What the Fuck??!! Nice lighter in your hand loser. Just fire up a smoke and kill your kid, loser. What a fugly hag. Fuck this loser. I have never posted on here stating what I'm about to post....Die bitch, kids go to someone who fucking cares. I hate fucking tards like this that have kids. Hmmmmm, how do I really feel?
Does she have the kid in the FRONT seat in that one photo??
I'm not a parent, or an auto mechanic, but I do know in the event of a minor fenderbender that kid will be washing his bottle down with an airbag....sheesh.
And how sweet that she's wearing the jacket Eyesick (or whatever the fuck his name is) forgot to grab as he ran screaming from their short-lived relationship.
SP has Vito Corleone syndrome ... When Britney's mom complained about Kevin, SP said "If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day."
You know, as much as I detest her and would love to be able to make fun of her kids, I just CAN'T. That damn kid is cute. Sonofabitch. Takes away some of the fun.
But that just makes what's going on with Britney all the more sad. She's got this great kid (and another one, so I hear) and she's missing it. All of those great things that come with watching your kids grow up....she's fucking up and missing it. That makes me really sad for her. And for those babies.
Kids under 10 are not supposed to ride in the front seat of a car because of the airbag. It looks to me she has a steering wheel in front of her, so I guess that would make it the front seat.
Kids under 10 are not supposed to ride in the front seat of a car because of the airbag. It looks to me she has a steering wheel in front of her, so I guess that would make it the front seat.
I can personally vouch for Felicia Culotta. She's from my hometown and is a very nice lady with stand-up credentials. For her to say this about Britney speaks volumes. I'm sure she's seen the worst things imaginable and has only tried to help Britney during this trainwreck.
Good luck to you Felicia and thank God you got out of there.
Chuggy, I said the same thing to some she-wigga wannabe in the office this morning. Not out loud. In my head. I wanted to verbalize it but that kind of thing is generally frowned upon. And there's only so many times you can say "Ooops, sorry...Tourette's" before people start asking questions.
Your comment is creeping me out. You're not listening to my thoughts, are you?
damn.......her best friend who was her assistant got sick of her. that is just sad. britney doesnt care about her kids. she just wants to meet men and fuck them. i bet these 2 pictures of her out with sean preaston that we've seen over the past couple of weeks are the only times she sees him and is doing it for publicity so no one can say (she doesnt care about her kids). you can go out with him everyday for the photogs to snap pictures but we all know you dont take care of him and probably see him like once a week.
and sean preston looks very retarded. that drop on the head and whip lash she gave him by almost dropping him has made him retarded. i bet she puts moonshine in his feeding bottle and feeds him gizzards for breakfast.
She looks like Elvis in pic 4...Maybe she'll go out like Elvis. Can someone explain why the government (DHS or whatever) still allows this idiot to have children?
that's not the whole email. she did not "just" quit" she quit a while ago and has been working for an airline out of Georgia. check the entire email out. This is entirely out of context.
Can we say eww? I am so tired of that headline picture of Britney running her hand through her filthy disgusting hair. It seriously makes my skin crawl. It really doesn't seem fair that this bitch is still alive and Anna Nicole Smith is the one who died. She might have been stupid and crazy, but at least she loved her kids.
1:42 ~ the only thing I can think of is: since the NANNY is really raising them and not this train wreck the authorities probably feel like the kids ARE being raised properly.
WTF!!!!! What has happened in her life to make her feel SOOOOOOOOOO priveleged to party her life away and forget about her kids? There are plenty of people out there who have had a much more miserable life and are not doing this shit. She is a fucking asshole, and I hope she gets whats coming to her.
This just proves my theory that certain people should NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PROCREATE. She is in that group of people along with Paris Hilton and any mother who has been on the Jerry Springer show.
It looks like she feeds her kid only fast food and crap like she eats herself. What a horrible Mother Britney is, she deseperately needs an intervention! I wonder what Momma Lynn thinks and Brits sister..she is the epitomy of white trash!!!!!!!
Lindsay Lohan should play Anna Nicole. She's one of the most talented young actresses in Hollywood, and she's got beauty to spare, more than enough to play Anna. And you could explain the freckles with a little poetic license, like saying there's one for every methadone pill that Anna took.
She's not in the front seat. Look at the last pic. And in the third one, you can see that's not the steering wheel, it's SP's carrier or something like that. Though I'm seriously surprised she didn't try to sit in the backseat which SP on her shoulders or something. We all know homegirl's retarded.
It's mean to make fun of the kids. They can't help it that they had the bad luck to have dumb and dumber for parents. And they will suffer for that all of their lives, with the whole world watching.
That is not a steering wheel that is the other child in the car seat, you will see the warning label on the side of the car seat handle and the little blue outfit
2:42 pm: Paris has described Britney as being an "animal". I hardly think Britney's behavior has anything to do with Paris Hilton, although Paris is not exactly a role model, for sure.
I'd really like to be able to blame that kid's retarded face on Federline, but that is all Britney in that face. Eyes are too far apart, chubby face, blank stupid stare. Too bad, kid.
vigilante--isn't it funny how we are talking about "Army of Darkness" on a Britney Spears post? Now THAT's irony!!! Maybe they were talking about her STD's......
Oh, that poor, poor child. He's the live version of South Park's Cartman, just minus any intellegence (which is so not his fault). And anon 1:51 - that was hysterical.
First time posting..... For someone who constantly said she wanted to be a young mom she sure gave up on looking after them quickly. If you want babies at a young age then guess what you can't go out five times a week.
on a side note her kid looks like Timmy from Passions
Well as I have said many times before she is a young mother and having been one myself my choices weren't always the best and her's well she has advisers and nannies thankfully for her because if it were you or I acting in such a way our children would have been taken away by CPS in a heartbeat. Guess that's what money does for you. As for little Sean he is a cute baby, he does look like hi daddy, at this point I personally think the babies would be better off in their fathers care. If that weren't an option for whatever reason's then they should be put into foster care period. She has so many people around her telling her that she's acting a fool and many pictures in any paper that you may glance at she should take some advise and either get on with being an mother or admit she is wrong and step down. I didn't have any of those conveinous and I made alot of mistakes my son is 23 now and doing fairly well I just hope that she pulls her head out of her @ss and saves herself and more importainly her childrens.
Felicia went to my high school and was just a few years ahead of me. I can safely say that she's a level-headed person and quite nice. I honestly thought that she had bailed out on Britney a few years ago, so this comes as a surprise.
If she says that Britney is bat-shit crazy, then I believe her. Of course, we all know that, but it's nice to have it confirmed by someone on the inside.
If those closest to Britney can't help her, then it's just a matter of time before her maid finds her dead on the toilet.
Re: 9:51^ - I was a young mom (20 when I had my kiddo), too, but I never made any of the idiot choices Britney's made. But I actually have two brain cells to rub together, where she has, maybe, a half of a brain cell.
And Sean P is not a cute baby. At. All. He looks medicated to me (Benadryl quiets a kid!); always a blank stare. Kids are very animated with hundreds of facial expressions. Not Sean P. He has the same face, always. Creepy and weird.
I don't think he has Downs. But he definitely looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder. I bet that Jayden's FASD is worse that is why no one sees him.
I have never seen SPF smiling, and it pains me to say this, because I am a champion of all babies, but after seeing more photos of SPF, I am a little concerned about him. There's no sparkle in his eyes, no smiles, he looks shellshocked all the time. Come on you photogs, get a shot of SPF that shows us this isn't his only expression!
I love Bruce Campbell. He's far more interesting than Britney Spears. Met him once. Nice guy.
The guy I was with made a crack about Campbell's hand being evil as he reached out to shake it. I was impressed that Bruce didn't punch him in the face. 'Cause I know I would've.
And you guys are bang on. Shitney looks like fat dead Elvis. Only she's not dead...yet.
I am revealing my nerdiness here, but I first became a fan of Bruce Campbell from Xena. Then I got the Evil Dead movies as a xmas present, then I saw Army of Darkness. It was the most hilarious, yet corniest cheap movie I have ever seen. And you are right...I would rather talk about Bruce Campbell any time than that Fat Elvis Spears. So, sally fagh.....sally faggghhh..... sally forth!!!!!!
as a woman struggling with infertility, i am generally very positive about my situation. but when i see britney neglecting and abusing her two gorgeous kids..i can't help but get a little bitter. i mean..WTF??
7:08, sweetie, sorry about the late response. Baldney up there knocked me off my chair with her weekend antics.
You know what? I didn't even know Bruce Campbell was in Xena! Weird. You're definitely one up on me in that department. After so much talk of Army of Darkness I was driven to dig it out of the closet and watch it. Then I remembered I had Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick for PS2. Suffice to say I spent my whole weekend with Bruce. And Baldney.
Its ok, dont worry about late responses. my computer froze every time I tried to look on the internet because of that crab infested crazy ho. I wish I could watch that movie now, but its on vhs and dammit wouldnt u know I dont have one anymore.DAMMIT! Yeah so Xena was during my college years when I never went out and just laid around and watched tv on a Sat. night. I was lame. Still am. And all this talk about Baldney(hahaha!) reminds me of that one part towards the end of the movie, where that hot girl went all zombie and was attacking him, and he says"AAHHHH Get off me you crazy bitch!!!" CLASSIC!!
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Does Sean P. have Down Syndrome? That kid seriously looks retarded.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
sounds like Culotta misses cleaning up Brit's chunky corn spew-chowda.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
You can take the trash out of the trailer...even in Malibu, it's still trash from a trailer.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
he doesn't have Down Syndrome, he has "turns out KFed was the smart one" parenting syndrome. it's much worse.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
What the Fuck??!! Nice lighter in your hand loser. Just fire up a smoke and kill your kid, loser. What a fugly hag. Fuck this loser. I have never posted on here stating what I'm about to post....Die bitch, kids go to someone who fucking cares. I hate fucking tards like this that have kids. Hmmmmm, how do I really feel?
By chuggdog, on 12:17 PM
Does she have the kid in the FRONT seat in that one photo??
I'm not a parent, or an auto mechanic, but I do know in the event of a minor fenderbender that kid will be washing his bottle down with an airbag....sheesh.
And how sweet that she's wearing the jacket Eyesick (or whatever the fuck his name is) forgot to grab as he ran screaming from their short-lived relationship.
By joejoe, on 12:18 PM
SP has Vito Corleone syndrome ... When Britney's mom complained about Kevin, SP said "If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day."
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Heh...Felicia just called herself a dog.
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
You know, as much as I detest her and would love to be able to make fun of her kids, I just CAN'T. That damn kid is cute. Sonofabitch. Takes away some of the fun.
But that just makes what's going on with Britney all the more sad. She's got this great kid (and another one, so I hear) and she's missing it. All of those great things that come with watching your kids grow up....she's fucking up and missing it. That makes me really sad for her. And for those babies.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
That kid is so ugly and the poor thing has Shitney's retarded inbred eyes.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
Good thing she's not in the driver's seat... just, you know, holding a lighter inches away from her kid's face.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
At least she's with ONE of her kids..
By jess, on 12:38 PM
Kids under 10 are not supposed to ride in the front seat of a car because of the airbag. It looks to me she has a steering wheel in front of her, so I guess that would make it the front seat.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Kids under 10 are not supposed to ride in the front seat of a car because of the airbag. It looks to me she has a steering wheel in front of her, so I guess that would make it the front seat.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
I can personally vouch for Felicia Culotta. She's from my hometown and is a very nice lady with stand-up credentials. For her to say this about Britney speaks volumes. I'm sure she's seen the worst things imaginable and has only tried to help Britney during this trainwreck.
Good luck to you Felicia and thank God you got out of there.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
i feel greasy after looking at those pics...like i just et a big ol' bucket of the kfc's.
By sneakay snake, on 1:08 PM
Chuggy, I said the same thing to some she-wigga wannabe in the office this morning. Not out loud. In my head. I wanted to verbalize it but that kind of thing is generally frowned upon. And there's only so many times you can say "Ooops, sorry...Tourette's" before people start asking questions.
Your comment is creeping me out. You're not listening to my thoughts, are you?
By Vigilante, on 1:15 PM
Wow, I'm saying this and looking for the lighting bolt that is sure to strike me on this sunny day... Kevin needs custody of the kid(s).
She is a nasty wreck. Throw her in the scrap heap. I won't be surprised if she's broke and pole dancing in five years.
By CheeryBitch, on 1:24 PM
damn.......her best friend who was her assistant got sick of her. that is just sad. britney doesnt care about her kids. she just wants to meet men and fuck them. i bet these 2 pictures of her out with sean preaston that we've seen over the past couple of weeks are the only times she sees him and is doing it for publicity so no one can say (she doesnt care about her kids). you can go out with him everyday for the photogs to snap pictures but we all know you dont take care of him and probably see him like once a week.
and sean preston looks very retarded. that drop on the head and whip lash she gave him by almost dropping him has made him retarded. i bet she puts moonshine in his feeding bottle and feeds him gizzards for breakfast.
By prettyboy, on 1:30 PM
I feel sorry for britney she is dangerously out of control. This is going to end in tragedy.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
She looks like Elvis in pic 4...Maybe she'll go out like Elvis. Can someone explain why the government (DHS or whatever) still allows this idiot to have children?
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
that's not the whole email. she did not "just" quit" she quit a while ago and has been working for an airline out of Georgia. check the entire email out. This is entirely out of context.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
her kids would be better off even with that dude who said every guy has a pedo fantasy
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
I would just like to quickly correct an error in my original post in this thread...
I stated 'that kid will be washing his bottle down with an airbag'...
That's grossly incorrect.
This is momma Britney we're talking about afterall.
It should have read 'that kid will be washing his CHICKEN SOFT TACO down with an airbag'...
Bottle? Who the fuck am I kidding, it's Britney Spears, NOT any of the hundreds of millions of competent, caring mothers in the world.
By joejoe, on 1:53 PM
Can we say eww? I am so tired of that headline picture of Britney running her hand through her filthy disgusting hair. It seriously makes my skin crawl. It really doesn't seem fair that this bitch is still alive and Anna Nicole Smith is the one who died. She might have been stupid and crazy, but at least she loved her kids.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
1:42 ~ the only thing I can think of is: since the NANNY is really raising them and not this train wreck the authorities probably feel like the kids ARE being raised properly.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
WTF!!!!!
What has happened in her life to make her feel SOOOOOOOOOO priveleged to party her life away and forget about her kids?
There are plenty of people out there who have had a much more miserable life and are not doing this shit. She is a fucking asshole, and I hope she gets whats coming to her.
This just proves my theory that certain people should NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PROCREATE. She is in that group of people along with Paris Hilton and any mother who has been on the Jerry Springer show.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
I agree with you 100 percent anyonymous 2:01pm!
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
It looks like she feeds her kid only fast food and crap like she eats herself. What a horrible Mother Britney is, she deseperately needs an intervention!
I wonder what Momma Lynn thinks and Brits sister..she is the epitomy of white trash!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Lindsay Lohan should play Anna Nicole. She's one of the most talented young actresses in Hollywood, and she's got beauty to spare, more than enough to play Anna. And you could explain the freckles with a little poetic license, like saying there's one for every methadone pill that Anna took.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
She's not in the front seat. Look at the last pic. And in the third one, you can see that's not the steering wheel, it's SP's carrier or something like that. Though I'm seriously surprised she didn't try to sit in the backseat which SP on her shoulders or something. We all know homegirl's retarded.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
Momma Lynn and Jaimie lynn are trash themselves, so they prob see nothin wrong w/Brit
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
it's nice to see that the baby eats as many big macs as mom does.
someone please step in and save those kids.
By livvie, on 2:27 PM
See where hanging out with paris herpes hilton gets you?
By the truth, on 2:42 PM
It's mean to make fun of the kids. They can't help it that they had the bad luck to have dumb and dumber for parents. And they will suffer for that all of their lives, with the whole world watching.
By the citizens of America, on 2:44 PM
Vigilante:
Wierd! Maybe I was reading your mind. You know what they say, Great minds say D'oh!
By chuggdog, on 2:58 PM
somebody help me: WHO is the bloody guy in the Pajiba ad?? Is is Andrew Shue? It's driving me NUTS!!!
Thank you.
By Totally off Subject..., on 3:13 PM
That is not a steering wheel that is the other child in the car seat, you will see the warning label on the side of the car seat handle and the little blue outfit
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
2:42 pm: Paris has described Britney as being an "animal". I hardly think Britney's behavior has anything to do with Paris Hilton, although Paris is not exactly a role model, for sure.
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
Totally off subject...you're kidding! You haven't seen Army of Darkness? It's Bruce Campbell. Movie sucked but it was good for a few laughs.
Ditto on the great minds, Chuggy. Now gimme some sugar, baby.
Groovy.
By Vigilante, on 5:04 PM
1:42
You've got to be kiddin' me! I thought that she looked like the big fat greasy Elvis (at the end) too! YIKES!
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
It still boggles me that despite all the personal assistants, nannies, and body guards Britney has at her disposal that she is such a wreck.
By Brandy, on 5:43 PM
I'd really like to be able to blame that kid's retarded face on Federline, but that is all Britney in that face. Eyes are too far apart, chubby face, blank stupid stare. Too bad, kid.
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
Britney Spears has become Fat Elvis
By Piquebu, on 7:21 PM
anon 2:10---amen and hallelujah!!!
vigilante--isn't it funny how we are talking about "Army of Darkness" on a Britney Spears post? Now THAT's irony!!! Maybe they were talking about her STD's......
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
^_^
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
Oh, that poor, poor child. He's the live version of South Park's Cartman, just minus any intellegence (which is so not his fault). And anon 1:51 - that was hysterical.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
First time posting.....
For someone who constantly said she wanted to be a young mom she sure gave up on looking after them quickly. If you want babies at a young age then guess what you can't go out five times a week.
on a side note her kid looks like Timmy from Passions
By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM
Well as I have said many times before she is a young mother and having been one myself my choices weren't always the best and her's well she has advisers and nannies thankfully for her because if it were you or I acting in such a way our children would have been taken away by CPS in a heartbeat. Guess that's what money does for you. As for little Sean he is a cute baby, he does look like hi daddy, at this point I personally think the babies would be better off in their fathers care. If that weren't an option for whatever reason's then they should be put into foster care period. She has so many people around her telling her that she's acting a fool and many pictures in any paper that you may glance at she should take some advise and either get on with being an mother or admit she is wrong and step down. I didn't have any of those conveinous and I made alot of mistakes my son is 23 now and doing fairly well I just hope that she pulls her head out of her @ss and saves herself and more importainly her childrens.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
Felicia went to my high school and was just a few years ahead of me. I can safely say that she's a level-headed person and quite nice. I honestly thought that she had bailed out on Britney a few years ago, so this comes as a surprise.
If she says that Britney is bat-shit crazy, then I believe her. Of course, we all know that, but it's nice to have it confirmed by someone on the inside.
If those closest to Britney can't help her, then it's just a matter of time before her maid finds her dead on the toilet.
By Colonel McComb, on 10:16 PM
Sad, sad, sad....
By Anonymous, on 1:39 AM
It looks like she's elbowing SP in the third picture.
By anony, on 3:36 AM
Re: 9:51^ - I was a young mom (20 when I had my kiddo), too, but I never made any of the idiot choices Britney's made. But I actually have two brain cells to rub together, where she has, maybe, a half of a brain cell.
And Sean P is not a cute baby. At. All. He looks medicated to me (Benadryl quiets a kid!); always a blank stare. Kids are very animated with hundreds of facial expressions. Not Sean P. He has the same face, always. Creepy and weird.
By CheeryBitch, on 4:51 AM
I don't think he has Downs. But he definitely looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder. I bet that Jayden's FASD is worse that is why no one sees him.
By IslandMAMA, on 5:24 AM
I have never seen SPF smiling, and it pains me to say this, because I am a champion of all babies, but after seeing more photos of SPF, I am a little concerned about him. There's no sparkle in his eyes, no smiles, he looks shellshocked all the time. Come on you photogs, get a shot of SPF that shows us this isn't his only expression!
By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM
looking at those bloated shitney pics, i was struck by her similarity to vegas-era elvis.
stay tuned for the dead-on-a-toilet-seat-wearing-an-oversized-diaper announcement.
By damo, on 8:50 AM
No kidding, 7:36!
I love Bruce Campbell. He's far more interesting than Britney Spears. Met him once. Nice guy.
The guy I was with made a crack about Campbell's hand being evil as he reached out to shake it. I was impressed that Bruce didn't punch him in the face. 'Cause I know I would've.
And you guys are bang on. Shitney looks like fat dead Elvis. Only she's not dead...yet.
By Vigilante, on 9:57 AM
vigilante-
I am revealing my nerdiness here, but I first became a fan of Bruce Campbell from Xena. Then I got the Evil Dead movies as a xmas present, then I saw Army of Darkness. It was the most hilarious, yet corniest cheap movie I have ever seen.
And you are right...I would rather talk about Bruce Campbell any time than that Fat Elvis Spears.
So, sally fagh.....sally faggghhh.....
sally forth!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
as a woman struggling with infertility, i am generally very positive about my situation. but when i see britney neglecting and abusing her two gorgeous kids..i can't help but get a little bitter. i mean..WTF??
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
7:08, sweetie, sorry about the late response. Baldney up there knocked me off my chair with her weekend antics.
You know what? I didn't even know Bruce Campbell was in Xena! Weird. You're definitely one up on me in that department. After so much talk of Army of Darkness I was driven to dig it out of the closet and watch it. Then I remembered I had Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick for PS2. Suffice to say I spent my whole weekend with Bruce. And Baldney.
I need to get out more.
By Vigilante, on 10:37 AM
Vigilante...
Its ok, dont worry about late responses. my computer froze every time I tried to look on the internet because of that crab infested crazy ho.
I wish I could watch that movie now, but its on vhs and dammit wouldnt u know I dont have one anymore.DAMMIT!
Yeah so Xena was during my college years when I never went out and just laid around and watched tv on a Sat. night. I was lame. Still am.
And all this talk about Baldney(hahaha!) reminds me of that one part towards the end of the movie, where that hot girl went all zombie and was attacking him, and he says"AAHHHH Get off me you crazy bitch!!!"
CLASSIC!!
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
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