damn girl looks like crap on a gas station toilet bowl. and she needs to change those jeans, i'm sure they are starting to smell since she's worn them all week.
Fuck helping her. Let her attempt to pump her own gas all by herself. Just stand back and let all 20-30 minutes of her mind-numbing confusion unfold.
The irony is that had she not become famous she'd be back in Louisiana WORKING at a gas station. Be it as a taxable employee of the gas station or giving grade C handjobs in the bathrooms for smoke and Cheetos money.
A lot of these paparazzi photo agencies hire illegals to stalk the celebs. It's because the photo agencies don't pay them what they would have to by law if these guys were legal. The illegals can't come back and sue them because they're not working legally or living here legally.
Ok, she obviously not the one driving as she gets into the passenger seat (about seven different times). So why is she the one that has to pump the gas?
God give her a break......she looks cute here. And she is nice......why do you always have to pick on her...she is actually nice. Now paris is a different story.
I only use gas station bathrooms in the most dire emergency. She seems to seek them out. This isn't the first time we've seen her at one. She looks like a freaking retard trying to pump gas, and why is she even bothering? Shouldn't the person driving the car be the one pumping the gas? Oh I forgot Brit Brit likes the attention.
I just left our local Walmart, and after looking at the other shoppers it became painfully obvious that it's not only Pay day for all the poor people who live paycheck to paycheck, but it's also a couple days after the end of the month Welfare Checks and Food Stamps arrived. Yet even in this relatively poor central america town, I didn't see anyone This Skanky walking around Scratching their Tits...
Okay here's what I don't get: This gal is capable of staying in $25,000 a night suites and she can't hire a freaking personal assistant to put gas in her car so she doesn't have to do any of this crap?! I'll tell you what: Even if I just had Federline $$$ I'd hire myself a personal assistant and that would be the last gallon of gas I'd ever pump.
Why does she pretend she doesn't know how to pump gas. It's not like she was born rich and had someone pump her gas all of her life and what's with the retarded little walk she does. Give me a break ...
britney fans "we love you, britney! You took a dump today yay!! Go britney!! You're wonderful!! You look like a supermodel!! Down with the fat haters!!
As if fat people don't have a right to complain about shity parents.
Okay, I don't like Britney and I still think she looks bad (though not as terrible as usual) but she does seem rather sweet. At least she's not all b*tchy and psychotic like some.
far be it from me to defend britney, but it doesn't sound at all like she needs help pumping gas. it sounds to me like she asked the question to get dude to stop annoying the shit out of her.
it's a pretty common ploy used by women to sidetrack assholes trying to chat them up - ask a stupid question, they answer it, and if you time it just right, you're able to make your escape while they're still talking.
there are a lot of reasons to make fun of britney, but that particular moment isn't one of them.
She loves the attention and she puts on that cutesy "I don't know how to do this ya'll" crap - if she didn't want the attention she could have anyone of her hangers on pick up happy meals or pump gas or go to Target!
You know, no matter how hard of a time we all give Britney, you have to notice the fact that she was followed all fricking night by this same guy, which is creepy and weird and seriously Britney going to the bathroom or pumping gas isn't that interesting. No wonder the poor girl gets pissed off. Admit it, we all use public washrooms when nessessary and we all have 'no makeup' days. Unfortunately for her, everyone catches all of hers on camera. Ugh.
Something sad about it, then you got that wanker of a photographer (the one who is speaking mostly) sounds like a rag-head! If I had some cunt walking round after me like that with a camera, I'd slit the fucks throat! She is a bit dumb, but however...no one needs assholes chasing you round like that!
I totaly agree, during rhe first few months I had to go the the dunny a lot more too then it's a lot better in the 2nd trimester, than in the 3rd your back to going again 10 times a day, it's really annoying. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if she is preganantm besides she has also gained weight to.
Also BOYCOT PARIS HILTON you guys, cozshe totaly FUCKED UP Britneys image but mainly coz she a racist, skan, whore.
Britney and the stalker are in a tie for being the most annoying person in this video.
I thought Brit was just trying to hide by ducking in the first bathroom. But then why didn't she just get back in the car and wait? Oh yeah, it's because she actually WANTS ATTENTION.
No one needs to feel sorry for her. I'm sure it's all part of her carefully planned "comeback."
Oh, and I live in Oregon, where it's illegal to pump your own gas. I must say when I have to get gas in Washington, it does take me a minute to get my bearings, and I'm not being blinded by cameras flashing. This is a close to defending this hag as I'll ever get.
Not true. There is one thing she does not suck at: being pregnant.
Let's be honest: She's dumb as dirt & has huge t!ts. She exists for one reason & one reason only: to be impregnated. Now, she's a little behind the ball because she did something she tried to get above her station, but she's on her way back down now, so all's copacetic.
I can't even imagine living with cameras around me every waking second. How annoying. Those slime balls that stalk these people are as pathetic as the celebs they stalk. This girl is a walking train wreck, but I have to say I feel sorry for her. She was probably trying as hard as she could to get the hell away from these jerks, got flustered, and couldn't think straight. Yeah, right. But I still feel sorry for her. She's got tons of $, and has no clue how to take care of herself...physically, mentally, every which way. You'd never know she's a multi-millionaire. She always looks like a Wal-Mart shopper. Poor thing....
53 Comments:
Yes, people do actually use public restrooms. Have you never been on a road trip?
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Sick. I only touch gas station restrooms if I have NO other choice. I would have gone next door to a restaurant or something.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
LOL! It's the MEN's restroom!
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Why is she clutching her boob?
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Maybe if she wore a fucking bra she wouldn't have to keep her saggy flapjack tits from hitting her knees when she runs.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
my god she looks like crap, and does she have any other jeans. girl has worn those all week.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
at least she looks happy holding that big nozzle. maybe those lesbian rumors are wrong.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
When you actually type sucks into this celebrity search engine....Britney ranks #2
Check it:
Britney SUCKS
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
damn girl looks like crap on a gas station toilet bowl. and she needs to change those jeans, i'm sure they are starting to smell since she's worn them all week.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Fuck helping her.
Let her attempt to pump her own gas all by herself. Just stand back and let all 20-30 minutes of her mind-numbing confusion unfold.
The irony is that had she not become famous she'd be back in Louisiana WORKING at a gas station.
Be it as a taxable employee of the gas station or giving grade C handjobs in the bathrooms for smoke and Cheetos money.
By joejoe, on 3:14 PM
Why does she bother wearing those stupid shoes if she can't even walk or run in them?
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
Britney should be familiar enough with the local "In-N-Out" brand of restrooms. Lord knows that the same sign hangs on her vagina.
By jeditemple, on 3:16 PM
the thing is, kevin only taught her how to siphon gas
By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
who are these sycophantic numbskulls helping her out. they are more pathetic than her.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
A lot of these paparazzi photo agencies hire illegals to stalk the celebs. It's because the photo agencies don't pay them what they would have to by law if these guys were legal. The illegals can't come back and sue them because they're not working legally or living here legally.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
Ok, she obviously not the one driving as she gets into the passenger seat (about seven different times). So why is she the one that has to pump the gas?
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
She does such cruel things to her hair . . . I wonder when she's going to go completely bald? Can't wait.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
God give her a break......she looks cute here. And she is nice......why do you always have to pick on her...she is actually nice. Now paris is a different story.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
^ All Britney fans are morons.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
holy shit she doesn't even know how to operate a gas pump?
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Er... why is a millionare pumping her own gas?
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Someone has gotta do something with her clothes... With all that money.. Gosh!
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
"ô fulano, bota a gasolina"
great! the guy is speaking portuguese! hahahahaha britney can't even put some gas in her car... this is kind of sad.
By Silvia, on 4:39 PM
I only use gas station bathrooms in the most dire emergency. She seems to seek them out. This isn't the first time we've seen her at one.
She looks like a freaking retard trying to pump gas, and why is she even bothering? Shouldn't the person driving the car be the one pumping the gas? Oh I forgot Brit Brit likes the attention.
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
lol when i was watching the vid i was thinking at least she doesnt look as gruesome as usual
but i take it back after seeing the pics
yuck!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
I just left our local Walmart, and after looking at the other shoppers it became painfully obvious that it's not only Pay day for all the poor people who live paycheck to paycheck, but it's also a couple days after the end of the month Welfare Checks and Food Stamps arrived. Yet even in this relatively poor central america town, I didn't see anyone This Skanky walking around Scratching their Tits...
By Geo, on 5:32 PM
Pressa de typa gassa you wann.
By Piquebu, on 5:39 PM
Okay here's what I don't get: This gal is capable of staying in $25,000 a night suites and she can't hire a freaking personal assistant to put gas in her car so she doesn't have to do any of this crap?! I'll tell you what: Even if I just had Federline $$$ I'd hire myself a personal assistant and that would be the last gallon of gas I'd ever pump.
Good grief...
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
Well at least she has shoes on this tme.
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
she looks like rosie o'donnell in the first pic. heavy duty, man.
By livvie, on 6:59 PM
Why does she pretend she doesn't know how to pump gas. It's not like she was born rich and had someone pump her gas all of her life and what's with the retarded little walk she does. Give me a break ...
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
Is that a bruise on her arm in the first pic, or has all that suntanning caught up to her?
By ffordegroupie, on 8:57 PM
I can't figure out why she's using the bathroom at that gas station.. it looks like the one that's down the street from her house.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM
damnit.
i really like her jeans... why do i really like her jeans?? i want her jeans...
BUT BRITNEY SPEARS IS WEARING THEM!!!!
aaah... burn my brain please.
By Sara, on 9:42 PM
britney fans "we love you, britney! You took a dump today yay!! Go britney!! You're wonderful!! You look like a supermodel!! Down with the fat haters!!
As if fat people don't have a right to complain about shity parents.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
I don't know about you guys but i think she's pregnant. only pregnant women or people with bladder or kidney problems use the bathroom that much
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
Wow! She's dumber than a bag of hair, but those paparrazi are really fucking annoying.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 AM
public bathrooms...occasionally.
gas station bathrooms? ew.
at least she's not barefoot!
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Okay, I don't like Britney and I still think she looks bad (though not as terrible as usual) but she does seem rather sweet. At least she's not all b*tchy and psychotic like some.
By Li, on 10:34 AM
far be it from me to defend britney, but it doesn't sound at all like she needs help pumping gas. it sounds to me like she asked the question to get dude to stop annoying the shit out of her.
it's a pretty common ploy used by women to sidetrack assholes trying to chat them up - ask a stupid question, they answer it, and if you time it just right, you're able to make your escape while they're still talking.
there are a lot of reasons to make fun of britney, but that particular moment isn't one of them.
also: fucking hell, being famous sucks.
By s., on 4:22 PM
eww this photog, is speaking like hes a grossely infatuated stalker. GROSSE! SECURITY STAT!
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
She loves the attention and she puts on that cutesy "I don't know how to do this ya'll" crap - if she didn't want the attention she could have anyone of her hangers on pick up happy meals or pump gas or go to Target!
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
You know, no matter how hard of a time we all give Britney, you have to notice the fact that she was followed all fricking night by this same guy, which is creepy and weird and seriously Britney going to the bathroom or pumping gas isn't that interesting. No wonder the poor girl gets pissed off. Admit it, we all use public washrooms when nessessary and we all have 'no makeup' days. Unfortunately for her, everyone catches all of hers on camera. Ugh.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
She is just an ugly skank maybe there were guys in those bathrooms and she was sucking dick thru the glory holes
By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM
Thanks for calling out Indian people, you xenophobic bastard. Much appreciated.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
Something sad about it, then you got that wanker of a photographer (the one who is speaking mostly) sounds like a rag-head!
If I had some cunt walking round after me like that with a camera, I'd slit the fucks throat!
She is a bit dumb, but however...no one needs assholes chasing you round like that!
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
Damnit I thought she left Malibu....and there she is using her favorite bathroom. At least she is wearing shoes now.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
I totaly agree, during rhe first few months I had to go the the dunny a lot more too then it's a lot better in the 2nd trimester, than in the 3rd your back to going again 10 times a day, it's really annoying.
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if she is preganantm besides she has also gained weight to.
Also BOYCOT PARIS HILTON you guys, cozshe totaly FUCKED UP Britneys image but mainly coz she a racist, skan, whore.
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
Britney is looking a lot like Rosie in these pics!
By Anonymous, on 12:18 AM
Britney and the stalker are in a tie for being the most annoying person in this video.
I thought Brit was just trying to hide by ducking in the first bathroom. But then why didn't she just get back in the car and wait? Oh yeah, it's because she actually WANTS ATTENTION.
No one needs to feel sorry for her. I'm sure it's all part of her carefully planned "comeback."
Oh, and I live in Oregon, where it's illegal to pump your own gas. I must say when I have to get gas in Washington, it does take me a minute to get my bearings, and I'm not being blinded by cameras flashing. This is a close to defending this hag as I'll ever get.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
About the headline:
Not true. There is one thing she does not suck at: being pregnant.
Let's be honest: She's dumb as dirt & has huge t!ts. She exists for one reason & one reason only: to be impregnated. Now, she's a little behind the ball because she did something she tried to get above her station, but she's on her way back down now, so all's copacetic.
Just find a c0ck, sweetheart. Just find a c0ck.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
i think i saw one of her babies in the car actually...weird...
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
I can't even imagine living with cameras around me every waking second. How annoying. Those slime balls that stalk these people are as pathetic as the celebs they stalk. This girl is a walking train wreck, but I have to say I feel sorry for her. She was probably trying as hard as she could to get the hell away from these jerks, got flustered, and couldn't think straight. Yeah, right. But I still feel sorry for her. She's got tons of $, and has no clue how to take care of herself...physically, mentally, every which way. You'd never know she's a multi-millionaire. She always looks like a Wal-Mart shopper. Poor thing....
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
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