She looks like a crazy old woman in the two photos where she is laughing hysterically.
You know you've gone off the deep end, Brit, when Mariah's manager uses you, daily, as an example to make Mariah feel better about herself.
"No, no, Mariah, alot of people have brushed their teeth with a tampon and inserted an electric toothbrush in their vagina. Umm, look, quick, Britney is wearing a funky wig again...now THAT girl is wacked out, Mimi."
Never done that before, and now that I have, I don't see the allure. Reminds me of the time I tried, and was dissapointed by, eating cauliflower..........
Man, after seeing that pic of Jenny kissing that other woman, and now especially after seeing her rep Faith No More... now I really want to hit that shit doggystyle.
...who am I kidding. I'll settle for going down on her for 45 minutes. Women can't get any pleasure from normal vaginal intercourse. At least that's what my girlfriend tells me.
Isn't time she see a therapist or something? I'm really tired of looking at this trainwreck. I mean I understand, I've gone through my own cry for help, but DAMN at least I got on some good meds and saw a counselor! Or maybe she's just trying to pull a Mariah, you know, make a huge comeback after a breakdown?? But please can we give her a rest at least for a little while? I'm sure there's other stupid celebs we can make fun of in the meantime.
I left a comment yesterday about starting a Britney Suicide Pool. Hmm... I also gave her a while because she can afford the kind of medical attention that will avert ODs for a while. Give her until April to work up the stones to shoot herself.
Expect her to fuck that up too. She'll survive the attempt to shoot herself a quadriplegic.
Weird. I remember thinking a few days back when Anna Nicole died, "Huh. I wonder if Briteny will try to use this to her advantage by killing herself. The media coverage would be sensational."
Andressa said: here in brazil the fans are going crrrrazy!!!
LOL, are they? I don't even keep up with them anymore. I visited the britney.com.br forums yeasterday, and the fans were saying she went into rehab to "relax". LOL, delusional! Baldney's fans are sick.
NEVER SHOULD A HUMAN SAY TO ANOTHER THAT THEY SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES. WHAT IF SHE DID. HOW WOULD YOU ALL FEEL THEN? WOULD YOU FEEL GUILT? OR PRETEND YOU PLAYED NO PART? GOD SHALL BE YOUR JUDGE.
GO AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW IN WAYS LIKE THIS. THEN THEY CAN PERSONALLY KICK THE CRAP OUTTA YOU.
"My life is falling to pieces - somebody put me together"
Brillant video choice. I loved the touch with the baseball bat too. I adore your sense of humor Jenny. Oh, and if this offends anyone- go post love notes on Britney's website.
She totally discusts me, the illresponsible, and selfish cow.
GO AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW IN WAYS LIKE THIS. THEN THEY CAN PERSONALLY KICK THE CRAP OUTTA YOU. --------------------------------------
Judging from Britney's hefty lambchop arms, and beef shank thighs that is a valid threat. She looks like she could beat the shit out of just about anybody except Serena Williams.
Oh and f*** off moron, this is a celebrity bashing blog, not a group sensitivity blog.
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She looks like a crazy old woman in the two photos where she is laughing hysterically.
You know you've gone off the deep end, Brit, when Mariah's manager uses you, daily, as an example to make Mariah feel better about herself.
"No, no, Mariah, alot of people have brushed their teeth with a tampon and inserted an electric toothbrush in their vagina. Umm, look, quick, Britney is wearing a funky wig again...now THAT girl is wacked out, Mimi."
By joejoe, on 1:05 AM
Before I forget....first, bitches!
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Never done that before, and now that I have, I don't see the allure.
Reminds me of the time I tried, and was dissapointed by, eating cauliflower..........
By joejoe, on 1:10 AM
National Enquirer is bullshit
By Anonymous, on 2:56 AM
^ lol so are britney fans
By Anonymous, on 3:00 AM
It's not even fun any more, I hope Brit pulls through; nobody has her in our deadpool.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 AM
You should have posted the song "smack my bitch up." That would be more appropriate, because that's what that skanky attention whore needs.
By Anonymous, on 6:14 AM
Move over Brooke Shields, postpartum depression has a new spokeswoman!
By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM
Who gives a shit about Britney Spears? Oh, obviously the 80% of the free world for whatever reason.
By Slick Rick the ruler, on 7:12 AM
now the fans are shaving their hair as well!
all because of britney!
i just wonder what is going to happen if she kills herself!
lol
here in brazil the fans are going crrrrazy!!!
By Andressa, on 7:14 AM
Hurry up and die.
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
Killing herself is the absolute best career move she could make.
In fact, it's about the only career move she could make at this point.
I hope she doesn't do it yet...at least not before she resorts to hard core anal porn.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
Man, after seeing that pic of Jenny kissing that other woman, and now especially after seeing her rep Faith No More... now I really want to hit that shit doggystyle.
...who am I kidding. I'll settle for going down on her for 45 minutes. Women can't get any pleasure from normal vaginal intercourse. At least that's what my girlfriend tells me.
By Jim, on 7:43 AM
celeb bashing is all good fun till someone loses an eye.
By damo, on 7:46 AM
Nice cankles!
By fubar, on 7:49 AM
Isn't time she see a therapist or something? I'm really tired of looking at this trainwreck. I mean I understand, I've gone through my own cry for help, but DAMN at least I got on some good meds and saw a counselor! Or maybe she's just trying to pull a Mariah, you know, make a huge comeback after a breakdown?? But please can we give her a rest at least for a little while? I'm sure there's other stupid celebs we can make fun of in the meantime.
By Exangel, on 8:16 AM
YAWN...who cares!
By Anonymous, on 8:30 AM
I left a comment yesterday about starting a Britney Suicide Pool. Hmm... I also gave her a while because she can afford the kind of medical attention that will avert ODs for a while. Give her until April to work up the stones to shoot herself.
Expect her to fuck that up too. She'll survive the attempt to shoot herself a quadriplegic.
By Russ, on 8:35 AM
Wow, she is REALLY channeling Carol Channing in those last 2 pics. Scary.
By UserZed, on 8:49 AM
awesome choice of video. patton is the man. Now there's someone that never let fame screw him up! Brit could learn something from FNM.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
she's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
Weird. I remember thinking a few days back when Anna Nicole died, "Huh. I wonder if Briteny will try to use this to her advantage by killing herself. The media coverage would be sensational."
I am so fucking smart.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
That song by Faith No More is perfect to describe Britney.
By jeditemple, on 10:43 AM
What the fuck?? Is it just me, or does Shitney spend more time with the dog than her neglected kids??!!
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
Gum, gum, friggin gum. I hate how she's always got a wad of gum prominently displayed in her yap.
By Vigilante, on 1:02 PM
Can I make a song suggestion/request for the next 'Britney Meltdown Thread'?
Misery by Soul Asylum..;)
'Frustrated Incorporated..'....'Put me out of my misery...'.....'All you suicide kings and you drama queens'.....
By joejoe, on 2:58 PM
it's just too much crazy for the last weeks, i need to stop looking on here...since ANS died it's been totally insane!
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
Andressa said:
here in brazil the fans are going crrrrazy!!!
LOL, are they? I don't even keep up with them anymore. I visited the britney.com.br forums yeasterday, and the fans were saying she went into rehab to "relax". LOL, delusional! Baldney's fans are sick.
So, how long until this girl pulls a Anna Nicole?
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
NEVER SHOULD A HUMAN SAY TO ANOTHER THAT THEY SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES. WHAT IF SHE DID. HOW WOULD YOU ALL FEEL THEN? WOULD YOU FEEL GUILT? OR PRETEND YOU PLAYED NO PART? GOD SHALL BE YOUR JUDGE.
GO AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW IN WAYS LIKE THIS. THEN THEY CAN PERSONALLY KICK THE CRAP OUTTA YOU.
FUCKING LOSERS
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
"My life is falling to pieces - somebody put me together"
Brillant video choice. I loved the touch with the baseball bat too. I adore your sense of humor Jenny. Oh, and if this offends anyone- go post love notes on Britney's website.
She totally discusts me, the illresponsible, and selfish cow.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
GO AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW IN WAYS LIKE THIS. THEN THEY CAN PERSONALLY KICK THE CRAP OUTTA YOU.
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Judging from Britney's hefty lambchop arms, and beef shank thighs that is a valid threat. She looks like she could beat the shit out of just about anybody except Serena Williams.
Oh and f*** off moron, this is a celebrity bashing blog, not a group sensitivity blog.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
hells yeah, i love MIKE PATTON!!!!
By thejadeisme, on 12:05 PM
Having a Faith No More video tacked to a blog item about her is the best thing that's happened to Britney Spears since becoming a mother.
By othergames, on 6:05 PM
Glad you guys are diggin' the song/video choice. I have a HUGE crush on that Mike Patton. If you hook me up, I promise to share, maybe.
By Jenny, on 1:42 AM
Faith no more fucking rule!! and Britney is just fucking scary
By mariah707, on 8:48 PM
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