I really love her and i don't care what do you think or say about her because even if you dont' carewiuth her music she help a lot of people. I'm from argentina sorry my bad english but that doesn't change the fact that she is in my heart.
she sounded pretty good when she sang "stand by me"...a bit like a goat though but it was better than everything else that she sang.hell she sounded pretty good when she was a lil kid as well but it seems like she was losing her talent when she got big. now she always just lip-synchs her performances and has a good production team that when she does work in a studio they can smoothen out her voice.
and jenny that made me laugh my ass off ahahahah. you need to post more because todd's jokes are weak as shit and hes a racist fat bastard.
My favorite Britney video will always be the one where she's talking about time travel and repeatedly saying, HUH!??!?" That's better than ANY of her CDs.
i was once a teenybopper, so naturally i have most of britney's albums. and to be fair, she sounds just like that on all of them, so it shouldn't be a big surprise that she sounds like that all the time. it's weird watching the video though, she seems like a completely different person, especially in the stand by me clip, she always seems....dare i say it? somewhat intelligent...wow.
How the fuck does any "singer" not know the words to "Stand By Me"? That song is one of the first songs everyone learns in voice training. Uh, she wasn't professionally trained before she started making millions for being a shitty singer. Never mind.
umm why is everyone acting like this all groundbreaking news??? Britney couldnt sing when she first came out and still cant sing now thanks to her smoking habit. People were in denial about her lack of talent and now it seems like everyone pretending a big secret has been revealed.
She sounds so... throaty - like she's singing with her throat closed or something. She tries too hard to sound soulful. Ugh. It's painful enough to listen to her talk with the baby voice but her singing is horrible. She only got a record deal because the record company knew they could use her to tap the pedophile market.
Well, in Britney's defense, I was singing along on my headphones and trying to hit a Mariah high note one night at 3am and my upstairs neighbor called the cops and told them it sounded like a woman was being attacked downstairs. Imagine the egg on my face when I told the South Philly cops I was just singing. So, even though Britney's a huge asshole, she can still sing better than me.
I wonder if because of Britney's smoking will she ever be in need of those electronic voice boxes that people use when they lose their larynx? It would be an improvement.
Anyway, Brit used to be cute. Who knew that she'd become a (un)washed-up, trashed-out, has-been in one decade?! But please, shut up! Proof that anyone can become a famous "singer" thanks to the miracle of computer technology.
I feel really bad because, I really want to say "MAN SHE SUCKS!" but I don't think she was awful. I mean, she has talent, but I do agree that some of the current and former Amer Idol kids are much better. She wasn't as bad as I was expecting I guess.
man, it's amazing how dressing cute and being clean can trick people into thinking you're talented. i'll be the first to admit i was a huge britney fan back in the day... looking back at these videos should make her absolutely cry, to see what years of smoking, not bathing, baby-making, and just generally being nasty white trash with money can do to a person...
am i the only one who can remember the day when Christina was the 'trashy' singer and Britney was the 'pop princess' who could do no wrong?? man have times changed...
I was never a Shitney fan and never will be. Anyone who admits to once being a fan of hers should be banned from posting here. You've made her what she is and now we all have to suffer. For that, I cannot forgive you.
Try pressing the 'Preview' button, and NOT the 'Publish Your Comment' button, if you're not 100% sure you've said exactly what you'd like to say.
Oh, and I hope you work out your issues with the word 'just'.... Since you posted virtually the same thing 4 times. The only difference in any of the 4 posts being your placement of the word 'just'...
I'd say you're dumb as far as Britney fans go, but, I've never met many Britney fans. As a 28 yr old HETEROsexual I don't cross paths with too many of yous....
BTW, Jenny -- Vegas Resident, have a great weekend. You know, NBA All Star Weekend and all....;)
I hate you.
Hahaha
(I'm only bitter because Mexico City has better chances of getting an NBA team than my beloved city of Toronto has of hosting All Star Weekend. Fucking David Stern...)
hey look at that dudes looking decent comapare to what guys wear today with that GAY shit with the pants hanging down their asses what the fuck is that shit about ,,is like the worst they look they feel good to look liks assholes back then when they made that video people care to look good not today what a shame
A lot of people here have no clue what they are talking about. She sings pretty OK. If you don't like her it's fine. But don't be so unfair or so clueless and trash her for her vocal abilities.
She 'trills' too much. Someone posted here that she sings from the throat- she does and it shows. No use of her diaphragm.As a 'professional singer' wouldn't it be wise to employ a voice coach if not to get better just to keep on top of your craft? Really. No one who makes a living singing should smoke - well esp. a woman- it changes/deepens the voice. Thanks for the Jetts video. Creepy, those fuckers are all related I think. Sure hope she wasn't serenading her brother in that video. They're Polynesian.
Anonymous said... ,,is like the worst they look they feel good to look liks assholes back then when they made that video people care to look good not today what a shame
Seems like her musical ability has gone down through the years...but then again with her lifestyle its no surprise.
Vocal cords are like muscles, you have to work them out and smoking and drinking not to mention the fact that she hasn't sung in a couple of years...its no wonder.
I've never been a fan of Britney but she's a good performer a la Janet not really much of a singer, however I think she sounded decent singing: "ehhhuuhh I was the game he would plaaaayyayayay... ahhuhhh All right... (unintelligible)... uhhehhuh Then like a ray ehhuhh of light... uuhhhh You came my way one niiiiiuhiuhiuhght..." The rest of it meh.
she doesn't sing -that- awfully actually, just way too throaty and pretentious with the ouuuhhaaaahhh that replaces every single vowel. she hasn't had professional training, though, and that's the way most teenagers try to sing along to their headphones. sadly, no one ever corrected her. :/
and dude, to think she was pretty and not disgustingly trashy once upon a time - as recent as three years ago even.
Ha! I haven't seen that Jets video in forever. I remember when that was all over the radio. I didn't even realize that's what Britney was TRYING to sing.
She sounds like a goat in heat. props to the producers that made her a star they have the real talent. Its all smoke and mirrors people. That is why she always lip synchs in concerts. Spend your money on other stuff and let this ho crawl back under the trailer she came from
ffft. if you've ever seen a video of people use protools/antares etc on someone who really can't sing it does no good. she's not great but she CAN sing and if she couldn't she never would have made it into the new mouseketeers. that said, i'm scarred for life by seeing those pictures of her gash :(
my goodness, she can carry a tune... pretty much.... but she has no range.... no wonder she won't sing at her *concerts*. ANd I really hate the *quivery* thing she does. BLECH.
I don't really think she's that bad, she's just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. If she were some random girl who sang at some stupid assembly she'd be really impressive. She's just not talented enough to get paid to sing.
I wonder if because of Britney's smoking will she ever be in need of those electronic voice boxes that people use when they lose their larynx? It would be an improvement.
shes an ok singer.. better performer. she sounds good when she sang stand by me. and she was great when she was younger. i think as she got older, and when she got signed, it became less about her voice and more about the marketing so she didnt have to practice or try so hard.
All these teenybopper performers have the same sound...I couldn't tell a Britney from a Jessica from an Ashley. Music and vocals take a back seat to choreography, makeup and costumes. With so many talented people out there with amazing voices I can't believe people spend their money on this canned garbage. Maybe it's just not my thing.
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No surprise here. She sucks the chrome off any trailer hitch!
By chuggdog, on 3:49 PM
Fuck. I just watched again. that is terrible. absolutely terrible.
By chuggdog, on 3:51 PM
MY GAWD... she can not sing at all!! She really does suck!
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
shes not that bad.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
^ Says the only fan she has left.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
OMG! I thought she could sing better than that! I always thought she had a strange sound but damn......
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Anonymous said...
shes not that bad.
3:59 PM
I guess Britney has internet access in rehab.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Will somebody PLEASE LET THE CAT OUT???!!!
Fuck!
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Were i Britney i would make sure to never sing live, and make sure there was no evidence that i couldn't sing
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
First off, I can't sing, I'll admit that much. Not that it matters, I'm a drummer anyways.
I'd say she's monotone, but she's far too tone deaf even for that.
I'd trust Marlee Matlin to tune one of my drumkits more than I would Britney....
By joejoe, on 4:15 PM
I was playing this at home and my dog and cat just shot each other.
By jeditemple, on 4:17 PM
I really love her and i don't care what do you think or say about her because even if you dont' carewiuth her music she help a lot of people.
I'm from argentina sorry my bad english but that doesn't change the fact that she is in my heart.
By Shanshunet, on 4:18 PM
she sounded pretty good when she sang "stand by me"...a bit like a goat though but it was better than everything else that she sang.hell she sounded pretty good when she was a lil kid as well but it seems like she was losing her talent when she got big. now she always just lip-synchs her performances and has a good production team that when she does work in a studio they can smoothen out her voice.
and jenny that made me laugh my ass off ahahahah. you need to post more because todd's jokes are weak as shit and hes a racist fat bastard.
By prettyboy, on 4:20 PM
Does living in Argentina make you deaf and love people who abuse and ignore their small children?
Hey, that place sounds awesome!
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
ROFLMAO @ Jeditemple.
My favorite Britney video will always be the one where she's talking about time travel and repeatedly saying, HUH!??!?" That's better than ANY of her CDs.
By Piquebu, on 4:21 PM
4:04, you made me choke on my coffee. That's the funniest thing I've read all week!
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
"I was playing this at home and my dog and cat just shot each other."
LMAO.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
i was once a teenybopper, so naturally i have most of britney's albums. and to be fair, she sounds just like that on all of them, so it shouldn't be a big surprise that she sounds like that all the time. it's weird watching the video though, she seems like a completely different person, especially in the stand by me clip, she always seems....dare i say it? somewhat intelligent...wow.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
i miss the old britney...at least she used to wash her hair and look decent :(
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
my ears are now bleeding profusely.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
Is anyone surprised that girl can't song as if anyone was really listening to her voice:)LOL
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
How the fuck does any "singer" not know the words to "Stand By Me"? That song is one of the first songs everyone learns in voice training. Uh, she wasn't professionally trained before she started making millions for being a shitty singer. Never mind.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Ahhh, The Jets. Takes me back to high school. *sigh*
By Piquebu, on 4:43 PM
i've heard cats fuck with more harmony.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
She sounds like an American Idol reject that gets made fun of.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
umm why is everyone acting like this all groundbreaking news??? Britney couldnt sing when she first came out and still cant sing now thanks to her smoking habit. People were in denial about her lack of talent and now it seems like everyone pretending a big secret has been revealed.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
She sounds so... throaty - like she's singing with her throat closed or something. She tries too hard to sound soulful. Ugh. It's painful enough to listen to her talk with the baby voice but her singing is horrible. She only got a record deal because the record company knew they could use her to tap the pedophile market.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
whats the deal with the second video?
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
Shut up, 4:55. Let the grown-ups remind the kids that Britney sucks.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
anon 4:46, that cracked me up.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
The Jets - They're Mormon Samoans. That video takes me back.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
haha those are some nice mullets in that second vid
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
Well, in Britney's defense, I was singing along on my headphones and trying to hit a Mariah high note one night at 3am and my upstairs neighbor called the cops and told them it sounded like a woman was being attacked downstairs. Imagine the egg on my face when I told the South Philly cops I was just singing. So, even though Britney's a huge asshole, she can still sing better than me.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
I wonder if because of Britney's smoking will she ever be in need of those electronic voice boxes that people use when they lose their larynx? It would be an improvement.
By Brandy, on 6:31 PM
Ha! I knew she was singing the Jets. I had that cassette when I was like 7 or 8. Loved it!
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
why do ppl care so much about her?? i say just stop posting things about her and just move on
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
why do ppl care so much about her? i say stop posting stuff about her and just move on........
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
why are ppl so interested in her? i say just stop posting stuff about her and move on...
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
why do ppl care so much about her. i say stop posting stuff about her and move on
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
she can actually sing better than i thought she could
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
^ LOL @ the Britney fans up there. So dumb. So sad.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
she sounds like that on the cds. i don't really see a difference.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
OMG! I remember that video. God I'm old....
Anyway, Brit used to be cute. Who knew that she'd become a (un)washed-up, trashed-out, has-been in one decade?! But please, shut up! Proof that anyone can become a famous "singer" thanks to the miracle of computer technology.
By CheeryBitch, on 7:24 PM
Good fucking god. My farts can carry a better tune than this fuckwhore.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
I feel really bad because, I really want to say "MAN SHE SUCKS!" but I don't think she was awful. I mean, she has talent, but I do agree that some of the current and former Amer Idol kids are much better. She wasn't as bad as I was expecting I guess.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
If you want to see just how far she has fallen check out "Sometimes" on You Tube. It's hard to believe it is the same person.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
Bitch.
Can't.
Sing.
The people who think she can must been tone deaf and have very LOW expectations.
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
man, it's amazing how dressing cute and being clean can trick people into thinking you're talented. i'll be the first to admit i was a huge britney fan back in the day... looking back at these videos should make her absolutely cry, to see what years of smoking, not bathing, baby-making, and just generally being nasty white trash with money can do to a person...
am i the only one who can remember the day when Christina was the 'trashy' singer and Britney was the 'pop princess' who could do no wrong?? man have times changed...
By Meagan, on 7:42 PM
Someone decided to tell us to stop posting about Shitney and move on . . .
and posted it not once, twice or three times even, but FOUR BLOODY TIMES!
Oh the hilarious irony!
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
She manages to come across like she can sing because she tries to sound soulful, however, don't be fooled.
She sings from her throat and really strains her voice. If she could sing, it wouldn't sound like she was gargling or choking on sperm.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
I was never a Shitney fan and never will be. Anyone who admits to once being a fan of hers should be banned from posting here. You've made her what she is and now we all have to suffer. For that, I cannot forgive you.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
Anonymous said...
why do ppl care so much about her?? i say just stop posting things about her and just move on
6:43 PM
Anonymous said...
why do ppl care so much about her? i say stop posting stuff about her and just move on........
6:44 PM
Anonymous said...
why are ppl so interested in her? i say just stop posting stuff about her and move on...
6:44 PM
Anonymous said...
why do ppl care so much about her. i say stop posting stuff about her and move on
6:45 PM
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Dear Indecisive Idiot,
Try pressing the 'Preview' button, and NOT the 'Publish Your Comment' button, if you're not 100% sure you've said exactly what you'd like to say.
Oh, and I hope you work out your issues with the word 'just'....
Since you posted virtually the same thing 4 times. The only difference in any of the 4 posts being your placement of the word 'just'...
I'd say you're dumb as far as Britney fans go, but, I've never met many Britney fans.
As a 28 yr old HETEROsexual I don't cross paths with too many of yous....
By joejoe, on 9:35 PM
BTW, Jenny -- Vegas Resident, have a great weekend. You know, NBA All Star Weekend and all....;)
I hate you.
Hahaha
(I'm only bitter because Mexico City has better chances of getting an NBA team than my beloved city of Toronto has of hosting All Star Weekend. Fucking David Stern...)
By joejoe, on 9:42 PM
that bitch can't sing she neve did all she did was lypsinc she just looked good Back then not now ,she sucks ass now
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
hey look at that dudes looking decent comapare to what guys wear today with that GAY shit with the pants hanging down their asses what the fuck is that shit about ,,is like the worst they look they feel good to look liks assholes back then when they made that video people care to look good not today what a shame
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
she hits a lot of flat notes.
By livvie, on 10:41 PM
A lot of people here have no clue what they are talking about. She sings pretty OK. If you don't like her it's fine. But don't be so unfair or so clueless and trash her for her vocal abilities.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
She 'trills' too much. Someone posted here that she sings from the throat- she does and it shows. No use of her diaphragm.As a 'professional singer' wouldn't it be wise to employ a voice coach if not to get better just to keep on top of your craft? Really.
No one who makes a living singing should smoke - well esp. a woman- it changes/deepens the voice.
Thanks for the Jetts video. Creepy, those fuckers are all related I think. Sure hope she wasn't serenading her brother in that video. They're Polynesian.
I LOVE THOSE PINEAPPLE CHUCKERS!
By the mange, on 6:52 AM
Anonymous said... ,,is like the worst they look they feel good to look liks assholes back then when they made that video people care to look good not today what a shame
10:22 PM
ok, um, what?
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
Seems like her musical ability has gone down through the years...but then again with her lifestyle its no surprise.
Vocal cords are like muscles, you have to work them out and smoking and drinking not to mention the fact that she hasn't sung in a couple of years...its no wonder.
By Anonymous, on 7:49 AM
(unintelligible) = "He brought the clouds to my day"
By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
Now she's completely gone Batshit. She's shaved her head...WTF?
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
aghhhh my ears!
she was a good dancer, though, back in the day
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Wow. That is not good. She can sing, but not any better than your average street performer.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
I've never been a fan of Britney but she's a good performer a la Janet not really much of a singer, however I think she sounded decent singing: "ehhhuuhh I was the game he would plaaaayyayayay... ahhuhhh All right... (unintelligible)... uhhehhuh Then like a ray ehhuhh of light... uuhhhh You came my way one niiiiiuhiuhiuhght..." The rest of it meh.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
she doesn't sing -that- awfully actually, just way too throaty and pretentious with the ouuuhhaaaahhh that replaces every single vowel. she hasn't had professional training, though, and that's the way most teenagers try to sing along to their headphones. sadly, no one ever corrected her. :/
and dude, to think she was pretty and not disgustingly trashy once upon a time - as recent as three years ago even.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
she's bald and stuff
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
Ha! I haven't seen that Jets video in forever. I remember when that was all over the radio. I didn't even realize that's what Britney was TRYING to sing.
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
I always thought she was an expert at faking to sing.Ill give her that.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
She is just being silly. I love her.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Instead of shaving her head, she should have reached down her throat and shaved off her useless vocal cords.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
She sounds like a goat in heat. props to the producers that made her a star they have the real talent. Its all smoke and mirrors people. That is why she always lip synchs in concerts. Spend your money on other stuff and let this ho crawl back under the trailer she came from
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
"He brought the clouds to my day" <- the unintelligible part.
Yup, I've became proficient in Mumblian after an internship at a farm where they were shooting porn with retard kids.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
ffft. if you've ever seen a video of people use protools/antares etc on someone who really can't sing it does no good. she's not great but she CAN sing and if she couldn't she never would have made it into the new mouseketeers. that said, i'm scarred for life by seeing those pictures of her gash :(
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
my goodness, she can carry a tune... pretty much.... but she has no range.... no wonder she won't sing at her *concerts*. ANd I really hate the *quivery* thing she does. BLECH.
Christina Aguilera kicks her arse voice wise.
By nunayobizness, on 12:54 PM
Oh snap, the Jets!!!!!!! How could I have forgotten their musical greatness??
By stella55, on 1:06 PM
She's britney!!! wow!!! (I remember)
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
She sings better than I thought she could... I'm a singer and this doesnt sound half bad... but that baby voice shit IS annoying as HELL
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
She is awful. She sings like a four year old. Jesus. Make it wrong!
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
I don't really think she's that bad, she's just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. If she were some random girl who sang at some stupid assembly she'd be really impressive. She's just not talented enough to get paid to sing.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 PM
What Jenny means to say is:
Britney Spears is a Really Well Singer
ect.
Sorry to be late getting here... I've been correcting much more important bullshit on the rest of the Intarwebs.
now go and sin no more.
Cap'n Correction... Awayyyyyyyyyyyyy...
By Cap'n Correction, on 2:19 AM
britney sings from a well? well, oh well, she still sucks.
By good wellington, on 2:26 AM
I wonder if because of Britney's smoking will she ever be in need of those electronic voice boxes that people use when they lose their larynx? It would be an improvement.
6:31 PM
this is funny!! well said.
By justpassing, on 7:49 AM
shes an ok singer.. better performer. she sounds good when she sang stand by me. and she was great when she was younger. i think as she got older, and when she got signed, it became less about her voice and more about the marketing so she didnt have to practice or try so hard.
By Diz, on 1:19 PM
All these teenybopper performers have the same sound...I couldn't tell a Britney from a Jessica from an Ashley. Music and vocals take a back seat to choreography, makeup and costumes. With so many talented people out there with amazing voices I can't believe people spend their money on this canned garbage. Maybe it's just not my thing.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
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