesn't care if she lives or dies.
After hearding about Anna Nicole's death I just had a weird thought that Britney might just 'accidentally on purpose' overdose or something.
I mean really, she has to be going through some major depression issues to sink this low. I mean she was low before don't get me wrong, but now it's like she is so reckless-it's as if she doesn't care if she lives or dies.
You know, I try to wash my hair every other day, three days maximum. It's pretty simple -- pour shampoo into hands, rub vigorously into wetted hair, lather up, and rinse in the shower with fingers working on the scalp. Then dry with a towel?
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR SHITNEY TO DO THAT? Can't she even PAY someone to do it for her -- any hair salon will?!
Instead, she walks around in a cloud of stinky crotch, sweaty feet, greasy hair, and zitty skin. Does she think that people say she reeks just out of jealousy, and not because she actually does REEK?
Scruffy-looking = wigger.
4:40, the ones with no lives?
4:01, only if she hires Howard Stern and pretends that JJ is his kid. Then she'll peg out of "heart failure" pronto.
And she eats lollipops from a bathroom? Just when I thought she could not get any grosser, she ups the bar -- I mean, there are TODDLERS who wouldn't!
Living like a college girl: ie not washing her hair. Seriously, she knows shes gonna have her picture taken, why doesnt she sort her life out? she does my head in.
Let's be honest people. She was not drinking alchol, she was tripping balls on E. Lollipops and Orange Juice a dead giveaway. What role model and definatly mother of the year!
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Does that skanky bitch EVER wash her fucking hair?!? She even looks like she smells of days-old sweat and urine.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Ha ha ha...Grimace.....I always love your blogs Todd!
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Maybe it's just the pic but it appears Shitney's balding, though I suppose that's what changing your hair color every other day will do to you.
P.S. Yay!! Shout out to Grimace!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
Wow. Every time I think, "Can it possibly get worse?" she proves that it can and does. Look at that five-head. And the black hair isn't hiding the grease, girl. She's so lazy - instead of just washing her real hair, she just buys new hair until it's all ratty and greasy.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Wow. Every time I think, "Can it possibly get worse?" she proves that it can and does. Look at that five-head. And the black hair isn't hiding the grease, girl. She's so lazy - instead of just washing her real hair, she just buys new hair until it's all ratty and greasy.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
i'm guessing that "lollipop" she was sucking on was actually a urinal cake.
By me, on 11:26 AM
The Grimace.....lol...love you Todd!
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Dude, she is definitely rolling something major...."Chomping lollipops"? Been there, done that and I have the dilated peoples to prove it.
By Manny, on 11:29 AM
Man girlfriend needs a shower and an an internal cleanse as well from eating all that nasty fast food. She has the money to get the best personal trainers money could buy, what a dumbass loser
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
She dresses alot like my older sister.
Granted, my older sister dressed like that in 19 fucking 86.
Maybe her children are hidden in that hideously large jacket???
By joejoe, on 11:37 AM
Britney is such a great example to her little sister Jamie Lynn, an example of what NOT to do, hope she doesnt follow in her footsteps, also gotta feel bad for her two kids, makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it.
Brit is a lost cause for sure!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
Why are we still hearing about her?
What has she done career wise in 3 years?
By Tazznum1, on 11:47 AM
Lessee....the only time I like lollipops and non-alcoholic beverages and yet am "completely hammered" is after I've had little blue pills with dolphins on them for dinner. Very nice, Twitney. LA > Miami > NYC > next stop....Ibiza?
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Are these photos taken from FASHION WEEK? She's at a primo NY fashion event (meanwhile, trying to get her "career" back on track) and STILL dresses like this? How does she get out of her house every day?
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
She looks like she should be on HBO's Hookers at the Point. Where the hell did she get the jacket? And why does she keep wearing it?
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
"I mean, how many times does the cashier have to tell her that the McRib doesn't come with marshmallows?"
Classic, Todd.
And oh, Happy Belated Birthday you funny mother fucker.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
I bet Britney was considering suicide when McDonalds announced the McRib Farewell tour.
By Brandy, on 12:10 PM
If she keeps this up, she'll be able to challenge Mayor McCheese for control of McDonaldland.
Hell, she's already eaten all of the "Fry Guys" and took a chunk out of Ronald McDonald.
By jeditemple, on 12:24 PM
She's definitely got the early 90's Nick Cage hairline down. Balding, no doubt about it.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
How does everyone know it's Todd's birthday? I read this site everyday and I never found out. Happy belated Birthday Todd! You're a quirky Aquarius!!
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
It's Jenny's birthday today too. Crazy Aquarius people all over this site!
Happy Birthdays Todd and Jenny!
By sarah, on 12:35 PM
ummm doesnt this stupid hoe have kids??? glad to see she is setting a fine example for her kids!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
whats up guys.
Anna Nicole Smith is dead.
Who would still "do" her, after she's been dead for 5 minutes? I would, if I was drinking.
By j-bird, on 12:54 PM
j-bird, that's just disrespectful. A woman has died and there's nothing funny about that.
By jeditemple, on 1:05 PM
I'm with J-bird. Rear entry only though.
Hey Britney, big news! The suicide suite just opened up at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida. Why don't you go check yourself in for a short stay???
(jeshhh...seriously, I wonder how much that room is going to go for now?? Nice press for HRC...maybe they did it?)
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
What kinda of bathroom just has lollipops laying around in it? And what kind of person would eat lollipops from a bathroom? Doesn't she realize all the bacteria and microscopic residue thats just floating around in the air in a bathroom? Thats just disgusting!
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
uh...lollypops + OJ - Alcohol + dancing all nite and acting totally wasted = ECSTASY
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
25 year old and female and balding??
she's really taking this trailer trash thing to the limit.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
j-bird; have some respect, that was just too soon!
OK, now its funny
By X24, on 3:34 PM
After hearding about Anna Nicole's death I just had a weird thought that Britney might just 'accidentally on purpose' overdose or something.
I mean really, she has to be going through some major depression issues to sink this low. I mean she was low before don't get me wrong, but now it's like she is so reckless-it's as if she doesn't care if she lives or dies.
The balding alone could do it.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
After hearding about Anna Nicole's death I just had a weird thought that Britney might just 'accidentally on purpose' overdose or something.
I mean really, she has to be going through some major depression issues to sink this low. I mean she was low before don't get me wrong, but now it's like she is so reckless-it's as if she doesn't care if she lives or dies.
The balding alone could do it.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
oh please give her a break. its what millions of people her age do on saturday nights lol
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
puta
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
I doubt Shitney has bathed since her last golden shower from Fed-X.
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
You know, I try to wash my hair every other day, three days maximum. It's pretty simple -- pour shampoo into hands, rub vigorously into wetted hair, lather up, and rinse in the shower with fingers working on the scalp. Then dry with a towel?
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR SHITNEY TO DO THAT? Can't she even PAY someone to do it for her -- any hair salon will?!
Instead, she walks around in a cloud of stinky crotch, sweaty feet, greasy hair, and zitty skin. Does she think that people say she reeks just out of jealousy, and not because she actually does REEK?
Scruffy-looking = wigger.
4:40, the ones with no lives?
4:01, only if she hires Howard Stern and pretends that JJ is his kid. Then she'll peg out of "heart failure" pronto.
And she eats lollipops from a bathroom? Just when I thought she could not get any grosser, she ups the bar -- I mean, there are TODDLERS who wouldn't!
By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM
Hair product instructions: "Lather, rinse, repeat."
With Britney it's: "Slather, wince, and eat!"
By Anonymous, on 7:06 PM
lollipops huh? probably coke or e made her chomp on those things all nite, doesn't really go with booze...
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
Greasy hair bulgin eyes what an ugly bitch she is
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
She looks like a mongoloid.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
Nothing puts weight on you like mcdonalds
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
And she turned down the scruffy looking guy? who does SHE think she is anyway? what makes her think she deserves a good looking guy?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
And she turned down the scruffy looking guy? who does SHE think she is anyway? what makes her think she deserves a good looking guy?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
Living like a college girl: ie not washing her hair.
Seriously, she knows shes gonna have her picture taken, why doesnt she sort her life out?
she does my head in.
By Stephy-J, on 5:06 AM
She looks like a nasty unwashed dyke in those pics. Why is this used up turd famous anymore except to laugh at??
By Anonymous, on 6:34 AM
Let's be honest people. She was not drinking alchol, she was tripping balls on E. Lollipops and Orange Juice a dead giveaway. What role model and definatly mother of the year!
By Anonymous, on 8:24 PM
She like a lot of celebrities are using the gay thing to increase their fame. its all a fad. i know the gay community is really pissed about it all to
By Anonymous, on 11:26 PM
Sounds like she was on Ecstasy to me.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
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