Britney Spears Re-Enters Rehab

44 Comments:

  • YOU CAN TAKE THE TRASH OUT OF THE TRAILER PARK, BUT YOU CANT TAKE THE TRAILER PARK OUT OF THE TRASH.

    By BLADE, on 2:05 PM  

  • I can't get over how fucking cheap that wig looks. Damn.

    Britney's inbred trash. No treatment facility can change that.

    By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

  • She'll be out by the end of the week.

    By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM  

  • well damn it,,,, now all my predictions are off,,,since edge is going to money in the bank,,what happens with orton,,,,i guess no orton-edge match huh? FUKIN BRITNEY

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • Y'all, this is what Fetal Alcohol Syndrome grows up to be in adulthood.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • I hope she leaves it in the next day or so. This trainwreck is too much fun to try to fix.

    Yes, I have relegated myself to the fact that Hell eagerly awaits me.

    By Seven, on 2:22 PM  

  • Nice zits. Gross.

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

    By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

  • Can we just fast-forward to the "Found Dead in a Hotel Room" part?

    By Enoughalready, on 2:45 PM  

  • You can see exactly where the hair extension plugs are...

    what's wrong with this idiot???

    By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM  

  • Heh heh heh, funny post, Jenny.

    By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH at Enoughalready....seriously

    By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM  

  • Rehab or mental hospital?

    By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM  

  • Good for her. I hope she gets better and kicks Kfeds ass.

    By DirtyRottenGossip.com, on 3:46 PM  

  • Look at that weave! She's got an inch of real hair with the fake stuff wrapped around it.
    The real losers in this situation are the horses that had to give up their tails to end up on this chick's head.

    By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

  • that's really sad. Everyone laughing at her in the background? No wonder she's fucked up with the nasty shit she gets from people. She's rancid, but really - the poor girl.

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • na na na na,,,,na na na na,, hey hey hey ,, good bye

    By Burntfinger, on 3:56 PM  

  • where are her kids? omg why even have them if you're going to toss them to a nanny 5 minutes after they're born...or in britney's case, cut out because she's even too lazy/retarded to give birth properly.

    By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

  • OHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

    There goes Tokyo...

    GO GO GODZILLA!

    Every time I hear moe. cover that song from now on, I will conjure up an image of this freak going Private Pyle on herself.

    By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM  

  • You gotta admit, the resemblance is uncanny:

    http://www.bullwinkleblog.com/wp-content/photos/sadr.jpg

    By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM  

  • Shut up! you guys are SO mean. so judgemental. did anyone talk about demi wonderfuckingful moore when she shaved her hideous manly head? NO! So grow up and get a life.

    By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM  

  • What kind of childhood do you have when your choice of parents are shitney and K-fag?

    By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM  

  • I'm with 2:17 PM - I already placed my bet at exactly one week. Max.

    PS - I HAVE to ask - anyone here knowledgeable about drugs (just an occasional pot smoker, here)? Any ideas what drugs she's on? Obviously she's no longer just a drunk....

    By jenner, on 4:35 PM  

  • I love how she mentions the whole "please respect my privacy" thing after a 48 hour nut fest of her checking in and out of rehab, shaving her own head in public and getting two tattoes. Sorry Brit, the paparazzi already got wood ... you can't kick them out of your bed now ...

    By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM  

  • she needs to leave hollywood. thats the only way shes gonna be left alone. she said she was gonna move back to Louisiana...wtf ever happened to that???

    i honestly dont feel that sorry for her since she chooses to be around all the commotion. she has money. she could buy some property in a remote location in louisiana, build a house, and raise her kids and be able to send them to public-school without a problem. or just move to New Orleans. but noo...she rather party it up and smoke crack. dumb slut.

    By prettyboy, on 5:07 PM  

  • ana nicole is starting to look a whole lot better. at least her spawn lived to 20...i douubt any of britney's mutants will live to see puberty the poor dears

    By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM  

  • Yeah, she'll be out in a few days. She won't be getting enough attention in rehab, so she'll have to do something else to make sure she gets noticed.

    By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM  

  • Jenner @ 4:35

    I've done pretty much everything once or eleventeen times in my life and IMHO this may not be drugs. The whole "I know who you are!" thing (or whatever it was she said) looks like the kind of paranoia that either comes from heavy-duty-speed-induced paranoia (severe cocaine or meth abuse) you get during comedown or just a plain old schizophrenic break from reality. If she really did check herself back into rehab then I'm leaning back towards drugs as crazy doesn't really go away like that. If she was involuntarily committed then it could be psychological. Either way, I'm sincerely worried about the girl. She's retarded, but she's not *evil*. I've talked merciless shit about her online but there's no way I want to see a mother of two go all Cobain on us when she has kids to raise.

    Anna Nicole, however, deserved to die. Clown-faced and blotto while eight months pregnant? Fuck that evil whore.

    By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM  

  • Napoleon to Pedro: "Why did Britney shave her head?"

    Pedro: "Maybe her head was hot."

    By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM  

  • thanks, anon7:31 - "eleventeen times" LOL ;)

    By jenner, on 7:48 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    Shut up! you guys are SO mean. so judgemental. did anyone talk about demi wonderfuckingful moore when she shaved her hideous manly head? NO! So grow up and get a life.

    4:20 PM

    ^Uh, you understand that Demi shaved her head for a film role, right?! Britney did it because she's a fucking idiot.

    Mean and judgemental? Damn right. I don't like my gossip any other way.

    By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM  

  • Jenner - At the very least, she's on a wicked combination of coke, booze, and opiates. All good stuff, I'm sure. She pops her share of beans (X or a variant), too. I would guess that right now the opiates are pills, but considering her situation, powdered smack is not far behind, if it's not on the table already. (but I don't think so at this point). Self-medicating is very common for someone as depressed and mentally immature she is. But she has what most of us don't have: access to the right people and unlimited funds. So, she can self-medicate very easily. (lucky bitch!) Seriously, depression + drugs = lost sense of reality, which then leads to more drugs, and so on. She needs help. I seriously hope she gets it.

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM  

  • U2.com's Moderator Compares Spears the a member of the Manson Family

    Hey any of you heard of the group U2?

    Even u2.com's OFFICIAL moderator Zootician / William is making fun of Spears calling her a member of the Manson family!

    Can you imagine?

    When the official moderator on one of the nicest best bands in the world is making fun of her that is really bad.

    Go onto u2.com and check out the moderator's profile. His name is Zootocian.

    By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM  

  • i think that she did it for drug test reasons too...That, and she had like, no hair and disgusting smelly fake hair glued into her head..Why would anyone want to buy that shit??? They (glue in extensions) are gross on the best heads after a bit of wear..much less hers, I assume that a good head scrubbin was not real high on her list of things to do this past year- with all the drugs and drinkin and clubbin...and Puking...

    By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM  

  • attention whore...she needs to be taken down a few notches...

    By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM  

  • "huh?"

    "yer lyin!"

    The sooner Shitney pulls an Anna Nicole, the better the world will be. I think Al Gore actually included that line in his latest global warming speech.

    By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM  

  • mental case britney should stay in rehab for a year she needs lots of help that bitch is FUBR

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 PM  

  • Britney in rehab! Who will I talk about now? I'll freak!

    Wait...there's Paris and Nicky and Nicole and Lindsay...Mischa...and Kim...and...

    Whew! I'm okay.

    By just-this-guy, on 5:58 AM  

  • you guys are always talking about fetal alcohole syndrome and a large gap between her eyes (and the eyes of her child sean preston).. but if you wanna see a really large gab between eyes, visit yvonnecatterfeld.de
    this is a german singer and i don't think she has a fetal alcohole syndrome (;

    By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM  

  • "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." It makes me laugh when I read something like that. People like Britney are publicity whores, but all at once we're supposed to "respect her privacy"?

    By Mike Romete, on 7:09 AM  

  • I read on the Internet tubes this morning that she says she did it because she has lice. Wonderful. Sounds like it is time for another Britney update.

    By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM  

  • Hahaha, and now she's checked out after 24 hours AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM  

  • The already posted it. Time to move threads.

    By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM  

  • I doubt she had lice.

    Why? Simply put, lice tend to inhabit CLEAN hair. ;)

    By joejoe, on 9:22 AM  

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