Britney Spears is a Wonderful Mother

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  • So basically she's too stupid and lazy to care for her kids, but she doesn't want them liking the nanny better than her. Stupid cow, I hope she chokes on her next E tablet.

    Those kids are NEVER going to have anyone who cares shit about them, because loving Maw will keep firing the women who actually like the poor little spuds. And I bet she's looking for a new lesbian lover in a nanny -- sex AND babycare all in one. That's why she wants a young pretty one.

    "Overwhelmed"? Well, you stupid bitch, you should have thought of that before you got knocked up. You just know that if Shitney weren't a rich star, she would have dumped those kids in the hospital waiting room and hoofed it.

    Is that JJ or SP in the picture?

    And I'm so, so glad that they are reporting her all over. They seriously need to give those kids to some relative -- even Lynn "Pimp" Spears would be a better option for them.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • Anonymous 11:37,

    That's Sean P. in the pictures. There aren't any (reliable) pictures of Jayden's face yet, other than one which was around last week pictured with the back of someone's head who wasn't Britney. Which is why we didn't post it.

    By Jenny, on 11:40 AM  

  • Whatever happened to her porn star mustache "Manny"?

    By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

  • it's so sad.. i'm a mother of a 11 months old boy, too and there's nothing in this world i could care more for... i hope someone will help this two little boys and give them a proper home and a caring and loving mummy. (nanny maybe?) britney surely does not deserve them.

    By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM  

  • I've said it before, and I'll say it again: male grizzly bears have better parenting skills than Britney Spears.

    Call me crazy, but the nanny in the photos doesn't look so young and hip. Rather she looks old and close to a hip replacement.

    By joejoe, on 11:47 AM  

  • You can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can';t take the trailer park out of the trash. Christ Almighty. Am I alone in thinking it's time to start a Britney Spears suicide pool?

    She's clearly batshit crazy, and the only way she can possibly top herself now is to blow her stubbly scalp off with her bodyguard's pistol. If she's gonna do it we might as well profit by it. I'm giving her until April 10th, figuring she can afford good enough medical care to avoid ODs and alcohol poisoning until then.

    By Russ, on 11:49 AM  

  • Is there something wrong with me that I think its hot that Britney gets naked in front of the help?

    By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM  

  • Michael Jackson is willing to adopt those kids.

    By dm, on 12:00 PM  

  • That picture really IS 'priceless'. And sadly hilarious.

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • " Anonymous said...

    Is there something wrong with me that I think its hot that Britney gets naked in front of the help?"


    No the thought of Britney's saggy torpedo titties, lipo and tummy tuck scars and cellulite ass is not ever hot.

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • Yeah! It's good to see those pics of 'Harry Jammer' again! You can see when Brit is just about to drop SP that it's 'Harry Jammer' to the rescue!

    By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

  • it's really sad to see two kids with both of their parents unfit to care for them.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • "a pinata and a chicken"

    That just cracks me up...

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • That nanny that is holding SP was the one that she blamed the skull fracture on.

    Amazing that they waited a few days to take him to the hospital - so they can say they didn't do it, the nanny did.

    By Tazznum1, on 12:39 PM  

  • jenny you are so hot i masterbade every time i come to ur site and see your name next to the "posted by",,,,please de-virginize me

    By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

  • You know Britney was mad they had to stop what they were doing so the nanny could feed the baby.

    By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

  • Agreed, "pinata and chicken" was hilarious...

    Why havent we ever seen that other baby?

    By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM  

  • Actually they were on an escalator going down. Like her life and career.

    By Tazznum1, on 12:53 PM  

  • I don't think it's possible to hate somebody as much as I hate that piece of shit. OD already.

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • aren't some of those statements by the nanny similar to what Anna Nicole's nanny said? it really wouldn't be difficult to sterilize people when they become actors and models.

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • ...and lip-synching fake singers...

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • Look her fake ass laughing while she's driving with Sean in her lap. Whoever believed she was in fear for her life and made excuses for this lame excuse for a mother is a fucking dumbass! And those who still make excuses for her and blame everyone else for her problems - you're as looney as she is!

    By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM  

  • Whatever happened to her porn star mustache "Manny"?

    You mean Pornstar/Body Guard Harry Jammer. Off making a movie, I guess.

    By jeditemple, on 1:25 PM  

  • i think she looks pretty hot in the "priceless" beater. not michelle rodriguez hot, but still hot.

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • ^ lol!

    By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

  • in the words of nelson "haha"

    By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

  • Is the main pic new? Is she wearing her new wig? Priceless indeed.

    By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM  

  • ^ no that's not new. read before you comment.

    By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

  • ahhh for the good ol' days of Britney and her Manny Nanny...Jesus: It seems like a million years and 226 mental breakdowns ago...

    By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM  

  • you know who i despise as much as i despise britney at this point? all the fucked up "britney fans" who are STILL defending this complete sack of shit. i read a few different celebrity blogs each day and i cannot belive the people who are posting comments defending her EVEN AFTER stuff like this comes out. i don't blame her parents, i don't blame k-fed, i blame the stupid fans who kept adoring her no matter what she did to get us to this circus we have today. there has never been this much attention on britney and i promise you, she is completely feeding off the publicity.

    By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

  • WTF! That stupid bitch should not be allowed to be alone with the kids! Driving with the top down with your baby in the backseat??? What a stupid cow!! Poor things.

    By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM  

  • I know she's fucked up because if she actually gave a shit she'd hide out for a bit, get the best shrink her millions could buy to combat her obvious postpartum psychosis and stay the fuck away from nightclubs and Paris Hilton.

    She whines about the paprazzi all the time, and they might try to come after her more if she hides out, but at least if she goes out it should be to the park with her kids or fucking Whole Foods, not to coke-den LA clubs.

    She could have salvaged what was left of her career and image months ago if she just knew the meaning of "laying low". But she doesn't care if people talk about her. She'll definitely go over the edge if people do stop talking about her and trying to take her picture.

    This bitch is so fucked up. You can tell if anyone even does try to call her on her BS that they're dead to her.

    By Hyperbole, on 3:51 PM  

  • If DFS saw pictures of any other mother driving with her kid in her lap, or the repeated dropping, or just what an all around fucktard she was, they'd snatch those kids right up. Why does she even want custody? WTF?

    By sallyblue, on 3:57 PM  

  • crash & burn!! britany should be a poster child for an iq test to be given before becoming a parent!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM  

  • I don't know if what the Nanny said is true but if it is, Britney really does deserve to die. I really does hope she die. I mean it. She's fucking those kids up so badly because she's denying them the one thing children need the most ... a fucking BOND!

    She's a heartless, self-centered whore, with or without the nanny news being true, and I can't believe some people are saying she's doing this because she'a fraid she'll lose her children. Yeah, she's so broken up about being apart from her kids she hasn't spent more than an hour with them since they were born ...

    By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM  

  • "She could have salvaged what was left of her career and image months ago if she just knew the meaning of "laying low". But she doesn't care if people talk about her."

    YES! THat's exactly it. With all of her resources/money, she could have left her kids with Lynne Spears and just gone into hiding for a little while. Every star who has done this seems to come out fine in the end. Two people I can think of off-hand--Mariah Carey and Ellen DeGeneres. They slipped into obscurity for a year or two, then made successful comebacks.

    The bottom line is that she's too stupid not to have let this happen. Depressed or not, it was all within her control and simply her choice.

    By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM  

  • any way we can call CPS--Child Protective Services on her ass and get the boys AWAY from her? She is so ignorant about children, it is SCARY!

    By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM  

  • if she wasn't famous, she would've lost those kids a long time ago

    By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM  

  • child abuse in all forms needs to stop. we need to start demanding that people be kind to their children. just like peta defends animal rights we need to start sending the message that neglecting and or abusing your children will not be tolerated and you will be an outcast to society regardless of what problems you have caused for yourself like getting into drugs or staying up all night drinking.

    I just came from my local home depot and saw a 5 year old and infant in a truck by themselves. I notified home depot staff and together we called the cops. how many children are being mistreated in this country?

    these stupid little girls have babies to please their boyfriends and then they realize how hard it is to raise them and they just give up hope and leave strangers to raise these kids. to these nannys these children are nothing but another job and there is no love involved. this is totally unfair to those children. britney should have stayed in rehab and got the help she needs for those childrens sake.
    whats worse is these stupid fans of hers that think everythink britney does is okay. its not okay to be addicted to alcohol, drugs and party all night while your 3 month old is at home with a different nanny every week. look at what happened to anna nicoles baby? no one questions these pigs.

    America is going down the drain. these women dont have the motherly instincts to protect their children anymore. its really sad.

    By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM  

  • what a stupid hick loser,somebody give her a gun,she needs to put herself out of her misery.

    By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

  • Every Britney Spears article is so judgemental and mean ... and I think it's finally gone too far. She's obviously having problems, but everyone who gets close enough to help wants money or fame ... Isaac Cohen turned out to be a bigger douche than K-Fed ... the hair salon immediately posted her Red Bull on eBay ... and now the nannies too? It just makes me sad. Maybe she's a horrible person. Maybe she's not. It's just too much.

    By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM  

  • To the person who wrote that she would've lost her kids a long time ago if she weren't famous.... Whatever! Her fame is the only reason that anyone is calling CPS at all. People do a lot worse than party and put their kid's carseat in backwards and no one does anything.

    By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM  

  • parenting classes????????

    problem is, she would actually have to focus on someone other than herself, and that just wouldn't work.

    By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM  

  • She is a worthless sack of shit. To be sure. There is rumor that she shaved her head because she said her hair extensions were infested with head lice.

    So she goes to a public hair salon and shaves it off, thus possibly infecting countless others. A real class act everytime. Hell, I'd buy her a one way ticket to Florida.

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

  • Not to defend Britney (that would be impossible - she is worthless), but while we're knocking her mothering skills, where the heck is the kids' father? If any of us knew our ex was drugging it up and behaving like a lunatic, would we leave our kids in his or her care? No way.

    Those poor kids have a worthless mother AND father. They're screwed.

    I'd say the state should give them to the grandmother but, hey, she did the fantastic job of raising Britney. Eek.

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • With their father's white-(wannabe)rapper genes in them and their mom's crazy/irresponsible/loveless upbringing, SPF and JJ-Fed are gonna have a graveyard in their closets to clean out and can grow up to become Eminem ("driving around with your windows down and your systems up")

    By Anonymous, on 6:11 PM  

  • I vote we get Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to adopt those kids. Britney Spears can dry out or tan and drink herself until she looks like a leather shoe for all I care, but those two boys deserve better. And Brad and Angelina are as well-adjusted parents as you can get in Hollywood.

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

  • The banner picture with the small Hispanic women looks familar.

    Isn't this the same nanny we saw pushing Sean around, and around in a stroller the gymnasium while Britney recorded her fat dance for her sister??

    By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM  

  • That is soo so sooo sad. I feel so sorry for that baby... Almost flew out of her hands... She makes her self look mentally challenged... She is... Heh...

    By Tatiana, on 7:22 PM  

  • It is not easy to go through divorce and she feels really bad about it Hope some will rescue her.I feel sorry for her as well as her baby.

    By Anita, on 8:24 PM  

  • RESCUE her? Anita, what kind of a woman are you? Women don't need to be rescued. Women are strong. The problem is that so many women don't realize this about themselves.

    Britney is suffering from a severe case of the "Poor me"s. And you know what? Fuck this bitch and her selfishness. Most mothers are worried about how they're gonna have enough money to pay for daycare, get someone to fix their car because they have to push start the motherfucker every morning (so they can get to their first job), and manage to buy a pack of hotdogs and a box of macaroni and cheese for their kids dinner tonight...but screw buying a gallon of milk because she's only got $5 to last until payday. Most mothers take their sleeping child to the babysitter's in the morning and pick up a child that's asleep for the night when they get off from their second job. Then they go home and cry because they're tired, they never get to see their baby, and they have a load of laundry to do. But THOSE women have their cry, do the goddamn laundry and go to bed...just to do it all over again the next day.

    Britney needs to act like a real woman and realize that it's just her and those babies now...FUCK EVERYONE ELSE. She doesn't get to feel sorry for herself anymore. THAT is what happens when you have kids. And it is glorious.

    By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM  

  • Where is Health and Family Services?
    She's too busy smoking, drinking, partying, shaving and getting tattooed to be a parent. I guess if you have money it's okay to destroy little kids lives.

    Take the kids and place them in a home that's better equipped for children (responsible, loving, mature, stable)Now Britney can spend that 10 minutes she held her son giving her head a clean, close shave; she can solely focus on herself and her needs.

    Isn't it sad that Kevin Federline is looking like the better choice?

    By Lauren, on 9:11 AM  

  • as a former upper east side nanny, I'm very sorry to say I've seen much, much worse. the whole dumping the help when they bond with the kid thing, for example? not remarkable. her behavior is foul, but all these classist remarks about trailer trash are cruel and off-base. neglect is universal, guys.

    By Anonymous, on 2:46 AM  

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